>>213513845 (OP)I was disappointed when I learned they're the same age
>>213514037Don't give 'em his coat back
>>213516302Just imagine the subway employee preparing that order and deciding "I'm not gonna cut this in half so it looks even sillier."
>>213514135Everything about this movie was so comically bad. It's really slept on in the bad movie lover community.
>>213517117HR Mommy should have known better!
>>213516966why is rhaegar a blackfyre?
>what a skibidi sigma rizz ohio ong dun dun dun zahur gyat man u are...!
>>213514110Why did Americans love these 3 jews so much?
>>213517759No one suspected is was subversive wickedness
>>213516302Maybe he wouldn't be so fat if he stopped eating big people food.
>>213517567Don't make me spank you nigger
>>213513845 (OP)>what are forward young man you are makes me diamonds every time
>>213513935Uhm, excuse me? Is he using trannies as the butt of a joke? Making fun? Fascist republicans always genocide the LGBT+ community. This must've been during the Bush years. I'm not laughing, I'm shaking.
The spoiler is part of it for me
>>213513845 (OP)the man she is looking at is a superchad btw and probably married someone more rich and beautiful than Hathaway
>>213514560Use a question mark, Jeetus.
>>213518554yeah but he is saying transvestites
>>213518554The world is moving on from emotional people
>>213518582It's acceptable nomenclature. When do you go back to school?
>>213518604Nomenclature my ass. Maybe in Islamabad. And with all due respect, saar, school is out.
>>213518683I'm literally whiter than you
>school is outYeah, I know. When do (you) go back?
>>213518760>I'm literally whiter than youNot possible, I'm actually white, I don't have to argue over degrees of whiteness. All my ancestors are white. I'm white.
>>213518760>Yeah, I know. When do (you) go back?Never, you must not have heard the song. Or seen the movie.
>>213518906Shitalians aren't white and neither are turks or greeks. I remain whiter than you, mehet
>>213513845 (OP)I just realized this is Chris Van Vliet of /pw/ fame
Wow
>>213518988Yeah, I'm not any of that. I'm descended from the pilgrims, bitch.
>>213516406Heโs holding a 6โ subโฆ
>>213519557Scrubs is basically the same 5 jokes repeated forever.
>>213514037Why is that even a thing?
>>213519627Faustian spirit, you wouldn't get it.
>>213518463how in the name of god do you even begin to evolve like this?
>>213514037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5dib3VAs8M
>>213513845 (OP)I want to get groped and raped by Anne Hathaway
>>213519198Same lol, attention span is so fucked never got to the end of a 10 second webm
>>213519608he just wanted to introduce..
a little chaos..
>>213513845 (OP)how do i become a forward young man /tv/
i'm 34 btw
Do you expect me to find the interview and start the video around 10 seconds before this clip
During a press junket for her latest film, Anne Hathaway sat gracefully in the interview room, answering questions with her usual charm. Suddenly, a young reporter leaned in a little too eagerly and asked, โAnne, if you werenโt an actress, would you consider dating a fan like me?โ
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**Anne Hathaway:**
*(smiling with playful surprise)*
โWhat a forward young man you are!โ
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**Aftermath:**
The room burst into light laughter, and the reporter, slightly flushed but undeterred, grinned and said, โJust trying to keep things interesting!โ Anne winked and replied, โWell, keep that confidenceโit might take you far, but maybe not quite this far.โ The interview smoothly shifted back to movie talk, leaving everyone amused and relaxed.
>>213520151Imagine if she disappeared and this was the last thing she posted
>>213519016most of these are just regular life these days, and that's morbid
>>213514090I have such a strong urge to punch him in his face every time I see that picture
>>213516797Kek. This is maga country
>>213521006This guy is always down for the "evil posh bastard" roles
>>213514122What's the evolutionary benefit to looking like this?
>>213516767Its one of the most famously bad movies of all time
>>213519687Every single living thing on this planet is part of a 4 billion year long lineage of trial and error. Everything else reached a point where it's genes weren't passed on for one reason or another. For a snake to look like that, a lot of of incel snakes who didn't look like that had to starve to death as virgins.
