Thread 213520902

>>213520902 (OP)
Jaime L'Israel Bond? Where's your beanie?

>>213520902 (OP)
too jew

>>213520902 (OP)
Jew

I can't wait for the first Gay Bond

We found a new architect.

>>213520902 (OP)
Kikeberger. Heebie Kikeberger.

>>213521036
>>213520971
>>213520942
>>213520975
He's not even Jewish, you dumb fucks. Morons like you are the reason noticers are disregarded and ridiculed.

>>213521055
>Taylor-Johnson’s possible casting led to the hashtag #BoycottJamesBond trending on X as posters said they would no longer watch the franchise if a Jewish actor was cast in the lead role.

>The actor, 33, told the Guardian in 2015 that he was pleased when someone told him he resembled a fashionable Hasidic Jew. “That was nice because I have really curly hair and also I’m Jewish,” he said.

>>213521055
Bruh we can see his face. It's posted right there.

>>213521068
>>213521073
Can you say, with a straight face, you'd rather get a nigger Bond just to stick it to the Jews?

>>213521091
I'd rather neither.

its going to be that gladiator nigga whos also jewish

>>213521091
James Bond is for faggots. I just wanted to make sure everyone saw the jew.

>>213521135
>James Bond is for faggots
>says the yankee doodle shite as he goes and watches the latest Superman capeshit and then jerks off to BLACKED.com

>>213521160
Blacked isn't even good porn. The niggers are fat. And sorry no, because you spammed that stupid bird face 500 times I refuse to watch the "superman" movie.

He has to stop a villain destroying gaza before he does

It will be this cocksucking (literally) sissy and you will all seethe and cope for eternity.

>>213520902 (OP)
that's his goyname cover

>>213520902 (OP)
He has the looks but that voice....yeah, no, he cannot be James Bond with that voice.

>>213520902 (OP)

Cock. Massive Cock.

>>213521411
are the rumors true?

>>213520902 (OP)
He's like a horse, hung like a horse

>>213520902 (OP)
>Bomb. Bomb Tel Aviv.

>>213521698
Lol

>>213521532
>>213521411
Post it.

>>213521411
>>213521532
>white
>massive cock
maybe in your faggy dreams lmao

>>213521033
His mom is kinda cute.

>>213521809
It's true. Look it up. His wife directed the movie in which he showed it off.

>>213520902 (OP)
>Literal box office poison in your path

>>213522046
while this is true it won't matter if he's cast as bond because people go to see Bond not this guy. Daniel Craig was a dimeless nobody before Bond and he's back to being a dimeless nobody because nobody cares about him when he's not Bond. same thing here.

>>213520902 (OP)
Aaron Taylor Johnson is relentlessly handsome.

LEO SUTER IS THE NEW JAMES BOND 007
AMAZON MGM HAS PICKED HIM
SCREENCAP THIS

>>213522092
no

LOL, you guys have no idea the storm that is coming. /tv/ will FEAST on this news. The catalog will be fucking spammed to high heaven.

It is coming and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>213521068
>being compared to a HASIDIC Jew
>nice
lmao. I'm still curious what is up with the fact some Jews with eastern European roots like Miliband look fucking Indian but then you have guys like William Shatner - like how the fuck are their genetics obviously mostly European but Jewish culture was still maintained?

>>213522133
Funny thing is, he's not a Jew. His only Jew relative was his great grandfather.

One of his 8 great grandparents was a Euro / russian Jew. This geezer is.. quite literally.. 90% plis british

>>213521100
Mescal isn't a Jew but he's fucking one, i.e. the spoilt rich brat of JJ Abrams

>>213522166
>>213522170
So about as Jewish as David Beckham or Gemma Arterton lol. But makes sense for him to leverage it as an actor that operates in Hollywood

>>213522170
He's 99.9 percent goy but he plays up that miniscule percent (even that's a stretch) to fit in Hollyjew and get roles.

>>213522185
Honestly, do you blame him? It's smart and necessary in his position. If he gets to be James Bond because of it, i'd say it was more than worth the LARP.

>>213520902 (OP)
facts about amazon bond
>broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond
>amazon wants a young actor for bond. they don't want a granny fucker like aaron the jew
>bezos personally said he doesn't want "a fucking jew as bond"
>timothy dalton is still considered to be the greatest james bond

>>213522199
Only the last one is true. You need to accept that this guy is our new James Bond.

