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Anonymous No.213518218 >>213518392 >>213518431 >>213518890 >>213518926 >>213519804 >>213519819 >>213519905 >>213519932 >>213520481 >>213520491 >>213520530 >>213520558 >>213520586 >>213520862 >>213521729 >>213522223 >>213522861 >>213522876 >>213523669 >>213524196 >>213524255 >>213524309 >>213524375 >>213524722
What's with these fucking headlines?
Why are they sarcastically challenging me and being openly passive-aggressive?
Anonymous No.213518260 >>213518372 >>213523122
who gives a shit. the better question is why are you reading that stupid shit and then come to post it here? just watch movies you retard
Anonymous No.213518372
>>213518260
penis
Anonymous No.213518392 >>213519653
>>213518218 (OP)
Engagement baiting.
Anonymous No.213518431 >>213525256
>>213518218 (OP)
That just how millennials speak
Anonymous No.213518613
Clickbait.
Anonymous No.213518623
wow thanks op for bringing this to my attention, as a sci-fi fan I am now compelled to watch this!
Anonymous No.213518890
>>213518218 (OP)
millenial ""journalism""
Anonymous No.213518926
>>213518218 (OP)
its almost like prime video is trolling your stupid ass to watch their movies
Anonymous No.213519653
>>213518392
>Engagement baiting.
I want to be engaged to Drummer
Anonymous No.213519804 >>213521007 >>213524128
>>213518218 (OP)
>the expanse
>10/10 masterpiece
Anonymous No.213519819
>>213518218 (OP)
I don't recognize the Amazon seasons as existing
Anonymous No.213519905
>>213518218 (OP)
thanks, it didnt even occur to me to watch amazon prime shows even though I have a free prime this month. They are streaming 'A working man' and 'The accountant 2', I'll watch those.
Anonymous No.213519932
>>213518218 (OP)
to get you to react like you are YOU STUPID FAGGOT
Anonymous No.213520481 >>213525209
>>213518218 (OP)
>retard just now figures out clickbaits
Anonymous No.213520491
>>213518218 (OP)
ads
Anonymous No.213520514 >>213525209
>2012+13
>Anon sees clickbait for the first time
Anonymous No.213520530 >>213520563
>>213518218 (OP)
KEK, should just say "Ever seen this faggot? Bet you haven't retard."
Anonymous No.213520558
>>213518218 (OP)
is that cutie cara gee?
Anonymous No.213520563 >>213524319
>>213520530
>watch this movie or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Anonymous No.213520586
>>213518218 (OP)
This is small time. You clearly haven't seen the Kitchen Nightmares channel before.
Anonymous No.213520597 >>213520608
I think expance is really overrated
Anonymous No.213520608
>>213520597
Bitch, you can't even spell it
Anonymous No.213520862
>>213518218 (OP)
Betteridge's law of headlines
Anonymous No.213520920
Drummer is a whore
Anonymous No.213521007 >>213523022
>>213519804

Correct.
Anonymous No.213521729
>>213518218 (OP)
How do you say judios in English?
Anonymous No.213522223 >>213524706
>>213518218 (OP)
Okay, this time for real, for the anons who haven't seen it yet, but are allergic to shilling.
The Expanse is good. It's not a masterpiece. The quality fluctuates, but at the very least it's never shit. It comes very close in the last season to being shit (the least likable main character has some family drama), but that is about 1% of an otherwise very engaging story with actually quite a lot of "holy shit" moments.
Most people get filtered by the first few episodes, which I don't understand, because they usually say "nothing really happens", but that's not true at all, a shitload happens if you're paying attention.
You know why GOT turned to shit? They ran out of books, because that fat lazy fuck got too much money, then those two retards had to headcanon half the tv series. The good thing about Expanse is that the tv series 1) didn't run out of books and 2) the same people wrote the series as the books, you really can't ask for more in an adaptation, imo. Now the sad thing is it's based on 9 books (3 trilogies if you will), and only the first 6 were filmed, and of fucking course the last 3 are where the craziest mind-blowing shit goes down. But those book also have a huge timeskip, so I guess it's never too late to make them.