>>213513845 (OP)That picture of Warwick Davis in Auschwitz always makes me laugh.
>>213520891It's mildly scary how well this fits.
>>213520151That man has human body parts in his fridge
>>213514122Hello, Maggie. It's been a while.
>>213521071yes its the god gamer himself.
>>213513845 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIkjwTMc7oU
>>213518463Based snek (i hate them so much)
>>213521663Mortal Cumbat on Brazzers?
>>213513935holy fucking based we need to bring this kind of humor back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU
>>213518574I'm a snoodfag but I enjoy the mischievous bantz
Would wake up 30 minutes before her to cum on her 5head and rub it in to hide the evidence
>>213522000Isn't the twist of the episode that they straight up do commit more crimes
>>213517040It's sad to say I could easily eat it in like 20 minutes as well.
>>213524156Yes. And Neelix the bleeding heart, lover of all things, is fucking appalled by the criminal instead of the messenger (Paris)
Oy to the motherfucking vey
>>213523792Fun fact: talibans used the ban to sell their stock of fresh heroin at a big margin and then they started producing a ton of meth almost immediately after
>>213524297whaaaaaaat are you telling tradliban bvlls are also full of shit muzzies? how could this be?!! but bald miles said they were le zased!!
>>213524506kys tripfag
verification not requir*d
>>213524700Praying he didn't go to Epstein's Island Elijah Wood seems like a chill dude
>>213525107the guy is like 7" tall, i mean, come on, surely he woulda done SOMETHING...
>>213524729Chris asked her if she gained weight and if she can wear the Catwoman suit again, or something
>>213516797I wonder how they all reacted when they were informed it was all a hoax?
>>213516959>>213517063To be fair to Page, at least she decided to troon out after she hit the wall. The world got to appreciate her in her prime. But man she was a cutie.
>>213519016Damn I remember when I saw this picture for the first time years ago I thought how crazy Americans are, now most of it sounds quite tame compared to today's society.
>>213519687Evolution is just a theory.
>>213520297it's "can't sleep troons will _braid_ me" you fucking hack
>>213518807>>213525521At 00:08 she tucks her cleavage a bit. Seeing Christina Hendricks probably made her feel self-conscious
>>213526506I made this long ago. Don't know why
>>213526397Why? Thin women aren't envious of fat cows
>>213513920When THE BBC BVLL PENETRATES YOUR SNOWBUNNY TENDONS
>>213514037From that height spinal paralysis doesn't feel like anything.
>>213525212Are you joking? They don't care about reality, their entire job is making a fake reality and forcing it on people.
>>213526556Yeah they probably had each other's guts for some reason. Maybe they had awkward lesbian sex.
>>213525232when he tapped on the screen it should have zoomed in on her tits
>>213524246It gets said every time, but the drinks would be the hardest part. You can't compress a fluid and the sugar rush from four cokes would be immense.
>>213514037He died doing what he loved.
>>213528012Falling and hitting the ground.
>>213528291https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-Tzxx0XFrjI
>>213528359https://youtu.be/faAgg0Uc3FU?si=fWGdrnKG7vdxyREB
>>213513845 (OP)Always gives me an audible chuckle
>>213528411not watching 18 minute whiny millennial spiel
>>213514037>Nock told Inside Edition that he collapsed a lung, cracked three ribs, crushed his vertebrae and got a small crack in his spine.Linkara lived.
https://youtu.be/izrz0bQ6sqU
>>213521178Cos he's fucking brilliant at that
>>213519687All health, beauty, intelligence, and social grace has been teased from a vast butcherโs yard of unbounded carnage, requiring incalculable eons of massacre to draw forth even the subtlest of advantages.
>>213517725For me it's the Skyrim edits
>>213517063Leo's making some crude comment that Ellen doesn't approve of
>>213521663It's famously terrible but it's not really a bad movie many people watch for fun, and they should. Almost every scene is laughably retarded and inept.
>>213514037God punishing him because history of power rangers has no set schedule