Thread 213511856

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: TBA

Powers:
- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213508705

LAUREN

all unlocked fags must fucking hang

>>213511856 (OP)
more like houseguests on the block on monday

>>213511251
Damn its so hard to tell the difference between legal and not legal girls these days, like this breast size is literally Laurens and the face is basically adult.

Yes this take was worth carrying into a new thread.

>>213511906
>lauren*

papa wojack

>>213511906
what an absolute retard

>I posted it again
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754658678890393.mp4

>>213511950
Best black HG since Marvin

>vince to lauren
>tonight imma go bed at 10

>>213511950
>ava, they turned me into a wojack! I am a wojack now, ava!

Is Zach's power one time use? What if Ava doesn't accept Zachs veto bribe?

I thought she was 21 so that would make you a hebephile instead nvm

>>213511856 (OP)
Does anyone else sometimes cry at weird things?

I was looking at Luxo-Jr Legos and then I saw this on youtube and then went bawling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-trinXpLc0

Seriously psycho. Sorry I just felt like saying it somewhere but doesn't need a thread. I'll get more sleep.

>>213512029
She can't deny it and yes it's only good for one time

>>213511950
kek based

>>213512029
the rule stipulates the HOH cant refute the offer

>>213512029
its FORCED upon Ava reipu veto

>>213512091
it would be based if ava then got the power and so on

>people are having fun in the background
>i cant watch that
>they switch to all 4 cams in the hoh so you dont know its happening
they really need 6 cams up if they want to show lame shit

>>213512029
she can't deny it
it's a subtle social critique how current US government is extremely corrupt

good guy ian
https://streamable.com/q5hh8u

I thought Zach would push for the veto to be used on Vince so they'd both come off but he's not a true bro

lauren is so tight

>>213511906
i mean he's kind of right. keanu is on a veto streak

Yep, another "long housed" season

>>213512169
need dr to work that angle

we're the bye bye bitches

>>213511961
BASED KELLEY

>>213512201
>ermygawd girls!
they all hate each other dude
a man is winning this season

>>213512169
greedy hapa chud doesn't want to give the money to jew wop HOH creatura

the fun part about the 10k bribe is that you'll have to give it to the person that put you up. good entertainment

>>213512105
>any time
So Zack could try the blockbuster first?

>>213512244
If the right things happen Keanu could easily just comp out

>bb unlocked ends
>captcha back to normal

morgan's last week on feeds

>>213512250
>>213512263
isn't 10k already 3rd place money?

>>213512300
i wish ava and her are the ugliest

>>213512169
he might after the veto comp itself but doesn't make sense to hint at his power until he knows they can pull it off

>>213511950
*teleports from chair to chair*

>>213512300
please don't say that shit

>>213512293
yo wtf

>>213512293
spooky

>>213511931
>these days
The only thing different about "these days" is that these girls aren't legal.
It has never been easy to tell the difference between a post-pubescent teenager and a young adult woman.

women just make shit up

The old showrunner of BB was a pedophile and reality tv pioneer named Arnold Shapiro. His protégé? Alison Grodner.

feeling rydawg's fit

>>213512425
these bitches say that about every male

ropes is being so fucking messy tonight kek
now telling rat that vinny is ava's target

>>213512469
KEANU HAS A SWORD

>>213512444
I can't help but notice that she was really young too in 2001 when he began grooming her to ultimately take over Big Brother.

>>213512509
who's rat? Kat?

why is button boy so schizo tonight

>>213512536
She has a really interesting student becomes the master story and its very clear she knows a ton about human dynamics and relationships, very interesting woman

>>213512537
the ship name for rylie and kat
fitting since they're so yucky

Ropehead is a retard, laying it all down to Riley and Kat right now who will 100% put her ass on the block as soon as they get HoH

this is the last season of BBUS
this franchise is not going to survive simpmode winning BB27

>>213512444
release the shapiro files

>>213512469
good cap

>Yep, called it 15 mins before nominations. It's gonna be me, Zach, and Vinny.
Love him to death but Keanu has his own way ret-conning events if it meant that it put him in nice situation.

