Shot callers thread.

Only for real ones who've done the work.

This shit works, for real

I don't know what this means.

>Rich guy
>Hires a lawyer
>DUI with a manslaughter charge
>Gets more than 5 years

What kind of mall lawyer did he hire? Easily could've done 2 with 4 years probation and restitution

Son, I get sent in... I make the best toilet hootch

>>213499356
>Rich guy
>get slap on the wrist for killing someone
>decide to kill more people and stay in jail for life because... uhhhh

ANON, JANNY.

HE HOLDS THE KEYS TO THIS BOARD.

>>213499326
lurk more and you'll soon get validated anon

>>213499361
Ok dad

>>213499303 (OP)
if a toad fucks with me in prison do I really need to fight him? I've never been in a fight before

>>213499448
Toilet hootch. Just enough for me

>>213499317
this literally changed my life

Rape me, scrape me... I'm making that toilet hootch

>>213499384
Easily could've gone to PC and just wait out to get bond

>>213499326
It means there are no free rides

>>213499386
Jannies ain't holdin' shit, we run the show.

>be me on a friday
>been putting in work all week
>got my hands dirty more than once
>invoiced the woods down the street
>fucking toad disputing charges
>tell him i hold the keys to this yard
>leave office, beer is greenlit

What happens if you refuse to put in work?

>>213499594
then you don't get the safety of these numbers

>>213499594
Then you become the work

Memes aside, is the novelization worth reading after having seen the movie several times already?

>>213499625
That's cold, yo

why Bottles?

>>213499671
>Memes
You think this is a motherfucking game, Wood?

>>213499594
they send black guys to rape you, legit and then after that they ask if you want revenge on them

>>213499698
some people wear glasses with lenses so thick they're like looking through the bottom of a coke bottle. So glasses = Bottles

>>213499384
it's about dominance hierarchy

>>213499730
is revenge where you kill them or you rape them?

comp. sci nerd here, ready to help with computer related tasks

>>213499303 (OP)
I watched this a couple days ago. It was pretty disappointing after all the hype on here.

>>213499463
all you got in there is your respect, wood

>>213499356
>What kind of mall lawyer did he hire? Easily could've done 2 with 4 years probation and restitution
Isn't that exactly what happened originally? He only got more time added on after the riot.

Five hundred prison names. Anons, post 'em

LISTEN UP

GREEN LIGHT ON ALL GLOBAL FREEZERS

ON SIGHT

>mom walks into my cell (what I call my room now)
>I'm in the middle of my 8th pushup, dripping sweat from my intense program
>she asks me if I want anything because she's going to the grocery store
>"You've got heart, Fish Mom, but I've already got money on the books. Keep putting in that work and keep that program tight. Clique up and stick to your own or you're not going to last long in this place."
>she asks me if I know where the car keys are
>tell her I already hooped them into the prison locker because it's going down in the yard today and I needed to iron up
>she just shakes her head and says dad is going to talk to me when he gets home

>>213499866
>be actually dominant in life by being an elite
>throw it away to run a gang of drug addict HIV-positive retards

ENOUGH WITH THE SHOTCALLER THREADS

>>213499671

>>213500063
EXCAMUNICATED

>>213500038
>You’re playing with your life this ain’t no truth or dare
>BUT YOU WANNA BE BAD

>>213499671
get the 2nd edition with the foreword with Wes Watson

>>213500275
lol

>>213499384
He wanted to call the shots.

>>213499959
I'm puttin in work

>>213499903
kill you're not raping black guys

>>213499303 (OP)
If I get sent to prison and dont want to put in the work, or call shots, or take inventory or Start Doing This, can i just get by without a fuss? Or will the gangs take issue with lone wolf sigmas like me?

Could I just ask to go into solitary confinement so I can avoid the general population and just read books the whole time?

>>213499959
The safety of digits comes with a price.

>>213500659
>can i just get by without a fuss?

