Thread 213508705

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: TBA

Powers:
- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213502650

LAUREN

Post Lauren's thinking face

>>213508705 (OP)
tfw thingken bout skeletons

ohnononononono zachbros we're crashing out

>>213508732
404 does not exist

>>213508732
:|

If Keanu is OTB Thursday with Morgan & Lauren I hope the blockbuster is ball pits. He dominates & tells Julie to read the fucking prompt. Morgan/Lauren final vote. Everyone votes out Morgan.

>>213508745
good.jpg
bitch needed a fire under his ass that his retarded actions two weeks back had consequences, and he actually needs to start taking shots at people

>>213508705 (OP)
The beautiful TLP.

>>213508796
him actually losing his cool making her wet

>>213508788
kek nice

>>213508780
Based chudette.

>>213508788
This is the thinking face.

>>213508796
can these two get touchy already before one of them leaves

kelley with her quran inshallah

>>213508788
thinken princess

>>213508788
many files to flip through

would you be mad if you were an ally of zach and only found out when he had to use it that he hid this power from you?
personally it's so purely defensive as a power that I'd probably let it slide but only if he told me pretty quickly into this week about it, not if he didn't tell me until he used it

>ava being the one the activate Vince and Zach
nice

>ropes sitting between rat
he's not going to be into you girl, let it go kek

>>213508888
depends how much he let me sniff his armpits

>>213508888
id try to drown him in the hot tub

>>213508799
tasty lauren poop?

>>213508888
I'm a gamebot so I'd be proud he kept it a secret and wouldn't be upset since it's a veto just for him. I hate when people tell others about powers.

Rachel doing therapy with Keanu

rylie was almost 2 feet long when he was born

>>213508780
CRAZY EYES CRAZY EYES

>>213508960
Him telling anyone puts an immediate target on his back

based keanu holding rachel hostage again

>>213509011
their dynamic is by far the funniest of the season

Keanu is a kind of a big deal in the kettlebell community.

>>213508991
explains a lot

>>213509003
Exactly

zach/ropes

guy stuff is so fucking boring

>>213508888
i wouldnt care cause its more useful to keep it to yourself but i guess its useful to tell people when you are gonna use it possibly a little beforehand so they are less stressed but its also just fine to keep it a secret the whole time cause that makes for better tv

>>213508888
lauren and vince said before that if zach had the third power they wouldn't care if he didn't tell them

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>>213509030
jesus christ might as well be an alien

>>213509093
avas a lying snake

>>213508754
jeff's clown shoe eviction was an all time bb moment

for how much vinny crashed out pre noms he's been chilling in the backyard since
zach on the other hand has gone full barely contained angry gamebot kek

mickey is saving rachels ass for no reason

>>213509150
Vince has found clarity within the heart of the storm
Zach is whipped up in its temper

degenerate jew

Mickey telling Zach she doesn’t think Rachel influenced the noms

>>213509150
hes trying to handsfree ejac

>>213509113
Dude cool it with the antisemitism

>>213509150
well vince knew he was going up so he spun out last night. zach just finding out now

>>213509150
probably beause he was completely blindsided

>>213509170
who does she think zach and co. will assume were influencing ava if not rachel? really stupid on her part kek
either they're even more mad at ava or mad at you

>>213509150
Vince had reached the acceptance stage of grief before noms

RACHEL IS RUNNING THIS HOH

>>213509197
vince didn't actually formally know either he just assumed it was coming
kinda wild how she basically blindsided all three noms, I don't think she told keanu either did she?

>>213509242
fuuuuuck

>>213509242
booba

>>213509242
rachel look lik dat!?

>>213509242
rachel was body-ody

>>213509150
well zach is safe so he's trying to figure out what's happening so he can go hard for the next hoh and knows who to target

i thought she wasn't putting king up?

>>213509277
blessed booba

>>213509258
vince said ava told everyone was good including zach but she didn't come up to vince or keanu

>>213509242
Ragan Fox vindicated.
the boobs are fake

>>213509242
>uses Amy as a meatshield
>uses Jimmy as a meatshield
>only Zach was ready to target her before this HoH and now he's probably gunning for the jew hobbit
>still has Ashley, Mickey and other pawns around for shields
She's unironically playing the best game in the house atm. Notice how her name is bought up the least when people discuss potential noms.