idk wtf longhouse means

keanu has to be fucking with lauren
>"i feel the best i've ever felt"
>as lauren has her two closest allies nom'd

>>213512629
her talk about targets contradicts what ava told kat too, IIRC she told kat keanu was the target
this is the kind of messy shit that if it gets back to ava fucks her

>>213512680
the dude basically has no filter

>>213512300
imagine she gets booted without winning a single thing, she'd seethe until the end of her days

lauren status:
STRESS EATING

>>213512680
the game never ends
every conversation is the battle of wits

>>213512676
It's when women occupy power positions.
The HRification of everything.

The longhouse is a term that to the idea that the proto Europeans( before the invasion) were ran by matriarchal societies, this view is supported by people like Paglia but is widely speculative. It is based off the Venus statues which many see as a sign of the divine feminine.

>>213511931
You can tell by the way they dress, speak, and and act. Those children look like adults because they're dressing and acting like adults do now (which they are adults now). Young people have their own fashion trends and mannerisms that they will carry into adulthood. Most young people have crazy eyes unironically.

little leah is live on tiktok talking about the dick situation

breaking news: wont is asleep

theres too many oblivious gaymers this season

>>213512834
i'll try to take it more gentle next time

>>213512866
He WONT wait until 10 pm to fall sleep

>>213512834
didn't know she transitioned
hope it's small and feminine

Why does kelley dress hot now?

it's kinda crazy how zach would've been in genuine danger were it not for his power for how under the radar he's seemed on target lists till now

>>213512930
shes got good vibes

>>213512834
She said she was bullied in high school

>>213512834
>whiny gen z cunt is complaining that the boomers they spend all their time talking shit about is fighting back

KTLA is channel 5, Vince

>>213512956
She was doing the bullying.

>>213512834
what does that even mean

>>213512967
boren wouldn't even make top 3 dumbest BB winners

>>213512967
>they cut rykat at the end
it will be great

>>213512834
>>213512940
How is he still doing it after all these years?

>>213512967
tlp bikinis to finale night

>>213512990
>here's your average bully victim

>>213513026
Hatred for women keeps him alive

>>213512520
Is there anyone in modern Big Brother as "emotive" as Devin?

>>213513026
oh hes a washed up aids ridden corpse. But I do still wish he'd been able to play BB13

>>213512956
>the jew cries out in pain as she strikes you

>>213513088
she is so brave for this

>>213513088
oh no... the performative twatter users that cry over a two sided war. go back

Finally we get Ava/Morgan feeds

>>213513088
All she ever did was talk about herself, incessantly non-stop on the feeds. She's like the most vapid, shallow person to have ever been on this show.

>>213512930
just wait til she turns on the mist. the house isnt ready.

>>213513088
Bring this Leah back

>Do you honestly believe it's Ava's move?
>It's Rachel

>>213513223
I remember when people were allowed to use words found in the dictionary

How are feeds tonight? Debating on watching them or the new Ice Cube movie that’s supposed to be fucking terrible

>>213513043
attractive women will tell you how ugly they looked in highschool and it's just them with a slightly different hairstyle

>>213513245
It's been great so far.
Keanu and Kelly have been making some incredible reads.
Vinny and Zach flustered.

>>213513193
kek is morgan expecting to park her ass in hoh all week again

>>213513223
No wonder why she was always talking about Mak’s feet

>>213513245
im still waiting for a morgan melty

Rancid vibes in the painting room.

>zach: its time for keanu to lose
>vince: theres no way he can keep keep winning

zach the recruit doesn't understand why he's on the block

Oh, *now* Zach is worried about how many more women there are than men in the house

>>213513378
uht oh adrian mentioned the cook out now its zachs turn

getting a feeling zach's getting sent home with 10k in his pocket

>>213513378
>let's adrian die so lauren doesn't have to make a tough decision

>>213513378
Even he is noticing that this turning into 'long-housed' season.
Zaesty would be proud of him.

>>213513402
Would this be worse than James getting sent home with two idols?

