>"NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP FUCKING CO-OPTING OUR "JOKES" YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SEETHING MAD!!!!!!!"

Why are South Park so pathetic?

When's the Israel episode coming out

Matt and Trey are gigachads. Simmer down right wing retards.

>Why are South Park so pathetic?

Honestly, unless South Park suddenly becomes insightful and witty (lol) Republicans just showed how to co-opt whatever criticism they throw at you. Could only be funnier if they made the SP caricatures their official avatars and Matt and Trey had mental breakdowns over it.

>>213514814
>Matt and Trey had mental breakdowns over it.
The most unironically pathetic moment of this whole shitheap is when Trey tweeted this
He could have tweeted literally anything else but apparently his postironic Gen Xer brain forced him into this

>>213514868
>#eatabagofdicks
epic louis ck from 2008 pwn

>>213514814
>>213514868

>>213514746 (OP)
that's a little gay lol they're obv salty rip

>>213514943
Well last week they were calling the show dumb for poopoo retards, but no one really cares anymore because they're all a bunch of pedophiles and pedo defenders. It's just jeets and Jews now.

Damn Matt and Trey can't stop taking Ls. They should just abscond with however many millions they got to keep making the show and hire ghostwriters.

>>213514975
you sound a lil crazy but I did like the 1st episode 2nd felt ehh

but yes a lot were shittin on it

>>213515025
Only 1500 millions.

>>213514746 (OP)
>trying to co-opt SP jokes as if it erases the fact that the White House put out an statement over the 1st ep
Lmao

>>213515028
What is sanity anymore?

>>213514790
Let's just take a look a the wives of these gigachads... oh nononononononono! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Buzz your girlfriend, woof! They look worse than michelle obama!

>>213514746 (OP)
The south park episodes have been fucking garbage from old men whose talent has dried up with their balls.
HOWEVER
These retards have managed to embarrass themselves even more than 15 years of shitty south park episodes simply by being so clearly buttmad about it. These people are supposed to be leaders of a state (lol, lmao even) and it's ultra embarrassing for them to be pretending like they're laughing along with some low brow cartoon caricature of themselves that was clearly borne from abject hate, let alone even acknowledging it. It comes off as pathetic and desperate.

>>213514746 (OP)
lmao, i've got to check up on the new season

>someone makes a ridiculous offensive caricature of you
>"literally me"
gottem.................

>>213515192
Look what "ignore it and be the bigger, more mature man" won for McCain and Romney and Dole

the 'cord is going harder on this then they were Harland

>>213514764
Never

Why do "comedians" do nothing except throw tantrums anymore

>>213514814
It looks like they did judging from OP's pic

>>213514868
eat a bag of dicks is something a lame 30-year-old redditor girl would say

>>213515229
If someone throws an impotent conniption fit you're supposed to stop what you're doing and address the wailing retard... NOT

>>213514746 (OP)
>her story in the episode is about how desperate ICE is to get people willing to be the badguys that they hire literally anyone
GUYS SOUTHPARK MENTIONED US
JOIN DOT ICE DOT GOV

>>213514746 (OP)
>>213514764
until south park criticizes israel i don't care what they have to say and cannot even begin to take their opinion seriously
feel that way about any political commentary in any media these days - whether the criticism is coming from the right or the left, i cannot begin to give it any credence or consider it legitimate at all until the source has spoken on israel

>>213514868
>it's real
holy fuck

>>213515094
They got 1.5 billion dollars and they still act like this? Sad. I would be enjoying my Ferrari collection too much to be posting on Twitter.

>>213515231
Sadly true. Politics is popularity. You've got to entertain your base to keep them voting for you. Trump wouldn't be where he was if he wasn't an enormous, shameless shit talker. Problem being is that he's genuinely charismatic and witty at times and the entire Republican party of copycats are dimwitted, charmless retards trying to emulate him. To great success.

>>213515155
>Lmao
Trump tweeting a thing isn't an office statement

>>213515281
>impotent conniption fit
meaningless crying is what you're doing
they made an episode of South Park that was viewed by millions around the world and will be viewed by future generations who arent even born yet

>>213515267
I don't know, but something about it is very feminine and very cringe.

