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>>213501627 (OP)
Do you think we're going to see a bald dexter in the future? Hall's harline is looking pretty grim

>>213501648
How common are identical twins? I have an uncle and aunt who are twins but theyre nothing alike

when watching origin sin, it's best to just fast forward or skip all the flashbacks with Dexter's mom stuff and it's best to skip all the Debra nonsense.
that makes it better
also christian slater is a fucking horrible awful actor. he's fucking trash. awful.
Patrick Dempsey needed to be the one playing Harry. he feels more like Harry. better actor.

>>213501679
>it's best to skip all the Debra nonsense.

>>213501679
fuck you

>>213501679
Dempsey acting was better than Slater whom just phones in everytime

>>213501678
I've known 2 or 3 identical twins over the years. So not super duper rare I think. Not identical twins are probably more common

>>213501627 (OP)
It's obvious Blessing is the NY Ripper now.
Too much time spent on the black family. He probably killed his mom too.

original sin was dogshit, deb was the only decent part

>>213501791
looks 35

>>213501868
The most memorable parts of it were debs and her coon friends legs

>>213501791
>>213501741
extremely boring generic looking woman. also. looks nothing like deb.

>>213501932
Yes deb and dad looks nothing like the original. She is still hot though

>>213501932
You just described the perfect woman

>>213501868
he was good as well

holy

kino twist ending

>>213501678
>I have an uncle and aunt who are twins but theyre nothing alike
ill tell ya sport! One is a tranny the other aint!

A2t0as>>213501627 (OP)
I'll wait for the Dolby Vision release

>girl falls in love with her psychopathic serial killer stepbrother
doesn't seem realistic

>>213502147
Everyone was blaming Scott Buck only for the exact same thing to happen with the original showrunner

>>213501791
wasted actress wasted character. awful storylines. awful dialogue
the writers hate deb

>>213502147
>>213502295
Classic Dexter

>>213501678
I only know one pair in my small city. They're women in their 50's and are weird like the gemini killer. They wear same clothes, same accessories, when out, they always walk together, they live together. Probably dykes for each other.

>>213502147
>>213502295
this isn't the same at all

What boards are you guys from? /int/ here.

young deb is good only for her thighs

Is it just me or Dex and Harrison look like a couple?

>>213502484
stop watching dilf x twink porn videos

>>213501741
i wanna chomp those pork thighs

>>213502513
But it's the best kind next to frat gangbangs!

>>213501678
>I have an uncle and aunt who are twins
because they are not identical twins. Identical twins are the same gender. (that doesn't mean same gendered twins are always identical)

>>213502513
it's the vibes dude

like the way harrison touched dex's hand in the episode they reconciled

gods she's cute

delete all of the nonsense from the series. dexter taking out each serial killer should be a 2+ episode ordeal. not a lol he killed them/set them up in 10 minute mess and not a hey lets go see harrison's not gf's landlord or hey let's have funeral

>>213502741
they did shit like this in every season . its not nearly as bad as it was new blood and original sin

>>213502741
the original series was boring as fuck because it took a whole season to kill someone
resurrection mogs it to oblivion because the pacing is good

>>213502971
>resurrections
>pacing is good
did u ever consider building up to killing a bunch of infamous serial killers might actually be more interesting

>>213502741
yeah, to think zoomie youtubers are praising the writing

>>213502372
celeb ai porn threads on /b/

This episode was kinda boring desu. People seems to think blessing is/was the ripper but that shit would be too obvious even for Dexter standarts.
And i still dont give a shit about Harrison. Writers should have made him a full on psycho like his dead. Last season already did the "Does harrison have the passenger?" thing.

>>213503085
>People seems to think blessing is/was the ripper but that shit would be too obvious even for Dexter standarts.
i typically have low standards for dexter in general. but if blessing turns out to be the cookie cutter nice but evil guy, this series would be even more disappointing than i could have possibly prepared myself for

Dolby Vision released yet?

>>213502372
/vg/bag
/v/
/trash/

Tell me about Dante, why does he wear the mask?

>>213502971
Is this bait?
Original series had plenty of killing and episodic villains. They just weren't supposed to be these ULTIMATE DANGEROUS SERIAL KILLERS with barely any development. I hate how we're told how dangerous these guys are, but they're total jokes.

>>213503170
steve schirripa left his stale ragu in the closet which lead to a mould infestation

>>213503170
is Dante a standard name?

You know what I just realized?
>rich guy who keeps company of violent psychopaths that Dexter systematically kills before getting to the main big bad
>a cop (Quinn in S5, Batista in Resurrection) is onto Dexter with BHB investigation
This is just a retread of Season 5, minus all the rape. And Jordan Chase was a more charismatic villain than Prater.

>>213501679
>he didn't enjoy seeing Dexter's mother in the swimming pool
No judgment but you gay bro?

>>213503197
I've met 2 Dantes in my life and I even met a Donte.

>>213503258
If it's a good season just keep reusing it. Breaking Bad literally did it like 5 times after season one.

