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Anonymous No.213514932 >>213515905 >>213516253 >>213517994 >>213518125 >>213518268 >>213518650 >>213519995 >>213520053 >>213521281 >>213521358 >>213521552
>Lawyers are le evil
Everyone thinks this until its their ass on the line.
Anonymous No.213515162 >>213515288 >>213515467 >>213516221
How insane is the twist
Anonymous No.213515288 >>213515466
>>213515162
it's really stupid
Anonymous No.213515322
This was made not so long after OJ's trial and MJ's out of court settlement. If you put it in that context, it makes more sense.
Anonymous No.213515440
i hate this stupid generation of kids for killing off high octane sleaze like this
Anonymous No.213515466
>>213515288
Haha
Anonymous No.213515467
>>213515162
>you slept with the man and you dont even know if hes circumcized?!
Always makes me kek
Anonymous No.213515734 >>213518386 >>213522007
Afraid of lawyers? No, I enjoy legal representation content.
Anonymous No.213515905
>>213514932 (OP)
Lawyers are gay
Anonymous No.213516024
>doubles advocate
CHECK EM
Anonymous No.213516221
>>213515162
It was good, if you actually pay attention to the plot.
Anonymous No.213516253
>>213514932 (OP)
How are these guys so slick and smooth

I just want to watch anime and play bibeogames lmao
Anonymous No.213517571
I have no clue why this guy unzipping his pants in the courtroom and taking out his willie to fap hasn't become a meme yet. It's so far out there. Your life is on the line, tons of people around you, the main witnesses is telling her story and all you can think of is fapping??
Anonymous No.213517786 >>213517846 >>213517852
The whole subplot with the wife going insane is kind of dumb
>I'm rich in NYC and don't need to work
>my husband's coworker's wives are creepy
>AAAH I'M LOSING MY MIND
like bitch, go see a broadway play and then volunteer with a charity or something

Rest of the movie is kino of the highest order however. One of my favorite lawyer movies.
Anonymous No.213517816
Trumps house was crazy
Anonymous No.213517846 >>213518395
>>213517786
man the devil was blasting her with some voodoo devil magic making her go nuts and then he gave her the red rocket
Anonymous No.213517852
>>213517786
>me, seeing women's faces turn into demon grimaces and statues morphing
damn. gotta remember only 2 gummies and not 3 if I'm going outside
Anonymous No.213517994 >>213518386
>>213514932 (OP)
the ones that only take super super rich clients are tho, the ones that rep common people are usually good.
Anonymous No.213518125
>>213514932 (OP)
>Everyone thinks this until its their ass on the line.
no one with above room temperature iq thinks this. lawyers are an important part of a functioning justice system. especially those that defend murderers, rapists and pedophiles. if you can't see that then please try to use your brain for once before replying.
Anonymous No.213518268 >>213518332 >>213518450 >>213520053
>>213514932 (OP)
> >Lawyers are le evil
Correct.
Protip: lawyers do jack shit for you Ina criminal case. It is NOT like law and order at all.
You have to realize the judges and prosecution and defense lawyers see each other every week. They even go out to dinner and hang out. (T. Friends dad was a judge).
There is no way they are going to risk thier professional relationship fighting for you.
Do you know how court cases are actually decided?
They go
β€œwell I won last week so you can win this one.”
>it can’t actully be like that
Yes it is actullly like that.
You will never get a fair day in court unless you are either very rich or famous.
The court system is so fucking broken.
Do everything you can to avoid going to court even if you are innocent.
And if you do have to go to court, do everything you can to get a jury trial
Anonymous No.213518332 >>213518450
>>213518268
arent you constitutionally entitled to a jury trial if you request it?
Anonymous No.213518386
>>213517994
>>213515734
>lawyers are le good
Yes save me from the problem you yourself created.
>but I am one of the good ones.
Yeah yea. Sure. I only need you Becuase of 200:years of retarded case law created and enforced by you.
Anonymous No.213518395 >>213518421 >>213521552
>>213517846
Except the devil tells the devil's advocate later on in the movie that he didn't have anything to do with it, and he doesn't directly control people or rob them of their free will. She went insane and killed herself on her own.
Anonymous No.213518421
>>213518395
i dont know man. i dont think im going to trust the word of the devil is all
Anonymous No.213518450 >>213518535
>>213518268
you genuinely have no idea what you're talking about

