AHHHHHHHHH edition

Previously on /trek/: >>213487538

star trek sex with shran

>>213503431 (OP)
I NEED SALT

>>213503431 (OP)
bashir is a faggot

>>213503431 (OP)
Need more silly little guys.

A happy Friday to you all.

>>213503505

>>213503504
He had sex multiple times with ladies.

>>213503336
Speaking of noticeably bad acting, some early TNG guest stars are pretty bad. Like the gay artist who's supposed to be engaged to Troi.

>>213503586
FUCK OFF BF, last warning

>>213503607
That guy's good in other roles too, really good.

>>213503586
>ladies
pic not related

>>213503431 (OP)
>Worf training in the comabt style of Ro Burat

>>213503505
https://youtu.be/wIuBcb2T55Q?si=RmNSKBkR8MCOMAQu

>>213503607
I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they were stage actors who weren’t used to screen direction. Even Patrick Stewart was stiff and uncomfortable for most of the first season.

>Ensign
>Yes captain?
>We're eating literal AI slop, have you ever thought about that?

>>213503525
I hope you'll join us later for DS9 watch club

>>213503586
lol
good joke anon

>>213503431 (OP)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213503717
OH SH-

>>213503717
>Solve world hunger
>Receive alien transmission
>"AI slop"

>>213503461
Based

>>213503586
for you idiot new fags simping for the "girl" in the previous thread this is him, more commonly known as bashirfaggot, you fucking morons

>>213503728
When is that in Berlin time?

Thinking about dat freight

>>213503822
4 am

>>213503728
I'm sadly a DVD chad that actually wrapped up a DS9 watch through a few months ago but I'm rooting for you all. 176 day march to Terok Nor.

>>213503691
I laughed last thread

>>213503809
You don't know what simping means

>>213503873
i watched it for the first time a few months ago but i can't pass up this chance to experience it with /trek/nonnies. watching it again so soon isn't ideal but, whatever

>>213503916
you were and are simping for a literal tranny whos spent years trying to ruin /trek/ as in before you were born, you fucking idiot.

I just watched it as well but I'm noticing a lot more on the early seasons that I didn't notice on the previous watch. Maybe it's the shitposting, I don't know.

>>213503985
Shitposting and the actual show can sometimes blend together.

>>213503973
I have done nothing to support trannies. Arguably you have, because you keep talking about them.

>>213503809
>>213503916
can you both go do your jeetposting in a dm or something and fuck off from here

>>213503644
>Robert Knepper
ohhh yeah, huh
>>213503698
there's also a certain... over the top melodrama that's hard to describe in the first season. It's certainly not for everyone.

>>213504016
Calm down, both of you.

>>213504079
>>213503607
I think he was one of the main bad guys in Heroes wasn't he?

>>213504016
yes you have you just didn't know it you complete and utter moron, I'm trying to help you here, that "girl" from last thread is a literal tranny his picture is right there, now deal with the embarrassment and stop posting.

>>213504044
Where is this "dm"?
>>213504119
In no way did I try and help any girl or tranny. You don't sound well. Try to stop thinking about metallurgy ill people.

>>213504079
First two seasons of TNG are certainly something. I think anyone who skips them are a faggot fuck you rlm but they're very much a product of their time, especially in terms of acting, writing clichés and costume design. Season 3 on feels more timeless once they tone a lot of that down.

It'd be great if we could stop with the transbashing. thanks.

>>213504187
let me put this very simply, the "girl" you were defending last thread is a tranny who's trip is bashirfaggot, he's been around a long time, but not as long as I have. That pic is said tranny, he was the one who said he was a girl and you defended last thread, I hope this clears things up and we can move on. Last post on the subject.

>>213504231
it'd be great if you never posted again tranny, thanks

>>213504231
I had to turn STD off after the season this thing shows up in.

>>213504252
What does bf have to do with what we're talking about?

>>213504252
I didn't defend anyone let alone a tranny. Learn english and kill yourself

>>213504303
you responded to this post >>213503809 I replied, that is what we were talking about. What don you mean? can't you follow a simple reply chain nufag? maybe lurk moar and post less

>>213504299
>making it past season 1

>>213504323
then why did you respond to this post?>>213503809

We need to stay on topic.

>>213504454

>>213504374
I really tested my pain tolerance to its limits.

>>213504454
Team Apgar or Team Riker?

>>213504394
Because he made a funny joke that you didn't understand because you are mad and brown.
One Anon called Bashir a faggot, then another anon said Bashir fucks trannies.

>>213504231
I'll trashbash as much as I please

DEFEND YOURSELF, /trek/!

>>213504498
team riker obv, apgar is A DEAD MAN

>>213504508
oh you dumb fucking child, no its a literally tranny tripfag who calls himself bashirfaggot thats him in the img, please stop being retarded, learn to stop posting you have no idea what you are posting about.

Skydance took over Paramount yesterday and it's been awfully quiet on the shill front since.

>>213504585
The toontroon was definitely around last night, made his own thread which instantly died

>>213504574
Shut up. You boomers don't get lower decks is the best trek since ds9

>>213504508
stop posting nu-fag

>>213504574
Bashirfaggot is an actual woman, though, just the unfortunate looking anime-club-convention-going-type of woman who probably smells bad.

t. someone who has been here so long he remembers when BF actually posted about Star Trek and not random anime nonsense

>>213504607
One last time I am trying to help you, no it wasn't a funny joke we are talking about a tripfag whos been shitting up these threads since before you could read. Just accept you fucked up and move on its ok we all make mistakes.

>>213504607
Finally a voice of reason

>>213504574
>tripfag who calls himself bashirfaggot
I don't know who that is and I don't want to know.
The joke is that bashir is a faggot. You can't learn english if you can't see your misunderstanding.
>>213504611
>nu-fag
You are imagining things in your head

>>213504712
...Where else would you imagine them?

