Thread 213519913

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: TBA

Powers:
- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213516515

>>213519913 (OP)
Keanu uses veto on himself

I'd eat lauren's poop

goodnight /bb/

You're cuming inside?

>>213519983
no you wouldn't. you're just saying shit

any kino feeds right now? ready to take some caps or go to bed

Rylie:
>Why do you hate me? Why are you not as crazy about me as I am you?

>>213520020
ughhhhhhhhhh

Ashley finally stopped talkblocking Morgan and Mickey

how her pussy doesn't shrivel up and leave her body is beyond

>>213520066
it's crazy that this works

Morgan telling Mickey that Zach is saying Ava is working with Rachel, Will, and Mickey, but Morgan doesn't believe it.

The only reason TMC is tolerated at all is because he's tall. Make him 6'0 (still well above average) and every woman in the house would be shrieking in horror and begging production to expell the bug eyed hick.

>>213520011
I would eat poop from the lauren from big brother 27. picrel

Mickey spilling to Morgan that Zach, Vince, and Lauren were in an alliance without Morgan

>>213520082
only because she's vulnerable with cameras all around her and probably insecure as fuck. kat going alone with this is not normal when she looks uncomfortable most of the time

See Quinn, you needed to be rapey and manipulative to have your showmance

>>213520142
this cast is so messy that i feel like i don't even need to tune in to this shit. of course she is

Mickey saying she wants Lauren to be the renom so they can vote her out and keep Vinny and Zach

>>213520142
>>213520108
Why is Morgan even giving her info? Woman is dumb as hell

oh shit they kissed

>>213520174
Morgan still trusts Mickey even though she's been warned Mickey is leaking info all over the house

>those are ants
bug brother we are so in

>>213520132
I mean yea you can apply this to pretty much all the BBUS male greats. You think Dr Will is pulling any of the shit he pulls off if he isn't 6'1? They'd all immediately laugh at him and disregard him if he were 5'6

>>213520157
No he just needed to be tall and not a manlet

>love bomb with cringe fanfiction lines
>push for sex
>guilt trip, whine, pout like a child when she turns you down
>repeat until you wear her down
Is this it? The winning formula?

>>213520193
i'm saving this post because "those are ants" with his face made me lol

>>213520219
Are dan/ian not considered greats?

>>213520222
Be sure she has a dead parent that makes her more susceptible

>>213520219
Dan is only 5'9", and Derrick is 5'10". Not all the greats were particularly tall.

>>213520222
If you're tall yes. If not, then get a job and a strategy that actually works.

>>213520142
how did morgan react? i have to watch on mute

Morgan is shook learning about the bond

>>213520222
If you're locked in an enclosed space as her only option

>>213520256
It was a fake alliance

>>213520252
obviously surprise

b-but i thought i was their girl

>>213520249
>>213520220
>>213520132
we get it anon, you're insecure

The Demon's got Rylie

>Almost in week 6 (a third of the way through the season)
>there's maybe one real trio (zach, vince, lauren) and two real duos (will & ava. im being generous counting rylie & kat as a duo even though i think kat would throw ry under the bus)
Why do zoomers have no commitment or sense of loyalty?

Rylie is that toxic male protag from Colleen Hoover novels that women swoon after anyway

Part II

>>213520286
>t. fat femcel that would be happy being graped and unalived if it were at the hands of some 6'4 fetal alcoholoid

it's not his height it's the size of his cock

Mickey's plan is to go back to Ava and tell her that Morgan is "with them" now that she knows Zach and Vince were in an alliance without her, but when Ava spilled to Mickey about that alliance, she told Mickey not to tell anyone.

morgan realizing all her allies have alliances without her kwab

I love delusional Morgan spilling all of Zach's game to Mickey

tomorrow is going to be so good

I'm cursed with a Luigi penis. The size is there but the girth is lacking. The shaft curves upwards, towards my stomach, which means my lengthy erections go unnoticed unless semi-erect. Now I have to sit here watching women salivate over this inbred cowboy's bulge knowing my own tool will forever go unnoticed

>>213520639
if it makes you feel better keanu has like zero bulge

>>213520314
oh god its spreading!
also mickey still has hohitis somehow

Mickey dragging Vince and Zach to Morgan and saying she's pissed off by the way the treat Ava and the fact that they and Lauren double crossed Ava and Will during Lauren's hoh.

