Thread 213507450

First look at Sarah Michelle Gellar as BUFFY SUMMERS in Hulu's upcoming revival series

Kingston Vernes and Ryan Kiera Armstrong are playing the male and female leads anchoring the younger cast; Carson and Nova, high school students whose romantic relationship develops after both undergo supernatural transformations.

I hope they do a crossover episode with Scooby Doo.

>>213507450 (OP)
Whedon must be seething

>>213507450 (OP)
She's old and pruny but at least she's not a fat cow

>>213507564
Whedon signed off on it. It's always been in his contract he has first dibs on any Buffy shit.

>>213507643
Then why isn’t he involved? It’s his baby

>>213507450 (OP)
Still cute.

>>213507450 (OP)
will they have a BRONZE replacement or can alphoomers not relate to shitty clubs

>>213507597
Still a goddess.

>>213507771
This had a plot somehow, there should be more than one slayer

>>213507798
She's let herself go in a BIG way

>>213507471
>name the mexican slayer nova

>>213507450 (OP)
unrecognizable or a clone

>>213507798
she was probably underage here but already incerdible bod, when was this?

>>213507798
she was 15 you sick fuck!

>>213507597
Would milk and drink everyday

>>213507597
Ew too fucking fat

>>213507450 (OP)
Ew what is that feminist outfit? Where's the girly shit?

>>213507450 (OP)
>those hands

>>213507597
mommy!

>>213507597
>>213507798
Getting old is bullshit.

>>213507698
How do you know he isn't? He created the whole universe. He'll get an EP credit.

>>213509228
According to all the reporting so far, he is not involved at all. Not even as an EP

>>213508878
>women must now have sexy hands for men
it never ends with you does it?

>>213509303
>According to all the reporting so far
Of course they wouldn't report it. Anon, it's his IP. Even back in 1996 when the original show was getting made they had to approach him to be a part of it. That's how he got involved.

>>213507450 (OP)
>Sarah Milfchelle Gellar

>>213509309
Always have. For what other purpose is the manicure?
Anyway, her hands are sexy.

>>213507698
The choice is clear:
>Get involved, put up with Pedowood bullshit, and have to answer to retard snowflakes
OR
>Don't get involved, do zero work, collect $$$

C;mon, cornpop.

>>213509408
I understand why he would be involved. But he isn’t. George Lucas created SW but he wasn’t an EP for the sequels

Fucking dumb bringing a geriatric woman back to destroy her legacy. I have to assume she is producing.

>>213507597
>acts like she is oblivious to being obese now
It really is a mental illness.

>>213509607
SMG refused to sign on when they wanted a negro slayer. So yeah she's definitely a producer of this one. She's older than Giles was when Buffy began. I don't think this is a good idea.

>>213509571
> But he isn’t.
He is. Understand, anon, Whedon has it in his contract he has to be allowed first refusal rights. They legally have to come to him. If he chooses to be involved, that's up to him, but he's getting paid either way.

On top of that, it looks like Hannigan is involved and she's still BFFs with him. She wouldn't be taking part if he was against it. He's involved, they are just keeping it quiet.

>>213509309
The hands just indicate how ridiculous the mask she is wearing on her face is. Some fucking Silence of the Lambs shit.

>>213507698
Whedon is still box office strychnine

>>213507597
eww

>>213509809
It wasnt because Buffy was black

>>213507471
big eyebrows

>>213507450 (OP)
>Hulu
Another Hulu original? How do they do it?

>>213507450 (OP)
So is it a legitimate sequel? Why would we need another slayer slaying when Buffy is the strongest one to have ever lived?

>>213507597
Built like a tank

>>213510134
>Why would we need another slayer slaying when Buffy is the strongest one to have ever lived?
Did you not watch the (disastrous) final season? Buffy and Willow activated ALL of the potential slayers.
If you haven't, then don't

>>213508855
>anon literally makes up things to get mad at

>>213510079
hurm

>>213507450 (OP)
And she dies in the first scene so they can have a new slayer and "Scooby gang".

>>213510134

If it was up to me i would make it so that Buffy gave up after Dawn´s death. I could totally buy that THAT would be the one thing not even Buffy could bounce back from.

But hey, the world still needs a slayer.

>>213510337
Idiot

>>213507597
the only thing I find more disgusting than fat people is fat people trying to move quick. it's so fucking gross to me and makes me want to obliterate their knees so they are forced to walk or roll everywhere. I don't even know why it disgusts me to such an extent.

>>213510079
Still fit.

>>213507597
That waddle

>>213510241
I know that's what happened. None of them are competent at slaying because The Watch were all killed off.

cool ask my sister if she would watch this, also, I heard she's been slaying her fellow actors

>>213509841
>just trust me bro
No. I don’t think I will.

