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Anonymous No.213504426 >>213504467 >>213504510 >>213504866 >>213504969 >>213505099 >>213505229 >>213505905 >>213507294 >>213507302 >>213507342 >>213507348 >>213507374 >>213509250 >>213510870 >>213511057 >>213511600
>Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
Anonymous No.213504467
>>213504426 (OP)
Do you have a moment to solve insanely intricate puzzles while I quote comic book characters?
Anonymous No.213504510
>>213504426 (OP)
Perhaps, but before I commit, have you ever smelled a real blueberry pie?
Anonymous No.213504534 >>213506460
Chloe is cute. Too bad Sophie got bogged.
Anonymous No.213504593 >>213505905 >>213505938 >>213506541 >>213511307
that was kinda rude
Anonymous No.213504622 >>213505039 >>213506068
I find it very interesting that Mormons believe we existed before our flesh forms and we agreed to enter these flesh forms beforehand, with a memory wipe being part of the process we consented to. They believe we'll be given our former memories and transcend to greater beings in their version of the apocalypse, with our experience in the flesh having allowed us to learn and become greater. Something along those lines, I'm sure my explanation is off in a few ways.

As a Christian I find this belief very suspicious. Seems like a set up to trick you into consenting to demonic possession, under the guise of you reuniting with your "former consciousness" that the demon will claim to be. Possible Antichrist deception? Take the mark of the beast and you'll be permanently merged with a demon?
Anonymous No.213504630 >>213504848
Mormons follow a false prophet
Anonymous No.213504726 >>213504964
>2,000 years of pointless obsession and endless violence around some nonsensical judaic texts and arguments about who is the true "prophet" or true "messiah"
so fucking gay desu
Anonymous No.213504848 >>213508262
>>213504630
Mormonism is quite clever. That shit is so wacky that it's even too crazy for non-whites. As a consequence, they don't have hordes of 3rd world converts attached to the religion like Catholicism.
Anonymous No.213504866 >>213505181 >>213505333
>>213504426 (OP)
FUCK Sophie Thatcher
Anonymous No.213504964 >>213505143
>>213504726
Shalom Rabbi
Anonymous No.213504969 >>213505950
>>213504426 (OP)
>Certainly. What would you neo-gnostic masonic arian cultists like to know about Him?
Anonymous No.213505039 >>213509131 >>213511627
>>213504622
I find it interesting how there's such a fascination with Mormons in gay porn
Anonymous No.213505099
>>213504426 (OP)
>Mormons
>Not fake Christians
Anonymous No.213505143
>>213504964
>calls someone complaining about judaic texts "rabbi"
whats the meme I'm missing here? makes zero sense on its own
Anonymous No.213505181 >>213505203 >>213506045
>>213504866
FUCK Sophie Nelisse (superior Yellowjackets girl)
Anonymous No.213505203
>>213505181
For me, it's the girl who plays Lottie
Anonymous No.213505229 >>213505482
>>213504426 (OP)
Man, I need to have SEX
Anonymous No.213505333 >>213505364 >>213505675
>>213504866
Yes (within marriage).
Anonymous No.213505364
>>213505333
She looks like she farts
Anonymous No.213505402 >>213505419
I don't know if I could resist two cute, young girls at my door like that.
Anonymous No.213505419
>>213505402
Only thing sweeter would be free fucking pizza
Anonymous No.213505457 >>213505793
What's wrong with her fucking lip
Anonymous No.213505482
>>213505229
What the heck is going on with you guys?
Anonymous No.213505675
>>213505333
and only missionary style for procreation
Anonymous No.213505793
>>213505457
Scooter accident. She lost some of her teeth too.
Anonymous No.213505905 >>213507118 >>213507155
>>213504426 (OP)
>>213504593
Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses deserve public mocking and humiliation every second of the day they're in public trying to convince people to join their cults.

Christianity is nothing but a Semitic lie, but these two offshoot sects of Protestantism are shamefully embarrassing.
Anonymous No.213505938
>>213504593
what a bitches
Anonymous No.213505950
>>213504969
>Mormonism
>Jesus Christ
>Posting an image of an occultist sect of Catholicism
>Neo-Gnostic
You have zero idea what you're talking about and it's embarrassing. For you.
Anonymous No.213506045
>>213505181
Her body is honestly amazing.
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213506068 >>213506183
>>213504622
lmao reading about theology is very interesting because you really quickly realizes how all these religions are just recycled garbage from other places.
Like that shit about existing before the flesh forms and agreeing to enter it and then "say cheese" god wipes out our memory like a MIB agent, that's literally what most muslims believe, so the Mormon Mohammad wend and took shit from Islam Muhammad and created a new christain religion and immediately got millions of retards following him, fascinating isn't it?
there are no words that perfectly describe the majority of humans than "retarded nigger cattle" because that's exactly what they are for believing in these types of shit and taking them so seriously to the point of killing each other over it
Anonymous No.213506183 >>213506601 >>213506690 >>213506928 >>213507250 >>213507301 >>213507909 >>213508702
>>213506068
Every religion is about working your way to heaven / salvation / escaping the matrix / escaping the prison planet / reincarnating into a better life. Every religion is about glorifying yourself instead of God. Mormonism, JWs, Islam, Buddhists, Gnostics, etc, all a copy and paste of each other.

