Thread 213498703

>Kills the Boravian dictator!
>Leaves!

>>213498703 (OP)
It's nice to have a Superman movie for adults and not just retarded third world monkeys

not trying to dick ride The Boys but why wouldn't superheros fuck with authority figures? Or at the very least, use their powers to make as much money as possible? Storm could solve California's wildfire problem in a season and charge the state a little less than they already spend fighting the fires. She could be one of the world's wealthiest people just pissing rain on places.

>boravian

who comes up with this shit? were they a nation of boars who could fly? thats actually a good enemy for hawkgirl.

she's aging like milk

>>213498734
Sure thing ya taco slinging, border hopping faggot.

>>213499077
Wrong

>>213498793
It's Moravia but Bavaria.

>>213498703 (OP)
The hero is also a boravarian. Your response?

>>213499256
Now post a candid photo of her

>>213498703 (OP)
No, but really, look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy my fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.

I don't know how you sit down and go lets think of the top 25 people for this role and come anywhere near her name. Fuck Hollywood and their racist browning

>>213498734
how can it be for adults if there are no cgi blood splatters

>>213499256
>Fat ass arm
She’s eating too many tacos

>>213499256
>>213499827
That’s muscle, not fat, no?

>>213499611
Retarded faggot who knows nothing about comics.

>>213498703 (OP)
>steals my heart
>leaves

>>213499525
Lel. Gets me every time

>>213499785
Cgi blood splatter is for third world snydermonkeys

>>213500436
>gains weight

>>213498703 (OP)
Those biceps are pure sexo

>>213500696
That's her pregnant with my baby

>>213499077
the latina curse cannot be escaped

>>213500800
I doubt any of the Latina actresses /tv/ worships will ever have kids
Moner is a dyke now

>>213498793
It's just supposed to sound Eastern European, like Slovenia, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Latvia.
And the fictional country was created and named in early Superman comics 70 or 80 ish years ago, so you'd have to go back and ask them if they couldn't come up with anything better-sounding

>>213500839
Challenge accepted

>>213500196
why doesn't moners tummy look like that?

>>213498703 (OP)
>.. so I told him I poo and fart from there and he said that’s the point. I think I like this dirty white boy

>>213498703 (OP)
>>213498724
>fat abuela murders civilian
it's why I won't buy my kids tickets for this movie

>>213500839
>dyke now
Either way, Moner will probably never have kids because she has polycystic ovary syndrome. Even if she also has relationships with men in the future

>>213499077
Like a fine Parmesan then?

>/tv/ claims Moner got fat
>provides no evidence, no images
Classic.

>>213498793
>BORAVIA
>DAT SOUNDS LIKE....BOAR....OTHER WORD DAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT
>WHOA

>>213499417
>nooo that doesn't cooooount
I accept your concession

>>213499256
Me in the back

>>213498703 (OP)
Hope her character doesn't get shlonged in Peacemaker like other low tier comic characters do in their TV show universes

>>213499611
Kendra Saunders has always been a latina female

>>213498703 (OP)
When Boravia colllapses into civil war will Superman be there to fix the ensuing refugee crisis?

>>213500839
>>213500696
>>213499827
Trying way too hard, bro

>>213502152
What went through her mind when she decided to get this cheap-looking tattoo?

>>213498776
Mainly heroes are characterized as good people. if we're gonna be realistic, if the world had superpowers it would be more like infamous or watchmen or what have you, they would probably be locked up by the government to be poked and prodded at and that would be that.

>>213502183
she was a dumb kid doing a dumb kid thing

>>213502221
AHHH MY FRAGILE EGO

Moner boner

>>213502221
Is there any good quality version of the shot where she first lands on the kaiju's head and makes sort of an eye-rolling screaming face?

>>213502973
Gonna have to wait for home video.

>>213498703 (OP)
OY VEY!

>>213502221
sexo

>>213499895
>That’s muscle, not fat, no?
Nope it's fat.

>>213498703 (OP)
>>213499256
I don't hate this actress but she needs to realize that she's 10 pounds too overweight to be trying to act this cute.

She can't get cute girl privelege if she's overweight. That's a privilege reserved for in shape girls.

*improves your show or film*

>>213503582
*whispers seductively*
>There's a walled garden up the road, we're going to take you there, cut your throat.
>Not across, in the middle like a hole.
>Then we take your balls and we stuff them in the cut, block the windpipe.
>It's very gratifying to watch a man you don't like try to pull his own balls out of his throat before he chokes.

>>213503498
uh huh

>>213498703 (OP)
Kiernan Shipka could have played her better

>>213503640
Don't post the exception to the rule!

>>213503846
dumb bait

>>213502182
Looks like she’s wearing a black thong underneath that

>>213503279
HOLY SHIT, tight as fuck!!!!