>>213510661
Congratulations, you're not a faggot.

No Dawn then lol

>>213510079
New girl is cute.

>>213507597
good lord

>>213507597
>i eat 6000 donuts a year emurika fuck yeah

>>213507597
fucking clickbait
there was no fat cow

>>213511546
She's a talentless nepobaby tho.

>>213508855
Oh that what they doing. Pass on this show

>>213507597
>MADE FOR MILKING

>>213511863
Its fake, anon. He’s been spamming his lesbian fanfic for weeks.

>>213508855
Yep I can see this being the case. Bob iger and AI are a curse

>>213508855
I really don't like the outfit either. The shoulder pads are really YASSS queen gay. Actually makes me think the lead character is going to become Trans at some point? Is the actress confirmed a girl? I can't watch gay shit anymore

>>213511863
>believes random MS paint text for no reason

>>213511919
Proof its fake? Or you just talking out of your ass? What insider knowledge do you have

>>213511807
you ok there dude?

>>213508855
According to the leaks there's basically all woke stereotypes

The new buffy is "shy" like willow so definitely gives some strong indication they could merge the stories. That would be frustrating? Kinda like The Force Awakens. We believe it's gonna be this great new thing instead they just rip off A New Hope. Pissed me off.

>>213512006
How about "proof it's real"? Given it's just some random text scribbled down with poor grammar.

>>213508855
>MFW SMG at 63 yo has more hair than a literal teenager

My god balding girls are disgusting. Get some hair uggo

>>213512134
retard

>>213512107
How about the proof is all the media around it doing this and Disney copies what's popular? It's not a reach. It's up to you to prove Disney doesn't copy other media. Can you?

>>213512067
There are no leaks.

>>213512205
>It's not a reach
So it is just madeup bullshit then? Thanks for admitting that.

>>213512006
He’s the insider, anon. Ask him for proof. All we know so far is that the new slayer’s love interest is a white guy.
He also thinks that Armstrong is a lesbian which should be easy enough to verify.

>>213507450 (OP)
Who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to bring back all these old actors to do a new season of the show after 20 years?

What's next? Revival of Dick Van Dyke show?

>>213512205
retard alert

>>213507597
very nice

Seething about the idea of lesbians in a buffy the vampire slayer sequel sort of gives the game away, lads.

>>213508878
First thing to go when a woman passes 30.

>>213512340
Who’s the lesbian? The Asian? the new slayer’s “crush” is a guy named Carson so it’s not her

>>213507698
Whedon owns the IP and gets a big check for allowing it, which he could need because of the fact that he's never going to get any major work again. If he tried to hold out to demand a bigger role, it probably would have killed production anyways, so he didn't actually have any leverage.

>>213512398
No one. He's talking about the guy making up fake character stuff.

>>213510079
nice
nice and tight

>>213507450 (OP)
I thought she was playing a non-ugly version of Hilary Clinton.

>>213513392
Young Hill dawg was very cute

>>213512233
That's not me bro, just a troll

>>213507450 (OP)
such a gorgeous woman

>>213512398
>>213508855 he's saying because the actress
Is a lesbian it's a red flag that the character will be.

>>213514310
It remains made up bullshit.

>>213507597
I would blow rasberries into her beautiful plump tummy before turning her over and hilting myself in her wobbling assmeat. Good lord, if women don't want to be objectified they shouldn't have such perfectly sexable bodies.

>>213514347
>he

>>213514347
The actress isn’t a lesbian, though. And neither is the character.

>Kingston Vernes (The Survivor) has been cast in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot, which has a pilot order at Hulu. He will be a guest star in the pilot, with the character envisioned as a major recurring character if the project goes to series. Ryan Kiera Armstrong stars as the new slayer — an introverted high-school student named Nova — in the untitled Buffyverse offshoot, which Sarah Michelle Gellar executive produces in addition to reprising her signature role as Buffy Summers. Vernes will play Carson, a Junior Olympian and popular student at New Sunnydale Academy who is the object of Nova’s (Armstrong) crush and starts noticing her after a life-changing event.
https://deadline.com/2025/07/buffy-reboot-kingston-vernes-cast-hulu-pilot-1236474553/

>>213514347
The actress is not a lesbian. You made that up too.

>>213514376
Prove it?

>>213514413
See >>213512107

>>213514398
>He will be a guest star in the pilot, with the character envisioned as a major recurring character if the project goes to series.

