Man of Steel vs Man of Costco
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>>213515800 (OP)Is this why you like it so much, son? You just don't want to admit you are a huge closet faggot? Is that it?
>>213515935>Gunnjeet is obsessed with cocks and poopJust like his pedo master
>>213515971But aquaman did fuck a fish and his story about green arrow was validated by fat fuck hearing the exact same thing. Heโs just backpedaling
>>213516021Self hating, pedo worshipping Gunnjeets are the worst.
>>213515800 (OP)Niggas snitchin on theyselves when they say the left costume is gay
Whoever upgraded Captain America's stupid costume from the first Avengers into his Winter Soldier/Endgame look should be hired to work on Superman. His costume just looks like ass. There needs to be a way to improve it.
Gunnpedos can't stop staring at crotches
>>213516200Brown hands typed this post. Lol.
Krypto did more work than WalMartMan.
>>213515800 (OP)I'll take a well made movie over a well made suit any day, man of steel was a huge disappointment and batman v superman killed any hype for me and I just watched the next movie for memes.
>>213515800 (OP)Costco has some great deals
>>213515935Youโre the fag who zoomed in on his bugle
>>213517169>I'll take a well made movieShame you didn't get one though
>Snyderjeet astroturfing for the 10 millionth time
The synderverse is dead. Just move on, bro.
Jeets and retards think the new movie looks bad because itโs almost all in bright daylight. CGI is always going to stand out. Oldest trick in the book to hide FX is to make it dark. Snyder uses dark ugly filter or itโs at night to hide CGI. Gunn doesnโt give a fuck. Ang Lee had the balls to have The Hulk in bright daylight instead of keeping him in dark back when full CGI characters wasnโt normal
>>213517377This looks a million times better than WalMartMan though.
Both are weaker than Goku
>>213518116Even Goyer knows he had no business handling Superman or Nolan. Batman guys shouldnโt anything to do with Superman and vice versa
>>213518225Gunnjeets are desperate when they try so hard to coast off some friendly intra-corporate comments.
>>213515800 (OP)Superman is supposed to look silly like a pro wrestler.
>>213515800 (OP)Superman is supposed to be a symbol of hope. Snyderman fails that objective.
>>213518325Gunnpedo's WalMartMan spent most of the movie getting beat up, humiliated and crying about mean tweets. The dog was more inspirational really.
>>213518284His creators. His costume is modeled after a circus strong man.
Snyder and Gunn are both trash, but Cavill absolutely obliterates Jewperman in looks. Pic related is the correct timeline.
>>213518481How many Cavill pics you got saved on the harddrive you brown faggot
>>213518560I'm not OP you fucking retard
>>213517209Ehh could have been worse, as evidence by Snyder shit.
>>213518225cavill looks amazing with the trunks.
>>213515935of all the thing you could have zoomed in, you zoomed on his bulge. and you called others gay?
>>213518701Trunks are vital. Making his suit some Kryptonian bullshit was stupid. So was making the โSโ a Kryptonian symbol which was Brandoโs idea. As stupid as saying Bat symbol Wayneโs family crest. Itโs a strong man shit his mom made him. Nothing more and the cape is the blanket he come in
>>213515800 (OP)The guy on the right looks so androgynous. No one's gonna feel inspired by that. Which I guess is the point. Demoralization core.
Another day, another episode of mental deficients obsessing over a decade old movie to avoid facing having no personality.
>>213518810In that tumblr cartoon with tomboy Lois they had the outfit be Kryptonian but the trunks were put on by his mother. This seems like the best middle ground.
Otherwise you need to explain how his suit is not destroyed.
>>213516269>Brown handsbrown hands like Shitgirl I mean hawkgirl?
I prefer Reeve, actually.
>>213518938His suit doesnโt get destroyed because of his bio electrical field around him aka super aura. Anything on him doesnโt get damaged but his cape will because itโs not on his body
>>213519070I do too but retards would never accept that costume today โRee it looks like a halloween costume! This is the best they could get!โ
Dam the snydertranny is absolute suicidal
He can cry on /tv/ all xe want but the fact is Gunn won HARD and Snyer failed at netflix lmao
>Cavill hated Snydersloppa so much he choose bright colors and the famous superman theme to cameo for black adam
Snydertrannies response?
UH OH Snydertrannies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhh5j9bxVmw
>>213515971Is it true hes a pedophile ...hes an atheist whose humor knows no moral bounds
>>213515935>you're a faggot if you have a dickyas queen cant wait to chop mine off
>>213515800 (OP)If you're gonna make the movie all bright and colorful like a comic, you should not make Superman so international.
