Thread 213499674 - /tv/ [Archived: 69 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:42 PM No.213499674
fmk
fmk
md5: 8c16eb4dfc85dff882d26ed16da04272๐Ÿ”
Now that the dust has settled, FMK?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:35:44 PM No.213499877
1 has super aids
2 is more frigid than the depest space
3 would shank you for a burrito

i'm good thx.
Replies: >>213500021
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:57 PM No.213499910
>>213499674 (OP)
KMF
Replies: >>213503669
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:15 PM No.213500021
Burrito+Box_101_lowres+(1)-1552225502
Burrito+Box_101_lowres+(1)-1552225502
md5: 25be6f1fca72eaf0a29386808eace79f๐Ÿ”
>>213499877
I mean, making sure you have burritos around at all times isn't an impossible task.
Replies: >>213500064 >>213500245 >>213504483
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:42:54 PM No.213500064
>>213500021
fuck you for making me want a burrito
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:13 PM No.213500222
Marry super monkey
Kill silver cunt
Fuck bird girl
Replies: >>213502192 >>213504036 >>213506768 >>213507229
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:09 PM No.213500245
>>213500021
wow thats a lot of burritos
Replies: >>213500297
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:51:40 PM No.213500288
>>213499674 (OP)
kill surfer
either/or for the other 2
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:51:51 PM No.213500292
mystique
mystique
md5: 4e5f1f310075ebd6920536e12dafcc4d๐Ÿ”
>Kill all 3
>Marry Mystique
>Fuck all 3
Replies: >>213500351 >>213504115
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:09 PM No.213500297
tacoscream
tacoscream
md5: 67562ab1094a027ce15ca314c21c826e๐Ÿ”
>>213500245
Don't go near her mouth when she's hungry anon!
Replies: >>213502139 >>213506737
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:12 PM No.213500300
>>213499674 (OP)
left even when drunk
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:53:12 PM No.213500331
>>213499674 (OP)
Kill the jewish woman obviously
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:54:02 PM No.213500351
559845
559845
md5: 36018021bac403fad5897baa25721890๐Ÿ”
>>213500292
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:51 PM No.213500437
>>213499674 (OP)
Marry monke and fuck the silver surfer. I guess i kill hawk girl though i would love to fuck the shit our of her too. They're all solid choices ngl
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:11:10 PM No.213500852
Surfer made_thumb.jpg
Surfer made_thumb.jpg
md5: 6e7000b020ce85a6578a0ab750db5f41๐Ÿ”
>>213499674 (OP)
Kill Supergirl, Fuck Surfette, Marry Hawkgirl. Its the logical order

You could fuck Supergirl and she'd be so drunk she'd forget about it the next day. But with a little kryptonite you could be free of her. You could try to kill Surfette, but she can survive diving into a fucking black hole. On the other hand if you banged her she'll probably be so indifferent she'd fly off into space. Hawgirl is an angry latina who reincarnates so you'll never be free of her even if you kill her. If you fuck her and don't call her back she will keep confronting you about it. So in the end you're forced to kill Supergirl, forced to fuck Surfette and forced to marry Hawkgirl
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:59:16 PM No.213502139
>>213500297
the face you see before getting the best head of your life
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:01:36 PM No.213502192
>>213500222
This desu
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:02:11 PM No.213502207
>>213499674 (OP)
already pictured in the right order
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:07:12 PM No.213502337
zendaya Love_thumb.jpg
zendaya Love_thumb.jpg
md5: 1827a9f3023482a0863a8a08086e386d๐Ÿ”
>>213499674 (OP)
for me? it's my hot wife zendaya as the Silver Surfette
fuck supermonke
kill the other Silver Surfette
fuck monerboner
Replies: >>213503718
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:08:10 PM No.213502367
I'll take em all, I'm hardcore.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:10:35 PM No.213502438
>>213499674 (OP)
fuck hawkgirl
marry monke
kill surfette
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:11:40 PM No.213502466
kill Supergirl
fuck Surfer
marry Hawkgirl
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:35:25 PM No.213503143
>>213499674 (OP)
Kill the used up sorority slag supergirl who has a million different forms of space aids in her coochie

Fuck hawk girl with ear plugs on

Marry tsundere shalla bal and CLANK CLANK CLANK her for all of eternity
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:40:16 PM No.213503257
Merced but when she was cute
Replies: >>213503290
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:41:32 PM No.213503290
>>213503257
so any time?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:56:38 PM No.213503629
tight
tight
md5: 5cf9de9e1d37a9f6f18d41365a630380๐Ÿ”
>>213499674 (OP)
Kill all of these 6/10s I could meet at the grocery store and sacrifice their souls to Satan for time travel powers. Then I can go back to when capeshit women made me have wet dreams every night.