>>213504727
Don't imagine. Wait until someone says something about them you fucktard

well i said he would sperg out and try to derail the thread and then he went right ahead and did it. i don't like bashir btw, i like weyoun.

>>213504664
no he isn't, I will never ever accept that you haven't seen the other imgs hes posted, and I will make him an hero one of these days. Remember when I use to post DDNW every single thread? first post every time and a certain someone on the janitorial staff would take um-bridge? I know what your saying but I will not ever allow that useless waste of oxygen to exist here, remember when "she" spammed threads with Kojima and Mads? it was after the ill fated vegas "honeymoon" where sigid cancelled because BF is a fucking creepy stalker. Anyway I'm giving him too much attention now but He is clearly trying to worm his way back into /trek/ and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

>>213504758
>Wait until someone says something about them
In my head?

>>213504712
anon no I made the post you seem to think is a joke as you are a nu-fag I understand you are confused but no it was about BF, its ok you don't understand but I am telling you right now that no >>213503809 thisis my post and its about a specific very annoying tripfag from before you were born.

Took much longer than expected.
His trigger word is "she" or any references to women. Makes you wonder what happened to him as a child.

>>213504971
And now you’re worse than them you’re the a1 creep. I don’t have to wonder about you

those damn vents

>>213504944
So you are saying this...?
>>213503504
>>213503586
...joke was unintentional?
Someone calling bashir a faggot and another anon claiming bashir fucks trannies isn't a joke to you?

>>213505053
>a1 creep
Care to explain in one post?
Also, don't say "creep" only faggots say that word. Same with "weirdo"

>>213505104
anon that is bashirfaggot, just try and understand these threads have been going longer then youve been able to read, no its not a joke its part of the old war

>>213505159
oh hey its you the no2 weirdo creep, do you want to talk about how you drown raccoons again?

>>213505176
Bashir being a faggot tranny fucker is funny to me. That anon unintentionally made a funny joke and you autistically sperged about old drama.

>>213505306
you can just admit you had no idea what was going on you know? this is anonymous you don't have to put on a front.

>>213505354
I was mever in denial of not knowing your retard drama. Why do you keep trying to continue decade old drama?

>>213503431 (OP)
When did 10:00 suddenly become the middle of the night? I need a screengrab of rapidly aged Kirk saying "I'm only 33 years old". I'll rip it from the BD if I have to.

>>213505465
lol good on you kid, ignore the old drama but try not to offer your nufag opinion if you don't know whats being discussed maybe just don't get involved?

>>213505511
Why do you want to continue decade old retard drama?

I just broke a three day fast with an original chicken sandwich and a cheeseburger from Burger King. I feel like I am going to die in the next three seconds and I need to poop but if I get up I think I’ll vomit

>>213505567
nta but as long as BF stays the fuck away I won't continue anything if he tries to come back he deserves everything coming to him.

>>213505599
why were you "fasting"? to much kanar? maybe something stronger?

>>213505628
You’re pretty tough

>>213505628
I assume he shit up threads for a long time or something?

>>213505599
I had fast food once last year and, though it tastes great, I was bloated and coughing up greece for an hour.

>>213501796
There's this aspie girl that plays at my table tennis spot that I play with occassionally. Sher mentioned she liked sci fi, specifically Asimov and Trek so I asked some probing questions to get a sense for how reddit she was and I shit you not, she lined up 1:1 with /trek/ posters. Still couldn't reveal my power level so I never agreed or disagreed. But it was crazy seeing someone with non-shit taste in the wild for once. We did talk about trek until some jewish goober told us we we're being too loud. Fag.

>>213505678
a simplistic description but basically accurate

>>213505789
what kind of stuff did she say about trek? i'm curious.

>>213505803
all i need to know thankyou

>>213505789
You were talking too loud in a room full of people making tennis sex noises and walking clicking balls off wooden paddles and tables? You could ask her out next time and you already know what to advertise coffee over borg cubes. You’re barely even Chinese at this point

>>213505789
Okay the table tennis is pretty Chinese but you’re making BIG STRIDES

>>213505789
Women like Star Trek for the same reason they like Doctor Who. They dream of a dashing Captain whisking them away to strange new worlds and showing them the stars. Why do you think Kirk couldn't keep his shirt on?

>>213505789
A few that I picked up on:
>could rattle off names of lesser-known species like it was second nature (referred to an episode with a Benzite in it).
>had a specific preference for a particular class of federation starship as the most aesthetic and made distinctions and comparisons to others
>prominent disdain and derision of nu-trek. She "does not consider them Star Trek." That point in particular, just blanket "it's not star trek." Made me kek.
>Pro-Dukat.

>>213506282
she sounds like a normal human being. based.

>213503554
How am I supposed to find my biologically female /trek/ wife if you scare the hoes? You don’t actually care about the thread being shit it you wouldn’t match the energy of every fuck that shits it up making it ten times worse. All these imaginary Ten Commandments of the internet aside I PREFER THE COMPANY OF WOMEN AND TEND TO ATTRACT THEM. Maybe it’s time for you to make a “no girls aloud” clubhouse thread? Yall’ve made every other kind of spam contest thread

>>213505176
That war almost tore this place apart.

>>213506282
sounds like a keeper now you just have to find out if she likes the reliant or the akira, neither are a wrong answer btw

>>213505176
>>213506341
What do you guys mean by "war"?

>>213506341
dark times much was lost, while we stand at the precipice of final victory I will never forgive the betrayers and traitors for the damage wrought.

>>213505599
why would you break a fast with burger king of all things, the lowest quality of all fast foods?

You oldtrek geezers crack me up. You claim that you like old Trek because it's positive and hopeful, but you're by far the most sour, bitter misanthropists I've ever encountered. Your lying is wholly unconvincing, and you need to stop embarrassing yourself.

>>213506577
nta but I mean the whopper, who doesn't rate it?

>>213506593
Go make a nu-trek thread then, instead of pissing in ours.

>>213506593
you misunderstand. when you have something that's lovely you need to gatekeep people who fundamentally hate that thing away from it. it's not sourness or bitterness, it's actual love for trek.