>>213503170
Dr. Prater, I'm RED

>>213503302
>If it's a good season
b8?

:3

>>213503302
"TAKE IT"

>>213503576
The cat vanished after he walked over i noticed

Dexterheads... How do we shake Batista and Bee Jew off out tail? He's getting too close.

>>213503323
This is Dexter we're talking about the bar only goes so high

>>213503638
Don't worry we'll fix it by the finale just like woth Doakes, Quinn, and LaGuerta

>>213501741
She's fucking ugly

Just finished ep6
Holy shit it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking good.

Please dont ruin another 10/10 season with stupidest ending possible. Holy fuck, just dont.

>>213501652
Harrison actor hairline is unironically worse

>>213503270
she's hotter and sluttier in THE BOYS
she was in SAW 9 as well

>>213503638
Dexter killed a cop while being detained in a police station and managed to get away with it.

I truly believe writers are dumb/brilliant enought to implicate all of BHB's murders on Bautista.

>>213501868
She's an ugly dyke

I know this is off topic but can anyone who watched Hannibal the TV show tell me if it gets better after the point where Will starts being friends with Hannibal and kills Freddie?? What the fuck is this gay horseshit. And the storyline with the sister who wants to kill her brother is horrible

>>213503576
there were smaller cats he could take
he chose the biggest one

>>213502088
She could play laguerta in the prequel

>>213503820
>>213503576
Blessing put his trophies in the cats btw

>>213503790
>friends
Anon...

>>213502741
Dexter is too experienced at this point. Dexter killing serial killers in one episode is probably the most realistic part of the show

>>213503790
Their gay dynamic is pretty much the bulk of the entire show, so if you dont like it might as well drop it. If youre a fan of the movies/books you should know that the show is pretty much all OC until season 3

>>213503170
The fact harrisson does all this shit and this bitch can't even suck his dick is embarrassing

>>213503858
Him not straight up murdering Hannibal after getting out means they're friends, don't care what fucking cope Will is making inside his head

>>213503906
>let random chad creampie her
>won't let harrison fuck her
dexter resurrection blackpilled me

>>213503955
they're lovers bro

>>213503784
have a (You)

>>213504010
Oh okay I thought you're making a snarky joke at how Will is still trying to catch him
I'm just going to finish S2 to see Jack the worst leader in human history get murdered since they showed it at the start of EP 1

>>213504100
anon...

is this season any good? i was super into dexter like a near decade ago but found new blood rather corny and the rewind with not-dexter didnt hold my interest. idk how to feel about them pulling the evil midget from lord of the rings for the villain either. kinda gay.

>>213503790
> And the storyline with the sister who wants to kill her brother is horrible
Unironically blame the books for that. Mason Verger was always a shitty character from that point of Hannibal Lecter history when the writer fell in love with the character and had to make a villain who's somehow a worse person than the cannibalistic serial killer while Hannibal slowly turns into a borderline superhero. Hannibal is a shitty book that's not the worst in the series only because Hannibal Rising exists.

>>213502971
>good pacing is giving characters 5 lines of development before killing them

I itch for a scene where Batista confronts Dexter on the BHB things and good dialogue etc.

>>213504123
Whatever, I'm skipping to the last episode straight from 10. I'm so fucking mad this is just a gay romcom and not a serial killer kino like Dexter or You. What a god damn letdown from season 1 and start of season 2

Since you've awakened my autism on this subject, far as the books go
Red Dragon > Silence of the Lambs >>>>>>>>> Hannibal > shit >>>>>>>>>>> Hannibal Rising
Have nothing against Fuller's fanfiction, mostly divorced it from the books in my mind and watch it for horror atmosphere than anything. Which is actually pretty cool and creepy indeed.

>>213504223
i hope he finds out that it was deb that killed laguerta before he dies

>>213504227
>You
You is fucking awful. It's the worst aspects of Dexter turned up to eleven.
Barely any killing, shitty soap opera, stronk women. No surprise it came from Lifetime.

>>213504227
Hannibal is literally a million times better than either Dexter or You. Maybe the real problem here is your shit taste.

>>213504127
the writing is s8 levels of stupid but somehow it's enjoyable, I would it call it good but it's miles better than new blood at least

resurrection > new blood > old dexter

>>213504261
Still better than Gaynnibal(lololol). I liked how delusional the MC is, the ending was worse than Dexters(New Blood combined) though.
Dexter riding on a boat >>> being beaten by girls that he'd usually kill in a second
>>213504293
No it's fucking not. What is this stupid shit? He's removing her vagina?

>>213504127
I could never excuse her tits

>>213504334
Nah, You is by far the single worst serial killer drama I've ever had the displeasure to watch. Absolute garbage on every level.

>>213504127
She's just hot as hell in everything she does.

>>213504127
It's good but it's not very deep. Dexter oneshots all the genius expert serial killers in the group up until the tweest this week where he only kills half of them.