>>213498703 (OP)
>NOOOO!! IF YOU KILL THE EVIL DICTATOR YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THEM!!
yeah superheroes should be encouraged to make the world a better place by killing off all degenerates and dictators
>BUT WHO WILL LE WATCH THE LE WATCHMEN???
the weak should fear the strong, its the natural order of things

>>213504654
Fucking Plutonian over here.

>>213504684
....What?

>>213501375
Fridge body, she doesn't have good jeans

>>213498703 (OP)
I still don't get why she did a gig for Disney and gave live birth of an egg.
Hawkgirl? More like hawkslut

>>213504980
Why must you turn my thread into a house of lies?

>>213504918
AAAAnnnnd how does that answer my question?

>>213504654
did killing off the degenerate dictator of Libya make it a better place?

>>213505116
NATO didn't technically kill him, the people did.

>>213499611
While I agree with your sentiment, that is literally not the same character

>>213505204
moving the goalposts, you just said heroes killing off degenerates and dictators makes the world a better place. Some armed insurrectionists killing their dictator in Libya only resulted in it becoming a worse place by essentially every metric. Some for Iraq. The issue is that when you have a country filled with subhuman savages like Arabs, that only understand strongman rule if you remove one strongman you just create more instability and death.

>>213505116
Gaddafi was killed by the bad guys so no
as a matter of fact, i really cannot remember a dictator being killed by the good guys
at least not since the 1500s

>>213505484
Maybe because the good guys aren't killers.

>>213500839
She's dating some rich Australian now. The black bull dyke was just a phase. That's the new /tv/ cope.

>>213505588
It's not really a cope when it's both true AND matches what she has actually said. It's the one guy screaming dyke over and over that is desperate to push a narrative.

>>213505588
Always knew she would do a Jojo Siwa and find a nice White guy.

>>213505588
I mean that tends to be how it goes with girls. Experiment once as a young adult and date men the rest of their lives but still call themselves "bi" or whatever.

>>213505331
>subhuman savages like Arabs
If Zelensky was killed and the rest of Ukraine's government was overthrown, it would likely cause a white Christian version of ISIS to emerge from there. Driven to carry out violent acts of revenge against Russia, but also terrorizing other places in Europe that they see as impure
(this entity already exists but currently it is *sort of* kept on a leash by the rest of their gov and military)

>>213498703 (OP)
>Latina: wiggles
>white man: follows along, entranced

>>213505768
What if Putin was assassinated by a random bodyguard today?

>>213505787
>retarded TikTok dance

>>213505828
>whataboutisms

>>213505828
Pic related, the prime minister, would replace Putin as interim president for a stretch until they hold a new election.
Russia is much bigger and structured in such a way that you can't as easily depose all of their leadership and do regime change there. If you did (kaboom), rogue military groups would become a relatively small problem in the grand scheme of things

>>213505828
Absolute chaos

>>213506113
bro that country is a mess of corruption and shitheads, it would immediately fall into infighting between groups and factions trying to grab pieces of the pie

>>213505743
Hope they don't ship the Black Green Lantern with her in the Peacemaker show. She should be with a nice White superhero character because Latinas should be with White guys, not Black guys.

>>213498703 (OP)
Killed my penis, you mean
Because of the sex

>>213500436
>>213502095
>>213502152
>>213502182
>>213502195
>>213502221
>>213502259
>>213502275
>>213503152
>>213503279
AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING SEXY

>>213505743
complicit heterosexuality

>>213505707
*gushh*

>>213505863
It doesn't matter. Anyone that sees it is a slave to blindly follow along.

>>213506613
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Complicit%20Heterosexuality/
Give it a rest retard

>>213506141
Not -just- from if Putin died, no that would not happen. That would be if you somehow deposed most or all of the leadership, which again you can't really do without the kaboom which negates a lot of other things.
There would be some internal conflict and infighting over who gets to be the next true long-term president, but outwardly they would do an ok job of keeping things stable.

Even tummy is not allowed, James Gunn doesn't allow Isabela Merced to show some skin lol
Not a surprise women are running away from capeshit

>>213498776
Power is by its nature corrupting, insofar as force is concerned. Anyone given undue power inevitably exploits it without some governing force to restrain it. Even the most well-meaning person would eventually use their power in self-service, even if their intentions are good. It then becomes a matter of time before they impose their will on others. It all depends on the superhero in question to what extent that would play out though.

Moner Boner

>>213506244
>Hope they don't ship the Black Green Lantern with her in the Peacemaker show.
Is Peacemaker even connected to the Gunniverse in any way when he first appeared in "The Suicide Squad," a sequel to the 2016 movie set in the Snyderverse? How does that work?

>>213507996
>How does that work?
Well the show did well and cena plays the game so gunn wants him in

>>213505787
fat

>>213508070
>so gunn wants him in
So, Gunn Superman takes place in the Snyderverse, or is this an Elseworlds thing?

>>213508456
She put on muscle bulk for the role, not "fat".

>>213508568
She said she did, she took some photos at the gym. Certainly doesn't appear to be muscle though.