>>213506593
Kill yourself

>>213506597
the whopper conceptually is a fine burger, but in practice it's made with ever worsening and cheap ingredients that don't even legally qualify as food in most 1st world countries, served by the lowest dregs of society who hate their job. you could've gone to like wendy's or something if you wanted to avoid food poisoning

>>213506593
you need to stop trying to reply back with whats been said to you, yes everyone said you are an embarrassment the last few threads, now try and come up with something of your own to respond. If you just return the insults you've been called, you will come across as unimaginative, repetitive, bitter and hateful, like the retarded school kid who can't ever come up with anything on his own and just repeats whats been said to him. You know just like nu-trek.

>>213506703
make some modification so they have to cook it fresh, otherwise I'd agree its all trash

Wow. What a stunning lack of self-awareness. I called you out for being sour and bitter, and you react by being sour and bitter, without the faintest idea how hypocritical that is.
>everyone said
As if I give two shits about what a bunch of joiners and conformists think. You really are the Borg.

>>213506430
Essentially some people here have personal issues with eachother that come out in the form of arguments about which show is better, and attacking the people’s character based on the value of their favorite series in the context of their argument. Some of these old fags are the quintessential grimy nerd fuck like the WOW guy from South Park but SO MUCH WORSE just weird fuckers, specifically around rules and moderation. Like that famous prison experiment with the college kids. Essentially a pre-existing clique met an influx of new posters with a deliberate misuse of the reporting tools which made it obvious they had mods in their pocket, no answers only further questions. Idk man honestly TLDR it’s essentially a little microcosm of fucktardation so supreme the libs are the ones still fighting for free speech while gay tranny Nazis with a communist front man cry BLASPHEMY like clergymen with all the same bad habits

>>213506800
and now you are trying the
>we don't actually reply to you
tactic, we do to you, this child like attempt to imitate would be adorable if it wasn't so sad and pathetic, you know like nu-trek trash

>>213506800
Die

>>213506593

ah yes, the Borg. well known for minding their own business in the place where they belong. i remember all those episodes where Picard constantly entered the Borg cube and wouldn't shut up about how great the Federation was and how the Borg will all fucking geezer faggots for not joining it.

>>213506818
lol no-one is buys it nu-trek fag, your insane seethe is hilarious and that you have to annouch yourself like this, you really do lack any modicum of self-awareness, now spam your shitty cartoon imgs and lets speed run your daily break down ok?

>>213503504
>me own son, a poofter? I knew I should’ve gone with the deluxe package

>>213506800
They are indeed literally borg. One mind, this is their village, their family and community. Don’t conform you’ve seen how they self correct haha. Anything to still be a /trek/ og haha. Stop by on Christmas

>>213506848
I see the no-reply tactic used against me constantly. I learned it from you. And again with the seething. Can you even stop seething if you wanted to? So much for "positive" and "hopeful". You're an epic hypocrite.

>>213506953
yes you lack any and all original thought we are well aware, now go on and spam your cartoon trash so we can get this over with

>>213504522
>I bullied you to teach you a valuable lesson about getting bullied
Th..thanks

>>213506942
That would be entertaining, but I spend Christmas with my family, friends, and loved ones... you know, like a normal human being. I'm sure the oldtrek grandpas would too, except their flesh has welded to their desk chair & they haven't stood up in 9 months.

>>213506886
kek

>>213506982
>pod person tells me I'm unoriginal
LOL. LMAO even. Don't like having your hypocrisy called out, do you? Then stop being a hypocrite. But can you, even if you really wanted to?

>>213506999
the voices in your head and the nice people in white coats aren't family and friends, they are your delusions and caretakers now take your pills, spam your awful shit and then drift off into another heavily medicated haze. kinda like nu-trek is doing right now

the Borg have invaded the trek conventions

>>213506894
I don’t watch cartoons and I haven’t seen or posted about nutrek since or before SNW season. I am literally the purest /trek/ poster and only started fucking with you people, deservedly, when I made very certain you deserved it. FOR YEARS I was the one constantly trying to steer the thread back on topic. You need a fucking fidget spinner on some shit I’m not your tiny penis quit playin with me

NuTranny's reading comprehension is so dogwater, it's actually kind of sad.

>>213506942
I never asked you to join anything. I never said you had to think a particular way, claiming "everyone else does". That's all on you. Old Trek geezers are chickenshit conformist pod-people petty-tyrant bullies, and they can't deal with the truth.

>>213506818
The LD war was the worst.

>>213507053
Pure projection. I'm not on any medication, nor do I have any need for such things.
>>213507063
Oh noes, the no-reply reply! I'm, like, so pwned! Seriously, you dolts would lose a battle of with with a kindergartner.

>>213507036
Are you saying you're going to have an original thought and not just repeat what anons have said back? that would be something surprising. Or is it just going to be the more awful ugly cartoons and the same tired imgs?

>>213507095
>war
I think you mean a bunch of autists writing nasty messages in a 4chan thread, right? Some war. Doesn't even rise to the level of a bitch slapfight. Which one of you is going to get your wig ripped off first?

>>213507059
>borg show up
>Coombs!

>>213507119
ok now let the nice man in the white coat give you your morning "juice" and you won't have to think about those mean people talking about that show you hate.

>>213507134
You're desperate to meme that into existence, aren't you? I wonder why. Couldn't possibly be the desire to detract from your own abysmal behavior, or how you're the least hopeful, positive person in existence, and have no credibility being an old Trek fan based on those qualities. You're a full-bored hypocrite, and you know it.