>>213522199
I know he's a wop by blood but I wonder if a younger non-hairlet Mark Strong would have worked

>>213522217
T. Aaron publicist

I still can't articulate why Craig didn't work as Bond beyond the fact he looks like a Russian. Something about his acting period was off.

Denis LOVES meme actors so he will definitely approve casting this guy. In a better world, Dan Stevens would've been the ideal James Bond.

>>213522261
It really is as simple as the fact that he is the polar opposite in every single facet of how Bond is supposed to look, act and feel. It's the most catastrophic miscast in movie history. Bella Ramsay on steroids. Craig has no charisma, no presence, no likeability, he is a homosexual Russian midget.

>>213522060
>while this is true it won't matter if he's cast as bond because people go to see Bond not this guy.
Wrong. Didn't work for Superman, won't work with Bond.

>>213522263
I find myself unimpressed with Denis but to be fair to him I won't be surprised in the least if the DUNC cast was down to studio mandates that he hires big actors in current year. Like these fuckers literally did not hint that Feyd-Rautha existed in DUNC 1 because they were waiting to pounce on whoever was popular by the time DUNC 2 began filming. Anyhow, Zendaya is the worst of them all next to Pugh but there were miscasts all around. I think only Bardem and Skarsgard were wins (and even in Skarsgard's case, his Baron didn't even hit his stride until DUNC 2)

>>213522217
>You need to accept
No I won't, never will. Cavill still has a chance and I don't care what anyone says. The amount of excuses for why he is wrong for literally any role is infuriating. Give the man a fucking break already.

>>213522298
For me, I would have cast James Callis as the Emperor, not fucking Walken lol. If you've seen Battlestar, you'll know Callis can do seething impotent rage really well and that's what the Emperor was reduced to after he lost. I'm still pissed that the EMPEROR'S THRONE ROOM was a dimly lit concrete cavern rather than a massive stark contrast to everything else by being so opulent, which is exactly what would have aligned with their claims that the Emperor as a man didn't matter or have to be impressive but everything surrounding him would be

>>213522288
You can't be fucking serious, comparing some stupid yankee capeshit character to James Bond who is a European cultural icon and has had the most successful and longest running film franchise in history.
>>213522298
Indeed, in all fairness, he could not get the funding for Dune if he didn't cast the most meme actors across the board. The only good actors there were Timmy, Rebecca Ferguson and maybe Austin Butler. That's about it. They were the only memorable characters in those two shit movies.

Anyhow, I think we're worrying over the wrong person because Denis has no control over Bond and will just be a journeyman that adds some "prestige" to the project while the movie will just be a soulless recreation of the Moore/Brosnan era for memberberries' sake. That's what casting ATJ tells me. He can do action and comedy and is very much a blockbuster type of actor which is refreshing after 15 years of Craig.

>>213522333
He'd nail the 'smile doesn't touch his eyes' aspect of the character because I get that vibe from him in real life - I write this was someone that likes Cavill a lot but he's refreshingly honest about how he's in it for the money, so obviously this guy is calculating and aware he needs to have a facade

>>213522333
CHECKED
but have you considered that even if Amazon wants to people-please and get Cavill, he'd reject it so he doesn't open up old wounds just like he'd reject playing Superman again? Maybe he wants to move on and do new things with his life and write/direct now that he's a father.

>>213522355
>Indeed, in all fairness, he could not get the funding for Dune if he didn't cast the most meme actors across the board. The only good actors there were Timmy, Rebecca Ferguson and maybe Austin Butler. That's about it. They were the only memorable characters in those two shit movies.
Oscar Isaac should have been Duncan, Eric Bana should have been Leto. I wrote that years ago and I've seen it echoes occassionally across the internet and it's a hill I'd die on lol. Agree with the rest of your post also. Honestly, I'd be more scared about the Peaky Blinders writer. I could even watch SAS: Rogue Heroes once I realised he was trying to spin Paddy Mayne as this scrappy as fuck working class guy with a huge chip on his shoulder - I wouldn't be surprised if they never mentioned his religion in the show so the audience would assume he's Catholic and therefore even more oppressed

>>213522355
>You can't be fucking serious
Yes I am.

>>213522416
>reeve is like 90% English
I can't for the life of me ever recall seeing an Englishman with a face like Reeves. I'm convinced generations of Americans having more space and better diets changes how ethnically English people looked in ways that go beyond height

>>213522404
Cosmo Jarvis should've been Duncan and Christian Bale or Colin Farrell should've been Leto but I like your suggestion with Bana.