>>213503752
>Well detectives you caught me. I guess the jig is up. Like my former colleague Batista just told you, "only the worst of the worst would ever commit such a crime. Every cop takes a serious pledge to protect and serve and you abandoned that pledge leaving honourable cops like myself and the team at miamo metro to clear up your mess..."
>But what I think you might have forgotten in that opposite day actually only just ended 20 seconds ago, which means that all of Batista's statements were made when it was in effect. So when you replay his speech... it looks like he's actually confessing to being a less than honourable cop while clearing me of any wrongdoing

>>213501679
NOTHING needed to be skipped in Original Sin. Sure it had big gay eddie, but it didn't have a literally minutes long monologue about the virtues of former african child soldier refugees and their strong "northern star" black mothers!

>>213504127
It's been getting worse (again) but it's better than Original Sin or New Blood

>Whats wrong Dexter my son?
>Gone faggot?

>>213504369
amen, god his 'sinister' narration voice was so fucking annoying

>>213504293
it has infinitely better production quality that goes without saying but it also has some of the worst dialogues in the history of television, it's better than dexter on visuals alone but it's still the exact same kind of pulp slop just pretending to be something more highbrow, only the biggest midwits think it's a great tv series

>>213504553
He's trying very hard to be Dexter, but he really doesn't have the charisma or coolness to pull it off. Then again, coolness is probably not the point. Not to go full incel, but Joe (((Goldberg))) a bogstandard "male loser who represents everything women hate and exists to be torn down and humiliated" type of villain you'd often find in a work written by female writers. I hate these kinds of characters, they're boring by design.

Still can't believe they went Peaky Blinders on us

>>213504568
It's great as a horror series. I don't think it's something particularly deep or well-written, but I do think the horror parts are better than most movies coming out today. The music, the cinematography, the overall atmosphere of it all. All peak.

>>213503906
>>213503961
>On the latest Dissecting Dexter podcast, executive producer and writer Scott Reynolds addressed the confusion during a recent interview with host Gareth Watkins. Reynolds clarified that in Dexter: Resurrection, Harrison is now "almost 18," while Elsa is 28 years old—making the age gap a full 10 years.
>https://www.dexterdaily.com/2025/07/dexter-resurrection-harrison-elsa-age-gap.html
She just doesn't want to fuck the autistic teenage babysitter

>>213502147
That the asshole scientist from Murderbot?

>>213504680
HARRISON MILF HUNTER

>>213504644
ok i don't disagree with that for the most part, it's just that the dialogues are so bad it drags everything down hard

>>213504743
That probably would check out with his personality given he's just been raised by a variety of attractive older women he has no relation to (Angels sister, Hannah, Dexter probably dumped him on a few others I forgot).

>>213501627 (OP)
why does deb always look like she is on the verge of vomiting

>>213502147
>>213504694
Yes it was.

>>213501741
>>213501791
God I love her, it was so sad how Dex and Harry were treating her like shit

>>213502696
AAAH CUTE! CUTE!

>>213504680
Naw, she's a hispanic single mom and about to hit the age where they go full on torta and she's desperately trying to finesse Harrison.
She also seems to be the only one that knows Harrison is not eighteen.
Found a Luigi Mangione sticker on the wall. Ironic, since this is filmed in NYC.

>>213502147
I liked the fan theory from months ago where, because of set photos of Dex in the suit, people thought maybe he would get forcibly recruited by the CIA or some other intelligence or law enforcement org in exchange for keeping his BHB secret intact. So that he gets to keep operating and killing people, but on a leash.
But nope, turns out he was wearing the suit to a funeral which turned out to be more casual and he overdressed for it. Almost no real reason other than aesthetics

>>213503626
Was he meant to be Jordan Peterson?

>completely innocuous black characters
>lots of racists shitting up the thread
trump's america

>>213504694
the murderbot show looks so fucking horrible, and making it a show removes the detachment that allows you to view the trillion trannies as a product of a cynical dystopian corporate future and not the author saying "TRANS RIGHTS" every couple seconds

>>213504794
the sexy British nanny.

>>213504940
Dexter is maga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKF9Re6sAI0
it's up

>>213504940
dexterites love doakes its not racism its niggers

>>213504940
>wasting valuable screentime on a pointless and useless family that has nothing to do with anything

>>213504680
Okay but they could have made her younger
Meaning they want harrisson to be a cuck

>>213505004
irish you never watched the show

Everybody's arguing who New York Ripper is.
I think there is no satisfying way to resolve New York Ripper, because why should anybody care? We're constantly told how dangerous and scary and uncatchable he is, but he's a non-presence. Even if he'd appear in this season, he'd have to live up to the hype, which means he'd have to compete with the likes of Biney, Trinity, Miguel, Kurt Caldwell, etc and that's not looking particularly good.