>>213513402
nah they'll convince him to use it

>>213513330
Zach getting humbled and the Weasel leaving this week would make it a good week

should have saved your boys, dumb fucks

It feels like Vince this week. He's got darkness surrounding him.

this d-bomb fartin

>>213513421
nah at least zach gets 10k and james gets the title of dumbest survivor. Big brothers dumbest is still marcellas

>>213513472
>Big brothers dumbest is still marcellas
wouldn't it be lawon? dude volunteered to be evicted
although I guess marcellas could actually win and threw it away for no reason

rylie is so dumb kek

>>213513539
bull riding turned his brain into mush

>Vince wins Veto
>Saves Vince
>Keanu wins blockbuster
>Zach saves himself by bribing
>Total Ava death
Can I manifest this, bro?

kat likes to eat pickled jalapenos with her popcorn. she also just eats pickles with popcorn too.

>>213513629
been manifesting this since ava said her noms

you know if rachel just treats this as a summer vacay where she got in shape she could think of this as quite a success compared to how she looked when she first came in

it's a new hour that means it's time for ropes to chuck another ally utb

Ropehead just giving all the info she gathered today to the kike rodent

>>213513663
what a mad lass

>it's giving top 6 behavior
what a weird compliment

none of the black women will be friends after the season ends lmao

Ava said she should've put up Ashley. Good for /ourboys but will be sad with no more Chaos Ash

>>213513088
what's the problem
one day of leah enjoying starbucks is more important than a billion palestinian lives

Yes Zach tell this to Will, very smart.

>>213513795
ropes comment is giving early bitter juror

>>213513817
correct

>>213513795
ropes is going to get herself into block city if she keeps this up
nothing like telling someone they're at the bottom of your alliance in a backhanded complement

ZACH YOU A BIG BOY
FIGURE IT OUT

>morgan is now on the radar
>lauren is safe
hmmm she might save the season

ava is fucking tuckered out. too much wine last night

>>213513782

At first glance I thought that bitch's head was some sort of scratching post for a cat.

ZACH SAVED HER WEEK ONE
HOW DARE SHE

>>213513818
extremely stupid he is soooo lucky he has guaranteed safety this week

>>213513818
what did he say? i was watching mickey run circles around all the other HGs

>>213513841
TLP magic

>>213513842
She hasn't had her 6 naps yet

why is zach so mad he can just save himself

Can't believe Zach is talking like this to Won't. He shouldn't trust that nignog

>>213513842
this ugly bitch the type to think she's a solid 8/10

>>213513869
tasty lauren poop?

>>213513841
The opposite.

>>213513886
furious he got outright blindsided and didn't see it coming and that he's losing 10k to her over this
>>213513891
he is way too confident in his read this is all rachels fault, the dumbass
in another week he would be avas target thanks to this shit

>>213513886
Because he has to give her 10k to be safe kek

If someone told me a 9 woman vs 8 man house was going to turn into a 8 woman vs 4 man house, I wouldve never believed them.

>>213513919
it's only 6k after trump takes it

>>213513886
hes mad he cant use it to save lauren

kelley's feet are kinda big lol

lel ava keeps reassuring lauren and she's gonna have to put her up if zach pops his power and she loses the veto

>>213513983
ava could still have a brain fart and put morgan up

>>213513886
His reason is that he thought of bringing Ava to the jury.
Now, he is blindsided.

>>213513894
not when she stares this contrast in the face 24/7

vince vs morgan. who goes?

