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Anonymous No.213510491 >>213510597 >>213510712 >>213511572 >>213514214
>do I.. do I use a knife and fork?
Anonymous No.213510597
>>213510491 (OP)
>orders a burger and fries
>asks for utensils
Anonymous No.213510655
>Orders a burger paddy sandwich slider club
>Doesnt immediately rape it
????
Anonymous No.213510712 >>213515877
>>213510491 (OP)
I always thought it was funny that the restaurant is called MakeDonalds and when you order from there they 'make' the 'donalds'. The world is a wonderful place that couldnt be properly appreciated in a thousand lifetimes.
Anonymous No.213511572
>>213510491 (OP)
>cook shops where premade food is sold have existsted for thousands of years
>we're supposed to believe this dumbfounds the average American in the 20th century
What crack are amerijews on?
Anonymous No.213511713 >>213513521 >>213514248
>What do i do when I reach the ball pit?
Anonymous No.213511752 >>213513385
Dear Redditors, if you're gonna raid this board and force memes, at least come up with something new and not the flavor of the month meme from earlier this year.
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Anonymous No.213513008
Anonymous No.213513385
>>213511752
Look at mr pissbaby over here
Anonymous No.213513521
>>213511713
Piss and or puke in it, no exceptions.
Anonymous No.213513592
>whoa you have a device that dispenses certain amounts of ketchup and mustard, what is this sorcery
Anonymous No.213513660 >>213516136
>>MacFryyyy!
Anonymous No.213513934
maybe i should work at mcdonalds. seems pretty kino
Anonymous No.213514148 >>213514532 >>213515845
I never saw the movie, what exactly made Mcdonalds so special (and successful) compared to other burger joints during that time?
Anonymous No.213514214
>>213510491 (OP)
>Alright, so... you just take your pants off and bend over in front of me?
>Yeah!
>Okay... and what do I do with my hands?
>Well... take your left hand and use it to spread my ass open a little
>Got it...
>And with your right hand you guide your cock into my asshole!
>Sure, sure... alright here goes...
>UNNMMFFFFF
>So... now I just sort of rock back and forth?
>Y-yes sir... k-keep rock-cking until y-your ready to bust!
>Okay... and when I'm ready to blow my load... where do I shoot it?
>I-in my mouth... in m-my ass... a-anywhere you w-want!
>Got it
Anonymous No.213514248 >>213514276
>>213511713
get molested by the homeless guy
Anonymous No.213514250 >>213514358 >>213515934
Anonymous No.213514267 >>213516320 >>213516555
What was his problem?
Anonymous No.213514276
>>213514248
fpbp
Anonymous No.213514358
>>213514250
>But my bonus! Who do I discuss this situation with?
Anonymous No.213514532
>>213514148
An autistic system to keep everyone busy, basically the modern day drivethru
Anonymous No.213515845
>>213514148
fast and cheap and didn't have the fast food stigma against it
Anonymous No.213515877
>>213510712
Hey, it's Three-for-free!
Anonymous No.213515934
>>213514250
>comes to the counter with an empty wrapper and fry box
>"Yo bruh i gots a hair in mah food i want a refund"
Anonymous No.213516136
>>213513660
kek
Anonymous No.213516320 >>213516533
>>213514267
doesn't like GREEN STUFF on his BURGER
Anonymous No.213516533
>>213516320
As it should be
Anonymous No.213516555
>>213514267
Based