>>213520733
Mickey will act entitled for the rest of the game. Her smug ass needs to be humbled.

Morgan is speechless for the first at the news of the bond alliance.

MORGAN MELTDOWN

>>213520314
The Shining themed season

>>213520759
its not even a big deal. was literally a fake alliance, that only during lauren's hoh did they hesitate to maybe make real but then lauren played chicken shit with her nominations and that was out the window

madness, madness and stupidity
morgans brain is fried. she isnt going to be able to operate anymore

I can't wait until this nigger Mickey gets humbled and buck broken

>>213520811
is Ashly the one? Also please watch the nbombs. My daughter reads these threads.

>>213520759
Morgan is cool with Mickey having a current alliance she lied about and crashing out on a dead week 3 fake alliance. kek what a tard

kelley or ashley for bb27 place
with a sneaky keanu show

>>213520639
i bore my soul to you all and it's like you don't even care. im going to bed

Goodnight /bb/

>>213520946
nobody in /bb/ is happy with their dick anon

>>213520952
night babes
stay away from those forest beers
>>213520979
if i had a penis. which i totallllly do. id probably be happy with it

I love them so much (◠‿◠)

People are gonna compare notes on Muckey's sloppy ass game tomorrow

>>213521541
a girl can dream

Can the HGs do something. I woke up early & bored

25 just starting on the bb channel

It’s a good day for Keanu to win veto

Good morning ladies

>>213522518
morning mr hogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a7btSJADlE

I just marathoned Thursday's live episode. This was the most Kino Big Brother in a while. What did y'all think?

WE are all manifesting a Keanu veto win today

>>213523113
it is written

>>213522997
people seem very split. the haters right now will only like it if their favorite wins. the ones that love it now just want chaos as far as it can go until the inevitable dropoff near the end

i'd ride one of those finger skateboards across that shiny forehead, woowee it'd be slick. double kickflip, easily

So is this redneck fucker really that bad or am I waking up to more overblown horseshit

>>213520132
I don't know, Anon.
How did you Cory pull America?
He was a manlet but charmed his way out of her.
It's the proximity that sparks these things.
Not being tall or any other traits.

>>213520132
No you don't understand he's a golden retriever

>>213523301
it was in the script

>>213523250
from what i've seen it's just the same bullshit he's always been doing. "love bombing" as the zoomers say. saying everything right until she fucks him. the show seems to be giving it a positive edit even though it comes off weird on the feeds

>>213520132
The guys must be gay cause every one of them likes him too.

Spread Bussy 4 Keanu today

you girls remember when christmas called in her vote from the hospital?

>>213523387
Many retards are "scared" of what he might do if she doesn't give it up not knowing he's literally a guy and will just get bored and give up when he fully realizes she's not going to fuck him
Like they think shes a maid servant girl and hes a brutish loutish lord who is going to rape her in his bedchambers

>>213522997
the thumbnail always looks like his head is photoshopped on someone else's body kek

>>213523485
Sounding totally fried on painkillers lmao

>Caleb BB16 white southern guy who didn't respect a woman's boundaries
>Cameron BB25 white southern guy who didn't a respect a woman's boundaries
>Rylie BB27 white southern guy who doesn't respect a woman's boundaries

You're my fuckin girl.