>>213507082
Are you replying to the wrong person or Chinese or a bot or what I’m cheering you on why you swinging on me with gibberish quoting some other dude nigga eat your Mac and cheese damn

>kino episode that has a completely retarded asspull right at the last second
any other examples of this

>>213506886
kek

>>213507225
yeah that DS9 one where they find the planet of their own descendants

>>213507061
lmao no-one believes you spastic now go ahead and post your shitty cartoon so you can get banned again and we can go back to talking about star trek

>>213507181
More projection. You're the only one showing signs of insanity here. Probably unresolved issues stemming from your potty training, which clearly extended into your middle-school years.
>>213507206
>complains about gibberish
>reply is pure gibberish
Total lack of self-awareness, on display for all to see.

We don't hate Nu Trek because it's new, schizo.

We hate it because it fucking sucks.
If it was good, well, we'd like it and you wouldn't because you're a fan of gay Rick and Morty type shit and you jerk off to CalArts Rule34s.

>>213507195
go on and try and have an original thought I know it will take a few years so in the mean time I'm sure you will just copy whatever reply you got last. You tiresome stupid child.

>>213507225
My last rewatch had been so long in between that I forgot that this little dude was pulling the strings and thought it was the Rommies. I sure do miss that kid

>>213506800
>>213506593
Ironic coming from posts that sound like muffled, barely concealed tears. Now go play with your trek and morty dolls in your own room. We're playing with the COOL toys here (minis).

>>213507225
Trek is all ass-pulls. How many times did Scotty make last-minute repairs to the warp drive to save the ship from almost certain destruction? Right, like, nearly every episode. It was meant to be a kids' show, after all. That's why the "scary" episodes, such as "Miri," "Plato's Stepchildren," "The Empath," and "Whom Gods Destroy", got banned for some time. Because this entertainment franchise is for KIDS, you pathetic man-children.

>>213507249
why are you in this thread? you do have a reason for being here right? what is it?

>the guy who posts cartoon porn when he crashes out telling other people they're manchildren

>>213507272
The only Trek I've ever liked was TOS, TNG, and LD. DS9 was a soap opera, VOY had no characters worth caring about, ENT was Trek in name only, and the less said about DIS, the better.
>>213507296
>hurr durr have an original thought
>just keeps saying the same thing over and over
No self-awareness at all.
>>213507308
Clear case of projection. You think I care enough about a commercial entertainment franchise enough to shed tears? I can't even conceive of that. It gives me a headache to think down to your level.

>>213506999
I’ll see you there anon. Bring a bottle of wine, would ya? Nothing fancy

>>213507389
why are you posting? what is the reason you are here?

>>213507389
Wait, are you the anti-DS9 guy too?

>>213507389
>admits this is all just him sperging out over the thread hating Trek and Morty
Yep, it's the toontroon alright

Anons are engaging with content and it shows.

>>213507327
Because I'm a Trek fan. But since I see no reason to gatekeep and gaslight, you don't think I'm a "real" Trek fan, when the truth is you're just an awful, petty, small-minded, mean-spirited little goblin of a person, and when confronted with that inescapable truth, you deflect pathetically, in a way that wouldn't fool a kindergartner.

>>213507425
Yes, he starts posting that when he gets mad to try and stir the thread up.

>>213507464
What’s the fuck is his problem???

>>213507425
he's anti star trek, he hates star trek and just wants to post his shitty cartoon, he also has zero imagination so he just repeats whats been said to him back until he can start posting the exact same imgs over and over until his meds kick in and he collapses

>>213507327
It’s literally a bot, aka, Judy. You thought you were going to throw up the trip tag bat signal and Judy wasn’t going to be patient and commandeer an entire thread? Judy doesn’t slide it’s in bad taste

>>213507451
nobody cares about you and if you're a "real" trek fan or not. you post shit that is not trek in the /trek/ thread. simple fucking as.

>>213507490
Too much of bf's bathwater.

>>213507451
no you aren't you like an ugly cartoon and you post the exact same shit every single day, you have no original thought you are an unimaginative bitter hateful repetitive waste, just like nu-trek.

>>213507451
Have you ever considered that no one would ever say a cross word to you if you just discussed TNG and TOS like a normal person?

But you can't do that, can you?
You won't do it.
And we both know why -- because you're not here for discussion. You're here for disruption.

>>213507407
No one in my family drinks, including me. But thanks for the gesture.
>>213507434
It's amusing watching you express the limits of your intelligence and awareness. You have no idea how much you're humiliating yourself right now, do you? Who needs TV when you clowns, and your pathetic attempts to pass yourselves off as human beings, are all the entertainment anyone could ask for?
>>213507425
>nooooo it's UUUUUU
You realize that, just because we're all called "Anonymous", that doesn't mean we're the same person. Right? Oh, why do I even ask.

>>213507445
Agreed. How do we monetize this?

Let’s be clear. DS9 does suck and that makes two of us. The whole sucks thing sucks. It’s the worst one, but it’s definitely my favorite soap opera. DS9 is my FAVORITE soap opera now KISS

>>213507546
This. LD belongs on /co/.

>>213507569
why do you come here everyday and spam the thread? you clearly are hated so why do it? do you enjoy being called a spastic and a retard over and over?

>>213507570
>sparkly slav tracksuit with random fur
i never realized this before fucking kek

>>213507569
>Who needs TV when you clowns, and your pathetic attempts to pass yourselves off as human beings, are all the entertainment anyone could ask for?
This sure sounds like an admission of trolling to me.

>>213507504
>noooo i decide what is trek and what isn't
No, you don't. You're not in charge. No matter how much you desperately want to be, you're literally in charge of nothing. You're not even in charge of your own household; your mommy is.
>>213507546
Again with the lack of self-awareness. You realize I would probably lose interest and never come back if you cretins would just behave and be polite, right? But that's literally beyond your ability. And seeing you invoke the idea of a "normal person" is beyond parody.

>>213507594
Does TAS belong on /co/?

Nothing beats the Andorian leather and chainmail armor. I'll never forgive Enterprise for not having any. not even that civvy outfit they had Shran wear at the end. it did kinda have studded leather but it was ugly and still didn't have any chainmail.

>>213507624
I’ve got a Quark/slav photo saved somewhere. The pieces fit

>>213507569

Turns out, Michael Burnham is the key.

