>HOH: Ava>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach>Veto: TBAPowers:
- Zach 10k bribe
previously on /bb/:
>>213508705
all unlocked fags must fucking hang
>ltp: if keanu is still up there, people would be IDIOTS to not send him home idiots
>>213511856 (OP)more like houseguests on the block on monday
>>213511251Damn its so hard to tell the difference between legal and not legal girls these days, like this breast size is literally Laurens and the face is basically adult.
Yes this take was worth carrying into a new thread.
>>213511906what an absolute retard
>I posted it again
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754658678890393.mp4
>>213511950Best black HG since Marvin
>vince to lauren
>tonight imma go bed at 10
>>213511950>ava, they turned me into a wojack! I am a wojack now, ava!
Is Zach's power one time use? What if Ava doesn't accept Zachs veto bribe?
I thought she was 21 so that would make you a hebephile instead nvm
>>213511856 (OP)Does anyone else sometimes cry at weird things?
I was looking at Luxo-Jr Legos and then I saw this on youtube and then went bawling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-trinXpLc0
Seriously psycho. Sorry I just felt like saying it somewhere but doesn't need a thread. I'll get more sleep.
>>213512029She can't deny it and yes it's only good for one time
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>>213512029the rule stipulates the HOH cant refute the offer
>>213512029its FORCED upon Ava reipu veto
>>213512091it would be based if ava then got the power and so on
>people are having fun in the background
>i cant watch that
>they switch to all 4 cams in the hoh so you dont know its happening
they really need 6 cams up if they want to show lame shit
>>213512029she can't deny it
it's a subtle social critique how current US government is extremely corrupt
good guy ian
https://streamable.com/q5hh8u
I thought Zach would push for the veto to be used on Vince so they'd both come off but he's not a true bro
>>213511906i mean he's kind of right. keanu is on a veto streak
Yep, another "long housed" season
>>213512169need dr to work that angle
we're the bye bye bitches
>>213512201>ermygawd girls!they all hate each other dude
a man is winning this season
>>213512169greedy hapa chud doesn't want to give the money to jew wop HOH creatura
the fun part about the 10k bribe is that you'll have to give it to the person that put you up. good entertainment
>>213512105>any timeSo Zack could try the blockbuster first?
>>213512244If the right things happen Keanu could easily just comp out
>bb unlocked ends
>captcha back to normal
morgan's last week on feeds
>>213512250>>213512263isn't 10k already 3rd place money?
>>213512300i wish ava and her are the ugliest
>>213512169he might after the veto comp itself but doesn't make sense to hint at his power until he knows they can pull it off
>>213511950*teleports from chair to chair*
>>213512300please don't say that shit
>>213512293yo wtf
>>213511931>these daysThe only thing different about "these days" is that these girls aren't legal.
It has never been easy to tell the difference between a post-pubescent teenager and a young adult woman.
The old showrunner of BB was a pedophile and reality tv pioneer named Arnold Shapiro. His protรฉgรฉ? Alison Grodner.
feeling rydawg's fit
>>213512425these bitches say that about every male
ropes is being so fucking messy tonight kek
now telling rat that vinny is ava's target
>>213512469KEANU HAS A SWORD
>>213512444I can't help but notice that she was really young too in 2001 when he began grooming her to ultimately take over Big Brother.
>>213512509who's rat? Kat?
why is button boy so schizo tonight
>>213512536She has a really interesting student becomes the master story and its very clear she knows a ton about human dynamics and relationships, very interesting woman
>>213512537the ship name for rylie and kat
fitting since they're so yucky
Ropehead is a retard, laying it all down to Riley and Kat right now who will 100% put her ass on the block as soon as they get HoH
this is the last season of BBUS
this franchise is not going to survive simpmode winning BB27
>>213512444release the shapiro files
>lauren: i just didn't wanna get voted out first, and i did that. soooo....