>>213523497
why would anyone be worried about that in the BB house? if anything they'll fight and it'll be the end of it. i'm sure they have a sniper rifle on the dude's head at all times

>>213523544
i dont remember cameron doing anything crazy except some staring? and gentle embracing of a boudoir cloest

>>213523656
because the people who watch this show and post about it on social media are room temp iq

>>213523798
>because the people who watch this show and post about it on social media are room temp iq
78 degree bros rise up

>Survivor
>BB
There has to be a third. 16-20 people, cohabiting a space with each other, competing to win money by eliminating one another. But WHAT?

>>213519913 (OP)
keanu wins veto
vince gets 4 votes
zach goes home crying

>>213523485
to this day, I cannot believe she was allowed to stay in the house.

>>213524126
the guy with the power to bribe himself off the block chooses not to use it?

>>213524437
his integrity wouldn't allow him

>>213522518
morning mr hogg

Sometimes I forget how shiny Mama Dud’s bald black ass head was. God i miss her

>>213524918
you g(i)rls remember when you gave the dud moniker to papa won't
oof that was embarrassing. but you did recover with 'won't'

>>213520408
ropes is such a shit player it's great to watch
it will be a miracle if she makes it to jury with how sloppy she's being

>>213520639
>caring about flaccid size
unless you're obviously hung like simpboy nobody will care

>>213523685
he had quite a few creepy comments and people clocked how he seethed at cory for getting america, but yeah he's still way below the other two on the ick meter

>>213525159
He exists to fulfill Allison's smutty romance novel fantasy

I'm watching Love Island

>>213522518
Ohayouuuu
KEANU 4 VETO 4

keanu 5 VETO

You guys expecting any former BB contestants for the US reboot of Genius Game?

>>213523685
everyone talks about america but the real weird shit was with reilley kek. it was kino to watch

>>213520314
>>213520347
hoh room sex will get those demons out of him

>morgan: its week five and im really not trying to make a decision
>rachel: if i won veto i would've saved jimmy

>>213520329
atomized generation

>>213524048
Technically there is The Challenge

>>213526666
they're up early

>>213526602
I watched The Challenge when it was Real World Road Rules Challenge when I was young, it was gutter then and its gutter now
Maybe US Genius can eventually hold that l 3rd spot, I've heard the Korean version is great

>zach: have you considered who ur 4th nom is?
>ava: *werds werds wersds* i can tell you im avoiding a riley, katherine..im done im saying im done promising things...i wasnt trying to lying to you

Feeds were down for like 8 hours last week because of veto, prepare for long wait times

>ava to zach
>going into veto, i want all yall to win, and if its you mazal tov

>>213526789
hagbros...

Sending all my energy to King Keanu. Get that veto

>>213526934
>>213526995
the duality of man

rachel said shes got so much filler in her chin she cant pop this blackhead

>>213526789
already telling rope ava didn't give her any name for renom.

>>213526934
>>213526995
dexterity + vs wisdom + buffing before combat

pets, praying for a zach or rat veto for maximum chaos

Aaahh who were picked for veto

morgan wasn't picked
she hopes they can watch

rylie picked

>>213527873
won't WILL be playing in veto as well

>all guys +ava

its ballerina spin

>won't and rylie
one who definitely WONT win and a guy who is throwing
feels like its going to be one of the noms winning then, and morgan guaranteed a renom

katherine picked. rylie just said im glad i get to watch y'all

Is Vince the target this week or is it whoever is still up there on Thursday?

morgan renom per ava

ava is retarded and digging her own grave. for who? for what? those girls arent going to be able save her

why are there 2 chairs stacked in the storage room?

>>213527980
Vince is the target but the house is going to vote out Keanu if he's still on the block post-Arena

how dare morgan talk about ava's nomination lmao this bitch is drunk with power

>>213528022
preach brother
we could have had comfy keanu/kelley/ashley nominations

>>213528171
thats not what im saying. doing mickey and rachels bidding does nothing for ava's game except make her a target before them

>>213528022
i don't want vince or keanu to leave this week but i'm happy she didn't go with the safe nominations. future weeks will be way more fun.

orgy in the hammock

>>213528227
she could have went ashley, zach and keanu. it could have weakened all sides. instead she is acting like she can get vince, morgan and zach out. bitch only 1 of them is leaving and you have the rest of them coming after you now

>>213526378
Him in the HOH talking about how she was both his daughter & how he wanted to fuck her was something else. It was like 3 hours too.