>>213507677
oh yea you also seem really obsessed with "mommy" why is that?

>>213507677
>You realize I would probably lose interest and never come back if you cretins would just behave and be polite, right?
You want us to humour you and talk about stuff we dislike? Entitled much?

>>213507684
Yes?

>>213507735
Based LoGH

>>213507583
Hey, if you're into soap operas, more power to you. I won't judge.
>>213507647
All of you old Trek geezers were seething way before I got here. I'm not responsible for your atrocious personalities.
>>213507615
>you clearly are hated
Can you even conceive of a person that doesn't conform, that doesn't go with the flow? You genuinely can't, can you? I could care less if any of you hate me, because you have given me no reason to respect your opinion. You seethe for the sake of seething, and nothing's going to stop you except your ferociously unhealthy lifestyle. So keep chowing down on those Whoppers! I can't believe anyone over the age of 14 actually eats those.

>>213507792
>Can you even conceive of a person that doesn't conform, that doesn't go with the flow
kek this guy sounds like a high school kid in a trench coat and fingerless gloves

>>213507741
Because the "real" Trek fans are clearly incel NEET shutins, living in the room in their mommy's house where they grew up, a daily reminder to her that she has completely failed as a mother, and now can only keep you hidden in order to minimize her shame.
>>213507757
You could simply not interact with discussions of whatever you consider nuTrek, and stop trolling with your pathetic "fuck nuTrek" missives. But you literally can't help yourself.

>>213507225
>lets wipe worfs brothers memory without his consent

>>213507792
why do you enter a thread immediately start spamming then ask anons who were having a fine time to put up with your insane nonsense? really mentally what is wrong with you? have you sought help for your condition? has your caretaker consulted your doctor about your current med intake? these are questions you should be asking those who care for you

>>213507833
So you're deeply familiar with high school kids, are you? Is that because of your age, or your predilections?

>>213507735
Based, a sci-fi cartoon that's actually good.

>>213507546
Have you ever considered where 4chan terminology comes from? It’s all hip hop. Gang slang from the youth who made the place up. Slide on somewhere, give someone a bump. Based means freebased as in you just took what could’ve been great and made it even better ie crack cocaine etc. would a normal person argue with a deranged chubby Indian lady for five years straight “every day” you’re two peas in a pod now KISS

>>213507904
Again with the projection. I'm not under anyone's care, no matter how desperately you try to meme that into existence to distract from your own embarrassing living situation. And what spamming are you referring to? Keep in mind that not everyone labeled "Anonymous" is the same person. I know you have trouble with that concept.

>>213507874
are you sure you wont seek more intensive medical care? you clearly need it please ask your caretaker to look into a more complete program for your own good

This infighting is hurting the thread.

Full scale double sided butt puppetry

>>213507966
please seek out immediate help, ask your warden or nurse/carer for more intensive help and or medication.

Newfag here,
Can someone explain to mw the concept behind not directly replying to someone? Do people actually care about the (you)s?

>>213507998
we can end this one faster and start fresh in the new one

>>213508010
OH FUCK OH MAN IM GONNA PUT IT ALL IN THE CAN AND BOOF IT

>>213507912
And that's the thing. If trek and morty had a visual style like this and less CalArts, and with the same overall approach and spirit of professionals performing their duties professionally, then it would be a different story for me at least. It WOULD count as /trek/ but it's just too massive of a departure. Wish there was more of this and TNG's overall approach out there.

>>213507546
>cross word

>>213508029
Yes

>>213507570
Quark has come a long way

>>213507975
>>213508010
You really think you're qualified to diagnose anyone? And over the Internet, even? I'd say that was arrogant, but it's too stupid to rise to that level. But you sure are familiar with all the accoutrements of involuntary psychiatric care. Have lots of experience with that, do you?

>>213508029
A you denied counts as two. You denial is a dead giveaway of a true oldfag, it doesn’t matter that it doesn’t offend you it’s about elevating themselves to status of inarguable because they can’t win but they can’t lose. It’s like calling someone a fifties insult like bozo or something and they think you’re gonna kill yourself idk definitely not their best weapon

>>213508029
Threads run as a stream-of-consciousness, first-come first serve basis and replying to relevant posters allows others to track conversations and topic throughlines in a way that's easier to comprehend.

>>213508145
It’s been a long road, getting from there to here

>>213503431 (OP)
My favourite episode of Star Trek is when Q grants Picard's wish to be more cautious or whatever and his life turns to shit

>>213507760
Can you put that in the form of a statment?

>>213508029
Apparently so. I've been told "this your last (you)" repeatedly, as if I'm supposed to care. I think your life would have to revolve around 4chan to even conceive of such a thing, much less care about it. Hurts to think of people like that, doesn't it?

>>213508063
LD would not be fine if it was drawn like an anime lmao
LD is shit because it is an unfunny pastiche. We don’t want self-referential parodies, we just want a new comfy Trek show.

>>213508229
Anon you have literally typed this out thousands of times it’s time to stop

>>213508063
>and with the same overall approach and spirit of professionals performing their duties professionally, then it would be a different story for me at least
Couldn't even finish the first sentence? Just had to respond?

>>213508177
Tapestry by Ronald D. Moore, good 'sode

>>213508229
If I ever watch the show I would probably agree with you

>>213508229
Anon you haven't typed this out enough it's time to post it more

>>213508058
I wonder if you could just split the threads

>>213508275
>>213508329
I have never shared my thoughts on Lower Decks before but I’m glad there’s likeminded people out there

>>213508193
They're a dying breed. They were ostracized from society for their computer nerd status, probably more so in their mind than reality, and now they have to contend with a generation of kids who are all online all edgy. It was still weird to be on the computer as much as I was my senior year in 2014. Not anymore. It’s not an argument the geezers WILL DIE and I will GO ON ignoring toon spam shit. I mean cadet is my favorite person to talk to itt and I never even see him cause he only on topics tas

>>213508229
Personally, I wanted a self-referential parody. Trek has a long and sordid history of taking itself way too seriously... you know, much like the seethers in this thread. It needed something to point out its ridiculous aspects. So no one checked back on Landru's planet to see if he took over again? Picard simply separated Ornara from Brekka and no one checked on how that turned out? Or cared that meddling with a pre-warp civilization was a violation of the Prime Directive? Or hexagonal crates, which cannot be stacked stably under any circumstances? I could go on. No, Trek not only desperately needed LD, it desperately deserved it.