>>213519603>>213519621Nice try, Superman is Mexican, everyone knows that
Superman 2025 is one of the worst superhero movies of all times. James Gunn, who excels in directing overdone violence, out of place quips, undeserved melodrama and perverted sex obsession brings all his trademark traits to this rendition of Superman. This isn't a Superman movie, it's a Marvel/Guardians of Galaxy movie with Superman in the middle of it. In fact, Gunn seems to enjoy writing Justice Gang far more than he does writing Superman. The former which ran off two jokes that were repeated ad nauseam throughout the movie.
What makes Superman a compelling character is gone in Gunn's sloppy adaption. He's not particularly strong, he's not particularly wise, he's a poor leader, he's extremely narcissist and gets easily emotional. And this is supposed to be a seasoned Superman. It's almost like Gunn was projecting his own shitty flawed character on to Superman. The only missing touch would be if Lois was a minor.
The action scenes are just a complete mess of CG blob. Superman is basically a rag doll that gets thrown all over the place and nothing in this movie has weight or meaning to it, particularly in its action. There's a scene where Lois and Mr Terrific break into enemy HQ and the whole ordeal is of course settled with a very catchy music montage of all the enemies being dismantled with utter ease. The next scene is of Clark trying to keep a CGI baby from drowning in lava with his deus ex dog arriving in timely manner to save him again. This is straight out of a Marvel movie and has no place in a Superman movie.
This rendition of Lex is also his most shallow depiction. There is no nuance or intelligence to this Lex. He's not particularly shrewd and constantly spills out his plans for everyone to find out. He throws into temper tantrums just like Superman and starts to sob and cry because Superman is better than him. Where is the elegance and intelligence of Luthor? This is basically a spoiled rich kid battling another spoiled strong kid. 1/10, MCU slop.
>>213515800 (OP)I dare you to find another visual comparison that showcases just how bad the quality has dropped off
>>213519701The whole of WalMartMan looks like a poorly shot (or rather recorded given it's not on film) Marvel movie. That brawl downtown with the giant looked outright Pajeet-tier.
>>213519750They hated on Doomsday's depiction but that's a pure work of art compared to this sloppy mess. Look at this shot. Complete fucking amateur that pedo director.
>>213519756>>213519750The state of cinema is downright depressing now
>>213519846But hey atleast they said no civilians died during that brawl and that's what matters!! I clapped my hands and praised my pedo king Gunn.
>>213519678All true but I'm still glad that retarded green filter is gone. I prefer color
>>213515800 (OP)The new Jewish Superman looks pretty good but yeah you can see that Cavil and Reeves are much more beautiful and David like. I like the dimples in the new one. Hes still pretty.
What do you call it when a movie flops miserably but studio PR and fanboy damage control spins it as a success?
>>213519971the marketing budget is as big as the production budget now so the profit just got wiped out 450 million and that doesn't even take into account the endless fees
>>213519701>I dare you to find another visual comparison that showcases just how bad the quality has dropped offThe new movie looks like a direct-to-dvd movie
>>213520026Gunn is a complete amateur and it's insane the man has made millions off directing movies. Nothing is fair in this world.
>>213520123Gunn made the best movie in the world. Guardians of the Galaxy. He needs to put Kevin Sorbo in a film.
>>213520123Heโs a marvel merchant. TSS and Superman flopped because his style isnโt built for DC which the vast majority of is serious and dark. Gunn is built on comedy and self irony.
>>213520162If you watch GoTG today, you'll realize it's unwatchable and was only ever tolerated in 2014 because everyone wanted to clap at the CGI racoon.
I don't care for the overly shiny suit with fake muscle padding
>>213519756Still looks better than "we have a cave troll" Doomsday
>>213520276Doomsday is Rembrandt art compared to this Gunn abomination.
>>213520293Literally the worst depiction of Doomsday in media, even the TV series version mogged it into oblivion. The fact that Doomsday is even getting compared to nameless Kaiju with 10 minutes of screentime says alot
>>213515800 (OP)Left picture looks like he's ready to aura farm while hundreds of thousands die around him.
>>213520279Fake muscles and bulge looks fake and gay, you'd think this shit would have died off in the 90s
>>213520354>literally I suck dick BvS Doomsday is the ONLY good depiction of Doomsday, period. Instead of a one dimensional clickbait monster to sell comics, Doomsday in BvS instead bring nuances of sin, guilt and redemption. Snyder was correct to draw from Arthurian legend, as the comic material was simply insufficient.
>>213515800 (OP)Jewperman is shaped like a rectangle.
A man should be shaped like an upside-down triangle. Broad shoulders and chest, narrow waist and hips.