>>213515231
They've been calling every literally every Republican presidential candidate le literally Hitler and every tired thing since LBJ. Nixon never put on a pair of horns and burned a map of Vietnam to own the libs. Although Nixon didn't live in an america where even the """conservative""" faction was comprised of negrofied trailer trash, faggots, shitskins, and general retards. American culture is dead.

>>213515300
>until the source has spoken on Israel

Trey Parker has spoken on Israel. Here's what he said.
>The nightmare that Israelis have feared for decades became a reality as Hamas terrorists infiltrated Israeli cities and towns. Under the cover of thousands of rockets fired indiscriminately into civilian populations, Hamas murdered and kidnapped innocent men, women, and children. They kidnapped and murdered infants and the elderly. They raped women and mutilated their bodies. They paraded their bodies through the streets and on social media, and cowardly attacked the Supernova Music Festival – bringing death and destruction to an event celebrating friendship and love.

>This is terrorism. This is evil. There is no justification or rationalization for Hamas’ actions. These are barbaric acts of terrorism that must be called out by everyone. They are a terrorist organization whose leaders call for the murder of Jews everywhere.

>As Israel takes the necessary steps to defend its citizens in the coming days and weeks, social media will be overrun by an orchestrated misinformation campaign spearheaded by Iran. We urge everyone to remember the horrific images that came out of Israel and to not amplify or fall for their propaganda. Our thoughts are with all those experiencing unfathomable levels of fear and violence, and we hope for the day when Israelis and Palestinians can live side by side in peace.

>>213515413
You're not making the best argument since Nixon is literally the only president to ever be forced to resign and shitlibs still seethe about him fifty years later

>>213514796
>cartoons making fun of white men is funny, white saars
>we should support anti-white party and infinity immigration now

>>213515422
He didn't say that, he just signed a letter stating that along with 2,000 other jews

>>213514790
>haha fat, small penis, ugly
The have the same humor as roasties on reddit.

>>213514764
>>213515300
I like how they brought up ICE going into places and taking brown people for fun. But they somehow neglected to bring up that ICE goes into places to take brown people who have criticized Israel.

>>213514764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrFxKY6aFrQ

>>213515468
I'm gonna see if this reply reaches you before the shitlib brings up his mental gymnastics of how the "No human is illegal" party are the ones that will secure the border from jeets

>>213515422
I'm going to go ahead and point out that I'm absolutely fine with how israel is dealing with arabs
I get the hostility towards jews and the transitive antagonism towards israel but europeans can only dream of dealing with their arab problem like israel does
and maybe that's part of the resentment. israel, like china, and russia, does not apologize ofr putting their own citizens first
what pisses me off about this is that trey parker would never extend this sort of "benefit of the doubt" to any white country that behaved like israel
but I'm not trey parker. i can tell right from wrong. ive lived with arabs in europe and if I could I would air strike their shitty community housing every time they raped a white girl

I googled her and she doesnt even look that bad, like many celebs look much more grotesque.

>>213514746 (OP)
I haven't seen them this shitter shattered since they killed Chef because he quit their show.

I would make sweet lives to Noem. She’s smoking hot.

>>213515536
Oh god thanks for making me remember that

I know "u mad no u mad" is a fucking atrocious level of discourse but for guys who shit-talk everybody, all of the time, they really are remarkably thin-skinned themselves aren't they

>>213514746 (OP)
engrish prease
dumb maga rejectard

>>213514790
This btw
Anyone seething proves they are on point

>>213514814
is already happening lol

It would be much more politically radical right now if South Park ignored politics entirely, maybe called it gay and just made silly comedy

>>213515577
All famous shit-talkers are thin skinned. Look at Eminem.

>>213514746 (OP)
100% done by their PR

Remember that time the girl who voiced almost every woman on the show killed herself and Matt and Trey made an episode mocking her because they were angry she fucked up the whole season's production by doing that

>>213515503
you think china and russia put their "citizens" first?

>>213515441
The point is that Nixon didn't have to act like a fool to win massive popularity during his election, as you seem to be implying in your reply was the reason milquetoast dog shit candidates like freaky Mormon Romney and old man McCain and Bob fucking Dole lost against people that absolutely mogged them both in charisma and rhetoric. Nixon was a genius with the rhetorical and political mind of an august Roman senator. None of those listless slabs of lard are even worth comparing to a winner.