>left side curse
>zach gonna use his 10k power
lauren bros I don’t feel so good

>>213509295
King isn't the target this week, almost no chance he goes home.

>ava nominated 3 poc

not a good look sweety

>>213508705 (OP)
>millennials: haha zoomers all you can do is look at your phone
>Ava, does the ballsiest noms and best backup nom possible with Morgan
>millennials: ouch my beard hurts and i-i-i-i ran out of bacon haha crispy bacon haaa rules right? i'm turning off zoom bye afk

>>213509342
vince is a wop

>>213509330
Is she turned on or icked?

>>213509329
if all the right side stays thats actually not bad even though wont is boring and medusa is there

>>213509360

I rest my case

>>213509360
Cool it with the w bombs.

>>213509360
they're called greasy guineas for a reason son

>>213509242
I LOVE FTs AND BIMBOS

>>213509429
Cool it with the g bombs.

>>213509346
>zoomer humor

>>213509295
at least he gets to play in veto instead of being backdoored by zach's power

>>213509439
based

ropes is being extremely messy here but I don't know if hothead hapa is in the right state of mind to clock it all

Fer sure. Fer sure. Hundred percent. Bet.
Crash out.

kat telling ava she doesnt trust ashley

>>213508957
Rachel has report with guys who give her a hard time remember that Jimmy was very against her and made fun of her clothing but it didn't get her down and now she is bantering with her Little Keano. Surely will be her shield and possible work with him till the end.

>Rope to Zach, recently blindsided by Ava: "I still trust Ava 1000%"
alright

>kat: she(ashley) literally called me a liar today
>ava: TODAY

>>213509537
He's bullshitting. He cant give Rope any rope.

>“I talk more game with Ava than Lauren”, Mickey tells Zach who was just nominated by Ava and is probably wandering ‘wait, so you probably knew about this beforehand’

man she's a bad player

>>213509367
she doesn't know
uhhh it's so stressful, can you just tell her how to feel?

just weasel out of it

>well you keep noms the same
>mickey: see thats hard, i dont know, id have to talk to you guys in a group
thats 100% you not fighting for me, good to know mickey

>>213509564
Zach is talking well with Ropes right now. He isn't dishing any important info with Ropes and telling her what she wants to hear, he's in tune with the game. Here's hoping Vinny gets off with veto, he uses his $10k to get off and Keanu either wins Blockbuster or survives the vote for best case scenario

>>213509367
she's still thinking

last week zach was talking about jimmy having a power. he said if he had one wouldn't he use it to see who is supporting him

The important thing is nobody cares or even remembers about Chaos Ash's flip vote kek

kat very cautious about rylie

>>213509660
kelly does

>zach: Be honest with me, if i picked you, would you play for me?
>riley: id play for you

ARE THOSE NOODLES BOILING????

Take the fucking risk Zach, win double veto and take both you and Vince. The Wall is next week and you'll both be in power

>>213509802
is it laurens butter noodles??

>>213509660
Yeah they do, and it will likely become an issue when Ashley is in danger. Rylie and Kat were grilling Ashley after noms about who it could be. Kelley was saying she needs to figure out who is the second person against her.

>>213509836
papa WON'T be throwing Ashley under the bus until he needs to then he WILL

picking rytard would be an awful choice by zach the dude would totally throw kek
why he wouldn't try lauren or morgan is beyond me unless he's in full self preservation mode

I actually think simp is more with zach while kat is more with vince

cookout running the game

KAT OWES RILEY SEX

>>213509934
he better shut his fucking mouth

>>213509894
DATS RITE

so Kat loves BWC

nuCookout needs to get obliterated ASAP fuck these nignogs

cat legs time

this zach nuke is going to hit hard

tough tuckus

Hobbit Wop

Nu-Cookout going nowhere. An African WILL WIN this season. Seethe /bb/

Ashley and Will prepping Ropehead for Morgan to be the renom I think

Black people play bad and don't get punished

>>213510083
mickey already knows morgan is a high potential renom. ava told her as much last night

>>213510069
>buddy too scared to reply to the wrong post again

>>213509965
she has to give it up

You'll be watching the episode tonight and voting Vince for whatever BS power that comes up, right anon?

keanu still holding rachel hostage

VINCE AVA

why was ava looking for vince for this meetup kek
last thing I'd want

>>213510046
this week is wop on wop violence
I am literally shaking

>>213510011
not gonna happen when they have a white enabler

GO RAT GO

>>213510165
How is Keanu not fazed by the "non-humany questions" she throws at him?