So... Riley? Bro if you want me to believe you over him you gotta bring something tangible

>>213507450 (OP)
Strong hands

>>213514431
After reading this >>213514398 the description actually sounds like he's gonna be Larry. He's probably the gay one. Or like her season 3 bf. What's his name

>>213514499
The tangible is that you are holding up the scribblings of a seething homophobe and everyone else is saying "that's probably wrong or highly exaggerated"

>>213509228
>He created the whole universe. He'll get an EP credit.
He wrote and directed the 1992 film which the TV show was later based on?

>>213514618
I don’t think that anon is a homophobe. It seems like she (he) wants the new slayer and the actress playing her to be gay.

>>213514640
Joss wrote the '92 movie

>>213514640
>Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a 1992 American comedy vampire film directed by Fran Rubel Kuzui and written by Joss Whedon.

>>213514640
He wrote the initial screenplay but did not direct and complained that the studio made too many changes, which is why he went back to it for TV

>>213514640
ahhhhhhhhh
ohhhhh
eaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>213514640
>Writer Whedon sold the film to country singer Dolly Parton's production company, Sandollar, in the fall of 1991. Production was limited to five weeks to accommodate Luke Perry's Beverly Hills, 90210 filming schedule. Whedon was inspired by Night of the Comet for the film's story.
>Whedon was involved in an advisory role early in the production but departed after becoming dissatisfied with the direction the film was taking. Executives at 20th Century Fox removed many of Whedon's jokes, believing the humor to be too abstract for audiences. They also disliked the darker elements in Whedon's original script, wanting to make it a lighter comedy.
The show was aiming to better realize his original idea.

>>213511458
TOO FUCKING SOON!

>>213507597
Imagine you sitting on your chair and she starts slamming her heavy ass and pussy down on your cock.

>>213512205
>It's not a reach
It's also not proof, or even remotely near.

>>213514955
If anything that's an admission that it's just random scribblings based on nothing

>>213508855
>casted

>>213507597
holy truckosaurus

>>213514618
It's literally only you saying it's wrong and you're so sure about it with no proof he's wrong

>>213514955
>>213515009
Yall lesbians or something? Your defensiveness is highly sus

>>213515137
lmao I’m the op and I made it up

>>213515137
>>213515180
>more posts about lesbians

>>213508855
Wait this is actually true? They fucking woked Buffy? Fucking bullshitand don't give me that well it was always woke fuckshit. Xander was the reason it wasn't woke and now they replaced him with literal garbage

Worst thing is hearing all you idiots defend this woke shit on 4chan. Neck yourselves you cross dressing freaks

>>213512134
I noticed the girl is literally combing her hair down to hide her receding hairline lmao

>>213515333
yeah it’s all real lmao

>>213507450 (OP)
Sigh.
beauty is but a flash in an actress’s life

>>213515450
Problem with casting people with ugly hair is they only get one good look. No versatility. Look at how had the lesbian show that inspired this reboot Wednesday. Snood literally needs a wig or else she can't look good. And Wednesday is hated because of the bad aesthetics of season 2

>>213508855
What esl jeet made this

>>213515450
She’s very cute

>>213507450 (OP)
hot hag

>>213515574
I’m literally whiter than you

>>213510079
new girl is cute. god damn it sucks seeing buffy this old. when it was playing I was a junior in high school. I can't even put my finger on what makes her look so old. lack of face fat?

>>213515609
Bro you're being wheird

>>213515590
Buffy was cute and hot. This girl cute but you think you gonna see her in a black mini raincoat? Gonna see her getting tiedup? No cause this shit is woke trash

>>213515609
Why did you make so many spelling and grammatical errors chad

What’s even the point in making this? Buffy was a product of the time and none of these little kids are removed compelling. What the little slayer gonna be posting to Instagram and broadcasting herself slaying on TikTok? Just fuckin end it already. No one wants to see this lmao

>>213515609
>>213515205
Is >>213514376


Angry that he was losing the argument and decided to become a troll? Thinking that would help his case. It's just proof that there will be gay shenanigans

>>213516091
bruh

>>213516145
It's one of you guys. It's like the Thing

>>213507450 (OP)
holy shit granny hands

>>213507798
that's a lot of ass for a white girl in the early-90s.

>>213507450 (OP)

Who else is coming back?

>>213516786
There’s unconfirmed rumors that Alexa Swinton will be playing Dawn’s daughter. SMG cited And Just Like That as a primary inspiration for the revival

>>213516517
Shes 48, it happens

>>213507450 (OP)
I really hope this isn't awful, but I can't imagine it being more than decent.

My man Giles better appear.

Video of Ryan on set. Not really getting dyke vibes.

>>213518016
Never watched the original but will probably tune in for this cutie

So will they just pretend Xander never existed?

>>213507698
Because everyone hates him and they gave him a ton of money to stay away. The Buffy set used to be a nightmare for everyone and he was a huge reason why.