>>213505108
she almost quit twice because Dexter kept arriving late. she was a sexy mommy .
she disappeared when skinny Jamie showed up next season

>>213505098
they're clearly there as foils that dexter uses to learn about fatherhood and such. and either he's gonna be a killer or gonna be killed (because people close to dexter die). it's not pointless.

>>213505052
Dexter finally being investigated by the smart Gemini twin?

>>213505213
It won't last

>>213505052
>Don't you find it a little strange that the security cameras just happened to go down
I'm amazed they were able to resist flashing "THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO EPSTEIN!" on the screen

>>213505175
New York ripper is bobby baccala

>>213505301
They wrote that and filmed it before the Epstein shit doe

>>213505301
They won't mention his name
Too political

>>213504940
dexter said he owned doakes and put him in a cage btw

>>213505351
Epstein died in 2019 you retard

BREAKING NEWS
your dumbass ny ripper theory doesn't matter

I can't believe this shit is actually enjoyable. Even if there's silly stuff they're doing a good job of building tension and intrigue. Unfortunately I'm conditioned to wonder just how they're going to fuck it up.

>>213505385
I mean he did but he didn't kill him
The french whore did
French are the real racists

>>213505351
Epstein died in 2019 and they filmed this in early 2025

This season is gonna end up good just to fuck with our expectations

>>213505466
Nah it's gonna be like original sin

>>213505052
I feel like season finale is going to look like this:
>dexter kills gemini
>midget and blonde catch him
>he reveals he is actually Bay Harbor Butcher™
>midget loves it but is not impressed
>he reveals that he killed trinity and couple other serial killers in midget collection
>midget fucking cooms
>and to ruin season finale as per tradition blonde reveals that she is actually dexter and IceTruckKiller™ secret sister (flashback to dexter and his brother sitting in pool of blood in container, as camera slowly moves backwards revealing there was actually 3 children in that bloody container

>>213505518
the midge is doing all this to spite his bitch ex wife?

>>213505518
I liked Original Sin. It was extremely comfy for me since I've been watching live since season 3.

>>213501627 (OP)
Test

>>213505447
>I'm conditioned to wonder just how they're going to fuck it up.
brother they already have. they are already rehashing original dexter tropes and we are on course for a retarded gotcha. in fact, i'll give you 5 bucks if there was any resolution to this season outside of a retarded twist or dexter 2smart4u just kills everyone. i can't really believe dexter has already wrapped up 2.5 of prater's gang. the only saving grace would be if harrison goes to jail or some shit
>>213505556
i'll also give you 5 bucks if there is any notion of prater gooning over dexter being the bhb

I think that the New York Ripper is Lumen

>>213501678
>>213501648
they're triplets. cap this.

>>213505593
>he hasnt seen the leaked photos of peter dinklage laying in the floor covered in a coom explosion

>>213502239
>>213501791
>>213501679
What're the chances we see them fucking in the prequel?

>>213505595
I would absolutely love if they did that. I would fucking love if it's someone from the past.

>>213505556
Well except the last part, which would be really funny, I did think that there was a good chance predater was going to react that way

>>213505558
Nah but prater will have just as retarded backstory as the chief

>>213505666
the real redpill is jonah is the ny ripper

>>213504839
he plays douchey characters very well

>>213505695
Jonah hill is in Dexter?

>>213505697
I really like him and am glad he'll still be on the show. He was great in Late Night with the Devil.

>>213502576
Is Harrison's actor gay irl?

>>213505670
I forgot, did dexter kill trinity son? He would be kinda perfect for that blast from the past moment

>>213503318
kek
>>213504127
It's retarded in a way that works for the vibe of the show, as the show was always retarded but they're now embracing it more. I also find it a gay casting choice to cast the midge for no reason, it's distracting. It's overall pretty fun, definitely better than new blood and original sin.

>>213505754
he's moist. he's zesty

>>213505754
MC Hall is bi, according to some anon in the other thread

>>213505754
>US actor Jack Alcott (R) and his girlfriend Izabela Vidovic attend the world premiere of "Dexter: Resurrection
Good job they told us he was the one on the right

>>213505411
>>213505453
You're obviously referring to the resurrection of Epstein memes from a few months ago faggots

>>213504608

To be fair, it was in Scream before Peaky Blinders.

>>213505758
He didn't. He sort of scared him straight.


also, lol at picrel.

>>213501652
We'll get this Dexter

>>213505827
i don't think he could be bi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqcvxrWxqRM
just basic theater guy

What the fuck is the point of Uma Thermans character?

>>213505904
he's definitely a bit zesty, but in fairness so are most actors even if they keep it hidden.