>>213509965
Ava was considering putting her up? Is Ava cool with Kat or is Ava just being nice? Who goes up if the veto is used??

Also, Hayden got married.

sorry my fellow italian

who /unlocked/ here?

I KNOW I KNOW

>>213509489
>report
its rapport silly billy

>>213510165
Rachel loves him

>>213510115
fuck you gonna do little timmy

5 MINS

>>213510207
fuck this kike wanna be hippie, hope she gets evicted next week when Zach/Vinny put her ass up

fuckin hate ava man

>>213510165
They are the same player.

Ava is so jewish

fuck Vince

zach and vince deserve to get bfto for letting zae and adrian go
the game started night 1, not when ava fired the first shots

Would not be sad if it's found out Ava died from choking on her food

>>213510165
shes hoping he makes a pass at her

>>213510316
ye i feel like im watching curb or fiveish

>so is Keanu the target for the week?
vinny pls

>>213510220
he looks ugly there

I like Vince. I usually hate rat players, but he doesnt bother me. I just dont like when he grovels so much

>>213510339
I don't know what they were doing, not thinking "the house" (the women) wouldn't do to them what they did to Zae and Adrian.

If you wanna take the island you've gotta burn the boats

>vince: is keanu the target
>ava: aaahh *pilpul noises* imma just let it play it out

>>213510351
Are you that chronic ava-seether I notice in the threads?
If you are, respect, man.
Been at it since a long time.
I started to notice what a rat cunt she when she comes with half-assed justifications.

I'm so shy and timid xD

TAYLOR LOOKIN BAD

>>213510411
Then after that said Vinny isn't the target. Dumb kike is so bad at this. If Vinny isn't wise to what's happening now he deserves to go

Does Ava possess mist? Is she misting Vince?

derrick looking fat

i can't unsee

>>213510419
Funny enough no! But I do respect the true ava-seether

>my anxiety just makes it so tough for me
ava is based asf for making this gay mustache boy squirm

>>213510420
I'm not even a threat! I'm not a threat to anyone!

>>213510378
he's a dirty rat but he's our dirty rat

IS THAT AVA GETTING SHAGGY WITH IT???

AVA GETTING JAGGY

still think vincenzo is acting

>>213510378
I cant stand the faggot. His weasel like voice and how he grovels to people gets on my nerves. The man has no balls which is my problem with him. I wish he would owe the role of being a rat willing to do whatever it takes to stay and win. But nope he cries and gets scared alot when he thinks there's someone who doesn't like him.

>>213510493
/ourrat

>keanu: the only people i saw her(ava) talking to the other day was mickey and will
>and i talked to both of them and they both said they feel safe

JERRY IS TEAM KEANU

LET'S FUCKING GO

whaddaya gonna do, huh?
it is what it is

JERRY LOOKING GOOD

tuning in to Unlocked just for Jerry

We're such weirdos! We're quirk chunguses! Bedpost humpers!

>>213510553
Based Jere

>>213510537
THATS THE GROUP
mmhmm

>>213510596
much better
he should've been the host

>>213510553
>>213510578

>>213510537
Based Keanu letting Zach and Kelley know who the true enemies are, and they ain't white

>>213510578
Nice

>>213510615
>morgo posing

Damn Kelley.
That was a good read of the house.

Keanu is the SotS

>>213510589
AVA 4 HARDCORE PAWN REVIVAL

>>213510578
>>213510466

>keanu is being bullied
>taylor laughs
hate this bitch

>>213510578
BASED

taylor sucks

if I was a girl I'd piss all over the toilet to make the girls mad at the guys

>zach: i wonder what her 4th nom would be
>keanu: based off what i see, i think its lauren
>and with mickey and will being two of her strongest allies, they arent going to let her put up morgan
>and it aint going to be kat cause why make an enemy out of rylie
king keanu is the house with god tier reads

"If the game ended today he (Rylie) would win" Keanu

Why tf they like that redneck hick so much?

Why does Keanu keep saying that Rylie is the most popular person?
By what metrics?
Just because he has a showmance.

wtf ash told won't she's a lawyer???

