itt Shameful /tv/ wanks

>>213507557 (OP)
They're both dead

I jerked to the chick on the right once damn she looked good in that

>>213507718
absolutely disgusting

>>213507557 (OP)

>>213507820
You couldn’t pay me

what does sex feel like bros

>>213507557 (OP)
Shameful how that scene was hot

>>213507872
this should be the bar if they're gonna use that lazy style of circle eyes south park mouth

D.J. Qualls... is alive!!?!

how old was the actress who played Tony's sister in Skins?

>>213507595
I think that's DJ Qualls and he isn't dead bro.

>>213507940
Nope. RIP

>>213507557 (OP)
>Today I find out DJ Qualls is married to Ty Olssen

I'm sorry, WHAT?!?

>>213508272
>During the "Hank Breastfeeding on the MILF" scene, Jim Carrey unknowingly latched onto Shannon Whirry's right-nipple; he thought she was wearing a prop at first, until he tasted it and quickly found out that they are genuinely her lactating ample breasts. Carrey explains: "It's very rare that I get to a place where I am actually kind of humiliated, but that was one of them. It was so embarrassing to me, I was like embarrassed for the girl, but she was fine with it. She was like 'Yeah, whatever.' But I was literally apologizing to her between every take. When it was time to film it, I had to empty the studio. I couldn't do it in front of anybody." This is surprisingly ironic, because Carrey at other times would openly admit his love for big-breasted women; while Whirry has no qualms about doing topless scenes and "wet-nursing stunts"

>>213507557 (OP)
Haha yea how shameful. Who would want a large motherly african qween caressing your young inexperienced body as she gwts ready to deflower you... haha how horrible

>>213508378
Fucking kek

>>213507649
left is prettier

>>213507557 (OP)
Isn't that mouse dude gay?

>>213508566
Ya think?

>>213507557 (OP)
Hey the guy from Z Nation! What movie is this?

>>213507557 (OP)
literally me

>>213507777
quads of truth

>>213508566
It was just something about her outfit and the way she walks in all seductive it gave me a huge bone
>>213508656
Road Trip

>>213507959
He's a fucking faggot so he's dead to me.

>>213507557 (OP)
>the Diva (1981) we have at home

>>213507959
Anon, I...

>>213509033
he doesn't even know who you are

Cynthia

>imagine you've never had a black queen handle you like this

>>213507557 (OP)
Ladybugs confused me

>>213508144
>the producers just REALLY want to do this one episode and also be present during its filming ok don't worry about it

>>213509312
lol you coomed to Aku

>>213508144
Is that Heather O'Rourke?

>>213507557 (OP)
I went on a date with a black woman this past Sunday. It was fun but we mutually agreed that we didn't feel a spark

>>213507557 (OP)
that lez scene in Last Emperor

>>213507557 (OP)
>>213507786
>overweight women with cute face
>shameful

Not ashamed of it but THAT scene from Hollowman

>>213509375
Ive had this twice with black qweens, its fucking heaven. Only latinas come close

wasn't shameful at all, but there's an army of incels who think short hair equals a man

>>213510458
Yes, I agree with this statement

>>213510526
>wasn't shameful at all

>>213507959
>he doesn't know

>>213507649
I have a nose like that

>>213507557 (OP)
Every time an act of miscegenation occurs. A jew does a little happy dance somewhere in the world.

I used to wank over Fiz from Coronation Street. Usually I'd imagine myself sticking it in her bum and stirring last night's hotpot

>>213507557 (OP)
Only shameful because I did it while watching the movie in theaters with my family

>>213507557 (OP)
Don’t judge me

>>213511363
WMBF isn't miscegenation, it's just kino

>>213511493
slimer if he hutt

>>213507820
not ashamed at all, she had a great ass

>>213511493
So you're a fridge man.

>>213510526
Prime JLC was hot and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>213511542
>miscegenation isn't miscegenation because I like it

>>213511628
>browncel doesn't understand pulling out or sewing your oats

>>213511628
What if I don't have a problem with msicegenation

>>213511625
i see you're a man of taste as well

>>213507557 (OP)
I saw a couple exactly like this at the mall except they’re both white. That girl was extra thicc I’ll give him that

>>213511625

She's hot in A Fish Called Wanda. By the time True Lies rolled around she looked way too mannish.

>>213507920
Would. Proudly.

>>213507557 (OP)
I cranked it to DJ several times and not ashemed to admit it.

>>213507898
Like this

>>213507557 (OP)
I love fucking huge black bitches

>>213507872
It's a bad design but I saw women shaped like this earlier today

Kanker sisters porn.

>This summer
>BRAAAAAAP
>Little timmys gonna find out
>"C'mere white boy"
>That moving to the ghetto
>Aint so bad

>>213511724
Your kids will handle it for you.

>>213511625
she just needed more feminine haircut to compliment her androgynous face

>>213513813
She looked sexiest with short hair though

>>213507959
you probably don't know because no one said a word

>>213507820
naizuri

>>213508272
>>213508378
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEE

>>213513668
Me and my last gf were exactly like this, big braps included

>>213514697
did you ever get a brapjob

>>213508558
Yeah but it's not you fucking her. In that image we're watching an underdeveloped post-chemo goblin fuck her. No thanks. Not my taste.

>>213509375
[chair clattering]

>>213507718
>>213507786
Anon, what the fuck.

>>213511625
>Prime JLC was hot

Uh, no. Picrel is what a good short-haired tomboy looks like. JLC was a man who incidentally happened to have a vagina.

>>213512280
her face actually hurts to look at its so uncanny valley

>>213509312
Did "she" and Jack... you know.

>>213511625
>Prime JLC was hot
yeah
in 1979

>>213507557 (OP)
not enough smoll guy porn

>>213508566
prime Amy Smart was so wholesome. she's the kind of girl you wanted to slam though the mattress

>>213516244
they never cast age appropriate twinks thoughbeit, all of these established stepson pornstars are manlets with oversized head and face of 50 year old Bulgarian farmer
and the ginger guy

>>213516382
Duval was always hot

>>213507557 (OP)
>both these actors are dead now
damn

>>213507920
She's proof that literally all a woman needs to do is not be obese.

>>213516586
Not to mention her mysterious cunt powers.

>>213516536
Always?

>>213516244
this was kino until the other guy comes in, who wants to see two men, that's gay!

>>213507872
>cartoon character that doesnt existed slammed for not looking realistic and looking like a cartoon

BUCKETS
billions were lost

Inger Stevens

>>213516971
nice

>>213507557 (OP)
I have zero shame in admitting I jerked off to her many times, that's a lot of woman to love

>>213507820
I haven't seen an unedited version of this in 10 years

BUT SO ARE THESE!
And the vampire sluts tittyfucking the furniture.

>>213518339
The real shameful fap is imagining a vampire chick giving you a blowjob, then just before you cum she bites in and drains the blood from your boner, leaving you flaccid and blueballed.
To make it extra spicy, the vampire is pic related

>>213518358
anon, there is one flaw: you'd basically cum from the sensation anyway

>>213516850
>posts a granny
people... age?

>>213508088
This started my femdom fetish. Small women taking out big strong men (bonus points for nutshots, oh baby pass me the paper towels.

>>213507557 (OP)

>>213518898
That's pretty impressive

>>213519002

>>213507557 (OP)
I wanked off to Gloria so hard fr

>>213519230
>death by snu snu