>Yep, called it 15 mins before nominations. It's gonna be me, Zach, and Vinny.
Love him to death but Keanu has his own way ret-conning events if it meant that it put him in nice situation.
keanu has to be fucking with lauren
>"i feel the best i've ever felt"
>as lauren has her two closest allies nom'd
>>213512629her talk about targets contradicts what ava told kat too, IIRC she told kat keanu was the target
this is the kind of messy shit that if it gets back to ava fucks her
>>213512680the dude basically has no filter
>>213512300imagine she gets booted without winning a single thing, she'd seethe until the end of her days
lauren status:
STRESS EATING
>>213512680the game never ends
every conversation is the battle of wits
>>213512676It's when women occupy power positions.
The HRification of everything.
The longhouse is a term that to the idea that the proto Europeans( before the invasion) were ran by matriarchal societies, this view is supported by people like Paglia but is widely speculative. It is based off the Venus statues which many see as a sign of the divine feminine.
>>213511931You can tell by the way they dress, speak, and and act. Those children look like adults because they're dressing and acting like adults do now (which they are adults now). Young people have their own fashion trends and mannerisms that they will carry into adulthood. Most young people have crazy eyes unironically.
little leah is live on tiktok talking about the dick situation
breaking news: wont is asleep
theres too many oblivious gaymers this season
>>213512834i'll try to take it more gentle next time
>>213512866He WONT wait until 10 pm to fall sleep
>>213512834didn't know she transitioned
hope it's small and feminine
Why does kelley dress hot now?
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it's kinda crazy how zach would've been in genuine danger were it not for his power for how under the radar he's seemed on target lists till now
>>213512930shes got good vibes
>>213512834She said she was bullied in high school
>>213512834>whiny gen z cunt is complaining that the boomers they spend all their time talking shit about is fighting back
>>213512956She was doing the bullying.
>>213512834what does that even mean
>>213512967boren wouldn't even make top 3 dumbest BB winners
>>213512967>they cut rykat at the endit will be great
>>213512834>>213512940How is he still doing it after all these years?
>>213512967tlp bikinis to finale night
>>213512990>here's your average bully victim
>>213513026Hatred for women keeps him alive
>>213512520Is there anyone in modern Big Brother as "emotive" as Devin?
>>213513026oh hes a washed up aids ridden corpse. But I do still wish he'd been able to play BB13
>>213512956>the jew cries out in pain as she strikes you
>>213513088she is so brave for this
>>213513088oh no... the performative twatter users that cry over a two sided war. go back
Finally we get Ava/Morgan feeds
>>213513088All she ever did was talk about herself, incessantly non-stop on the feeds. She's like the most vapid, shallow person to have ever been on this show.
>>213512930just wait til she turns on the mist. the house isnt ready.
>>213513088Bring this Leah back
>Do you honestly believe it's Ava's move?
>It's Rachel
>>213513223I remember when people were allowed to use words found in the dictionary
How are feeds tonight? Debating on watching them or the new Ice Cube movie thatโs supposed to be fucking terrible
>>213513043attractive women will tell you how ugly they looked in highschool and it's just them with a slightly different hairstyle
>zach: this isn't a riley situation, none of YOURE GOOD THIS WEEK
>>213513245It's been great so far.
Keanu and Kelly have been making some incredible reads.
Vinny and Zach flustered.
>>213513193kek is morgan expecting to park her ass in hoh all week again
>>213513223No wonder why she was always talking about Makโs feet
>>213513245im still waiting for a morgan melty
Rancid vibes in the painting room.
>zach: its time for keanu to lose
>vince: theres no way he can keep keep winning
zach the recruit doesn't understand why he's on the block
>how are we playing both sides? it makes no sense
Oh, *now* Zach is worried about how many more women there are than men in the house
>>213513378uht oh adrian mentioned the cook out now its zachs turn
getting a feeling zach's getting sent home with 10k in his pocket
>>213513378>let's adrian die so lauren doesn't have to make a tough decision
>>213513378Even he is noticing that this turning into 'long-housed' season.