Christianity is the only religion that is different, since the only thing that saves you is belief and belief alone. Glorifying God and the perfect work He already performed, instead of yourself.
Anonymous No.213506196 >>213506419
I got black out drunk when I watched this movie so I don't remember anything. Should I rewatch it?
Anonymous No.213506419
>>213506196
Do it
Anonymous No.213506460
>>213504534
Chloe has a ton of ugly tattoos however
Anonymous No.213506541 >>213506679
>>213504593
Sister Barnes would have survived if those bully chicks would have molested them for the rest of the day...it really makes you think...
Anonymous No.213506601
>>213506183
>Just believe in it and you'll go there when you die anon
>Implying with belief you can create your own afterlife
Anonymous No.213506611
I actually fucked a mormon chick in college...it was benis in vagena sex, i kinda wish she would have been one of those that make you fuck their asses...or those are christian chicks?
Anonymous No.213506679
>>213506541
hot
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213506690 >>213507545
>>213506183
Christianity is a more muttified religion than all of them because it has a piece of every garbage religion in existence in it
and you are brainwashed into thinking its unique, the only unique thing about it is it's the only one that has, since day one, spend all its effort into brainwashing and gaslighting their own followers. Also, Christianity is the only one among all of them that a 7 yo little girl can take its logic, tore it into pieces and take a shit on it.
A christian Gnostic can come up to any chrsitian who believes in mainstream Christianity and tell him yehweh is this and that and boom you just lost a member, its that easy to pull out Christianity from its root because it was made for slaves and NPCs not real people but pls dont let me stop you from enjoying living like an extremely annoying retard who worships a fucking a jew
Anonymous No.213506711
I fapped to this a ton of times...
Anonymous No.213506928 >>213507014 >>213507545
>>213506183
Christianity is about glorifying yourself too. The whole "sinners need to be saved" schtick reeks of absolute condescension and classism.

The only "religion" (if you can call it that, more of a philosophy) that has been proven true repeatedly in our age of reason is Daoism:

>Daoism, also spelled Taoism, is a philosophy and religion that emphasizes living in harmony with the Tao (道), which is often translated as "the Way" or "the Path." Central to Daoist beliefs is the idea that the universe operates according to an underlying natural order, and that humans should strive to align themselves with this order for well-being and fulfillment.

We see it in action every day with the elderly people especially in asian countries who might not be rich but still lead long fulfilling lives, because they have surrendered/aligned themselves to society's natural order and have found strength in unity of their peers.

But yea no western establishment would touch it with a ten-foot pole because of its allusions to socialism/communism (which the religion of gnosticism that jesus preached also alludes to, but modern christianity has nothing to do with jesus' teachings but Paul/Saul's retcons instead).
Anonymous No.213507014 >>213507069
>>213506928
Pure Reddit.
Anonymous No.213507069
>>213507014
Reddit balks at anything Chinese so no.
Shintoism would make those soibois go gaga though.
China is basically anti-reddit.
Anonymous No.213507118 >>213507271
>>213505905
>Christianity is nothing but a Semitic lie
Nope. This has been debunked already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT_RUdBTlp4
Anonymous No.213507155 >>213508262
>>213505905
the mormons are actually the only Christcuck cult that isnt fucking retards. Th understand the symbolism rather than kike worshiping drool fest. They understand real history and knew Israelites were Aryans and were north america millenia ago
Anonymous No.213507250
>>213506183
There's a book you should read called The Antichrist
Anonymous No.213507271
>>213507118
>debunked
We got us a legit, dyed in the wool retard here
Anonymous No.213507294
>>213504426 (OP)
I had a couple of JW people show up to my door a few weeks ago and give me this schpiel. I slammed the door in thier face mid sentence.
Anonymous No.213507301
>>213506183
I rarely see a deranged and delusional post of this magnitude. Whatever you are on up he dosage
Anonymous No.213507302
>>213504426 (OP)
YABBA DABBA DOO I’D DO ANYTHING TO TALK TO YOU TWO HOTTIES
Anonymous No.213507342
>>213504426 (OP)
You know. The phantom menace?
Anonymous No.213507348 >>213507435
>>213504426 (OP)
Just let them tell you about it until they get to the point where they explain the 3 tier afterlife system and then you can pop off about their biblical illiteracy and how all that shit is nowhere in the first two testaments and John the Baptist was the last prophet. Im actually thankful I met them because they got me to pick up a bible and start reading it and it was very rewarding to educate myself and learn how full of shit their religion is.
>inb4 le ebin atheist says all religion is fake hahaha
Anonymous No.213507374
>>213504426 (OP)
I just spoke to him last night before heading to bed, you two can try the next house down the road.
Anonymous No.213507393
Reminder that the ancient Egyptian religion is the true one.
Anonymous No.213507435
>>213507348
>the 3 tier afterlife system
QRD?
Anonymous No.213507545 >>213508330
>>213506690
>>213506928
Holy shit these posts are so cringe they’ll bring people to Christ
Anonymous No.213507909
>>213506183
>In the faith in what? In the love for what? In the hope of what? These weaklings!—they also, forsooth, wish to be the strong some time; there is no doubt about it, some time their kingdom also must come—"the kingdom of God" is their name for it, as has been mentioned:[Pg 51] they are so meek in everything! Yet in order to experience that kingdom it is necessary to live long, to live beyond death,—yes, eternal life is necessary so that one can make up for ever for that earthly life "in faith," "in love," "in hope." Make up for what? Make up by what? Dante, as it seems to me, made a crass mistake when with awe-inspiring ingenuity he placed that inscription over the gate of his hell, "Me too made eternal love": at any rate the following inscription would have a much better right to stand over the gate of the Christian Paradise and its "eternal blessedness"—"Me too made eternal hate"—granted of course that a truth may rightly stand over the gate to a lie! For what is the blessedness of that Paradise? Possibly we could quickly surmise it; but it is better that it should be explicitly attested by an authority who in such matters is not to be disparaged, Thomas of Aquinas, the great teacher and saint. "Beati in regno celesti" says he, as gently as a lamb, "videbunt pœnas damnatorum, ut beatitudo illis magis complaceat."
Anonymous No.213508262 >>213511170
>>213504848
*Laughs in pacific islander mormons