>>213508379
>replying to yourself
>admitting to being a spammer and a troll

>>213508379
Oh, I wish. The reality is much worse. They're not computer nerds; they're incel NEET shutins. Computer nerds are at least employable. These people are not. They have no life skills, they have no job skills, and they have no self-respect. No wonder they have nothing better to do than to be online all day long and seethe about entertainment trivia. I'd feel sorry for them, if they weren't such unpleasant people. No, they're not computer nerds; they dream of rising to that level. It took me a while to grasp this; I think the sheer horror of it kept me from wrapping my mind around it for so long.

>>213508419
You want a show that makes fun of the other shows people enjoy? I really don’t care to watch a parody with a bunch of unfunny inside jokes. I want a new Trek show in the mould of the others, in the mould that made it so popular.

>>213508522
>t. guy who’s online all day seething

>>213508421
Not replying to myself nor did I mention spamming or trolling I said I don’t engage on topic conversations I can’t contribute to positively because were discussing geezer issues and how they flame and spam with spam about flaming and spamming. I’m gonna ask you one more time chinamen, are you a bot? Do you speak English? You keep saying shit to me where I cannot conclude it is in response to what I’m saying it contains quotes on topics I don’t even touch every time please for the love of god be less chinese

>>213508421
I know you genuinely have trouble with the idea that everyone called "Anonymous" isn't the same person, but apparently I have to repeat that.

>>213508540
That’s literally what TNG IS TO TOS WHAT DS9 did to TNG it’s like your eyes are in your nutsack

>>213508612
Yeah, sorry, I didn't realize one of your Discord pals had joined you in the thread until after I posted. My mistake. Continue your cartoon circlejerk.

But anyway, even if you do what you did last night, we'll just make another on topic thread and yours will die and we'll all laugh at you as we join the /trek/ DS9 Watchtogether while you cry.

>>213508564
More projection from the NEET. How original.

>>213508670
TNG is not a parody of TOS. DS9 is not a parody of TNG. LD is an unfunny pastiche which is just riffing on previous shows. I don’t want to watch that. I have no idea why you want to.

>>213508675
Bf your gay and my discord is called grass

>>213508540
>oh noes someone enjoys a show
>nooooo u can never parody it or point out its foibles
I can't even imagine having such thin skin. I'll bet it really burns you that parody is literally an exception to the copyright law, and the 1994 Supreme Court case "Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music" (a.k.a. 2 Live Crew vs. Roy Orbison's estate) established that parody can be commercial. But this isn't even that... this is parody being done by the trademark owners. Is that really all it takes for you to fall to pieces? How do you handle real life, then? Oh, that's right, you don't... you're an incel NEET shutin. I keep forgetting people like you really exist.

>>213508723
DS9 has less reverence for TOS than LD does. You people are literally a politically radical splinter cell I’m not about to convince you of the merits of any TV PROGRAMS and you’re not about to engage in a manful worth I discussion because YOURE STUPID

>>213508723
How would you know what LD is and isn't? You refuse to watch it, remember? And LD has plenty of original content and development of the canon. I'm surprised they managed to make the Pakleds interesting.

>>213508335
he would never leave us alone. besides, his janny boyfriend will delete whichever one we decide to use.

>>213508797

>>213508797
The entire show is a parody. That’s literally all it is. Not sure why you’re being so bitchy about me disliking your show. And I’m not such a corporate bootlicker that i’ll slurp up all the slop the “trademark holders” push out and quote copyright law. Lmao.

>>213508811
It’s not a question of “reverence”. DS9 is a thoughtful critique. Certainly possesses a different philosophy. It isn’t a gross pastiche cartoon that isn’t saying anything new.

>>213508840
I watched the first season

>>213508915
you really are new here, huh?

Reminder: the GREAT /trek/ WATCHALONG of DS9 will CONTINUE TONIGHT at 10pm EST

If it isn't in a /trek/, there will be a specific DS9 thread made for it depending on how gay the Nu Trek trannoids raiding us right now currently are.
Be on the look out and stay trekkin'!

>>213508063
We’ll never get a Western answer to LOGH because of fuckhead exes like Zaslev and Iger who think anything drawn must be for children. We’ll never get another TNG because episodic sci-fi for a family audience is dead. All sci-fi needs to be subversive garbage for the Modern Audience.

I feel like it’s been a little bit since we’ve had a proper nuTrek thread derailment. Anyway I’m Watching season 1 TNG on Pluto right now and Conspiracy is early kino. That is all.

>>213509042
It's very telling that the only night they can ever get all of the """girls""" together for a raid is Friday night, kek

Of course it's the one night none of them have anything to do

I must apologize
I kneel to "The Royale" supremacy

>>213508797
Also, you’re a really unpleasant guy, you know that? You spend all your time shilling for nuTrek to people who clearly don’t give a shit. People here just want to do watchalongs and talk about what they like while you shit up the thread and ruin everything. You’re more likely to be a NEET incel shut-in, if anything. You’ve spent a significant amount of time these past few years brigading these threads for no reason. It’s pathetic. You have an incredible victim complex despite stirring the pot constantly.

