Thread 213499674

Now that the dust has settled, FMK?

1 has super aids
2 is more frigid than the depest space
3 would shank you for a burrito

i'm good thx.

>>213499674 (OP)
KMF

>>213499877
I mean, making sure you have burritos around at all times isn't an impossible task.

>>213500021
fuck you for making me want a burrito

Marry super monkey
Kill silver cunt
Fuck bird girl

>>213500021
wow thats a lot of burritos

>>213499674 (OP)
kill surfer
either/or for the other 2

>Kill all 3
>Marry Mystique
>Fuck all 3

>>213500245
Don't go near her mouth when she's hungry anon!

>>213499674 (OP)
left even when drunk

>>213499674 (OP)
Kill the jewish woman obviously

>>213499674 (OP)
Marry monke and fuck the silver surfer. I guess i kill hawk girl though i would love to fuck the shit our of her too. They're all solid choices ngl

>>213499674 (OP)
Kill Supergirl, Fuck Surfette, Marry Hawkgirl. Its the logical order

You could fuck Supergirl and she'd be so drunk she'd forget about it the next day. But with a little kryptonite you could be free of her. You could try to kill Surfette, but she can survive diving into a fucking black hole. On the other hand if you banged her she'll probably be so indifferent she'd fly off into space. Hawgirl is an angry latina who reincarnates so you'll never be free of her even if you kill her. If you fuck her and don't call her back she will keep confronting you about it. So in the end you're forced to kill Supergirl, forced to fuck Surfette and forced to marry Hawkgirl

>>213500297
the face you see before getting the best head of your life

>>213500222
This desu

>>213499674 (OP)
already pictured in the right order

>>213499674 (OP)
for me? it's my hot wife zendaya as the Silver Surfette
fuck supermonke
kill the other Silver Surfette
fuck monerboner

I'll take em all, I'm hardcore.

>>213499674 (OP)
fuck hawkgirl
marry monke
kill surfette

kill Supergirl
fuck Surfer
marry Hawkgirl

>>213499674 (OP)
Kill the used up sorority slag supergirl who has a million different forms of space aids in her coochie

Fuck hawk girl with ear plugs on

Marry tsundere shalla bal and CLANK CLANK CLANK her for all of eternity

Merced but when she was cute

>>213503257
so any time?

>>213499674 (OP)
Kill all of these 6/10s I could meet at the grocery store and sacrifice their souls to Satan for time travel powers. Then I can go back to when capeshit women made me have wet dreams every night.

>>213499910
this

>>213502337
i feel bad for all the faggots who fell for the "Zendaya isn´t ugly" meme.

>>213503629
FKM

>>213499674 (OP)
Kill Kill Marryfuckbreed

>>213500222

Trips of TRUTH.

>>213503629
>6, 4, 7
Yours aren't much better anon

>>213499674 (OP)
Fuck Drunke Monke, Marry Latina, Kill the other one. Seriously the last thing I want to see when fucking a woman is my own reflection from her skin.

>>213500292
i like the way you think

Marry Supergirl, fuck Hawkgirl, kill silver abomination

>>213499674 (OP)
Yes.

>>213504046
>let me try to fit in and say Halle Berry is a 4. RETVRN TO HYBORIA am I right fellow prussians

This is an option?!

What can't Azzalia Banks be Catwoman?

>>213499674 (OP)
MFK

>>213500021
So obsessed with pico de gallo bros... it's the simple things in life really

>>213503718
Chad here. I agree with the mathematical study that states that Anya Taylor-Joy and Zendaya are not only hot but are the most beautiful actresses in the world

>>213499674 (OP)
KFM
>>213503629
MKF

>>213504517
>Zendaya is not only hot but are the most beautiful actresses in the world

>>213504615
isn't that pic like 10 years old

>>213504615
>>Zendaya is not only hot but are the most beautiful actresses in the world

>>213499674 (OP)
marry silver surfer
fuck supergirl
kill the other one

>>213504677
Women age like milk

>>213503629
This person was born in 2009

>>213504677
What's that got to do with anything?

>>213504690
Here's your hot actress and model bro

>>213499674 (OP)
Marry kill fuck

>>213504784
>>213504807
well maybe the fact that she looks very different now? what do you mean

>>213504843
>look, here she is with glamor makeup and hair, this makes her look completely different!

>>213504379
I wasn't even trying to be racist anon, i'm not just judging the actresses but how they look in the movie too (Julia Garner is whatever irl but i would fuck the shit out or surfette). Halle Berry is not ugly but she looks retarded and unappealing in that movie, it's probably one of the many reasons it bombed so hard.

>>213504784
Post face lardass

>>213503629
LARPer trying to do "back in my day"

>>213504813
looks like he should be selling oranges at an interstate off ramp in cali

>>213504843
>the most beautiful actress in the world

>>213499674 (OP)
>FMK?