>>213505827
>“I think there’s a spectrum. I am on it. I’m heterosexual. But if there was a percentage, I would say I was not all the way heterosexual," Hall said in an interview with The Daily Beast published on Friday. "I think playing the Emcee required me to fling a bunch of doors wide open because that character I imagined as pansexual. Yeah, like I made out with Michael Stuhlbarg every night doing that show. I think I have always leaned into any fluidity in terms of my sexuality.”
>https://www.etonline.com/michael-c-hall-opens-up-about-his-fluid-sexuality-im-not-all-the-way-heterosexual-113502
If I'm interpreting the word salad right he identifies as straight but would occasionally suck a dick

>>213505595
it'll be the ice chud killer

>>213505556
>every season reveals a new child in the contaienr
>harry looks like a bigger and bigger dick
cmon this would be funny, not like it would make it worse than NB

>>213505910
Prater's right hand. Though the fact that she doesn't run the plates on Dexter's personal fucking car when he shows up to the helicopter shows her incompetence

>>213505910
she's like wolf in pulp fiction

>>213505904
creepy af

MC Hall is just perfect as a serial killer, he should try to do some supernatural horror next

>>213505695
I remember in season 8 Dexter found a file Saxon's computer named "J. Mitchell" or something among videos of Saxon's other victims.
It was never directly stated, but pretty heavily implied Saxon killed Jonah. If they ignore that, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>213505981
*file on Saxon's computer

I still think they should do a twist that Harry is still alive and has been the "ghost" who Dexter talks to all along

>>213505981
i didnt remember that. Season 8 was so shit I never revisited it after watching it live.

>>213501627 (OP)
Anyone else basically skip over all the scenes with Dexter and the Africans, Harrison moping, etc. I'm only watching for Dexter fucking around with Tyrion and his gang and the what the cops are doing

>>213505981
that's really sad

>>213503576
Holy fuck my family had this same white cat statue growing up

>>213506069
Yeap, i did
Was super suprised when black guy came to basement to apologize for lashing out on Dexter
Didnt care enough to rewatch the scene thou

DEXTAH? THE BAY HAWBAH BUWCHA?

>>213505949
>>213505957
What I'm speaking to more is the fact that they have that they have this random inkling of a subplot with her mom or whatever, and also felt the need to cast a famous actress in the role, implying that she's more than a brief sidekick. I really hate the whole tough girl thing, it feels so forced and gay. I was cringing so hard when she killed the guy with the bat.

>>213506054
>dad who's that strange guy stood behind us?

>>213506154
well if he works in IT he wouldn't leave shit on his computer right

>gemini killer says "g&t"
I was fine with him dying for that alone. Any grown ass man that says "g&t" unironically instead of "gin and tonic" is doing something incredibly fucking cringe.

>>213506152
Yeah I got no idea where the sick mom subplot is going. But it seems to be important. Sure it could be the motive why she works for Prater. But there has gotta be more.

we all know the people who write dexter are retarded. so it's no coincidence really that prater is beating off to the ny ripper at the same time as dexter's kid is being investigated by the cops who fumbled the ripper case. and it's also no coincidence that batista literally pointed at the ny ripper cold case board this episode
so, we are obviously in for some retarded ripper reveal
>blessing
too lazy and waste of time to develop the character as dex's pal and have him be the token super bad guy
>the other cop
this guy is wet blanket
>prater
makes no sense
>random character's from dexter's past
would be even lazier
>some random big bad guy reveal at end of the season
who cares
>cyborg doakes
too kino
i dunno what they have cooked up for us but everything seems like it will be shit

>>213506154
>great value mr robot

>>213506189
Should be killed for drinking that shit

>>213506161
Let Remar retire for fuck's sake. Doakes would have been based though - thank fuck cringe as fuck Deb from New Blood is gone

>>213506161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh0OjZ0EPW0
>we didnt get this in show

>>213506214
the ultimate kino would be dexter's ghost changing form based on how he's feeling. remar when he's chilling, doakes when he's up to no good, trinity when here's in trouble, biney when he's going crazy
i guess the budget just isn't there for that. we need to spend it all to get neil patrick harris for 1 episode

>>213506170
I suppose thats a point since Red was a serial killer and could be caught or killed himself at anytime.
Still his trophies weren't well hidden how smart really was he? Charlie and Dexter easily found them.

>>213506193
They can always pull "person trying to solve the case is the killer" and make autistic detective NY Ripper thou

>>213506193
ny ripper is dexter himself. He did it while he was blacked out in a coma.

>>213506193
It will turn out that Dexter is the NY ripper. The gulf stream carried some of the bags of his victims to NY every now and then.

>>213506210
I don't mind, prefer amber/darker spirits though. It used to be some old man's drink I believe before gin got made into girly pop shit in the late 2010's. Before I realised I preferred whiskeys of all types and such I'd always tell the bartender to give me a collins glass instead of that balloon glass bullshit

>>213506269
to be honest, that would be the only reveal that wouldn't annoy me

>>213506261
Reminder that Doaks found Dexter trophies just as easy

dont we have another season of this, they dont have to reveal this season or even have ripper in the show

the new york ripper is going to be the annoying cop, shes just like dexter an expert tieing up the lost ends the police misses

>>213505052
That's Gemini breaking the glass.
Because that is not Dexter's ass.
And, the shirt is too dark.
I suspect Dexter says something to Gemini about him being a twin and Gemini loses it, attacks Dexter, and Charley shoots him.