Knight is a mediocre writer who's known for being a total cheap whore and writing quite literally anything that he's paid to write. He's far, far worse than Neal Purvis or Robert Wade could ever be. His only good movies he has his name attached to had the scripts rewritten and reworked. Eastern Promises is a good example. Peaky Blinders is a meme series and anyone associated with that garbage should be shamed. Judging by his work, he'll definitely go for that CR/QoS style Bond that is overtly self-serious and about some LE IMPORTANT geopolitical issue (Ukraine, Gaza, whatever) and strictly NO FUN ALLOWED. unless of course Amazon gives him a mandate that the script should be like the Brosnan/Connery movies. But I SINCERELY doubt that. Hiring him and Denis signals, clear as day, that they're just continuing the Daniel Craig era without Craig.

>>213522460
Reeves is like Cavill where they're Anglo-Norman and mostly French.

>>213522416
I am not a huge fan of the Reeve movies and didn't like aspects of how Clark was written like being a useless fucking pussy without powers but Reeves still remains unassailable as Superman. The face, the voice, the confidence. Man was fucking perfect.

>>213521055
Doesn't matter he has that melty face look that all jews have. Very offputting. Not bond material.

>>213522416
I just watched the Moore movies and I am astounded by how cheerful and happy they are as movies. They always end happily and are full of exciting locales, adventures and characters. I felt so whole after watching them. THAT is what Bond movies ought to be.

>>213522385
The ship has sailed with Superman. He got burned by WB and Gunn. Maybe in the future if the right people are in charge. For Bond, if Cavill is actively campaigning for the role with Amazon then he should get a chance. We both can't say what his current intentions are with Bond. We'll see.

>>213522484
Is this 'any good looking briton is french even if they're from bumfuck rural norfolk or wales' or you making a serious point? I am dubious of these claims anyhow as Normans were tiny percent of population and would have intermixed over nearly a thousand years except for autistic aristocrats. But it is true Norman surnames correlate with greater familial wealth and Cavill does fit that along with actors in the past like Peter Cushing

>>213522092
>Leo Suter
He's the only serious choice /tv/ has put forth. But I don't see him getting picked because he's too unknown and Amazon wants to cast whoever X tells them to cast.

>>213522562
Dead serious. Anglos who have moreso continental blood than islander blood look like Cavill and not, say, Daniel Craig.

>>213522563
>Amazon wants to cast whoever X tells them to cast.
About that...

>>213522536
I'd take him as a villain to ATJ's Bond. Maybe he wants to do something different. Walker in MI proved he has the chops and is much more entertaining as a heel than a babyface.

>>213522467
A Bond era that is a period piece would be a lot of fun but of course with the era we live in and Knight attached you'd dread it being sanctimonious posturing over roicism or revisionism where MI6 and the government as a whole is diverse as fuck

>>213522579
What about non-Anglo British people Ioan Gruffudd (Hornblower)?

SLASH MY WRISTS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST GAY BAR

>>213522616
There's a few recent images of him where he looks like a Bolshevik commissar circa 1920

>NTTD was 4 years ago (2021)
>Bond 26 might be released in 2028 at the earliest
WILL THEY FUCKING STOP WITH THESE LONG WAITS FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>213522615
No, he definitely has continental blood. Ultimately, it's a toss-up but more often than not, it is so.

>>213522653
I'm assuming you mean continental blood post-1066, give or take?

>>213522632
>recent images
>recent
He's always looked like that.

>>213522673
No he has these glasses and weird hair, like very Trotsky-esque

>>213522632
Daniel Craig was a public anti-Brexiter. Make of that what you will.
>>213522670
Yes.

>>213522715
Just different shades of the same thing: he looks like a Russian, not an Englishman. ironically, the Englishman that Bond is supposed to be, not the real Englishman of today because then he'd be spot fucking on. He was a monkey in a tuxedo.

>>213522722
So by implication, I do too? i.e. I have the same colouring as Gruffudd or Keira Knightley, same eyes, small nose though, and amongst the English in small towns/villages this is considered an exotic appearance. What is the source in your view then?

>>213522757
If you don't look like Wayne Rooney or Daniel Craig then you have continental blood.

death to phenotypefags

>>213521055
Is this bait? Why else would you go on the internet and tell such obvious lies

>>213522804
>SAAR I AM WHITE OK YES?