>>213515673
I know you've got a million webms of Ukranian drones and Shenzhen industrial accidents ready but there's really no competing with the way, say, a Justin Trudeau jerks off to the thought of a future Canada with zero Canadians in it

>>213515668
Not to mention they violently killed Chef because the voice actor joined Scientology and his new religion was against such disgusting cartoon. They are a bunch of vindictive kikes

is the whole season just going to be this stupid politics shit? At what point do Matt and Trey realize they're just screaming into the void and go back to making regular episodes?

why is /tv/ so mad at south park? I thought getting mad at south park was for normies.

>>213515756
Hey it still rakes in the views so who cares
Paramount literally threw truck loads of dosh at them to make this slop

I've always wondered why they hate Phil Collins. What's the beef?

>>213515785
miggers are the new trannies

>>213515785
maga tourists anon

>>213515789
Phil Collins beat them for Best Original Song at the Academy Awards

>>213515668
Wtf I love south park now?

>>213515788
But I thought Paramount, which owns CBS, were fascists that support Trump and fired Colbert for speaking truth to power?

>>213515852
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>213515805
>>213515812
I'm not following any of this but I can tell you are some sort of reddit/ discord thing that is trying to fit in

>>213515949
We need more anons like you.

>>213515949
back to r/thedonald, faggot boomer

>>213515949

>WE'RE NOT MAD
>WE'RE NOT MAD
>WE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT OR MAKING THREADS ABOUT IT BUT WE'RE NOT MAD

matt and trey's brains must be completely fucking fried seeing republicans embrace every vitriolic attack they've flung at them lol

I tried watching south park from episode 1 but just found it boring

Does it get good? Obviously the wow episode at the time was funny

>Paramount cancels Colbert's show that's losing $40 million per year, but are keeping it on the air another 10 months anyway
>people screech that this is censorship because Colbert hates Trump
>Paramount gives $1.5 billion to South Park so they can build an entire season around hating Trump
almost like it was just about cancelling a shit show that people weren't watching anymore and was losing money

>>213515307
>>213515304
>>213515275
>>213514868

Very few celebrities run their own social media accounts. All these tweets are written by some angry female media assistant at the Paramount marketing department.

>>213515785

its funny when southpark mocks trannies or jews or pc

it is NOT FUNNY when south park mocks the obese senile child rapist in chief that puts on orange makeup every morning, it is DEFINITELY NOT FUNNY when south park mocks the dog slaying plastic surgery addict homeland security head.

>>213514764
>>213514790
They are not
Drawn Together had balls to talk shit about Israel
Matt and Trey are scared shitless of it

>>213516234
>Drawn Together
The fuck. This show still exists? I thought it had a single season then died.

>>213516256
No that anon is referring to their Israel gag in the Drawn Together film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxmDFG0ZGw

Just making sure no zoomers fall for the DT meme. Every once in a while somebody thinks it’s funny to rec the show but they’re just trying to get you to watch a sub-adult swim sub-comedy central show.

>>213514746 (OP)

>>213516321
The trumpstein adult kike is over. take your tranny pills and cope, faggot

>>213514746 (OP)
vax status of the cartoon on the right?

>>213515468
Kristi Noem is a white man?

>>213515172
>t. childless sexless loser
Hmm I think I'll side with the successful men with families, thanks.

>>213515756
Pretty much

>>213514868
Reddit thinks this means that SP is owning them btw
>trey is going to have so much fun writing the rest of this season if the american government keeps acting like this lol
>The fact they’re using an image from an episode MOCKING them shows how stupid ice is.
>This season is gonna be an all timer, if things keep going on like this…

>>213515468
>>213515502
Lmao you're getting infinite jeets with blumpf, no gymnastics its literally currently happening

bot thread

>>213516581
im right wing but not an idealogue brained retard like a lot of people ITT.
i can't think of a time SP wasn't bashing republicans using the most low hanging fruit possible. they make fun of the more absurd parts of the left ocassionally (and i think the left media conveniently ignores it) judging by the amount of frothy mouthed seethe this board continously shits out matt and trey are laughing all the way to the fucking bank. like literally, they're getting paid to shitpost
this board does it for free, and in earnest.

i doubt a lot of people here even watch SP (or shows in general) they just see shit they don't like on the board and freak out. its impossible to discuss like 90% of new shows because of it
you should've been bullied in school, grow some thicker fucking skin