>>213499356
basically he got fucked over by his lawyer im assuming whispering in his ear something like
>youre going in with the big boys, if you get picked on it will follow you forever
along with him witnesses the zestlord blacks raping one of their own that came in fresh with him.
he basically went into warrior/operator/survival mode because of these things, it was inevitable he was going to kill. he psyop'd himself.

>>213500659
Depends, what ethnicity are you?

>>213500659
good questions. i havent been a convict but i understand prisons i'd say from documentaries, human psychology, human sociology, and shared first hand accounts.
heres what i posted that answers this in a thread the other day
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213435998/#213437139

>he went to the bigboy prison where that CAN happen, easily. because he murdered someone. accident, whatever. someone died because of him. so he goes to the same place with the same kinds of people.
>for the majority of prisoners i imagine its much more safe. its just boring and dull, and the prisoners that arent in the dangerous prisons are more likely to be buddies with you than fuck with you because of how dull it all is.

>>213500834
White.

>>213500796
Please just answer the question. My lawyer was vague when I asked him.

>>213499959
heard we were putting in work

>>213499959
Time to put in work

>>213500934
for example, in prison, if youre a "spaz" that wants to get violent all the time. the guards will deal with it by sticking everyone in their cell, locked down, for however many hours, or even weeks. every other prisoner being punished by that "spaz", is seething, they just want to chill, watch tv, play cards, whatever, even the other tough guys. they dont like being locked down even further inside a prison, when that was avoidable. so what im saying is, people like that dont last very long. most people just want to cooperate.

This is why you don't go kickin' it off with every duster that calls you out
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211168106/#q211168789

>>213500659
You have to lock it up in protective custody with the chomos et al. If you stay on the mainline then you will put in work.

TOILET HOOTCH. Even the benevolent peckerwoods can't get

>>213501160
I'll just go read in the library, thanks for the offer.

>>213499463
don't go looking for trouble, but don't take any shit either

>>213499571
lmao haven't seen this one

>>213501580
probably all depends on your skill with handling yourself when full of adrenaline, as well as your fighting stance.
fighting stance:
>go to the gym and hit/kick the heavy bag - find a friend to spar with and go hard fighting them, both of you are training take it seriously but its also extremely fun
adrenaline training:
>this is hardcore but "fuck with" random people, get into arguments, not with the intention of ever fighting them. but just getting into a confrontation, your adrenaline will spike, and you can work on controlling that/feeling what its like. you can immediately apologize after and say "its just a prank bro" if you want, but usually when i do this its towards someone i legitimately dont like for whatever reason

>>213501504
Are you ready for pain, Poindexter?

Iron up.

Word came down from the brand: we're making toast

>>213501795
We're makin' Full English breakfast. The whole woodpile's expected to chow down.

>>213499959
No toads on the yard

>>213501795
I just greenlit my coffee and cigarette

>>213500659
>wanting to be a Piece of Crap
>not going down with the general population
I'm sure your paperwork is LACKING.

>>213499959
Rolling for Big Chud

>>213499959
hmmm

>>213501900
So you wanna be a Big Fish in a small pond?

>>213499959
I'm a big guy

>>213501767
>adrenaline training:
>get shot
>i-its just a prank, bro (coughs up blood)

This is putting in the work.

>>213499959
Shank Toad

>>213499959
lets hit 300 navy seals on this thread

>>213501777
Sorry, I cant hear you. I've been locked in solitary with 6 months worth of books.

Have fun calling shots in "the yard" or whatever you fags do lmao.

>>213501989
would you really get shot for calling someone a pussy to their face for no reason? theyd just be confused and be like "what the fuck did you just say to me, biatch??" and then go from there depending on if you think they are going to headshot you i guess. youre the crazy one!

>>213499959
great, thread ruined, "roll" pics and replies are gay and reddit, fuck off

>>213502066
You're green-lit.

