Thread 213505443

>character is in his 30s
>still lives with his parents

Holy fuck can you imagine?

>>213505443 (OP)
Hahahaha oh man that's a good one OP. Imagine that he's still a VIRGIN on top of that. Boy that's movie-tier comedy

>>213505443 (OP)
That's like 1/3 of 30somethings in this modern hellspace we laughingly call a society.

I have a friend who's like 40 and still lives with his parents, nobody ever gave a shit about it, nobody ever brings it up at all, nobody cares

Actually pretty common in this economy

>>213506001
Women care. The cool guy around his age with a wife and kids at his office cars. His zoomer colleagues care. His political enemies care. His nemesis cares. People care.

>>213506122
I don't care

living with parents is max comfy as long as you are making good money
free meals, free rent, free laundry
best route to afford a good house in a nice neighborhood
moving into a shit apartment or having roomates is the shit move

>>213505443 (OP)
I don't have to imagine

>>213505443 (OP)
>Character in hes 30s
>never had sex and still lives at home
HAHAHAHAHHA talk about fiction

It's not over for me yet...

>>213506168
im 31 and moved out to a shitty apartment and regret it heavily, shouldve just stayed home, i can't get laid anymore anyways

>>213506168
>>213506304
If you can't get laid there's no point in moving out. If having your own place only gives you a slightly better shot at sex but you're still hopeless overall why waste that extra money?

I'm turning 40 this month and live with my parents although I had an apartment at one time.

>was a NEET living with mom until around 28yo
>stopped DotA and drinking cold turkey
>reapplied to uni
>put serious effort in trying to acquire gf
>started sending out applications for any shitty part-time job I could get
now I've got a wife, a very cute 1-year-old kid, and a BSc... feels like the last few years have been a dream, especially the pandemic years

>>213506803
gj anon, maybe some day I'll get there too. idk I just don't trust myself to take any initiative.

>>213505902
lmao, imagine that loser not having a job either

>>213505443 (OP)
My dad lived with his parents until they died of old age (with a 10ish year stint making a family).

>>213506001
Tell me you're a foreigner without telling me you're a foreigner

When I was 16 my mom caught me fucking my sister's best friend doggystyle completely naked.

She then sent me to live with my dad and stepmom who then kicked me out on my 18th birthday.

Now my mom asked me to move back in with her because the vaccine made her permanently disabled. The vaccine I told her not to take, and because I told her I wasn't taking it she banned me from all family gatherings from that time period that started with the Vax rollout and ended with the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

>>213507034
I literally started getting looping intrusive thoughts about me being a useless retard when doing things w/o any goals in mind, that's how I got the majority of my initative and agency back lol
after that I started actively realizing that I'm missing out on life, that I'm a huge burden on my mom, etc... anyway thanks anon, and good luck

>>213506246
why is his dad hitler

>>213506304
Im just happy to have no one else around. Id only move back in with my dad if he needed care.

>>213507336
His sister's best friend?
Albert Einstein

>>213507336
Your sisters best friend was a dude wasn't he.

How old is too old to turn your life around

>>213507336
Least insane red deerfag

My uncle is in his 50s now and still lives in the house he grew up in. Both his parents died in the past five years and now the house is his. My mother is selling it and giving him a third, keeping a third for herself (half of which will go to my sister and I) and giving the other third to her other brother. And for most of his life he's been a NEET. But he's a very interesting person, he's gay, never came out to the family, but he has a lot of rich friends and has travelled the world. Most of his friends are really really glamorous women. And yet he's depressed and has tried to kill himself a few times.

>>213505443 (OP)
I was watching a 2002 episode of The Practice the other night and the defendant (who was guilty of course) had to take the stand to allay the jury’s concerns about him being 30 and living with his mom even with a 200k a year stem job. The district attorney tore him up on cross and suggested he must be a murderer who wants to fuck his mom because of this

>>213507844
it's just a matter of willpower

>>213508067
Interesting, let’s take a look at some of the writers:
>Shapiro
>Goldsmith
>Lichtman
>Stern
Huh who could have guessed.

>character is above 18
>still posts frogs on redditchan

>>213505443 (OP)
>>character is in his 30s
>>still lives with his parents
>Holy fuck can you imagine?
Its 2025 bro. Its kinda the norm now.