>>213516134
Season two sort of catches its stride. I feel like the trajectory of the beginning of a lot of good comedies eg Curb your Enthusiasm. First few seasons are figuring out what its identity is. The first one or two are kind of slow and strange, and very juvenile, but it's nice to skim through them to see how they find their humor and write clever stuff that isn't just shock value. Golden era is like 3-9. Things start to get less consistent by the early double digits, but it lasts a little while longer on some really strong ones. There's even one or two good ones in the shitshow of recent years, and I personally really liked the period of time when the show rebranded to be about Randy's weed farm, regardless of all the needs who cried "FLANDERIZATION" I thought it was novel and it seems like the creators actually enjoyed making it.

>>213516581
>Reddit thinks
kill yourself

>>213516735
Lol
I was bullied every single day for my conservative and religious beliefs. That's why I love watching your seethe as the right takes complete dominance of culture.

You lost so fucking bad.

>>213515300
>sandnigger can only think about 1 thing
Say bye to your shit hole Muhamad

Boomers are keeping the myth that South Park makes fun of both sides alive because they haven't watched it in years now that it's on a streaming service and they don't understand pirating.

>>213516234
they're not scared shitless they just are kikes and turns out their fearless satirizing of anybody only applies to goyim

>>213514764
>>213515300
Muslims.

>>213516821
>>213516912
kosher boys seethin

>>213514746 (OP)
kek that is actually fucking pathetic

>>213514746 (OP)
>haha yes, this is me!
nothing makes liberals seethe more than this reaction

>>213516818
>I was bullied every single day
Haha beta faggot
>right takes complete dominance of culture
If by right you mean tranny loving muttoid globalist populism led by a Jewish pedophile then I suppose you're "right" ahahaha teehee

>>213516945
Why are you so afraid of admitting that you're a muslim, even anonymously? Just admit it.

>>213514746 (OP)
This is exactly what leftypol did when the other side embraced the chud meme.
>NOOOOO WE'RE JUST GOING TO USE THE SMUDGE TOOL ON OUR OWN ART SO EVEN YOU WON'T LIKE IT

>>213517034
t.

>>213516964
Lmao at the projection, maga is soooo buttsavaged

Cringe

>>213516818
nigger i said i was right wing, work on your reading comprehension
and if you got bullied it was probably rightfully so

>>213514746 (OP)

south park about 8 years too late to jump on the "we hate trump we're liberal chimps" bandwagon with colbert and such

>>213515501
The lamest fence sitting shit

>>213517261
your clitty is leaking, sis

>>213514746 (OP)
Lefty “satire” comes from a place of deep, venomous hatred so they literally don’t know what to do when the target laughs it off. They’re equal parts enraged and bewildered.

>>213514868
The second you reveal you’re actually mad it’s over. Especially with such a cringy millennial hashtag

>>213514746 (OP)
SP hasn't been funny since they did the tegridy weed arc

>>213514746 (OP)
is South Park a zombified corpse like the Simpsons? I don't know anyone in real life who has ever mentioned this show for decades.

>>213514746 (OP)
Sounds like you are angry at South Park tho

>>213517864
They did a whole episode about Randy doing the world's biggest shit. That's when I realized whatever magic it had was long gone. And that was 15 years ago

Kyle must kneel in solidarity.

>>213517020
Lol you lost! You lost! Hahahaha! You lost~
>>213517131
You're not right wing, you're some troon loser. You lost~

>>213514764
>>213516234
>The show that repeatedly said all kikes must die every week since 1996 is scared of Israel

You tourist zoomers need to fuck off back to twitter/tiktok/twitch

>>213514746 (OP)
This shows just how irrelevant South Park truly is. Nobody cares about anything Matt and Trey do. They don't move the needle anymore.

They are seething. They are literally mad as fuck.

>>213518146
Then why change their profile pictures? Why did Trump himself address the pilot? Why all this effort to show how not mad they are?

>>213518080
???

>>213518242
Nobody's mad. You lost. They're laughing @ you, not with you or @ your jokes
Take the L
Trump winning big time, woke moralists seething, South Park weeping, borders creeping SHUT

>>213515441
Any decent citizen should be mad at the permanently broken trust between the public and the presidency after Watergate

>>213518146
>Nobody cares about anything Matt and Trey do.
Except theres like 100 threads about this every day

>>213518315
Nixon was innocent, just like trump was innocent when Biden committed an open coup against him.
The Right remembers. Never forget that.