Zaesty would be proud of him.
>>213513402Would this be worse than James getting sent home with two idols?
>>213513402nah they'll convince him to use it
>>213513330Zach getting humbled and the Weasel leaving this week would make it a good week
should have saved your boys, dumb fucks
It feels like Vince this week. He's got darkness surrounding him.
>>213513421nah at least zach gets 10k and james gets the title of dumbest survivor. Big brothers dumbest is still marcellas
>>213513472>Big brothers dumbest is still marcellaswouldn't it be lawon? dude volunteered to be evicted
although I guess marcellas could actually win and threw it away for no reason
>>213513539bull riding turned his brain into mush
>Vince wins Veto
>Saves Vince
>Keanu wins blockbuster
>Zach saves himself by bribing
>Total Ava death
Can I manifest this, bro?
kat likes to eat pickled jalapenos with her popcorn. she also just eats pickles with popcorn too.
>>213513629been manifesting this since ava said her noms
>lauren: one time i was having fun and i put ice cream between two cookies and ate it
you know if rachel just treats this as a summer vacay where she got in shape she could think of this as quite a success compared to how she looked when she first came in
it's a new hour that means it's time for ropes to chuck another ally utb
Ropehead just giving all the info she gathered today to the kike rodent
>>213513663what a mad lass
>it's giving top 6 behavior
what a weird compliment
none of the black women will be friends after the season ends lmao
Ava said she should've put up Ashley. Good for /ourboys but will be sad with no more Chaos Ash
>>213513088what's the problem
one day of leah enjoying starbucks is more important than a billion palestinian lives
Yes Zach tell this to Will, very smart.
>>213513795ropes comment is giving early bitter juror
>>213513795ropes is going to get herself into block city if she keeps this up
nothing like telling someone they're at the bottom of your alliance in a backhanded complement
ZACH YOU A BIG BOY
FIGURE IT OUT
>morgan is now on the radar
>lauren is safe
hmmm she might save the season
ava is fucking tuckered out. too much wine last night
>>213513782At first glance I thought that bitch's head was some sort of scratching post for a cat.
ZACH SAVED HER WEEK ONE
HOW DARE SHE
>>213513818extremely stupid he is soooo lucky he has guaranteed safety this week
>>213513818what did he say? i was watching mickey run circles around all the other HGs
>>213513842She hasn't had her 6 naps yet
why is zach so mad he can just save himself
Can't believe Zach is talking like this to Won't. He shouldn't trust that nignog
>>213513842this ugly bitch the type to think she's a solid 8/10
>>213513869tasty lauren poop?
>>213513886furious he got outright blindsided and didn't see it coming and that he's losing 10k to her over this
>>213513891he is way too confident in his read this is all rachels fault, the dumbass
in another week he would be avas target thanks to this shit
>>213513886Because he has to give her 10k to be safe kek
If someone told me a 9 woman vs 8 man house was going to turn into a 8 woman vs 4 man house, I wouldve never believed them.
>>213513919it's only 6k after trump takes it
>>213513886hes mad he cant use it to save lauren
kelley's feet are kinda big lol
lel ava keeps reassuring lauren and she's gonna have to put her up if zach pops his power and she loses the veto
>>213513983ava could still have a brain fart and put morgan up
>>213513886His reason is that he thought of bringing Ava to the jury.
Now, he is blindsided.
>>213513894not when she stares this contrast in the face 24/7
vince vs morgan. who goes?
>>213513983why she keeps playing in the face of everyone but vince and keanu is beyond me, it's just needlessly pissing them off against her
>Hi Mickey!!!