>>213528349
on the bright side maybe we'll get lucky and she'll be a prejuror now

>>213528308
She'd use it on Keanu since she's hoping Keanu wins veto anyways

>>213528406
seems like its pushing lauren and kat closer to morgan now. ava will probably pop off to kat during the veto and now she will have rylie coming for her too

>>213528349
>bro in her position I would play a perfect middle game where everyone trusts me and I systematically pit sides against each other and nobody is the wiser to my mastermind game
wow, I guess, she is just not as a good of a player as you would be

vinny joins the dojo

>>213528611
The problem is she was playing a perfect version of that before winning HOH. In her case, if she'd just done Kelley/Keanu/pawn to try to get out the general targets, she would have survived. No one expected anything of her HOH, she could have had it easy following the script as boring as that sounds.

It's more entertaining for us obviously, just that she made everything a lot more difficult for herself by deciding to start gaming hard at the very moment she had to nominate people.

>>213528611
you can be condescending all you want but if you think her picking rachel ashley mickey and will has her team is good for her game you are as retarded as she is.

>counting 6 votes
>counting rachel to be with vinny

>vince wins veto
>zach uses 10k bribe
>morgan renom

>she puts this on and enters the blockbuster arena

hes going to seduce morgan with it

>>213529171
>keanu wins anyway and morgan is evicted unanimously

>>213529201
who is the other renom?

>>213529214
It'll probably be Mickey, Ava was pissed at her last night
Really doubt she actually puts Lauren up

>>213529214
probably lauren or kat

wow! will eliminated rachel in the head to head HOH comp. seems like rachel has lost some velocity on her fastball

>>213519913 (OP)
Something I don't see mentioned a lot that might impact gameplay is that in earlier seasons, tgey'd watch seasons to prepare for the show but tgis season they've talked about how they've watched YouTube Highlights and didn't someone say they asked ChatGPT about it?

>>213529267
>>213529271
she told lauren she is not putting her up. if she does kat she has rylie coming after her. here me out... she should put up will if she wants morgan out for sure but its pre-arena and a gamble

>>213529171
>post blockbuster

>keanu: adrian was a good soldier
>vince: really frustrates me it was on lauren's hoh

>>213529329
simpmode is coming for her either way
he's been complaining non-stop for the past couple days how he hates ava

>>213529327
they give them a p+ sub during the week the they are sequestered in the hotel. they can watch all the seasons the want or none at all. it isnt mandatory but available

>>213528401
https://x.com/madsbostontea/status/1723789094814171629

>>213529413
Watching all the Mission Impossibles & Star Trek ONLY before going into the BB house.

vince called to dr

>>213529491
>speed watch 10 seasons of challenge and wondering where TJ is when julie meets you on the stage

when are we getting a new vanessa/tyler tier strategist newbie, it's been too many years

>>213529566
higher likelihood for a winter season to happen

>>213529490
I still love Izzy so much. Glad she's doing well in life.

laurens tiny braless titties

Lauren can't poop because she eats all the hippie dogshit "healthy" food.

>>213529745
food high in fiber?

>>213529566
you probably mean power players, tyler wasn't that strategic, just great socially

>>213529745
fuck you lauren, nobody gets between rachels' kids and their chicken nuggets

morgan still going to bat for mickey

>>213529828
Have been on /tv/ for so long, every time nuggets and kids mentioned are mentioned in the same sentence, I always hark back to how Chris Watts' kids used to pelt him with nuggies.
And that could've been a catalyst for his unraveling

zach thinks he is not in danger of going home. he wont use his power

>>213529956
>nug pelting
Was this even something that happened? A classic one where I can't tell if it was made up and posters just ran with it.