>Return to roots
>just show dexter planning murders and murdering some psychos
>sprinkle with police being on his tale
>add few mysteries
>Rating skyrockets
WHO THE FUCK KNEW?

>>213506312
>they dont have to reveal this season or even have ripper in the show
i'd like to remind you the people who write dexter are retarded and always disappoint you

What would his New York serial killer name be now?
He's putting the bodies in a furnace now so..
The Back Alley Burner?
The Burn Localer?

>>213506191
I agree there has got to be more, and I'm expecting that in the finale they're going to fuck everything up by having some gay reveal regarding her gay ass character that shouldn't be a point of interest in the show.

>>213506388
York furnace butcher

>>213506363
>he thinks breaking glass is some agressive move
Dude its jewish tradition, to break glass and shout Mazeltoff when talking about recently deseased person

>>213506392
>I'm expecting that in the finale they're going to fuck everything up by having some gay reveal regarding her gay ass character that shouldn't be a point of interest in the show.
anon you are up to the task of figuring out dexter. that plot point is already set in stone

>>213506388
the jersey coal burner

>having to show a flashback of the warden Uma Thurman bribed after just seeing him 20 minutes ago in the same episode

I really hate how fucking stupid modern TV viewers are (or how stupid Showtime thinks they are)

>>213506467
Yeah, but it's Dexter. At this point it's expected. I'm just grateful Remar is not doing narrations a la "this Prater is a small guy"

>>213506467
yeah that was super silly
Even more silly considering that guy had SUPER recognizable shitty skin on face

Who are these Remar and Blessing characters everyone keeps talking about?

>>213506388
>Dex has been burning? LOCAL right?

>>213506388
The Stalking Fire.....

>>213506467
I laughed at that shit too

>>213506467
>dexter kills a serial killer called gemini
>the killer called gemini is still alive
>have dexter literally says out loud they must be twins

>>213506423
Yeah I've been a little in denial about it up until now cause I want to like the finale for once with this God forsaken show that never ends that I'm bonded to through nostalgia.

>>213506530
Remar = Harry
Blessing = Black african dude

>>213506573
the doomers in the episode 4 threads were the true oracles. they said it was lightning in a bottle and the show will become shit

>>213506467
Depends on what you count modern. Similar been happening for decades I think

>>213506552
This kind of goes hard

>>213506570
haha that cat

More season 8 tomfoolery.
>Saxon threatens Dexter's family, clearly referring to them as "cover" and viewing it as more of a "if more people get killed by a serial killer in life, cops will start asking questions" under impression that Dexter is also a psychopath who doesn't actually care about his family
>"they're real to me, something Saxon doesn't understand" says Dexter in his inner monologue
I think that may be the worst "Showtime thinks the audience is fucking stupid" moment in Dexter history I can remember. Wonder if it will be topped. The prison guard flashback was close.

>>213506411
I can't tell if you're stupid or baiting.
They don't break the glasses like that, and no one shouted mazel tov.
Not only that, they aren't at the table anymore.

>>213506671
*in your life
I can't fucking type today, I'm going to sleep.

So does the Serial Killer Club just meet up every day or something now?
I guess with serial killers going missing and getting caught they're just having Emergency meetings?
Wouldn't they be getting suspicious there have been no reports of another UrCar killing yet

>>213506729
i dont think anyone in the group knows that Gemini killer is actually two people

>>213506671
In another season, Colin Hanks is a christcuck serial killer who has an elderly mentor who is clearly his version of ghost Harry, so when the "twist" is revealed and Dex finds the elderly mentor's corpse in Colin Hanks' freezer he goes "He has been dead all this time!" and then Harry says to him "So Colin Hanks is hallucinating a father figure who advises him on his kills... sounds familiar?"

>>213506729
No, the answer is no unless its convenient then the answer is yes

>>213502576
>I'm so glad you two are back together
It's uncomfortable

>>213506776
>We didnt get Imaginary father figure fight
I will never forgive dexter writers for this

>>213506776
i'm a season 6 apologist. the colin hanks being a turbo schizo sperg twist was actually done relatively well in the grand scheme of dexter

>>213506772
I don't think so either. Seems the twins have kept that a secret from everyone.
And as far as they know Lowell is simply just missing.
Mia is the only real confirmed got caught.
But yeah it seemed like the get togethers would be spaced out more.
These are busy people afterall especially Prater

>>213504680
Terrible casting

>>213506776
>>213506839
I loved him

>>213505556
>blonde reveals that she is actually dexter and IceTruckKiller™ secret sister (flashback to dexter and his brother sitting in pool of blood in container, as camera slowly moves backwards revealing there was actually 3 children in that bloody container

>>213506877
Kind sad cause they for Olmos of all people - there's an actor that could have been up there with Trinity, Brian, and Doakes as far as Dexter antagonists go

>>213506189
What's wrong with saying GT?