>I don't like her
kek
recruits like zach just don't understand the nuances of BB
>>213514004morgan is the first renom isn't she?
if the veto is used on someone other than zach, and then zach gives her $10k, I think it would be morgan then lauren, unless I missed something on feeds
Kelley says hi to Mickey, immediately whispers to Vinny she doesn't like her.
/ourgirl
Keanu 4 Veto
my heart is always tickled when ava refers to renom(singular)
>>213514018probably Vince unfortunately
>I don't know if you should because I spit a seed back into there
I've seen enough, ava is winning bb27
>>213514018morgan imo
the swing votes this week are kat/rylie/kelley/keanu if he's down
>>213514055as of right now my impression is morgan would be her first renom choice followed by lauren, but we have to caveat all this renom talk that we've got plenty of time for targets to shift around or be added/removed
>>213514052some catch on but most don't like mak who went an entire season without understanding a single thing
kek Vince keeps asking Kelley if the house would prefer to have Keanu leave or to split up Vinny/Zach but Kelley has already told him she didn't know Vinny/Zach had an alliance
>>213514018I think vince could get the votes
>kelley>keanu>zach>lauren>simp>katthat's enough
>>213514052it's more he's way too arrogant about his reads and really takes his hand off the wheel when he thinks things are going well. common flaws to be fair but flaws all the same
>>213514086yes. forgot the F3 of rylie/keanu/vince (which keanu said on cam about a 1/2 hour ago)
>>213514060Hilarious, Mickey gutted her own alliance to save someone that hates her
>>213514128>zachgod I'd love to watch morgan come to terms with zach voting her out live on stage with julie
kelley's ego is through the fucking roof right now like she's the ultimate BB player
>Kelley: imagine i get picked to play veto and take zach off hehe
>Vince: yeah right
>Vince starts to look panicked
he kinda looks like the mastermind.
kelley just told Vinny "imagine if I win and take Zach off"
>>213514235this is the sort of thing he'll schizo about for days over kek
>>213514244i like when he was crying yesterday
>>213514235>>213514244the instigator kelley is back
>>213514235>>213514244mindfuckin vince before the comp tomorrow
surprised none of the laurensimps are capping her laying like this right now
>Kelley still thinks she's allied with someone that won't even play veto for her
>shes a weed shes hard to kill
>and so am i
>>213514201But she is because she's winning this season anon, sorry to break it to you
>>213514295because the hammock talk is more entertaining
>>213514244The theory that "vince is the mastermind" has been gaining some traction.
This is from a few days ago.
>>213514295what're you suggesting
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>ap art
Reminder that this is the street art Ava does
>>213514516*thinking of gaming
who called Kat a liar to her face today? I can barely hear them
>>213514624Ashley I think?
>>213514624i think she said ashley did earlier
>>213514624probably ashley
where's chaos ash been? havent seen her today
seethin that kelly's chilling and doesn't have to game
>>213514655ok I actually agree, a little leah onlyfans would be yummy
>vince trying to gather votes against zach
>>213514467imagine if instead if paint it was her poop, pee and period blood
Rylie saying that Kelley is always staring at him and Kat when they're together and it freaks him out
>turn the cameras off
>fish
ZACH IS RUNNING THIS PRODUCTION CREW
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>>213514804paras did this
>the house just assuming keanu will win veto again
I feel like their jinxing him...
>Vinny: "turn the cameras off"
>the cameras turn off
MASTERMIND BROS??? HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US
>>213514816what's the societal equivalent to an iranian fucking a white boy
maybe morgan the heathen
>about the rogue vote: "whoever did that is fucking reckless" - Keanu to Ashley
lol
WHO WAS THE ROGUE VOTE
WAS IT YOU KEANU
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>Rachel makes comment about Keanu using the bike barefoot
>Ashley says she doesn't like biking because it hurts her crotch
Prompt bros they replayed the scene jerry is on keanu's side
black people eat they food like this
but asian people, they eat they food like this
might be interesting if vinny doesn't win the veto
Keanu is doing it again.