>>213529986
no. he'll veto vinnie then use his power. last night he said to vinnie/morgan, there's a way where none of us will not go home

lauren making the first cup of tea in her life. feeds switch. what is grodner hiding?

>>213530028
what if keanu wins the veto? he doesnt go home against vince or morgan. why waste it?

>>213530061
DOESNT DRINK TEA
DOESNT DRINK COFFEE

>>213530061
based
fuck england

>>213530082
keanu wants to play in blockbuster, he is using veto on vincenzo

>>213529820
nah the week 1 flip and corralling kaitlyn long enough for the swaggy c backdoor in week 2 were game winning strategic moves on most seasons

>>213529820
Honestly it's weird to me the way people online talk about "social game" and "strategic game" as if they're these neatly separated different things when they obviously bleed into each other so much that they're basically one thing.
Dr. Will relied more on raw social skills and charisma, while Dan relied more on strategy (planning certain moves out in advance) but they both had to do both, any good player does both, and the two are inseparable. Tyler and Vanessa both likewise had good social and strategic games.

>>213523485
Didn't she say later that production charged her for driving her to the hosoital?

>>213529404
ava doesn't know that though, she weirdly enough thinks they're good

>>213530271
i think by "social" they mean "likeability." russell hantz of survivor (great strategist) was described as just a "creep" by the people who competed against him, a bryan kohberger type

>>213524708
MAMA-DAY NOOOOOO!

incantations with keanu
vince missed out on the secret sauce

>>213530290
Don't remember that detail. Just her being high on feeds and Paul getting his simps to throw a physical comp to a literal cripple.

Can't believe Memphis thought marrying this gummy toothed psycho would be a good idea

>>213527862
I can't even enjoy her beauty anymore when she walks because all I can look at are her arms.

what swings more, laurens arms or rylies dick?

>>213530271
for me it's
>Social players: Players who integrate socially and are well liked
Distinct from
>Social game: Using, and creating social relationships for the explicit and intentional purpose of convincing people to make bad decisions that benefit you
Distinct from
>Strategic game: Understanding and manipulating the game board to set yourself up multiple rounds in advance. Not just playing round by round and reacting to each comp outcome, but thinking about and planning multiple rounds in the future for all possible comp outcomes when making tactical decisions.

Will and Dan played strategic games by making moves that set them up, whereas someone like Tyler played a great social game by making strong bonds with people and getting them to do things that weren't great for them

any have live streaming link?

>>213530677
pluto.tvhttps://pluto.tv/us/live-tv/64a766cd798def0008734695

bb aus is casting again but they're going back to the dogshit australia votes format, no point in applying

>this veto draw
yeah grod wants the boys to win and zach to use his power lmao

48 hours until morgan is on the block

>>213530271
>>213530648

the game was easier to navigate when will and dan played their first go around. there are so many twists, crap shoots and luck involved in modern bb that its more difficult to plan out moves weeks in advance. like how do you even plan for a retarded op power like mickey got. one grodball can screw up your entire plan

>>213530271
There was Dan's article where he was ranking BB14 houseguests. He hates "social game" concept but I don't think most people would bother with ranking contestants on 9 criteria like he did
https://web.archive.org/web/20201112005156/https://dangheesling.com/houseguest-rankings/

Vince REALLY doesn't want to lose his F2

>>213530530
what the flip

>>213530811
vince has to knock his ass out

who is rylie talking about?

did morgan seriously just say to zach she was seriously debating keeping noms the same, girl what the fuck lmao

>>213530488
She probably fucks like a jet plane

>>213531061
morgan isnt playing in the veto

>>213530677
Also, for future reference:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BigBrother/comments/1lzeu6g/pluto_tv_bb27_live_feed_links/

>>213531086
she said it in the context of if she had and won, forgot to preface with that

>>213530114
tea is Chinese

>>213531267
me downstairs eating chips

>>213531424

vinnito

VETO TIME

veto time

go touch grass

>>213531561
already did, now it's too hot outside

4th veto incoming

>>213531561
gonna go see Weapons

Tiny Veto Time

>>213531561
for me?
its veto nap

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

KE4NU

>>213531616
It ends with Julia Garner being a witch that eats kids like in Hansel and Gretel.

if lauren goes home this week i'm done watching

>>213528718
Rachel is playing on grod mode difficulty.