>>213502079
apparently I'm a Money Worker, and I got dubs, therefore, I hold the keys to this thread, toad ass bitch.

>>213499959
test

>>213502126
You waltz in here, shit-talk the whole Brand then you expect the safety of these numbers?

>>213500973
>Please just answer the question. My lawyer was vague when I asked him.
What are you accused of? You been a bad boy?

>>213499303 (OP)
Esses and woods,
500 navy seals,
OP count em.

>>213502240
DUI, actually.

>>213502260
got a cramp today bro, gonna have to sit these out if thats alright

what board would last longest in prison? What board would get rekt fastest?

>>213499303 (OP)
how realistic is the movie? do you have to join a gang to avoid being raped in American prisons?

>>213502023
desu it would get dull pretty quickly, i'd probably like to do the same thing as you for a stint. but you could do the same thing in general population. you just want to read, write, need pencils, paper. you want access to the cantina. can even make a business out of writing for the "concrete smart" dudes, theyre not idiots, they have respect among their peers. but for whatever reason their vocabulary or spelling is shit and they dont wanna talk about it with others, so theyre just withdrawn. you can become their buddies. thinking about it like that, it sounds fun doesnt it?

>>213502382
Off the top of my head
>last longest
/out/
>rekt fastest
/fa/

>>213502382
/fit/ would last the longest
either they are strong and can stand up for themselves or they are gay and become a girlfriend to their cellmate

>>213502382
/fit/ would obviously last the longest because they are both the strongest and the gayest

>>213502215
You see these? More dubs. I Call the Shots.

>>213502309
You don't go to prison for misdemeanor DUI unless you have several of them or you have a long record. There's felony DUI, where you hurt somebody while driving drunk too though, if you mean that.

>>213502436
man for a creative person the skies the limit. like i did in grade school, draw a little comic mocking society, public affairs, light poking at drama. keep a good relationship with the guards, bring them in on the joke, etc.
have them photocopy it for you, new addition each week, couple cigarettes or whatever currency for an issue.
i want to go to prison now!

>>213499356
manslaughter is a violent crime, so he went into violent jail.
>>213502309
where do you live? never heard of jailtime for dui

>>213502543
Not to get a lawyerfaggy over the circumstances, but sufficed to say im looking at 60 days.

>>213502439
out is a good one, fit and not just gym fit, also good endurance. the wilderness survival skills dont help for much except establishing "grit".
>>213502441
>>213502464
how about /biz/ how would a crypto sperg fare, trying to maximize their drug hooping and alliances

>>213502902
monero extremists btc maxis and ltc boomers get in with the woodpile. XRPie schizos go in lockdown and link fatties become twink bottoms.

>>213502439
/k/ would probably get rekt first. they depend on their firearms too much when its man to man combat in prison. knives and shit, knowing how to protecting yourself for melee combat (stuffing magazines under your shirts)
and they're all ZOG bot minded so they'd wanna be guards and they'd snitch. dead weight.

Latinos actively hate my whiteness?

>>213502902
Anyone holding AVI has their mouth become the public toilet for the woodpile.

>>213502382
>what board would last longest in prison?
/xs/

>>213502975
meant for >>213502382

rolling for my lame ass mis-quote self >>213499959

>>213503033
Well fuck. Welcome to the yard, Shot Caller.

>>213502987
Pure. So pure. In fact.

>>213500472
Why not?

>>213499959
Wtf, this sucks

Putting in work hard this week. Working near full time and got wife's young siblings staying with us for 2 weeks so every day off is adventure time. Goddamn. Wake up for work today and everyone else is awake because I work late and bitch wife hasn't touched a single dish or gotten her siblings ready for their trip. Acted like I was being grumpy

>>213502859
>im looking at 60 days.
Sorry to hear that bro. Are you a big guy (lol) at least? Wish I had some advice, but I've only ever been in a drunk tank for 8 hours. I guess just don't look or act like a punk, a fag, a bitch, etc.