>>213518016
>choker
Nice

>>213509809
I hope she invites Seth Green to write some zingers for her

without Whedon they need to find a way to make the dialogue at least half as witty as what he would write

>>213512134
zoomers nowadays are born with gigaforeheads

>>213518016
wonder if there will be beach episodes

>>213518198
>Buffy… it’s me, Xander. Remember?

>>213507597
Delicious

>>213509809
>She's older than Giles was when Buffy began. I don't think this is a good idea.

Agreed, it's going to be awful. Preachy, no humor, weaker cast. The time to make this was a decade ago. Youngest member of the original cast is dead which is going to create a situation I'm sure they handle poorly.

>>213519066

>Following his August 2021 arrest, Brendon suffered from paralysis in his genitals and legs. Two months later, he underwent another spinal surgery, during which his spinal cord was punctured, resulting in a cerebrospinal fluid leak.[51] In 2022, Brendon suffered a heart attack and was diagnosed with a congenital heart defect.[52]

>paralysis in his genitals

>>213507450 (OP)
*PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAP*
AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

>>213507450 (OP)
looks somewhat healthy she looked very anorexic in the photos i saw of her on her socials when michelle trachenjew died

>>213507597
oh my sweet goodness. i would drink from her butt every day of the week.

>>213507717
She really was gorgeous.

>>213507450 (OP)
looks like time slayed buffy... he he...

>>213507597
this bitch better do a nude scene, I refuse to believe she is that bulgy...

>>213510134
I have a question for you Buffyfags, what parallel stories/side plots that were left unanswered in both Buffy and Angel that could get back to be explored?

>>213519406
>paralysis in his genitals
what does that feel like

No Whedon No Thank you.
Expect a 6 episodes "season" then a swift cancellation.

>>213507643
this is blatantly inaccurate. Whedon doesn't own the rights to Buffy, the Chinese couple does.

>>213514837

I miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe ;_;

>>213510079
YOU JUST KNOW

>white protagonist
I don't think so, bro. I expect her to die first episode and be replaced by a latina slayer.

>>213521284
She’s being replaced, thats the whole idea. But the new slayer is white>>213518016

>>213507450 (OP)
wow so old

>>213520521
Nothing.

>>213521345
the new slayer will die first episode and be replace by a black slayer called Buffandra

>>213521509
>Female actress auditioning with Whedon

>>213521509
Photoshop 'Jizz' onto the side of that carton.

>>213521565
get ai to do it.

SMG is the reason I'm not anti-Semitic

Jenna ortega's sister is a 10, Why isn't she famous instead? Plus 0 bogging.

>>213508982
Lol, it's funny because it's not an exaggeration in the slightest. Science and biology deem women over 30 as geriatric.

>>213509309
I'm a handfag not a footfag

>>213522087
>Jenna ortega's sister is a 10
proofs?

>>213522786
her older sister beat both

>>213522823
sexy family. Dad had some good sperm.

>>213507450 (OP)
Will Michelle Trachtenberg be in this?

Wow she looks fucking great and escaped the Bog curse, based woman

>>213508982
>>213522109

>>213521509
This would be me if the carton was labelled "Sarah Michelle Gellar breastmilk"

>>213520736
You can read the book on the show getting made. It's in Joss's contract that they have to ask if he wants to be included in a project. There is no reason for Berman to lie about it. That was all the way back when he was a virtual nobody in 1996.

>>213522786
chubby little potato

>>213520521
It's not hard.

>>213509877
He is? He wrote the Avengers no? Toy Story, Cabin in the Woods. He seems like the opposite.

>>213507597
lol all these thirsty comments
you guys are dogs

>>213523464
heh.

>>213514640
>WRITTEN BY JOSS WHEDON
Bottom left of your pic you dumb ass cock smoking little bitch

>>213522868
THEY STILL GOT IT

>>213507597
SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>213507597
At that age who the fuck gives a shit about their weight?

>>213510079
pedo jews are still pedo creeps even without whedon? but how?

>>213508855
OK it's over won't watch

>>213507597
Perfect

>>213508855
Wtf are we doing. God has abandoned us

>>213521464
You joke but the truth is this show is about making all girls slayers and create spinoff.

>>213522109
Science or "science"?

i'd rather there were no returning characters
i don't want to realize how old i am

>>213525985
>You joke
i was not

>>213510079
>that side-eye and shy smile to the camera
Fug.

>>213510079
SMG's form shows she's still able to do the martial arts aspect, but did they take the new girl without any fighting/stunt or even gym experience?

>>213507450 (OP)
I don't see any haglines so that's impressive, still youthful puffy cheeks. The grandma hands though.

>>213507450 (OP)
reminds me of alex lynx
now i gotta abuse my penis