>>213513983
why she keeps playing in the face of everyone but vince and keanu is beyond me, it's just needlessly pissing them off against her

>Hi Mickey!!!
>I don't like her
kek

recruits like zach just don't understand the nuances of BB

>>213514004
morgan is the first renom isn't she?
if the veto is used on someone other than zach, and then zach gives her $10k, I think it would be morgan then lauren, unless I missed something on feeds

Kelley says hi to Mickey, immediately whispers to Vinny she doesn't like her.
/ourgirl

Keanu 4 Veto
my heart is always tickled when ava refers to renom(singular)

>>213514018
probably Vince unfortunately

>I don't know if you should because I spit a seed back into there
I've seen enough, ava is winning bb27

>>213514018
morgan imo
the swing votes this week are kat/rylie/kelley/keanu if he's down
>>213514055
as of right now my impression is morgan would be her first renom choice followed by lauren, but we have to caveat all this renom talk that we've got plenty of time for targets to shift around or be added/removed

>>213514052
some catch on but most don't like mak who went an entire season without understanding a single thing

kek Vince keeps asking Kelley if the house would prefer to have Keanu leave or to split up Vinny/Zach but Kelley has already told him she didn't know Vinny/Zach had an alliance

>>213514042
based kells

>>213514018
I think vince could get the votes
>kelley
>keanu
>zach
>lauren
>simp
>kat
that's enough

>>213514052
it's more he's way too arrogant about his reads and really takes his hand off the wheel when he thinks things are going well. common flaws to be fair but flaws all the same

>>213514086
yes. forgot the F3 of rylie/keanu/vince (which keanu said on cam about a 1/2 hour ago)

>>213514060
Hilarious, Mickey gutted her own alliance to save someone that hates her

>>213514128
>zach
god I'd love to watch morgan come to terms with zach voting her out live on stage with julie

kelley's ego is through the fucking roof right now like she's the ultimate BB player

>Kelley: imagine i get picked to play veto and take zach off hehe
>Vince: yeah right
>Vince starts to look panicked

he kinda looks like the mastermind.

kelley just told Vinny "imagine if I win and take Zach off"

>>213514235
this is the sort of thing he'll schizo about for days over kek

>>213514244
i like when he was crying yesterday

>>213514235
>>213514244
the instigator kelley is back

>>213514235
>>213514244
mindfuckin vince before the comp tomorrow

surprised none of the laurensimps are capping her laying like this right now

>shes a weed shes hard to kill
>and so am i

>>213514201
But she is because she's winning this season anon, sorry to break it to you

>>213514295
because the hammock talk is more entertaining

>>213514244
The theory that "vince is the mastermind" has been gaining some traction.
This is from a few days ago.

>>213514295
what're you suggesting

Reminder that this is the street art Ava does

>>213514235
Kelley rules

da gworls are gaming

>>213514516
*thinking of gaming

>>213514593
vcm

who called Kat a liar to her face today? I can barely hear them

>>213514624
Ashley I think?

>>213514624
i think she said ashley did earlier

>>213514624
probably ashley

where's chaos ash been? havent seen her today

>>213514655
holy based

seethin that kelly's chilling and doesn't have to game

>>213514655
ok I actually agree, a little leah onlyfans would be yummy

>>213514467
imagine if instead if paint it was her poop, pee and period blood

Rylie saying that Kelley is always staring at him and Kat when they're together and it freaks him out

TURN THE CAMERAS OFF

>>213514655
based

>turn the cameras off
>fish
ZACH IS RUNNING THIS PRODUCTION CREW

>>213514804
paras did this

>the house just assuming keanu will win veto again
I feel like their jinxing him...

>Vinny: "turn the cameras off"
>the cameras turn off
MASTERMIND BROS??? HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US

>>213514816
what's the societal equivalent to an iranian fucking a white boy
maybe morgan the heathen

>about the rogue vote: "whoever did that is fucking reckless" - Keanu to Ashley
lol

WHO WAS THE ROGUE VOTE
WAS IT YOU KEANU

>Rachel makes comment about Keanu using the bike barefoot
>Ashley says she doesn't like biking because it hurts her crotch

Prompt bros they replayed the scene jerry is on keanu's side

black people eat they food like this
but asian people, they eat they food like this

might be interesting if vinny doesn't win the veto

Keanu is doing it again.
He's retconning things.