>>213508456
ITS NOT FAT ITS MUSCLE!

>>213507078
If they get a female director to direct a Hawkman or Hawkgirl movie, then it would be. She was allowed to show it in Madame Web for said reason.

>>213506244
Watch her in Turtles All the Way Down. It's her in a love story with a rich white boy. I watch the movie every Friday as a ritual.

>>213498703 (OP)
at this point, why bother simping for her? She looks like any other retail worker in SoCal

>>213508871
Shes not fat but I'm noticing in a lot of the more recent pictures of her how bad her skin is starting to look now. The overuse of heavy makeup is already starting to do some damage
Women really need to learn to take it easy with that shit. Its why they all age like milk now

>>213506244
I'll be fucking pissed if they race swap Carter if he ever enters the movies, which he probably won't.

>>213508998
?

>>213508871
My dick got more muscle than that

>>213498776
that's why Prof. X made a school for mutants, to train them and more importantly to give them a moral compass to use their powers responsibly.

>>213502183
if the DC movie gig didnt fly she was going straight to OF.

>>213502170
You expect retard writers to understand consequences to geopolitical to hecking asessinations

>>213509764
Gross.
Hope the paycheck was worth.

>>213509858
What in that webm is "gross"?

>>213498776
Heroes do it for free. If they have a secret identity, they can't be paid at all. Spider-man once received a check he couldn't cash. Otherwise, putting out fires is something the X-men surely do.
Politics is something heroes try to stay out of. There are a lot of layers to political issues and they'd rather not take any sides unless it involves straight up genocide or things of that nature.

>>213510043
>Spider-man once received a check he couldn't cash
Just go to a bank in the outfit and shot web. If thats not proof enough go to the next bank and repeat till one has a teller or manager you saved.
Worst case you could get some sneaky lawer like that guy from the wire to do it for lkke 25%

>>213502183
If it helps, I will try to lick it off.

>>213498703 (OP)
She got double teamed by David and Edi

>>213507572
There is no cure, anon.

>>213510479
I know, it's terminal.

>>213510728
Sweaty sun kissed caramel latinas are God's gift to white men.

>>213509967
Go to bed, Neil.

>>213509152
>>213508998
I don't think she's kept to her regimen as well as we would have liked, but when she was younger she talked about her skincare routine and she demonstrated an understanding of the damage that makeup does to the skin. She also talked about not liking wearing heavy makeup and only doing it at public appearances but we don't see her out of makeup often enough.

>>213510814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE

>>213510921
Half the shit said about Moner on /tv/ is just straight up made up at this stage

>>213503498
Have you looked in a mirror lately?

>>213510958
Your condition is degenerative anon, you must maintain a steady supply of brown nectar.

>>213498703 (OP)
obese beaner faggot

>>213510995
Might have misremembered slightly as it's been a long time since I reviewed the source material. She does demonstrate an understanding of the importance of skin protection as it applies to protection from the sun, comments that her face is much lighter than her body as a result, and then 30 seconds later mentions using bronzor on her face.
Around 2:15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7vhREQLGm0
Better quality version is in the mega folder, I can't link the video directly via catbox because this board sucks ass
https://mega.nz/folder/LiolQQSD#mZy0pE95TLhcZNXn3V37LQ

>>213511277
*Puerto Rican
Dumb fat-fingered incel.

>>213510867
Answer the question.

>>213511305
I mean the "she totally has bad skin ya'll!!!" claim.

>>213511321
>He thinks I give a shit about where this brown shit was born.
LMAO!

>>213511321
She's a Slavtina, and the tina part is Peruvian.

>>213498734
>not just retarded third world monkeys
this flick did very well in the USA thoughbeit?

>>213511387
>>It's a fat brown shit born in a fat and brown country.
FTFY, pedro

>>213511464
She's from Cleveland

>>213498734
Watch Donner's, Singer's and Snyder's versions

>>213511552
bait

>>213511509
Her Mom

>>213502221
>ends 80 year jewish hegemony with just a smile

>>213511668
Her maiden name is Pizarro, the same name as the guy that conquered Peru. Notice she's not one of those squat midget indios.

>>213511374
She's half slav. She's technically an honorable white.

>>213511782
>slav
>white
Nice try, Moishe.
Those Indo-Euro fucks are part of the reason why WWI happened.

>>213511775
More Pizarros need to fuck white guys and produce moar Isabela's...

>>213511956
I often fantasize about what the world would look like if South America was colonized by Bohemia, Poland, and Slovakia instead.

>>213511956
>t. unironically promoting race mixing propaganda

>>213512013
Heaven anon, it would look like a golden brown Heaven.

>>213512099
I want a Slavtina wife

>>213512099
Never ask a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend.

>>213506581
Because she's in her peak reproductive years.

>>213512270
15-25

>>213498776
Even superman could be killed given enough resources. Also having the world turn against you would suck and be lonely.
The x-men basically explore this with the whole sentinel thing.