He's retconning things.
I wanna flip through the files in Laurenโs mind if you catch my drift
>>213515060yeah I want to stick my dick in her mouth too
Keanu, why the fuck are you asking Rylie about having to ditch Katherine eventually? weird hypothetical when neither of them are on the block
did keanu just ask rylie if he is willing to let kat go sometime?
and telling him his told everyone today that rylie wins hands down if they voted today
wtf is he doing
>>213515101don't question him
>>213515092he's fucking retarded
luckily rylie's even more retarded
BASED SIMP TALKING TO THE CAMS
>>213515101planting seeds so when Keanu and Kylie are the F3 Rylie will sacrifice himself
>>213515101social game is for suckers who can't win vetoes
WHAT IS GOIN ON MAN
STICKY ASS SITUATION
>Simp: Katherine is always gonna stay in my book
simp until the end
So it seems plausible that taylor hale is pulling strings from her pageant connections to get the big brother commentator roles.
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damn his bulge is huge even in jeans
BASED SIMPMODE COWBOY
WE RIDE FOR THAT WHITE PUSY, WE RIDE THAT WHITE PUSY
>when the fuck do they talk
damn morgan can't even mist keanu
...is it just me or is Rachel looking a lot less dumpy in just a few weeks?
>>213515259it's from being on slop like three weeks in a row and working out a lot
>>213515255he would know. he follows zach around the house kek
>>213515196she has friends at cbs
who does Morgan think are Ava's three strongies allies? Will obviously but not sure who else
Quit fuckin with your mic
>>213515259The exercising has definitely paid off. I almost think she's made herself look dumpy on purpose and now is working it off. This week is the instigation she needed to completely fly under the radar. Only Zach was thinking of targeting her and now he's full anti-cookout seething. She's even got another shield prepped in Ash and even Ropes.
>>213515318you should apply to be Mr. B for next season
>>213515308might drop the side show
imagine Zach wins veto, uses it on himself, then keeps his power for another time? might make sense why he's not telling Vinny about it
>>213515343The only parts worth watching are the clips from the house that they cut from the feeds, and you can probably find those posted online afterwards.
Derrick has some good insights but Taylor has literally nothing to offer.
>>213515343taylor looks like a dude
>>213515373i think thats what he is thinking. he knows he is a target now so keeping that extra power for another week is gold if he can win veto
mj was born in brooklyn and didn't move to nc til he was 5? what the fuck
that wasn't in the last dance
>>213515373earlier he said should i (paraphrasing) "play for the team or play for myself"
>>213515382taylors takes have been about herself jerry and derricks takes were alright
KING KEANU FOGGING OUT THE ROOM
>keanu to morgan: they're isolating you so you come closer to them
keanu actually does have mist
>>213515373could be a good idea. losing vince here could be really good for him because they all see them as a duo and that he'd be weakened with him gone
>this is why showmances are fucking terrifying to have
>where are the relationships that I'm looking for
the projection is brazy
>>213515436like mist or farts?
>its going well
>then morgan has to bring up the showmance
its a sinking ship
Morgan is so lost in the sauce she's asking for game advice from Keanu
>keanu: im closer to rachel than anyone here
>if she was picked for the veto, i honestly believe should would use it on me
lol keanu
>rachel doesnt talk to ava that much
>>213515448She's kinda mid
Morgan really needs to flick her bean and relax
>>213515521he flies too close to the sun and then gets wings burnt off.