I wanna flip through the files in Lauren’s mind if you catch my drift

simp WON'T cut kitty kat

>>213515060
yeah I want to stick my dick in her mouth too

Keanu, why the fuck are you asking Rylie about having to ditch Katherine eventually? weird hypothetical when neither of them are on the block

did keanu just ask rylie if he is willing to let kat go sometime?
and telling him his told everyone today that rylie wins hands down if they voted today
wtf is he doing

>>213515101
don't question him

>>213515090
nice

>>213515092
he's fucking retarded
luckily rylie's even more retarded

BASED SIMP TALKING TO THE CAMS

Rylie is talking to us

>>213515101
planting seeds so when Keanu and Kylie are the F3 Rylie will sacrifice himself

>>213515101
social game is for suckers who can't win vetoes

WHAT IS GOIN ON MAN
STICKY ASS SITUATION

>Simp: Katherine is always gonna stay in my book
simp until the end

So it seems plausible that taylor hale is pulling strings from her pageant connections to get the big brother commentator roles.

damn his bulge is huge even in jeans

BASED SIMPMODE COWBOY
WE RIDE FOR THAT WHITE PUSY, WE RIDE THAT WHITE PUSY

me

>when the fuck do they talk
damn morgan can't even mist keanu

...is it just me or is Rachel looking a lot less dumpy in just a few weeks?

>>213515259
it's from being on slop like three weeks in a row and working out a lot

>>213515255
he would know. he follows zach around the house kek

>>213515196
she has friends at cbs

who does Morgan think are Ava's three strongies allies? Will obviously but not sure who else

Quit fuckin with your mic

>>213515259
The exercising has definitely paid off. I almost think she's made herself look dumpy on purpose and now is working it off. This week is the instigation she needed to completely fly under the radar. Only Zach was thinking of targeting her and now he's full anti-cookout seething. She's even got another shield prepped in Ash and even Ropes.

>>213515317
rachel/mickey

>>213515318
you should apply to be Mr. B for next season

>>213515308
might drop the side show

imagine Zach wins veto, uses it on himself, then keeps his power for another time? might make sense why he's not telling Vinny about it

>>213515343
The only parts worth watching are the clips from the house that they cut from the feeds, and you can probably find those posted online afterwards.
Derrick has some good insights but Taylor has literally nothing to offer.

>>213515343
taylor looks like a dude

>>213515373
i think thats what he is thinking. he knows he is a target now so keeping that extra power for another week is gold if he can win veto

mj was born in brooklyn and didn't move to nc til he was 5? what the fuck
that wasn't in the last dance

>>213515373
earlier he said should i (paraphrasing) "play for the team or play for myself"

>>213515382
taylors takes have been about herself jerry and derricks takes were alright

KING KEANU FOGGING OUT THE ROOM

kek

>>213515343
chelsie mogs

keanu actually does have mist

>>213515373
could be a good idea. losing vince here could be really good for him because they all see them as a duo and that he'd be weakened with him gone

>this is why showmances are fucking terrifying to have
>where are the relationships that I'm looking for
the projection is brazy

>>213515436
like mist or farts?

zaesty bros....

>its going well
>then morgan has to bring up the showmance
its a sinking ship

Morgan is so lost in the sauce she's asking for game advice from Keanu

>>213515473
both

>keanu: im closer to rachel than anyone here
>if she was picked for the veto, i honestly believe should would use it on me
lol keanu
>rachel doesnt talk to ava that much

>>213515448
She's kinda mid

Morgan really needs to flick her bean and relax

>>213515521
he flies too close to the sun and then gets wings burnt off.

the gears are spinning in morgan's mind

>>213515562
keanu is unintentionally mindfucking her

jimmy looks sad seeing the clips :c

ZACH RACHEL

good season this is

>>213515606
What clips?