>>213505595
Would be absolute kino. But I'm pretty sure Julia Stiles already said she was never coming back
-I actually looked it up because of this, her exact words:
>I feel like her chapter kind of closed at the end, because she went back into the light. So any reboot of Dexter, I don't know how she would descend into darkness again, but I do appreciate it.
Also, she appeared in s5 and Clyde is trying to ignore/retcon as much from s5-8 as he can get away with

>>213506987
I don't know, I find it cringe. But I have a lot of weird ticks despite being amiable and not a sperg, i.e. I hate saying certain words, like 'just' or 'trust' but it's a turn on if a girl I like says them. I have weird autistic tics.

>>213507021
i'd assume someone saying g&t is a giant gaylord

>>213506312
Ripper will be teased in the season finale as a cliffhanger for s2. Something dumb like the Ripper learning Dexter's identity as the Bay Harbor Butcher and being like "the game is on"

Mark my words, Dexter will forget that Red is vegan and will eat some meat on that party.

>>213507052
Gaylord sois ruin shit even normal men like, like their fucking weird flexing over consuming scotch like that makes them a badass manly man.

Who's your favorite underrated Dexter character? For me it's Brother Sam. The redeeming part of season 6.

>>213507021
Nah you're right on this one saying G&T is some faggot shit

>>213507073
Funny thing is, you can plausibly worm your way out of it, like something changed in him when interacting with his own kind and he had never seen meat that looked so good until he went to Tyrion's, which makes sense because he's a richfag hobbyist chef

>>213507102
the hottest female character in the entire show.
the intern

>>213507102
I really liked Rita.
She was super hot not in the slut way, like in a "perfect wife" way.
Season 4 finale was INSANE for me because of this reason.

>>213507102
anon my guy. brother sam was kino. i love that dexter actually accidentally made a friend and just talked through shit sincerely with him

>>213507102
I remember enjoying that miniarc in early season 2 where he's trying to kill this roided up giant of a man

>>213507102
zack from season 8

>>213507234
lil chino was dexter's greatest foe

https://x.com/firwibl/status/1953746637798392295
How do I become as cool and sigma as Dexter Morgan, The Bay Harbor Butcher?

imagine how fucking hard prater's gonna cream his child sized pants when he finds out dex is the bhb and he killed the rest of the group AND he killed the ice truck killer (his brother). oh yeah and he killed trinity, the most prolific serial killer of all time. honestly he shouldn't even be mad, he'll probably just keep bankrolling dexter for the rest of eternity. it's like gianna michaels knocking on your door to suck your dick for free.

>>213507653
and he killed the doomsday killer, he also has his sword

>>213507653
Yeah, like half of prater collection ended up on dexters table.
Guys gonna coooooooooom

>>213507653
then again tyrion fits the code

he's indirectly causing the death of innocents

>>213507653
If he finds out he killed Trinity, he would probably also find out or deduce that Dex fucked up and allowed Trinity to kill his wife first.
So he would also sniff out a potential weakness and angle of attack or leverage: that Dex might get sloppy and make mistakes if someone he loves is threatened (coughharrisoncough)

what if its revealed that harry was the new york ripper

>>213507102
Matthews is based as fuck

>>213507814
He isnt doing anything but paying them for trophies and their stories. The killers were already going to kill, tattoo dude had her picked out already not at praters request.

>>213508014
Are zoomers really this low attention span?

in this very episode he made his right hand woman kill the breaking bad roastie to cover up for them
he's an accomplice even if he's too pussy to kill with his own hands

we still didn't see the miami pd car scene

>>213508094
>killing serial killers is bad
uhhh

my guess is they find out who he really is by the end of episode 8 and then 9 and 10 who knows what happens

>>213506729
Better question, why the fuck is Dexter still hanging around these guys? What does he have to gain from continuing to poke this bear when he knows full well the consequences doing so will wrought on the one person in the world he cares about whose also right there in NYC? Ghost Trinity & Ghost Miguel made that point pretty damn clear but heyo Dexs has gotta dab on the mouthy Gemini killer I guess.

>>213508117
are you dense? are you retarded?

for cover up, allowing serial killers to go on with their killing of innocents
other than dexter all the SK in the club do it for the lulz

>>213508211
>allowing serial killers to go on with their killing of innocents
Anon, that doesn't even begin to meet the code

>>213508211
>other than dexter all the SK in the club do it for the lulz
It was fairly refreshing seeing Ritter's character being pure evil rather than girlboss and getting killed off like she was nothing, cause she is compared to a big (lol) fish like Prater

I HATE THIS FAGGOT SO MUCH
NO HE DOESN'T KNOW

EVERYONE KNEW

>>213508288
>STARTING KNOW THIS

>>213508195
he would probably have to live in hiding for the rest of his life if he let them live, they know his face

>>213508263
or does he???