>>213518332
yes, in all criminal trials, in federal court you are also entitled to a jury trial in civil trials where you're suing for money (as opposed to suing to get the court to order someone to do something or stop doing something) but not every state court has jury trials in civil cases.
Anonymous No.213518535 >>213518575 >>213518664
>>213518450
Yes I do. You are bluepilled hyllic
Anonymous No.213518575 >>213518598 >>213518620
>>213518535
take your meds
Anonymous No.213518598
>>213518575
NPC tier reply. Stay hylic forever
Anonymous No.213518620
>>213518575
>meds
The psychometric test for clinical studies regarding treatment of unipolar depression is the HAMD-17.
The MCID (minimum clinically important difference) on the HAMD-17 is a ~27% score reduction.
The average patient with MDD (major depressive disorder) scores ~22 points on the HAMD-17, so the MCID translates to 0.7 * 22 = ~6 points score difference.
Antidepressants outperform placebos with an effect size of 0.3, which translates to ~2 HAMD-17 points.
Therefore, antidepressants would need to be thrice as effective as they actually are according to clinical research, in order cause the slightest meaningful improvement in the average patient.
The psychometric test for clinical studies regarding treatment of schizophrenia is the PANSS.
The MCID on the PANSS is a ~15-16 point score difference, depending on whether anchor- or distribution-based methods are applied.
Neuroleptics outperform placebo by 9.6 PANSS points in published trials, which however reduce to 7.8 points when adjusting for publication bias.
So, if neuroleptics were twice as effectives as current clinical research suggest they are, they would just produce the smallest improvement that barely reaches the threshold of clinical importance in the average patient.
Assuming a symmetrical distribution function, neuroleptics are just as likely to cause an exacerbation, albeit not neccessarily a clinically important one, as they are to cause a clinically significant improvement.
Anonymous No.213518650
>>213514932 (OP)
turned this shit off as soon as keanu started doing his retarded fake north florida accent. nobody in alachua county talks like that you dumb faggot. why did they allow this
Anonymous No.213518664 >>213521852
>>213518535
source for this black baby incubator?
Anonymous No.213519995
>>213514932 (OP)
>until its their ass on the line.
Their what?
Anonymous No.213520053
>>213518268
>>213514932 (OP)
/thread

If you actually have a chance of winning, prosecution will never pursue the case to begin with. zero chance.
if you are fucked, it's whatever political climate, narrative, or statistic they need.

Outliers like OJ case are absurdly rare, jury flatly said they knew he was guilty.
The fact the judge didn't overturn the decision should have been met with everyone being disbarred entirely from practicing law.
As the illusion of a fair trial from such cases is destroyed and the illusion of a fair trial is necessary to justify their positions.
Anonymous No.213521281
>>213514932 (OP)
I'm studying to become a lawyer and lawyers are definitely evil and people involved in law in general are not as smart as you'd hope, a lot of them are just winging it.
Anonymous No.213521358
>>213514932 (OP)

Charlize Theron & Connie Nielsen full frontal nude in the same movie.

It was a different time...it was a better time!
Anonymous No.213521552
>>213518395
The devil could just be flat out lying (what a shocker) or in a more charitable interpretation he could also be saying "yeah I did torment her but she still did what she did out of her own free will, I didn't put a gun to her head I just manipulated her until she did it on her own"
>>213514932 (OP)
The first case literally has him going the extra mile to defend a child rapist (while being personally convinced and disgusted that his client actually did it) and generally being horrible to a raped kid... just so he can satisfy his ego and maintain a perfect record. His job is provide legal counsel and make the state prove the guilt of his client beyond a reasonable doubt, he made sure a child rapist walked just so he could maintain a good KDA.
Anonymous No.213521699 >>213521826
Why didn't he simply refuse to defend a pedophile? I catched the movie halfway through.
Anonymous No.213521826 >>213521937
>>213521699
Because he didn't want to lose, he wanted to win even if it meant losing his morality.
That's the mistake and one he corrects at the movies end if you actually finished it.
Anonymous No.213521852
>>213518664
jew
Anonymous No.213521892
Here's a frightening fact - 'lawyer' is actually one of the oldest professional trades in human history, along with 'counter'/accountant and 'medicine man.' Ancient Sumer had lawyers. Ancient China developed a legal caste at the same time that half-naked shamans were playing with bones to predict the future. The Egyptian pharaohs had legal advisors.

Even if society 'collapsed,' one of the early trades that will reconstitute itself in the recovery period will be 'lawyer.' The reason that so many books and movies are about law and lawyers is probably because 'lawyer' is a kind of Jungian emergent phenomena with its own Platonic form which always emerges when a society reaches a certain (and relatively low) level of complexity.
Anonymous No.213521937 >>213522146
>>213521826
I remember the devil appearing at the end to say pride is his favorite sin after he goes to talk to journalists and I remember he didn't want to lose because he never lost before but did he choose to be involved in such a case or did he have no choice?
Anonymous No.213522007
>>213515734
get rangebanned
Anonymous No.213522146
>>213521937
Google says that Keanu's mentor (who was actually the devil in disguise) set him up with that case, a case that on the surface seemed difficult but one that he would always win, just to feed his ego and propel him into stardom.