Replies: >>213503959 >>213504046 >>213504614 >>213504798 >>213504939
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:57:57 PM No.213503669
>>213499910
this
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:59:49 PM No.213503718
>>213502337
i feel bad for all the faggots who fell for the "Zendaya isnยดt ugly" meme.
Replies: >>213504517
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:08:48 PM No.213503959
>>213503629
FKM
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:10:56 PM No.213504014
1696863367213338
1696863367213338
md5: 46381e628419c85b6342ceb01c0abce1๐Ÿ”
>>213499674 (OP)
Kill Kill Marryfuckbreed
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:11:43 PM No.213504036
>>213500222

Trips of TRUTH.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:12:02 PM No.213504046
>>213503629
>6, 4, 7
Yours aren't much better anon
Replies: >>213504379
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:13:49 PM No.213504088
>>213499674 (OP)
Fuck Drunke Monke, Marry Latina, Kill the other one. Seriously the last thing I want to see when fucking a woman is my own reflection from her skin.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:14:48 PM No.213504115
>>213500292
i like the way you think
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:16:04 PM No.213504146
Marry Supergirl, fuck Hawkgirl, kill silver abomination
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:16:36 PM No.213504162
>>213499674 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:24:46 PM No.213504379
>>213504046
>let me try to fit in and say Halle Berry is a 4. RETVRN TO HYBORIA am I right fellow prussians
Replies: >>213504913
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:25:54 PM No.213504411
Gx11GiNXMAAocOZ
Gx11GiNXMAAocOZ
md5: 8c2db758d9a28ca2dea861485b8c5a1d๐Ÿ”
This is an option?!
Craig T. Nelson
8/8/2025, 10:26:05 PM No.213504417
What can't Azzalia Banks be Catwoman?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:26:28 PM No.213504428
Gv0v9SZXYAAIUhD
Gv0v9SZXYAAIUhD
md5: da823cf15fa64cd5be88efd0620df67a๐Ÿ”
>>213499674 (OP)
MFK
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:28:04 PM No.213504483
>>213500021
So obsessed with pico de gallo bros... it's the simple things in life really
Replies: >>213506781
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:29:05 PM No.213504517
1752374831722142
1752374831722142
md5: f8be6f6dd89b6b3c0bf47fabd7470a2a๐Ÿ”
>>213503718
Chad here. I agree with the mathematical study that states that Anya Taylor-Joy and Zendaya are not only hot but are the most beautiful actresses in the world
Replies: >>213504615
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:32:44 PM No.213504614
>>213499674 (OP)
KFM
>>213503629
MKF
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:32:44 PM No.213504615
1376268859
1376268859
md5: f9439f9be8769702cd0a9de7a2e38de2๐Ÿ”
>>213504517
>Zendaya is not only hot but are the most beautiful actresses in the world
Replies: >>213504677 >>213504690
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:35:06 PM No.213504677
>>213504615
isn't that pic like 10 years old
Replies: >>213504784 >>213504807
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:35:24 PM No.213504690
1746228948572v-2
1746228948572v-2
md5: 8b8e747e04cb0fca2cf27a2203775959๐Ÿ”
>>213504615
>>Zendaya is not only hot but are the most beautiful actresses in the world
Replies: >>213504813
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:36:43 PM No.213504720
>>213499674 (OP)
marry silver surfer
fuck supergirl
kill the other one
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:06 PM No.213504784
>>213504677
Women age like milk
Replies: >>213504843 >>213504928
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:33 PM No.213504798
>>213503629
This person was born in 2009
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:40:03 PM No.213504807
>>213504677
What's that got to do with anything?
Replies: >>213504843
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:40:06 PM No.213504813
2443638629
2443638629
md5: 46423545ddc257842787ae0d6645e33d๐Ÿ”
>>213504690
Here's your hot actress and model bro
Replies: >>213504941 >>213504996 >>213505021 >>213505123
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:40:25 PM No.213504822
>>213499674 (OP)
Marry kill fuck
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:41:25 PM No.213504843
zendaya18
zendaya18
md5: 6ba8a1360287cf0fda46ffc3ec505c24๐Ÿ”
>>213504784
>>213504807
well maybe the fact that she looks very different now? what do you mean
Replies: >>213504892 >>213504959
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:43:17 PM No.213504892
>>213504843
>look, here she is with glamor makeup and hair, this makes her look completely different!