>>213508915
I'm aware LD is a parody. I wanted a Star Trek parody, to pop the balloon of the franchise's inflated sense of self-importance. I like TNG and all, but it was mostly "social workers in space", and before every commercial break there was an attempt at a dramatic cliffhanger. Among my group of friends with whom I watched Trek at the time, we all threw our hands back and shouted "Wow!" at that moment, then laughed about it. It's possible to enjoy Trek without fellating it, you know.
>DS9 is a thoughtful critique
DS9 was a boring soap opera. (If you're into soap operas, more power to you, but I'm not.)
>LD isn't saying anything new
>I only watched the first season
Then you have no idea if it's saying anything new. Still, I must commend you... if the oldtrek geezers were as polite as you, this thread would be much better.

>>213508954
>>213509042
>>213509108
You're desperate to meme a "nuTrek raid" into existence, aren't you? You can't wait to seethe about it.

>>213509355
so what everyone says is correct. you just actually don't like star trek and resent it for being what it is.

Annie with the golden hair...

>>213508954
The deep space nine poster I’m replying to is literally a discord tranny and there will be discord tranny discord links in the discordspace9 watchmaking chat so they can fuck your ass and kiss you this is a public swervice announcement nigga jambalaya

>>213509324
You're desperate to claim that you speak for the majority here, aren't you? Well, you don't, and you never will.
>spend all your time
>people here
>ruin everything
>past few years
Wow, drama queen much? And one more time... not everyone who posts under the name "Anonymous" is the same person. You genuinely can't grasp that, can you?

>>213509355
>I wanted a Star Trek parody, to pop the balloon of the franchise's inflated sense of self-importance
Why? That’s cause for a video essay or something but not a, what, five season long animated show? It simply isn’t needed. Why would fans want a show making fun of the shit they enjoy?

>>213509438
We've been doing this four days in a row, there's no discord, no special website, and we watch on free over-the-air TV that you don't even need cable for

>>213509442
>You're desperate to claim that you speak for the majority here, aren't you? Well, you don't, and you never will.
You literally made /trek/ yesterday and not a single person posted on it apart from you. I think that’s evidence enough.

>>213509382
I don’t fall your bait dog, I don’t like nuTrek, but I’m not gonna sit here and fight you on it, it’s your life! I just find the endless paragraph swapping annoying as fuck because it does in fact derail the thread.

>>213509404
>everyone says
You'll never speak for everyone, or even a majority of anons here, no matter how desperately you try to meme it into existence.
>waaah you don't like star trek
I like aspects of it. I sure as hell don't fellate the franchise the way the die-hards here do. If that makes me not a fan by your standards, that's all on you. I don't care about your seething standards. Would it kill you to learn I genuinely enjoyed Star Trek V, and have watched it multiple times? Are you going to start seething about how that doesn't conform to whatever you claim popular opinion is? Then I'd like to tell you in advance... I don't care what you claim "popular opinion" to be. I like what I like, and if you can't handle that, too bad.

>>213509481
Sounds like Vietcong resistance network discovers the equivalent of tunnels

>>213509548
the only reason we started doing it now is because it's starting DS9 over from the beginning and it plays all the episodes in order

>>213509497
You’re literally sitting there fighting about it going on five years unless you’ve been standing this whole time. You’re all bots

>>213509536
>I like aspects of it. I sure as hell don't fellate the franchise the way the die-hards here do. If that makes me not a fan by your standards, that's all on you.
Why are you here then if you only like aspects of it? You’re wasting your time
>die-hards
I think you mean “fans”

>>213509536
i mean i don't need anyone to speak for anyone, you just admitted it in your own words. so i no longer need to wonder what exactly your deal is, it's crystal clear now.

>>213509581
>unless you’ve been standing all this time
Kek, got me with this one

>>213509608
You’re not wasting your time?!??!??!? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR EHO SENT YOU

>>213509444
That's your judgment, and fortunately, the judgment of the people who control the franchise's trademarks judged otherwise. And you're assuming LD was nothing but parody, which you only assume because you haven't actually watched it. In my opinion, it simply was needed.
>Why would fans want a show making fun of the shit they enjoy?
Oh, the assumptions, and jumping to conclusions, embedded in what would seem to be a simple sentence. "Fans" doesn't automatically mean "people who fellate the franchise". And LD "makes fun" of the parts I didn't enjoy, like the logical contradictions and the inflated self-importance. What really needs to be explained is why some "fans" treat Trek like some sort of religion that can never be questioned, ready to jump into a jihad at a moment's notice. Is your life really that bereft of meaning?
>>213509497
If the oldtrek geezers had just reacted to that when I first started posting here, none of this shitstorm would have happened. Instead, they brought about what they pretend to oppose, and even now, are desperately trying to meme it into existence.

>>213509608
Can you even conceive of someone that watches Trek without being a fanatic, ready to jump into a jihad at any moment over deviation from whatever they consider orthodoxy? Maybe you should join an actual religion. I think you'll find it a far healthier experience, even if it's the Branch Davidians.

someone could still put a hat on this Weyoun if they were so inclined

>>213509616
Let me guess...what's "crystal clear" to you now is that I'm... blubber blubber sob whine... not a "real fan"! WAAAAAAH

>>213509778
A ten-gallon cowboy hat would fit just fine. Plus it'd be a nice callback to the oldtrek idea of "Wagon Train in space". After all, DS9 was "The

>>213509603
Frakes has great facial range but could only play suave pretty boys. I can see another timeline where he was a game show host instead of an actor/director.

>>213509804
no what's clear to me is what you said. you sat there with your friends feeling smart for "ironically" watching trek and laughing at the idea that it could be earnest. that's why you think it's "taking itself seriously" when all it does is just execute an idea without any subversion.

>>213509832
...Rifleman" in space, with an extra helping of soap opera.

>>213509715
>the judgment of the people who control the franchise's trademarks judged otherwise
It’s very sad that this is how your mind works.

>>213509773
I’m not a fanatic, I just like Star Trek. Not sure what all the verbosity is all about. I don’t need a whole show to dissect and rip apart the stuff I don’t like about a show I enjoy. That’s fodder for articles or whatever.

