Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:28:39 AM
No.213514028
>>213513845 (OP)
I was disappointed when I learned they're the same age
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:33:18 AM
No.213514138
>>213514259
>>213514037
Don't give 'em his coat back
>>213516302
Just imagine the subway employee preparing that order and deciding "I'm not gonna cut this in half so it looks even sillier."
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:26:39 AM
No.213516767
>>213521663
>>213514135
Everything about this movie was so comically bad. It's really slept on in the bad movie lover community.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:56:39 AM
No.213517315
>>213517117
HR Mommy should have known better!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:10:29 AM
No.213517567
>>213517832
>>213516966
why is rhaegar a blackfyre?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:15:35 AM
No.213517644
>what a skibidi sigma rizz ohio ong dun dun dun zahur gyat man u are...!
>>213514110
Why did Americans love these 3 jews so much?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:23:21 AM
No.213517790
>>213517759
No one suspected is was subversive wickedness
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:23:37 AM
No.213517798
>>213516302
Maybe he wouldn't be so fat if he stopped eating big people food.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:25:23 AM
No.213517832
>>213517567
Don't make me spank you nigger
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:28:33 AM
No.213517893
>>213513845 (OP)
>what are forward young man you are
makes me diamonds every time
>>213513935
Uhm, excuse me? Is he using trannies as the butt of a joke? Making fun? Fascist republicans always genocide the LGBT+ community. This must've been during the Bush years. I'm not laughing, I'm shaking.
The spoiler is part of it for me
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:05:05 AM
No.213518577
>>213530741
>>213513845 (OP)
the man she is looking at is a superchad btw and probably married someone more rich and beautiful than Hathaway
>>213514560
Use a question mark, Jeetus.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:06:07 AM
No.213518593
>>213518554
yeah but he is saying transvestites
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:06:18 AM
No.213518597
>>213518554
The world is moving on from emotional people
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:06:44 AM
No.213518604
>>213518683
>>213518582
It's acceptable nomenclature. When do you go back to school?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:13:19 AM
No.213518683
>>213518760
>>213518604
Nomenclature my ass. Maybe in Islamabad. And with all due respect, saar, school is out.
>>213518683
I'm literally whiter than you
>school is out
Yeah, I know. When do (you) go back?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:28:15 AM
No.213518906
>>213518988
>>213518760
>I'm literally whiter than you
Not possible, I'm actually white, I don't have to argue over degrees of whiteness. All my ancestors are white. I'm white.
>>213518760
>Yeah, I know. When do (you) go back?
Never, you must not have heard the song. Or seen the movie.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:34:09 AM
No.213518988
>>213519543
>>213518906
Shitalians aren't white and neither are turks or greeks. I remain whiter than you, mehet
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:48:52 AM
No.213519198
>>213520257
>>213513845 (OP)
I just realized this is Chris Van Vliet of /pw/ fame
Wow
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:16:50 AM
No.213519543
>>213518988
Yeah, I'm not any of that. I'm descended from the pilgrims, bitch.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:19:57 AM
No.213519573
>>213516406
Heβs holding a 6β subβ¦
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:20:01 AM
No.213519575
>>213519694
>>213519557
Scrubs is basically the same 5 jokes repeated forever.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:24:50 AM
No.213519627
>>213519637
>>213514037
Why is that even a thing?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:25:44 AM
No.213519637
>>213519627
Faustian spirit, you wouldn't get it.
>>213518463
how in the name of god do you even begin to evolve like this?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:47:44 AM
No.213519972
>>213513845 (OP)
I want to get groped and raped by Anne Hathaway
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:12:08 AM
No.213520257
>>213519198
Same lol, attention span is so fucked never got to the end of a 10 second webm
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:22:30 AM
No.213520400
>>213519608
he just wanted to introduce..
a little chaos..
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:23:48 AM
No.213520418
>>213513845 (OP)
how do i become a forward young man /tv/
i'm 34 btw
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:23:55 AM
No.213520421
Do you expect me to find the interview and start the video around 10 seconds before this clip
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:25:30 AM
No.213520447
During a press junket for her latest film, Anne Hathaway sat gracefully in the interview room, answering questions with her usual charm. Suddenly, a young reporter leaned in a little too eagerly and asked, βAnne, if you werenβt an actress, would you consider dating a fan like me?β
---
**Anne Hathaway:**
*(smiling with playful surprise)*
βWhat a forward young man you are!β
---
**Aftermath:**
The room burst into light laughter, and the reporter, slightly flushed but undeterred, grinned and said, βJust trying to keep things interesting!β Anne winked and replied, βWell, keep that confidenceβit might take you far, but maybe not quite this far.β The interview smoothly shifted back to movie talk, leaving everyone amused and relaxed.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:25:42 AM
No.213520451
>>213520151
Imagine if she disappeared and this was the last thing she posted
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:58:34 AM
No.213520891
>>213522726
>>213519016
most of these are just regular life these days, and that's morbid
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:04:16 AM
No.213520949
>>213514090
I have such a strong urge to punch him in his face every time I see that picture
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:06:00 AM
No.213520965
>>213516797
Kek. This is maga country
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:23:15 AM
No.213521178
>>213529118
>>213521006
This guy is always down for the "evil posh bastard" roles
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:57:53 AM
No.213521645
>>213514122
What's the evolutionary benefit to looking like this?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:59:10 AM
No.213521663
>>213523557
>>213529824
>>213516767
Its one of the most famously bad movies of all time
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:12:59 PM
No.213521858
>>213519687
Every single living thing on this planet is part of a 4 billion year long lineage of trial and error. Everything else reached a point where it's genes weren't passed on for one reason or another. For a snake to look like that, a lot of of incel snakes who didn't look like that had to starve to death as virgins.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:07:47 PM
No.213522446
>>213513845 (OP)
That picture of Warwick Davis in Auschwitz always makes me laugh.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:27:22 PM
No.213522726
>>213520891
It's mildly scary how well this fits.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:59:39 PM
No.213523159
>>213520151
That man has human body parts in his fridge
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:02:39 PM
No.213523210
>>213514122
Hello, Maggie. It's been a while.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:05:28 PM
No.213523244
>>213521071
yes its the god gamer himself.