>>213507155
>mormons
>Christian
You excited to back to school?
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213508330 >>213508735
>>213507545
holy shit you are an absolute retard who probably has never even read the desert books of the shitskins
you are probably a shitskin yourself like your christ
Anonymous No.213508702
>>213506183
I agree for the most part. Catholicism is the way. But this:
>the only thing that saves you is belief and belief alone
What about good deeds? That's why God gave us free will. According to theology, even if you are an Atheist, you're still able to recognize evil. Accepting Christ is one thing, but choosing to do good, whether you've been converted or not, is more relevant to salvation.
Anonymous No.213508735 >>213509157
>>213508330
I’m not even Christian you’re just a pathetic tripfag attention whore thinking you have something worthwhile and novel to say about the bible, that next to the other guys post about how eastern religions and socialism are better in “our age of reason” makes me physically recoil.

Seems like anyone who’s enough of a faggot midwit to think they have some devastating novel insight about the most debated thing in the world for 2000 years ends up being an insufferable Redditor
Anonymous No.213508759
anyone else get these ads?
Anonymous No.213509131
>>213505039
Lot of ex-Mormons in Hollywood. Sophie and Chloe are, and I imagine there’s a lot of ex-Mormons who fag out after fleeing to Hollywood
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213509157 >>213509534
>>213508735
>I’m not even Christian
I know what you are, faggot, a seething shitskin otherwise why would you be "physical recoiled" at me saying stuff like yeshua was a shitksin and yehweh doesn't exist? because this is the truth you can cope all you want. I'm right and you are brown
Anonymous No.213509250
>>213504426 (OP)
These ones I would ACTUALLY tell them, don't suck my cock noooo!
Anonymous No.213509372
You guys are just pretending to be retarded right
Anonymous No.213509534
>>213509157
I’m white, not religious, and I absolutely guarantee you any other athiest white guy you give your epic takedown of the bible to thinks you’re a fucking idiot too, go try it in person and watch them attempt to hide the fact they’re physically cringing at you
>why would you be "physical recoiled" at me
Why is it always the ESL nigger calling anyone else a shitskin
Anonymous No.213509702 >>213509831
God is the Truth, and the only way to the Truth is Jesus Christ. This is not debatable. Act upon this piece of knowledge like your civilization depended on it.
Anonymous No.213509831 >>213510057 >>213510087
>>213509702
Judaism is older and they control the world. Should I convert to Judaism?
Anonymous No.213509922
>the one on the right is a dummy
>she becomes columbo towards the end
Anonymous No.213510057 >>213511507
>>213509831
Rabbinical Judaism is not older, it only formed after the destruction of the Temple
Anonymous No.213510087 >>213511507
>>213509831
you gotta be born Jewish
Anonymous No.213510870
>>213504426 (OP)
Not with you wearing that much clothing, I don't. Come in............
Anonymous No.213511057
>>213504426 (OP)
I don't get this
Anonymous No.213511170
>>213508262
>Church of Latter-day saints of Jesus Christ
>not Christian
I see we have the intellectual weighing in on this thread
Anonymous No.213511307
>>213504593
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.213511507
>>213510057
But they seem to be doing better today than any other religious people. In terms of money and power.

>>213510087
So the people who have already converted didn't benefit in any way?
Anonymous No.213511600 >>213511735
>>213504426 (OP)
I definitely have a moment to spare for Sister Paxton. Sister Barnes can uh....wait outside or something. I dunno, I'm not gonna tell her what to do.
Anonymous No.213511627
>>213505039
Fags have wanted to fuck the messengers of God since the days of Sodom.
Anonymous No.213511735
>>213511600
I'm sorry but we don't allow homosexuals into our church