>>213515606
sorry faggot
Peaches from the A don’t fuck with homos

>>213515521
>who gives a shit about social game, just fucking win bro

>>213515627
from jerry's clip show

>>213515621
very refreshing that people are self-interested and give a shit again
even rylie kinda woke up

Zach's been crashing out for hours

>vulture and knight right side of quad cam
oops i missed the kino screen cap

I thought it was gonna be Vince Zach Lauren at the final 3 bros.. they were supposed to be friends for life.. never forgiving this hobbit bitch

morgan finna crash out

>>213515702
Vince and Zach will make it

>Rach: it felt like you targeted me in the HOH comp
>Zach: i only started to because you targeted me twice during it
>Rach: it felt like you and Vinny were targeting me

Wtf was that from Morgan

>>213515685
He's the type of person who wants to be seen as perfect and has no idea how to handle it when he realizes people don't see him in that way

>>213515702
don't be a pussy
if zach and vince coasted through pretty boys style it would be boring as fuck

>nobody came to talk to me
>keanu was in there ranting while she cried

>>213515726
It's about the money. Throwing a hissy because he knows he's out if he doesn't give it up

>>213515737
uh oh

rachel is falling in love

>>213515498
based

>>213515328
I'm not a Rachel fan, but I will be if she gets out of the house and says she got fat to be underestimated.

>>213515738
It's a long road

this is the most forced production setup

>>213515719
lmao

This was right after morgon brought a cucumber or a zucchini into the bathroom

Rachel reading Zatch to filth

Funny how Zach was so secure in his power last week and now he's grovelling to Rachel, the person he was shit talking all last week

>>213515848
more like she's acting like a schizo
>you looked away when i made eye contact with you so that's why i targeted you in the comp

Vince, Ash is not going to vote for you, give it up

Rachel will be in BB13 shape by the end of the season

the bugs are winning

>Zach: what are you reading?
>Rylie: m&m box. paper m&m box.

>need you to fucking win bro
that's it yo

>why did you target me during the hoh
>....you chose me twice first
>okay that makes sense, so why did you target me during the hoh

>>213515953
>but why male models?

Jag gotta go.

chillers 2.0

Kelly winning veto and taking Vince off
Zach power
Rylie and Kat go up
Keanu wins blockbuster
Kat goes

SIMPMODE IS PISSED AT AVA

Ruh roh Rylie talking shit about Ava

>>213515969
that aged well

>>213515996
lemme get his suitcase right now
IMMA PACK HIS SUITCASE

>>213516034
>>213516038
his was dropping TRVKES

Think I might milk this a lot in future.

Vince is losing his snake charmer magic

to look through the files of simp's mind about the 3 bros it feels like
>he likes zach the most but is worried about him and kat targeting each other
>he likes vince 2nd most but thinks he's shady with how many people he talks to
>he likes keanu but is getting fed up with him and doesn't like him constantly pushing for him to cut kat soon

ASHLEY LYING TO VINCE ABOUT THE VOTE LOLOLOLOLOL

>>213516164
Misted him

>>213516154
gonna hurt herself like that lol

the hotties are having a meeting

>>213516184
imagine the broken wrist hospital christmas vote

peridot

Virgo is sapphire

>>213516245
god i wish that were me

i guess keanu told something to rylie and then rylie told that to mickey and then mickey told keanu that rylie said what he said and then keanu just told rylie that mickey told him what he said originally

big surprise. lauren scared again

>>213516245
morgo on the good stuff

You gettin caps schizo?

>keanu looks so short next to riley with that hat on and it's so funny
manletbros.... you're clowns to her......

THE LEFTOVERS

remember when fessy used a glass french press as a waterbottle

>lauren to cat: can i say something
>audio cuts

FISH

>>213516426
Both conversations suck so they're just taking a break. I dont blame em

They should bring back food competitions

/bb/ is pretty dead tonight. anons have lives or something?

>>213516446
yeah rachel was enjoying reminiscing about that the other day

currently busy banging your dad :3

>>213516477
Some girls are on dates, having a night on the town, doing other things
It's up to us to hold down the fort

kat rylie and lauren are upset that ava doesnt talk game with them
that should tell you chaps something

new thread

>>213516515
>>213516515
>>213516515

>>213516503
It bloody well should mate

>>213512791
lauren cant think fast enough for him

>>213516477
drinking a mai tai doing a little erp

lauren will MAYBE hang out with vince after this is all over? wtf...

>>213516672
She hasn't decided

>>213516672
she knows he wants a 3some