femanon
!M6R0eWkIpk
8/9/2025, 2:13:13 PM
No.213523346
>>213518463
Based snek (i hate them so much)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:30:01 PM
No.213523557
>>213521663
Mortal Cumbat on Brazzers?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:37:14 PM
No.213523642
>>213513935
holy fucking based we need to bring this kind of humor back
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:40:14 PM
No.213523676
>>213518574
I'm a snoodfag but I enjoy the mischievous bantz
Would wake up 30 minutes before her to cum on her 5head and rub it in to hide the evidence
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:10:54 PM
No.213524156
>>213524253
>>213522000
Isn't the twist of the episode that they straight up do commit more crimes
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:16:39 PM
No.213524246
>>213527855
>>213517040
It's sad to say I could easily eat it in like 20 minutes as well.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:17:11 PM
No.213524253
>>213524156
Yes. And Neelix the bleeding heart, lover of all things, is fucking appalled by the criminal instead of the messenger (Paris)
Oy to the motherfucking vey
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:19:27 PM
No.213524297
>>213524506
>>213523792
Fun fact: talibans used the ban to sell their stock of fresh heroin at a big margin and then they started producing a ton of meth almost immediately after
femanon
!M6R0eWkIpk
8/9/2025, 3:31:03 PM
No.213524506
>>213524540
>>213524297
whaaaaaaat are you telling tradliban bvlls are also full of shit muzzies? how could this be?!! but bald miles said they were le zased!!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:33:45 PM
No.213524540
>>213524506
kys tripfag
verification not requir*d
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:43:15 PM
No.213524744
>>213524700
Praying he didn't go to Epstein's Island Elijah Wood seems like a chill dude
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:03:48 PM
No.213525126
>>213525107
the guy is like 7" tall, i mean, come on, surely he woulda done SOMETHING...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:05:32 PM
No.213525162
>>213524729
Chris asked her if she gained weight and if she can wear the Catwoman suit again, or something
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:08:08 PM
No.213525212
>>213526692
>>213516797
I wonder how they all reacted when they were informed it was all a hoax?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:08:57 PM
No.213525227
>>213516959
>>213517063
To be fair to Page, at least she decided to troon out after she hit the wall. The world got to appreciate her in her prime. But man she was a cutie.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:25:41 PM
No.213525523
>>213519016
Damn I remember when I saw this picture for the first time years ago I thought how crazy Americans are, now most of it sounds quite tame compared to today's society.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:41:38 PM
No.213525856
>>213519687
Evolution is just a theory.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:03:34 PM
No.213526294
>>213520297
it's "can't sleep troons will _braid_ me" you fucking hack
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:09:20 PM
No.213526397
>>213526556
>>213518807
>>213525521
At 00:08 she tucks her cleavage a bit. Seeing Christina Hendricks probably made her feel self-conscious
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:14:55 PM
No.213526539
>>213526642
>>213526506
I made this long ago. Don't know why
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:15:42 PM
No.213526556
>>213526992
>>213526397
Why? Thin women aren't envious of fat cows
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:18:08 PM
No.213526609
>>213513920
When THE BBC BVLL PENETRATES YOUR SNOWBUNNY TENDONS
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:19:37 PM
No.213526637
>>213514037
From that height spinal paralysis doesn't feel like anything.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:22:13 PM
No.213526692
>>213525212
Are you joking? They don't care about reality, their entire job is making a fake reality and forcing it on people.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:36:00 PM
No.213526992
>>213526556
Yeah they probably had each other's guts for some reason. Maybe they had awkward lesbian sex.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:13:42 PM
No.213527778
>>213525232
when he tapped on the screen it should have zoomed in on her tits
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:15:25 PM
No.213527808
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:17:57 PM
No.213527855
>>213524246
It gets said every time, but the drinks would be the hardest part. You can't compress a fluid and the sugar rush from four cokes would be immense.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:25:04 PM
No.213528012
>>213528260
>>213514037
He died doing what he loved.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:35:36 PM
No.213528260
>>213528012
Falling and hitting the ground.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:42:05 PM
No.213528426
>>213528451
>>213513845 (OP)
Always gives me an audible chuckle
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:47:51 PM
No.213528559
>>213528411
not watching 18 minute whiny millennial spiel
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:11:06 PM
No.213529118
>>213521178
Cos he's fucking brilliant at that
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:13:26 PM
No.213529165
>>213519687
All health, beauty, intelligence, and social grace has been teased from a vast butcherβs yard of unbounded carnage, requiring incalculable eons of massacre to draw forth even the subtlest of advantages.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:21:26 PM
No.213529364
>>213517725
For me it's the Skyrim edits
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:21:29 PM
No.213529367
>>213517063
Leo's making some crude comment that Ellen doesn't approve of
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:40:08 PM
No.213529824
>>213521663
It's famously terrible but it's not really a bad movie many people watch for fun, and they should. Almost every scene is laughably retarded and inept.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:06:55 PM
No.213530477
>>213514037
God punishing him because history of power rangers has no set schedule
