>Why do the craziest dames always hire me? This one had two dead husbands and a .45. Her legs went on for days, but those days were probably numbered. Yeah; I took the case. If I'm gonna die on the job, it might as well be for gams like hers.

(subdued mute trumpet plays slow jazz theme)

>>213520584 (OP)
For me, it's The Maltese Falcon. Pure Detectikino