>>213510715
girls do that anyway on public toilets

Jerry mogs them so hard it's crazy

>>213510688
Taylor is a cunt

>>213510733
>>213510742
They see him as a fun lovable goof.

>Keanu said to Zach sometimes when he goes into a room with Zach, Morgan and Vinny will clear the room and Zach says “yeah idk why they do that”
kek

>>213510730
mostly a good read, he's got the morgan part wrong though but to be fair why would he know how mickey despises morgan half the time?

Jesus christ zach and keanu said chelsie deserved the win because she never saw the block. Did these faggots forget tucker nominated her nog ass during his hoh?

>>213510730
TRUTH SEER KEANU

I’m just watching for the Keanu and Rachel fight

>cant wait to see your nudes
>all hamstrings
ROASTED

>Keanu: I feel like this is the first week I don't have to win veto

NO NO NONONO STOP THAT

>>213510750
only person she's told kek

>>213510823
They're misting him hard

>>213510823
I have such a bad feeling about tomorrow

>>213510823
he'd probably survive against morgan but yeah otherwise he's in danger

Who is the better waifu? Kelley or Ava?

>>213510860
what a stupid fucking question

>>213510860
Kelley

>>213510860
i gotta go with bin laden assassin

>>213510823
keanu please dont do this to me..... not in pre-jury...

>>213510860
Kelley is fun, has a huge ass and would take you around the world. Ava is hairy, sleeps all day and listens to shitty music

>kelley would put up mickey, morgan, zach
holy based

Taylor is AWFUL

>Kelley said she would have put up Mickey and Morgan up if she won HOH
>Mickey just said Kelley wouldn’t put her up

>>213510860
obvious bait, clearest answer is Kelley obvi. She can shoot a 50cal, Ava can't even shave her arm pits like the dumb kike that she is

>>213510860
kelly. Ava tries too hard with her act of not taking shit from people. Like when she started going off on keanu for telling her to say her fucking stupid line. Kelly may be annoying sometimes but she's very humble and can be loyal if given the opportunity. Plus i wouldn't be surprised if ava was like rockstar where she would vote for a woman or a nigger just cause.

>>213510860
>farmgirl tomboy vs. some ugly cunt who'll advocate for polygamy

>>213510860
>posts feeds cap
>asks question only someone who doesnt watch feeds would ask

>>213510860
ava is the most disgusting jew larping creatura on the planet

>>213510923
>>213510925
QUEEN

they're trying to gas up vince that he can beat him in the arena because zach did bad at the balance beam hoh when vince did way worse than him kek

>>213510928
she isn't ever getting julies job with the mediocre job she's doing here kek

jerry really should be the next host of bb. he is a natural

just turn Unlocked into Jerry and the interns

THEY KISSED

Ew

>>213510966
she can be as mediocre as she wants her buddies at cbs will still give her the job

>>213510963
didn't they both deliberately throw that one though? not a useful metric

>>213509330
did he tell lauren about the bribe power?

They always gotta dumb it down when they're around Rylie

>>213510971
Yup

>>213508705 (OP)
The Keanu hate is stupid

KAT BWC

>>213511009
no

>they intentionally hide stuff on the feeds for this show
no wonder they have the same room on 4 rooms constantly

congrats kat instead of your kiss being seen by millions it'll be seen about 100 people and some dogs

>>213510971
not over taylor sweetie. try again. bb is bipoc first

kek at jerry calling ava kimmy gibbler

imagine if they had an inside the nba tier desk for bb unlocked instead of picking the worst options possible

Jerry looks awkward but I think it's the botox

>>213510994
no way they'd be willing to risk their stable little goose on her fuckups though

>Kimmy Gibbler
nice

even chelsie is better at this than taylor

even chelsea is better than taylor at this kek

>>213511041
JERRY
I LOVE YOU MAN

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>>213511044
>Dr Will
>Dan
>Howie
>James BB6
Just shooting the shit and banter, I'd watch

>>213511026
>we're losing plenty of feeds for some mediocre clips show that'll be canceled by the end of the year
fugg