>>213514764
isn't this like, punishable by the law?
you're literally helping hamas commit a genocide

>>213518351
>The Right remembers.
but you werent alive

>>213518343
Zero cultural impact. South Park is the Avatar of cartoon satire.

>>213517981
That episode was hilarious.

>>213514746 (OP)
the pendulum is swinging back

The constant Ivan damage control threads about this is hilarious

>>213514746 (OP)
Southpark had the edge in this altercation after trump sperged about the first episode, imo. Everything after that is starting to radiate catty feminine energy. It's not out of character though, iirc they mentioned getting really pissed off over some celebrity enjoying the episode on them a long time ago. Paris hilton? I can't remember.

>>213518416
Who's Ivan?

>>213515496
Same thing with the first episode and jew criticism, somehow no link to israel whatsoever, trump, king kike himself, somehow poofed it into the air this year, and not after the unprecidented kvetching of 2023.

>>213518416
it's pretty crazy. I've come to realize they will reply to any organic poster and take the opposite stance to farm as much hatred as possible

>>213518425
Paris is secretly pretty smart and based, she just played it up for the cameras. I can't fathom a single reason why they'd get mad that she enjoyed their caricature of her, she never hurt anyone by pretending to be a retarded slut.

>>213518276
world's smartest migger

>>213518589
>she never hurt anyone by pretending to be a retarded slut.
She killed trillions in her prime.

>>213518589
>she never hurt anyone by pretending to be a retarded slut.
There's plenty of used up goods that are going to die alone and unloved because they kept seeing people like her when they were a kid.

>>213515341
It is. He is literally the President.

>>213518646
She never made it a secret that she was rich as fuck and from an esteemed hotel family. Thanks to her the giga retarded sluts got filtered from the gene pool.

>>213518917
>Women having as much sex and being as slutty as possible removes them from the gene pool
are you mentally handicapped? I don't disagree that it's relatively harmless but that argument makes 0 sense

>>213514790
Theu absolutely are. All these roghtwing nigger jews dont even know how out of their depth they do be

>>213515503
Calm down shlomo, killing kids aint it

>>213519087
>theu
>roghtwing

>>213519165
assuming you are on of the few real people in this thread I would brush up on what a false flag is

>>213516429
successful at making a gay little cartoon??? i thought you commies were supposed to be against the excesses of capitalism

>>213519111
Either you make them stay in a warzone and become a civilian casualty, or they get evacuated to your country with their families.

>>213519268
Shut up nigger, your reckoning for all this is yet to come

>>213515267
They see the world going to shit, which you don't. You're actively cheering for it you're so ignorant and uneducated.
The internet has allowed morons like yourself to believe you're correct about things you have no understanding of.
Unless you agree with this statement I'll know you're still retarded.

>>213519268
This, it's YOUR fault as a goy that we yids murder children as sacrifices to Moloch, because you don't prevent it (note: preventing it would be antisemitic)

>>213514746 (OP)
I figured out what it is, they care too much about what they're putting in episodes now. Instead of just "lol idc, this is funny, who cares who it pisses off"

t. not an american and think both left and right are retarded

>your reckoning

lol, I love the chud fantasy that they're going to get to march all the liberals out into the street to execute in the name of..... fantasy.

>>213519345
Trump won, you lost. Sorry buddy :/

>>213519360
You don't get to be a racist bigot and still "care" about little brown children. It doesn't work like that. There's only compassion. If you're bigoted towards ANYONE you don't have compassion.
You can't pick and choose. You're a hypocrite piece of shit because you can't see complexity. You just want to make everything a simple TWO-sides issue you can stand firmly on one side of.
And that's just not how the world is, faggot.

>>213519371
You're losing too. That's what you don't understand. You're a fucking retard.

>>213519394
Absolutely right yidsister, if I don't my country infested with browns I have to... *checks notes*... uh, yeah accept millions of browns from Palestine otherwise you guys will sacrifice them to your canaanite gods, yeah. Just telling jews to stop murdering children or sending them to Europe isn't an option because uhhh because it just isn't OKAY