>>213516269Why is this board so obsessed with Indians
>look mom I posted it again
>>213520389>meaningless buzzwordsJust say you've only seen Doomsday in BVS, not to mention the way Snyder wrote the entire fight was retarded. Wonderwoman cuts Doomsday's hand off and for some reason it grows back into a conveniently shaped spike, also Wonderwomans's sword can easily slice through Doomsday's bones so why the fuck did they need the kryptonite spear, Batman even still have kryptonite gas. But I digress, they had have the fight at night cover up how shitty Doomsday looked
>>213518481I mostly agree, but I still think Henry in the New 52 outfit would've been the absolute best look for a cinematic Superman.
>>213520403It's the boogeyman Gunnjeets invented to shut down criticism. As irony would have it, India is the only country where the movie didn't flop miserably.
>>213518373>Gunnpedo's WalMartMan spent most of the movie getting beat upOk so you didn't watch the movie, you just like to complain about it based on what other anons say about it. I see every retard saying superman loses the whole movie when he literally just loses the first fight at the start of the movie and then wins every fight after that. Why do fags keep telling the same lies? Or are you reffering to losing as getting hurt in fights? because if so i guess you want superman to not receive any type of damage in any fight at all, if so i understand your definition of a good superman is one that never loses any fight and that can't be hurt by anyone in any moment in the movie. Would you find that interesting to watch?
>>213520519>Gunnjeet can't process wordsEvery rendition of Doomsday prior to BvS has been a one dimensional clickbait monster with no story purpose but to kill Superman.
I know you specialize in being a disingenous 'jeet but Doomsday is clearly born in immature form and then slowly gets his characteristic Doomsday traits the more hits he takes. WW cutting off his arm did fuck all, he just grew it back as a weapon to pierce Superman.
Now what can we say about this CG blob
>>213519756 ?
What was the point? It looks like some cheap rejected video game model.
>>213520549He gets saved by Krypto and the homicidal Justice Gang in every fight.
>>213517377It's amazing how easily this goes over peoples head, the amount of brainlets that think CGI peaked with picrel not realising every shot of him is dark and 90% of his model is covered in clothing
>>213520626Sounds like competent directing. Something Gunnpedo can't do.
>>213520596you mean the fight where he was winning against a monster and actually stated to the justice gang he is trying to beat him without killing him while they just killed him cause it was easier? And the second fight where he was only losing because he was fighting a clone of himself commanded by luthor who knew every aspect of his fighting patterns? he beat ultraman when he ordered krypto to destryo luthor cameras, he didn't make him fight for him. See? it's like you didn't see it,you are complaining about fights he didn't even lost.
>>213520726Is that your response against what i said? esl? you really don't have anything insightful to say so you resort to ad hominem?
>>213515800 (OP)Hate vs Hope
Superman was always first and foremost about hope so its pretty obvious who wins
>Every rendition of Doomsday prior to BvS has been a one dimensional clickbait monster with no story purpose but to kill Superman.
Relentless unstoppable force with clear narrative purpose is bad because... it just is ok! Also the exact same reason he was made in BVS. Except the supposed genius Lex Luthor was almost instantly killed by his own creation which again is retarded.
>I know you specialize in being a disingenous 'jeet but Doomsday is clearly born in immature form and then slowly gets his characteristic Doomsday traits the more hits he takes. WW cutting off his arm did fuck all, he just grew it back as a weapon to pierce Superman.
Cool I'm talking about what's on screen not hypothetical cope and yeah, it grew back as a plot contrivance while also inadvertently establishing the WW's sword could easily decapitate Doomsday with no need to for the kryptonite spear but hey they had to shoehorn the death of Superman in somehow
>What was the point? It looks like some cheap rejected video game model.
IDK it looks like a random Kaiju that gets killed of in 10 minutes, terms like *regected video game model* are just meaningless buzzwords
>>213520769im not a jeet you retarded ameriburger, im a spic, so don't confuse me for a disgusting dothead again or i'll slit your throat you disgusting nigger
henry carvil has short limbs, small hands.
once you notice it, you can't unsee it. and in every picture, he looks goofy as fuck.
here is the tranny French president married and this one has gigantic gangly limbs and hands.
>>213520532If you remove the collar, the triangle sleeves, and some of the lines then yes. MoS suit was very close to being peak but failed in a few key areas. New suit needs less lines, less collar, emphasis physique perhaps some more. Definitely a step up in terms of colour and not being afraid of the briefs, although I always question why Snyder never had the red belt because we know he 'tried hard' to make the briefs work before giving up. The belt is a fine middle ground. The way the S logo is designed in MoS is better of course, because it's more like the classic Superman S than the KC-inspired new one