Replies: >>213504996
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:44:04 PM No.213504913
>>213504379
I wasn't even trying to be racist anon, i'm not just judging the actresses but how they look in the movie too (Julia Garner is whatever irl but i would fuck the shit out or surfette). Halle Berry is not ugly but she looks retarded and unappealing in that movie, it's probably one of the many reasons it bombed so hard.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:44:41 PM No.213504928
>>213504784
Post face lardass
Replies: >>213504991 >>213506153
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:45:00 PM No.213504939
>>213503629
LARPer trying to do "back in my day"
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:45:02 PM No.213504941
>>213504813
looks like he should be selling oranges at an interstate off ramp in cali
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:45:48 PM No.213504959
3689992123
3689992123
md5: 8d0e7353a58001ec397f58c926b307c2๐Ÿ”
>>213504843
>the most beautiful actress in the world
Replies: >>213505369
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:46:09 PM No.213504966
kkk-robe-l[1]
kkk-robe-l[1]
md5: 57deddc03e105e16da302b529220af62๐Ÿ”
>>213499674 (OP)
>FMK?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:03 PM No.213504991
>>213504928
After (You)
Replies: >>213505086
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:09 PM No.213504996
zendaya face 2
zendaya face 2
md5: e4f05b0de67ecca754dca079c7813f49๐Ÿ”
>>213504892
well it's not that, but her entire physiognomy changed. If you look at this and try to tell me that if she removes the make-up you would get this >>213504813 then you're a retard
Replies: >>213505008 >>213505031 >>213505089 >>213505127 >>213505144 >>213505178 >>213505285
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:47 PM No.213505008
>>213504996
>but her entire physiognomy changed
No, it didn't.
Replies: >>213505088
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:48:08 PM No.213505021
20250807_221247
20250807_221247
md5: b070f5824e18df2676165b883c9e857a๐Ÿ”
>>213504813
Thanks bro
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:48:18 PM No.213505031
>>213504996
uh yeah, that's how makeup works, anon
Replies: >>213505088
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:50:06 PM No.213505086
>>213504991
Quit trying to dodge it and do it already
You won't because you're ugly and it'll invalidate everything you say
Replies: >>213505163
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:50:10 PM No.213505088
file
file
md5: 61ec70284d8c4cfd5ff71c8255e6f0f1๐Ÿ”
>>213505008
>>213505031
nah
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:50:11 PM No.213505089
>>213504996
You realize make up can literally change the way you perceive the shape of a woman's face without actually structurally changing her face, right? Or are you a retard?
Replies: >>213505123
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:21 PM No.213505123
>>213505089
cool opinion, see the post above. Also you can just google Zendaya no makeup and there's tons of pics where she looks fine, much better than >>213504813
Replies: >>213505315
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:27 PM No.213505127
165042
165042
md5: 75cb19b0086b9793634fe42178049940๐Ÿ”
>>213504996
You'd get this
Replies: >>213505178
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:56 PM No.213505144
contouring
contouring
md5: a8608e3f29eadad3f1eb8773a738bc84๐Ÿ”
>>213504996
Maybe you should prove it and show her now without any makeup.
Replies: >>213505178 >>213505224
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:52:33 PM No.213505163
>>213505086
I'm waiting on (You), "Chad"
Are you ugly or something?
Replies: >>213505214
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:52:40 PM No.213505166
>>213499674 (OP)
I'd marry Supergirl solely so I could hang with her cousin at BBQs.
I'd kill Silver Surfer as I've no use of a woman who'll never be around.
I'd fuck Hawkgirl cause when in rome do as the romans do and bang a Harpy.
Replies: >>213506256
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:53:10 PM No.213505178
>>213505144
thing is she doesn't wear make-up that thick, when they do it's obvious as hell but it's nowhere near here >>213504996
>>213505127
that's pretty based considering she posted it herself
Replies: >>213505323
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:53:29 PM No.213505188
How did this thread become about Zendaya when she isn't even in the OP and has been absent form capeshit for years? Could it be that we are obsessed?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:27 PM No.213505214
>>213505163
>lardass will do anything but post face
I accept your full concession that women are beautiful inside and out :)
Replies: >>213505223
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:57 PM No.213505223
>>213505214
>Too scared to post his face
It's okay, I'd be ashamed too if I were that ugly
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:57 PM No.213505224
>>213505144
She looked better without make up
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:55:10 PM No.213505234
>>213499674 (OP)
>all in flops
I'll pick Sweeney, thanks. Her fucking commercials are more popular than these movies.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:56:13 PM No.213505272
1660189712288761_thumb.jpg
1660189712288761_thumb.jpg
md5: ade1d7a8fd3de59b5845445baab0e165๐Ÿ”
Movies that expose makeup as an invention of the devil?
Replies: >>213505392 >>213505428 >>213505488 >>213505500
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:56:39 PM No.213505285
>>213504996
kek you're literally retarded
Replies: >>213505350
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:23 PM No.213505315
>>213505123
So she has terrible pictures with her face contorted and no make up, and she looks different in those picture relative to her glamour shots in full make up? Thats your argument for facial reconstruction surgery?