The creators were smart and started their own production company so no studio owns the rights and can't just sit on it until judgement day, doing nothing with it (like Firefly). Actually, they're making a 3rd person shooter game with a decent budget right now.
Still, it is kind of lame that they started setting up the last 3 books in season 6, only for it to "end". I still believe one day it'll come back. I mean, crazier things have happened.
pic unrelated because I thought JCon's tits would make more people read my blog
Anonymous No.213522861 >>213522888 >>213524076
>>213518218 (OP)
>This 10/10 masterpiece
>Refuses to elaborate for clicks
I guess I'll never know what masterpiece this is.
Anonymous No.213522876
>>213518218 (OP)
>headlines
Ads.
Anonymous No.213522888
>>213522861
>elaborate for clicks
It's an Amazon Prime ad, they already made money just by posting it.
Anonymous No.213523022 >>213523953
>>213521007
watch more sci-fi
Anonymous No.213523055
Fell off for me when all those stupid teleportation portals opened. Shes cute tho.
Anonymous No.213523122
>>213518260
fpbp

>screenrant
there's never been a more woke hive of scum and faggotry
Anonymous No.213523669
>>213518218 (OP)
Using FOMO to get you to consume. They literally check which photos 14 year Olds delete to determine their low self esteem to target them with ads for make up. They're vile.
Anonymous No.213523953 >>213524214
>>213523022
I did. It all pales in comparison.
Anonymous No.213524076
>>213522861
Anonymous No.213524128 >>213524369
>>213519804
The first season is decent because of Thomas Jane, Jon Snow and the stronk black woman are insufferable.
The show has entire seasons that are skippable, there's a later one where they're on a mining planet or something that's entirely pointless.
Anonymous No.213524196
>>213518218 (OP)
women write those
Anonymous No.213524214
>>213523953
I don't believe you
Anonymous No.213524255
>>213518218 (OP)
In five years everything on the internet will be created by Ai and viewed by bot farms
No new /original material will ever be on the internet again
Anonymous No.213524309
>>213518218 (OP)
Why did they make a 4chan post into an ad?
Gee, I dunno. Why do dumb asses constantly makes posts exactly lole that here?
Anonymous No.213524319
>>213520563
kek
Anonymous No.213524369 >>213524511
>>213524128
Nah, all seasons are useful and better than any scifi show in a decade. And there's still three more left to finish the story since it has an actual ending unlike most of your slop.
Anonymous No.213524375
>>213518218 (OP)
>You've watched this on Prime Video, right?
Anonymous No.213524511 >>213524730
>>213524369
This argument is as good or better as any I've heard in favour of the show.
It does look very nice and there are some stand out performances but it's far too uneven and the quality drop after season 1 is insurmountable.
Anonymous No.213524701
>why are they using an advertising technique so successful I am now literally spreading their advertisement for them and doing it for free?
Anonymous No.213524706
>>213522223
Why not just watch actual great sci fi instead?
Anonymous No.213524722
>>213518218 (OP)
Reads like a /tv/ bait thread
Anonymous No.213524730 >>213524826
>>213524511
>quality drop after season 1 is insurmountable.
What
2 and especially 3 are way better
Anonymous No.213524826
>>213524730
>2 and especially 3 are way better
Now you're being silly, some of the bigger set pieces and big events are entertaining but it's buffered by huge quantities of boring filler.
That's the broad consensus and audiences voted with their feet, it's not like sci-fi fans are drowning in quality content but this show couldn't keep interest once it became clear it was never going to reach s01 quality again.
Anonymous No.213524845
Anonymous No.213525209
>>213520481
>>213520514
"Clickbait" is an outdated term and harmful to content creators. We call it "playing the algorithm" now and it's a good thing actually. Don't forget to like and subscribe, it really helps me out.
Anonymous No.213525256
>>213518431
It's missing a few ummm's and uhhh's which they love to type for some reason.