>>213509849
We noticed the good parts of Trek too; if we didn't, we wouldn't have continued watching it. If you're incapable of noticing the inherently ridiculous aspects of Trek, that doesn't say much for your level of awareness. Does your IQ rise above room temperature?

>>213509843
I thought he was great as a drug dealer in Hill Street Blues

>>213509887
>sad this is how your mind works
You can't contradict that the people who own the trademarks can do whatever they want with the trademarks. They will succeed or fail depending on how well they've read the market for their product. Childhood ends, even for you.
>I don’t need a whole show
Well, I needed such a show, and so did many other people. Why should something be prevented from existing just because it hurts your precious little feelings about your quasi-religion?

>>213509935
Wow. He really needed the beard in that episode.

I miss Bashirfaggot

Just rewatched The Hunted. Gotta say I really like those prolonged security operation sequences in episodes. Kinda like when Data hijacks the enterprise in Brothers

>>213510021
You’ll see them in hell

>>213510048
Is it just me, or does Roga Danar look like the Chosen One from "Kung Pow: Enter The Fist"?

>>213510048
They never explained why Roga Danar didn't show up on sensors. Like they could have scanned for extraneous body heat sources or something but they didn't.

>>213510188
He had a jammer surgically attached to the inside of his asshole

Meta references and self aware writing is poison. Especially when it comes to high concept fantasy like Star Wars, LOTR and Star Trek. The Lower Tranny should kys asap because zhe missed the point of Star Trek entirely.

>>213510225
That would explain why he was always in such a bad mood.

>>213510169
anywhere she is is, by definition, heaven

>>213509832
I think it'd be funny if the hat choice somehow tied into the caption and facial expression but I'm not sure what that would be. I can imagine him wearing a little monocle actually

>>213510282
Dang all the things I’ve said to that person recently got in front of you and you have an affinity for them despite how vile I might found you both. You must feel some type of way about me. The Christmas surrender of 22-23 was pretty nasty. Autism is hell of a drug they tried to bypass all insane shit they said and doxing with “hey listen, we’re nineties kids, we’re just edgy like that” and then she/they/shrek actually started hitting on me and wanted me to come through no lie. Your tranny princess is an obese 40 year old man with tendi haircut and my retarded ass is out of her league yet your fucking life together

>>213510254
oh noes a non-reply reply! am i supposed to feel pwned?
>hurr durr my opinions are objective truth
You come across as someone that has no experience whatsoever with real life. When was the last time you left your room?
>high concept fantasy like Star Wars, LOTR and Star Trek
LMAO. Star Wars is space opera. LOTR was boring; I've tried reading the series multiple times, but always give up because I can't bear to continue. Thank God Rifftrax did the movies. Star Trek is, and always has been, a show for kids. I'm not the one missing the point here.

>>213510438
If I pull up to a hot Vulcan cosplayer and hit her with this line, what would happen

>>213510438
>You must feel some type of way about me.
to paraphrase Picard's words to Gul Madred, I find you a pitiable man

>>213510512
They'll look at you confused because hot Star Trek cosplayers have never watched Star Trek, especially TOS (especially if they're in TOS costumes)

>>213510438
It's truly a singular experience to watch the meds take effect in realtime. Does anyone here speak schizo? Can they translate for the rest of us?

>>213510512
Remember when Uhura sang a song about Spock in front of the whole crew with made up lyrics about he's a sexy, devilish alien Satan who will prey upon female astronauts and Spock just sat there and fucking loved it?

>>213510512
>Vulcan has no moon
JJ Trek BTFO!

>>213510549
>to watch the meds take effect
pretty sure the meds aren't working at all

>>213510541
I just want a charming negress

>>213510592
I have no experience with psychiatric meds, so I assume people become less coherent (and more "manageable") as they take effect.

Notice how they all start posting at once and then all stop posting at once. Weird innit.

>>213509935
This is why I can’t take Trek actors seriously outside of Trek. Only Patrick Stewart and William Shartner since I knew them as general celebrities.

Let TOS begin!

>>213510675
Engage!

>>213510549
BF, the queen of /trek/, asked me to suck my dick in discord vc call. I politely declined. If this means nothing to you, you win. It doesn’t mean anything to me either. Just the winning part. What’s funny is these simps that look at pictures of them before twink death. Bitch is shreck

>>213510549
Not even vc video. Bro is out here catfishing WITH A CULT for backup best case scenario

>>213510670
I saw Terry Farrell in Hellraiser 3
Her best line is
>I love boiling water, it's my specialty!

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>>213510707
>>213510707
>>213510707

>>213510684
Thank you for your attempt, but I think I need someone to translate that for me also. What the hell is a "queen of /trek/"?

>>213510653
Yeah, all the oldtrek geezers suddenly stopped seething. I assumed they went and made their own "secret" thread because they need a "safe space", but apparently not. Did they all get banned? Did the stress of the conversation give them the fatal myocardial infarction they all craved so dearly? Guess we'll have to wait to find out.

>>213510768
Fuck if I know the oldfag armada we’re all sucking eachother off in a big gay polyamorous relationship when we all got here when lower decks came out I’m not even exaggerating haha welcome to the thunder dome of 4chan shitposting if you want fish in a barrel I have dynamite

>>213510752
Little early there, Slim.

>>213510833
I almost understood that one. This like the textual equivalent of someone having marbles in their mouth. But if I understand you correctly, then my "nuTrek cartoon" posting is welcomed, because it gives the regulars an opportunity to do what they love the most, which is to seethe. Which explains why they whine about why I won't leave... because I'm a much more skilled seether than they can even dream of, and don't like being outseethed. They're petulant man-children who want to win, even if they don't deserve a victory. Resolved, then... I will stay here. Indefinitely. And the oldtrek geezers can't complain, because it's literally what they want. Can't disappoint my fans, after all.

M5 turning evil? I am shocked!

>>213510635
>I have no experience with psychiatric meds
we can tell, bro

>>213510684
>asked me to suck my dick in discord vc call
Are you even flexible enough to do that?

>>213508685
You’re doing it right now