>>213504928
After (You)

>>213504892
well it's not that, but her entire physiognomy changed. If you look at this and try to tell me that if she removes the make-up you would get this >>213504813 then you're a retard

>>213504996
>but her entire physiognomy changed
No, it didn't.

>>213504813
Thanks bro

>>213504996
uh yeah, that's how makeup works, anon

>>213504991
Quit trying to dodge it and do it already
You won't because you're ugly and it'll invalidate everything you say

>>213505008
>>213505031
nah

>>213504996
You realize make up can literally change the way you perceive the shape of a woman's face without actually structurally changing her face, right? Or are you a retard?

>>213505089
cool opinion, see the post above. Also you can just google Zendaya no makeup and there's tons of pics where she looks fine, much better than >>213504813

>>213504996
You'd get this

>>213504996
Maybe you should prove it and show her now without any makeup.

>>213505086
I'm waiting on (You), "Chad"
Are you ugly or something?

>>213499674 (OP)
I'd marry Supergirl solely so I could hang with her cousin at BBQs.
I'd kill Silver Surfer as I've no use of a woman who'll never be around.
I'd fuck Hawkgirl cause when in rome do as the romans do and bang a Harpy.

>>213505144
thing is she doesn't wear make-up that thick, when they do it's obvious as hell but it's nowhere near here >>213504996
>>213505127
that's pretty based considering she posted it herself

How did this thread become about Zendaya when she isn't even in the OP and has been absent form capeshit for years? Could it be that we are obsessed?

>>213505163
>lardass will do anything but post face
I accept your full concession that women are beautiful inside and out :)

>>213505214
>Too scared to post his face
It's okay, I'd be ashamed too if I were that ugly

>>213505144
She looked better without make up

>>213499674 (OP)
>all in flops
I'll pick Sweeney, thanks. Her fucking commercials are more popular than these movies.

Movies that expose makeup as an invention of the devil?

>>213504996
kek you're literally retarded

>>213505123
So she has terrible pictures with her face contorted and no make up, and she looks different in those picture relative to her glamour shots in full make up? Thats your argument for facial reconstruction surgery?

>>213505178
>>thing is she doesn't wear make-up that thick
On a red carpet? Yes she does.

>>213505285
I think it might be a woman that is fat and wonders why her make up wont make her less fat lmao

>>213504959
Dear God
Possibly the ugliest bitch ever born

>>213499674 (OP)
Fuck: Gunn's Supergirl
>She's literally modeled after the Hawk Tuah girl....just have her spit on my cock and work me until I'm done.
Marry: Hawkgirl
>Latinas make for better wives... They cook, clean, mother, and give free use of their hole without asking.
Kill: Silver Suferess
>Too many feminist vibes, fuckin' useless.

>>213505272
As long as she looks like this during the one night stand, taking her teeth out would just sweeten the deal

>>213505272
Makeup was a mistake...

>>213505272
Indeed. Let folks look as they look.

>>213505272
Should only exist as a stylish flourish (like a color matching an outfit for instance), not as a "new face" painting.

Give me Monke Kara. At least she'll probably suck me off

>>213505565
She'd pass out in a drunken state mid blowjob

>fuck all 3
>marry no one
>kill all 2 after, if possible

>>213505691
That's when you do her in the ass

>>213505315
10+ year old pictures are irrelevant, especially for celebs

>>213504928
Is that like a personal attack or something?

>>213505166
>marry girl to "hang" with her cousin
sounds pretty gay anon

>>213499674 (OP)
Kill, Kill, Kill

MKF

>>213500297
Femto girl you are the one

>>213500222
based

>>213504483
we feel you, Ares

>>213499674 (OP)
FMK in that order

Fuck Moner
Marry Moner
Kill Moner

>>213506847
Why isn't she cute anymore?

>>213507147
are you stupid?

>>213499674 (OP)
I NEED to be the battered househusband of monkegirl.

>>213507147
>picture from a movie that came out a month ago

>>213500222
checked, and only respectable choice itt

>>213499674 (OP)
Marry Hawk
Fuck Silver
Kill super

>>213506847
I want to kiss Isabela Moner so badly

Monke is cute but a bit retarded looking. So kill her.
Garner is a cute, including while Silver, so fuck her.
Moner is Moner. Marry.

What would capeshit be like if it were done by straight men? capekino?

>>213506256
How else am I supposed to question him on why he keeps giving exclusive interviews with Clark Kent?

>>213499674 (OP)
>Now that the dust has settled, FMK?
Marry Supergirl
Fuck Hawkgirl
Kill Silver Surfer

>>213499674 (OP)
Fuck supergirl
Kill tranny surfer
Marry moner

>>213510309
>Maybe i could give *you* an exclusive interview, anon...