>do I.. do I use a knife and fork?

>>213510491 (OP)
>orders a burger and fries
>asks for utensils

>Orders a burger paddy sandwich slider club
>Doesnt immediately rape it
????

>>213510491 (OP)
I always thought it was funny that the restaurant is called MakeDonalds and when you order from there they 'make' the 'donalds'. The world is a wonderful place that couldnt be properly appreciated in a thousand lifetimes.

>>213510491 (OP)
>cook shops where premade food is sold have existsted for thousands of years
>we're supposed to believe this dumbfounds the average American in the 20th century
What crack are amerijews on?

>What do i do when I reach the ball pit?

Dear Redditors, if you're gonna raid this board and force memes, at least come up with something new and not the flavor of the month meme from earlier this year.

>>213511752
Look at mr pissbaby over here

>>213511713
Piss and or puke in it, no exceptions.

>whoa you have a device that dispenses certain amounts of ketchup and mustard, what is this sorcery

>>MacFryyyy!

maybe i should work at mcdonalds. seems pretty kino

I never saw the movie, what exactly made Mcdonalds so special (and successful) compared to other burger joints during that time?

>>213510491 (OP)
>Alright, so... you just take your pants off and bend over in front of me?
>Yeah!
>Okay... and what do I do with my hands?
>Well... take your left hand and use it to spread my ass open a little
>Got it...
>And with your right hand you guide your cock into my asshole!
>Sure, sure... alright here goes...
>UNNMMFFFFF
>So... now I just sort of rock back and forth?
>Y-yes sir... k-keep rock-cking until y-your ready to bust!
>Okay... and when I'm ready to blow my load... where do I shoot it?
>I-in my mouth... in m-my ass... a-anywhere you w-want!
>Got it

>>213511713
get molested by the homeless guy

What was his problem?

>>213514248
fpbp

>>213514250
>But my bonus! Who do I discuss this situation with?

>>213514148
An autistic system to keep everyone busy, basically the modern day drivethru

>>213514148
fast and cheap and didn't have the fast food stigma against it

>>213510712
Hey, it's Three-for-free!

>>213514250
>comes to the counter with an empty wrapper and fry box
>"Yo bruh i gots a hair in mah food i want a refund"

>>213513660
kek

>>213514267
doesn't like GREEN STUFF on his BURGER

>>213516320
As it should be

>>213514267
Based