>>213508288
>the only person who doesn't know Dexter is a serial killer is his best friend, Blessing
Blessing spin-off show when? It'd be a sitcom like Cheers except with urcar instead of a bar and Dexter would pop in occasionally (where the joke would be that the audience got his double-entendres were references to being a serial killer while Blessing just thinks he's a bit kooky)

So when are his two step kids gonna make an apperance? Literally Harrisons siblings

so the midget secretly wants to get killed by serial killer right?

>>213508406
Never because...........THEY KNOW..............and are too afraid to meet with Dexter..........

>>213508406
>Hey Astor remember that baby brother we used to have? Whatever happened there?

>>213508406
they're not blood related, either to Dexter or to him

>>213508406
STEP siblings which don't matter at all

>>213508464
astor will track him down and suck his cock and send a snapchat of it to cody

>>213508481
>or to him
they literally share a mother...

>>213508406
Never. There's no 'natural' way to reintroduce them. They were written out for a reason

>>213508496
>>213508481
could you niggers watch the show holy shit

>>213508195
>>213508324
no
Dexter is stubborn the same way Walter white was stubborn.
the same he let Trinity get away at first. or didn't help the police catch Trinity.

Dexter wants to kill all the guys in the killer group. it's his mission now.

>>213508663
i did

harrison could impregnate stepsis and the kid would be healthy

Am I the only anon on this board who liked Angela and wishes she hadn't been just blipped away like that?
At least show some amount of resolution for what seemed like the big important thread of her discovering Kurt's victims (while not knowing Dex killed him), or something

>>213506161
I can't wait for the season finale when somebody is getting ready to stab Dexter, Harry shoots his hand out, grabs the stabber's hand, and shouts "Let my son alone!" revealing him to actually be a poltergeist and not just a construct of Dexter's imagination

>>213508760
>>213508517

>>213501627 (OP)
>All black people are hard working Americans who teach white people about the power of family.
>
>All white people are sick serial killers, who want to murder black people.

I'm so tired of black propaganda.

This is the first American TV show I'm watching since the summer of nigger. We're never going back to just regular TV, are we?

So, the remaining Gemini should be aware that his twin is missing and that 2 members of their gay group got killed right after "Red" joined. The only way he doesn't suspect red is if he didn't have time to contact his twin yet.
I wonder how Rapunzel will trigger Dexter and make him go after him, Dexter was fully aware he shouldn't kill Gemini and did it anyway.
Maybe Rapunzel can be the credits scene kill, after Dexter kill Prater and Uma Thurman and the story ended, they can show dexter going after Rapunzel just to make a point that he's still going after killers.

>>213508852
id rather see her hot daughter with the stupid name

>>213508195
Obviously for the show Mark we need that story for the show.
NOW HAND OVER THE DORITOS OR I'LL SERIAL KILL MYSELF

>>213508517
Maniacal Killer with a Code: Dexter: Gaiden
Uwaaa~!! My slutty big sis NTRed me with my... long lost little brother!? Heart-pounding forbidden lust, and I'm just a lonely cherry boy...!!

>>213508852
>Everything falls right into her lap
>Actually alter reality to make Dexter use, and have always used, ketamine on his victims
>is somehow the only person to ever "prove" that Dexter is actually the BHB, putting her way above Doakes, Laguerta and every other detective in this franchise, except for Robocop, I guess.
They should' ve killed her, say Dexter lucked out and she was run over by a truck on her way to show her "evidence" to the FBI.

>>213508852
even if I did want her back they already completely fucked her character in episode 1

>>213508988
kek

>>213508988
>Maniacal Killer with a Code: Dexter: Gaiden
Might as well keep making these shows at this point, they just have to reduce the price by not having the whole cast be guest actors.
people kid about Hugh Jachman being Wolverine forever, but he at least played other roles over the years, Michael C. Hall is Dexter, and nothing but Dexter, forever.

Rita gave Dex a retarded child so Astor is required to give Dexter another one who isnt.

>>213501679
>christian slater is a fucking horrible awful actor. he's fucking trash. awful.
I think it's just the plastic face that ruins it

>>213509205
>Rita gave Dex a retarded child
She gave Dexter a perfectly normal child, it's not her fault that Dexter gave her kid to a serial killer to raise in naziville Argentina.
Dexter should've just given Harrison to Batista to raise, since Batista's daughter ceased to exist, he migth as well get another kid.

>>213509173
what roles lol? michael is also in a niche tv show six feet under

>>213509282
Nah, even his voice acting sucks, his episodes on Archer were just as awful.

>>213509349
>what roles lol?
I mean, Huge Jackman was in the Prestige and LesMis and other, smaller movies.
Michael C. Hall was in Gamer, and he was somehow worse than Gerard Butler in that.

The male cop is the ny ripper and he was a fan of BHB and part of Praters gang
That's why he keeps defending Dexter in the last episode. He was trying EXTRA hard to be like "wow, leave it, it's not like this!"

Does Prater not know that they are twins, or is he just cool with it and lets it slide?

>>213509793
>>213509793
>>213509793

>>213501648
Holy fucking kino.