Replies: >>213505969
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:36 PM No.213505323
>>213505178
>>thing is she doesn't wear make-up that thick
On a red carpet? Yes she does.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:58:32 PM No.213505350
>>213505285
I think it might be a woman that is fat and wonders why her make up wont make her less fat lmao
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:02 PM No.213505369
>>213504959
Dear God
Possibly the ugliest bitch ever born
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:31 PM No.213505386
>>213499674 (OP)
Fuck: Gunn's Supergirl
>She's literally modeled after the Hawk Tuah girl....just have her spit on my cock and work me until I'm done.
Marry: Hawkgirl
>Latinas make for better wives... They cook, clean, mother, and give free use of their hole without asking.
Kill: Silver Suferess
>Too many feminist vibes, fuckin' useless.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:52 PM No.213505392
>>213505272
As long as she looks like this during the one night stand, taking her teeth out would just sweeten the deal
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:00:51 PM No.213505423
648201
648201
md5: 46862ea0dc3710a93e5d690b32907819๐Ÿ”
>Hey Dad? Yeah, it's me Jorge. They still think I'm a woman, I even have simps on 4chan!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:01:01 PM No.213505428
>>213505272
Makeup was a mistake...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:02:44 PM No.213505488
makeup on_thumb.jpg
makeup on_thumb.jpg
md5: b78fdcd6b8b6dc551253a1922ea0d089๐Ÿ”
>>213505272
Indeed. Let folks look as they look.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:03:15 PM No.213505500
>>213505272
Should only exist as a stylish flourish (like a color matching an outfit for instance), not as a "new face" painting.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:05:15 PM No.213505565
Give me Monke Kara. At least she'll probably suck me off
Replies: >>213505691
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:09:05 PM No.213505691
>>213505565
She'd pass out in a drunken state mid blowjob
Replies: >>213505748
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:10:34 PM No.213505734
>fuck all 3
>marry no one
>kill all 2 after, if possible
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:11:15 PM No.213505748
>>213505691
That's when you do her in the ass
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:19:05 PM No.213505969
>>213505315
10+ year old pictures are irrelevant, especially for celebs
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:26:17 PM No.213506153
1552178813836
1552178813836
md5: 4b0b7c20d55821962fee1d4f79be6d97๐Ÿ”
>>213504928
Is that like a personal attack or something?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:30:33 PM No.213506256
>>213505166
>marry girl to "hang" with her cousin
sounds pretty gay anon
Replies: >>213510309
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:34:31 PM No.213506369
>>213499674 (OP)
Kill, Kill, Kill
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:41:51 PM No.213506555
MKF
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:48:40 PM No.213506737
>>213500297
Femto girl you are the one
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:49:33 PM No.213506768
>>213500222
based
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:50:04 PM No.213506781
>>213504483
we feel you, Ares
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:51:50 PM No.213506820
>>213499674 (OP)
FMK in that order
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:52:46 PM No.213506847
1752781118721881
1752781118721881
md5: cd5bcb3e0d64ee7242fff7bdd2272b66๐Ÿ”
Fuck Moner
Marry Moner
Kill Moner
Replies: >>213507147 >>213507641
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:04:31 AM No.213507147
>>213506847
Why isn't she cute anymore?
Replies: >>213507180 >>213507213
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:05:50 AM No.213507180
>>213507147
are you stupid?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:05:58 AM No.213507183
>>213499674 (OP)
I NEED to be the battered househusband of monkegirl.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:07:05 AM No.213507213
>>213507147
>picture from a movie that came out a month ago
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:07:46 AM No.213507229
>>213500222
checked, and only respectable choice itt
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:44 AM No.213507256
>>213499674 (OP)
Marry Hawk
Fuck Silver
Kill super
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:21:44 AM No.213507641
>>213506847
I want to kiss Isabela Moner so badly
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:22:14 AM No.213509368
Monke is cute but a bit retarded looking. So kill her.
Garner is a cute, including while Silver, so fuck her.
Moner is Moner. Marry.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:48:07 AM No.213510086
1739215099082473
1739215099082473
md5: 2cedaa015087692706372c14e71f729d๐Ÿ”
What would capeshit be like if it were done by straight men? capekino?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:55:52 AM No.213510309
>>213506256
How else am I supposed to question him on why he keeps giving exclusive interviews with Clark Kent?
Replies: >>213511197
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:00:08 AM No.213510454
>>213499674 (OP)
>Now that the dust has settled, FMK?
Marry Supergirl
Fuck Hawkgirl
Kill Silver Surfer
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:01:19 AM No.213510494
F301xfqXAAAqf9B
F301xfqXAAAqf9B
md5: 953d88d3715a47e4757079c3510cec53๐Ÿ”
>>213499674 (OP)
Fuck supergirl
Kill tranny surfer
Marry moner
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:26:22 AM No.213511197
david-corenswet-has-the-role-for-sure-not-only-does-he-have-v0-bidykz0t0j3b1
>>213510309
>Maybe i could give *you* an exclusive interview, anon...