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>>213510956
I'm not worthy of all these (You)'s. Please have some Kelley.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754658678890393.mp4

unlocked fags make me fucking sick

boycott it, you are the reason we didnt get feeds till 3am last night

This guy seems out of Rachel's league

ITS A BRENDAN SEGMENT OMGGGG

BRENDEN

are they in a middle class or upper class neighborhood?

adora is a brat

you can only say fuck 20 times before we have to mute the feeds

>>213511109
BRENNENNNNNN

BB: Kid Nation edition with Adora

>>213511093
>dr will: you know riley has been perfecting this game on some of those meth teeth women
>howie: *between bellowing laughs* say that again will! what did you just say?
>dr will: they got some no teeth women over there in oklahoma
>dan: come on now will
>james: i got a couple girls over there dr
>*howie falls out of chair laughing*

>>213511195
the bb showmance kid cast should be big enough by now

>>213511195
endurance show was based

>>213511212
Will and Dan can have a Shaq and Chuck rivalry. Can you imagine the kino

Knowing Brendan hates Derrick made that segment funnier

>>213511240
oh honey, he's got lots of college girlfriends to help him out of that problem :)

Jimmy is /fa/

>>213511260
summer of stein was great so they could just have rob be the ernie of the desk and then get eric stein and two others like britbrit and dr will and it would be great tv

did ropes seriously just tell won't that she was debating whether to stay on his side or vinces side
wtf?

jfc keanu whats with the woody allen impression

based keanu torturing everyone with his tactical snores

I am drinking bud light, monitoring this thread, watching the stream, monitoring another important thread >>>/sp/150061749, and reading Jokers. I'm not doing any of them particularly well.

ropehead is so dumb

>>213511355
she hinted at it kek she's so messy

>>213511355
whaaaaaat???

Here we fucking go with the emotional grandstanding from Vincenzo

>>213511414
she is an absolute terrible player who thinks she's a god lmao
it's fun to watch when she's not being cunty

ropes is going to wind up a renom choice the way she's babbling to will rn

Mickey is basically playing a Jimmy/Vinny game while black. She told Will that, after Vinny leaves this week, they can form a "voting block" (not an alliance) with Zach and Morgan. That would have all their bases covered since they would be in multiple, overlapping "voting blocks" with the entire house.

>>213511483
pop WON'T do shit, but how perfect would it be if mickey left during ava's hoh

4chan's captcha is going to shit again

JAG!!!

those background decorations are atrocious and this segment is horrible

That was the worst thing I watched all season

they are trying to recreate the magic of the shrimpman pizza song segment but they are completely failing

that Ava edit was painful

>>213511558
FELLAS FELLAS FELLAS FELLAS FELLAS FELLAS

>>213511498
she truly hated them because she wanted to be them

>there's an ant
bug brother, we are so back

>>213511595
those sunglasses look good on her

The last time 4chan's captcha went to shit was during bb unlocked. Must be a coincidence

>>213511606
for me its that one tiny top that makes her look 10 years younger

NUMBER 1 KING KEANU

LET'S GO

Lauren has been coping and seething ever since noms

>king keanu consoled Rachel yesterday to get +50 attitude and open up new alliance sidequests
holy based

>chaos ash not in the bottom 3
FUCK YEAH

>>213511632
oh you're a pedo....

>>213511644
she finally got some heat on her side and it's forced her to wake up a little

>>213511483
that would be fucking hilarious but too good to be true

Laruen just said the f-word baka. Such ugly words for such a pretty girl.

why is rachel wearing a gown?

me as the ant that bite lauren

>>213511708
she curses like a mothertrucker all the time

>>213511677
what? youre sick. shes 28, minus 10 is 18

>>213511708
Nigga, it was an ant...and ANT!

Also, wtf is wrong with 4chan captcha? Or is it just me?

>>213511708
ffffffuuuuuuuuuck

>>213511708
who did she call a fag

>>213511758
captcha is shitting the bed again

>>213511758
bb unlocked is on again. The last time this happened was the bb unlocked premier

>>213511731
She's got some kind of deal with a fashion designer to show off their stuff.

humiliation ritual

Who laughed when Ava called Vince the lip?

>>213511845
me

>>213511650
him counting 5 votes, including rachel and then ava breaking the tie in his favor feels so surreal when compared to last week being the target

NEW

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lauren is retarded. why would you want to throw the fucking veto to vince/zach. you'd be safe if you won and could also pull one of them down

>>213511845
ash?