the gears are spinning in morgan's mind
>Morgan: Vinny is everything to me
>>213515562keanu is unintentionally mindfucking her
jimmy looks sad seeing the clips :c
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good season this is
>>213515606sorry faggot
Peaches from the A donโt fuck with homos
>>213515521>who gives a shit about social game, just fucking win bro
>>213515627from jerry's clip show
>>213515621very refreshing that people are self-interested and give a shit again
even rylie kinda woke up
Zach's been crashing out for hours
>vulture and knight right side of quad cam
oops i missed the kino screen cap
I thought it was gonna be Vince Zach Lauren at the final 3 bros.. they were supposed to be friends for life.. never forgiving this hobbit bitch
>>213515702Vince and Zach will make it
>Rach: it felt like you targeted me in the HOH comp
>Zach: i only started to because you targeted me twice during it
>Rach: it felt like you and Vinny were targeting me
>>213515685He's the type of person who wants to be seen as perfect and has no idea how to handle it when he realizes people don't see him in that way
>>213515702don't be a pussy
if zach and vince coasted through pretty boys style it would be boring as fuck
>nobody came to talk to me
>keanu was in there ranting while she cried
>>213515726It's about the money. Throwing a hissy because he knows he's out if he doesn't give it up
rachel is falling in love
>>213515328I'm not a Rachel fan, but I will be if she gets out of the house and says she got fat to be underestimated.
>>213515738It's a long road
this is the most forced production setup
This was right after morgon brought a cucumber or a zucchini into the bathroom
Rachel reading Zatch to filth
Funny how Zach was so secure in his power last week and now he's grovelling to Rachel, the person he was shit talking all last week
>>213515848more like she's acting like a schizo
>you looked away when i made eye contact with you so that's why i targeted you in the comp
Vince, Ash is not going to vote for you, give it up
Rachel will be in BB13 shape by the end of the season
>Zach: what are you reading?
>Rylie: m&m box. paper m&m box.
>need you to fucking win bro
that's it yo
>why did you target me during the hoh
>....you chose me twice first
>okay that makes sense, so why did you target me during the hoh
>>213515953>but why male models?
Kelly winning veto and taking Vince off
Zach power
Rylie and Kat go up
Keanu wins blockbuster
Kat goes
SIMPMODE IS PISSED AT AVA
Ruh roh Rylie talking shit about Ava
>>213515969that aged well
>>213515996lemme get his suitcase right now
IMMA PACK HIS SUITCASE
>>213516034>>213516038his was dropping TRVKES
>i love her to death but she needs to get the fuck out of the house she's pissing me off bro
Think I might milk this a lot in future.
Vince is losing his snake charmer magic
to look through the files of simp's mind about the 3 bros it feels like
>he likes zach the most but is worried about him and kat targeting each other
>he likes vince 2nd most but thinks he's shady with how many people he talks to
>he likes keanu but is getting fed up with him and doesn't like him constantly pushing for him to cut kat soon
ASHLEY LYING TO VINCE ABOUT THE VOTE LOLOLOLOLOL
>>213516154gonna hurt herself like that lol
the hotties are having a meeting
>>213516184imagine the broken wrist hospital christmas vote
>>213516245god i wish that were me
i guess keanu told something to rylie and then rylie told that to mickey and then mickey told keanu that rylie said what he said and then keanu just told rylie that mickey told him what he said originally
big surprise. lauren scared again
>>213516245morgo on the good stuff
>keanu looks so short next to riley with that hat on and it's so funny
manletbros.... you're clowns to her......
remember when fessy used a glass french press as a waterbottle
>lauren to cat: can i say something
>audio cuts
>>213516426Both conversations suck so they're just taking a break. I dont blame em
They should bring back food competitions
/bb/ is pretty dead tonight. anons have lives or something?
>>213516446yeah rachel was enjoying reminiscing about that the other day
currently busy banging your dad :3
>>213516477Some girls are on dates, having a night on the town, doing other things
It's up to us to hold down the fort
kat rylie and lauren are upset that ava doesnt talk game with them
that should tell you chaps something
>>213516503It bloody well should mate
>>213512791lauren cant think fast enough for him
>>213516477drinking a mai tai doing a little erp
lauren will MAYBE hang out with vince after this is all over? wtf...
>>213516672She hasn't decided
>>213516672she knows he wants a 3some