>>213531762
k

>>213531762
there is no way we can get so lucky

>>213531561
too hot

It would be fun to see a showmance that would freak ppl out, like Lauren and a 45yo man.

>>213531846
some people acted like america was molesting cory.

>>213531704
AAARRGGH
CMON KEANU
AVA'S POCKET 10K

>>213529745
This is my 9/11

>>213531424
me upstairs yapping

>>213531990
the walk™

>>213531794
mob boss lauren

>>213531643
tiny veto stresses me the fuck out because I'm a heavy breather

>>213532068
>I am... gonna... make him... an offer... he can... no, he can't...I don't know

I hope Botox Boren gets put on the block and evicted

>>213531704
>KE4NU
\^_^/\^_^/\^_^/\^_^/

The Ava being an unsocialized revolting creature that doesn't know shit shtick gets so old when you realize she's a fuckbuddy to a nepobaby and has a huge ego despite having 0 redeeming qualities.

>>213532338
it's incredibly strange how many times she "accidentally" shows up in man-on-the-street viral tiktok vids

>>213531869
he was 22 years old you sick fuck

keanu 4th veto

>>213532411
>tfw no 80iq lauren gf

>>213532769
she looked right at me

>>213532375
Cool it with the antisemitism

why does he delete the webms?

watch it will be some costume/reward trade for veto comp and ava will end up in the unitard

>>213532951
these are limited collection webms

>>213533048
laurkino

>>213532976
>the one POV with the skintight unitard is the one Lauren & Kelley don't compete in
Kat in a unitard would be hot but would also drive Rylie crazy

this webm is gold lol

>>213533324
one of the few good moments ol jimjam gave us

>>213531762
me too sis

>>213532976
Doubt it because that’s always in the backyard. Hopefully it’s not tiny veto though because Ava would have a great shot at winning kek

I don't even mind Rytard

>>213533942
He's insufferable when it's him and Kat alone

>>213533982
That's what I was like when I was like 15 trying to get fat girls to suck my cock on the bus, he uses the persistent method because he thinks Kat is like the girls back home and it will just work automatically

>>213533982
why showmances are ass. he seems like a pretty fun character by himself

lauren's first time using a tea kettle. she's had many first times in this house. last week she made a grilled cheese sandwich for the first time but she accidentally left the stove on for a few hours

>>213530530
>Now in theaters Christopher Nolan's Memento 2: Double Trouble

>>213534272
We're reaching cuteness levels that shouldn't be possible

>>213534272
>accidentally left the stove on for a few hours
how

>>213534347
She needed time to think.

>>213534212
cap yall love showmances when yall can self insert. this subreddit was obsessed with americory cause it captured the hearts of hags and dweebs

>>213534347
It was right before veto ceremony

>>213534272
Is pretty girl life really this easy mode? You can go your whole life without knowing how to do anything for yourself?

>>213534362
Idk who could've possibly been self inserting as Cory or America here

>>213534393
Well when you're beautiful you don't really have to "do" much of anything, everything is done for you from your meals to your makeup routines.

>>213534362
We just want blood.

>>213534362
Why do you talk like that

>>213534498
well fuck me

the only clip i've seen from today is Ava pushing back against Mickey saying that she shouldn't put Morgan up. saying something like "fuck that, she literally said she's targeting me now!"

thank god someone has the balls to shut down mickey

>>213534488
why do YOU talk like that

Shit is 100000x funnier when you imagine the actual Mickey Mouse speaking as Mickey lmaoo

>>213534613
based

NEW

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>>213534393
yeah its great

>>213534613
CINEMA