Thread 213522242

Post your favourite movie, favourite Bond girl, Bond villain, Bond song and everything in between.

>Bond
Pierce Brosnan
>Movie
GoldenEye
>Girl
Elektra King
>Villain
Elektra King
>Song
Tomorrow Never Dies by K.D Lang
>Henchman
Stamper
>Ally
Jack Wade

Yes, I'm a BrosnanGOD. How could you tell?

>>213522242 (OP)
Dr. No because I saw it first. Goldeneye because it was the first Bond movie I saw in the theater. Favorite Bond movie across the board: probably Moonraker. Or Dr. No, or You only Live Twice, hard to choose. Favorite Bond Girl: Holly Goodhead. She was stern, but also sexy. Favorite Bond song: You only live Twice, Moonraker (symphonical, space station reveal) or maybe Little Nellie)

Best villain is hard. The portrayal or the villain?

>>213522388
Both. Myself, I'd say Alec Trevelyan nails both aspects as in his character has a strong and powerful motivation and ethos and Sean Bean is a fucking amazing actor, one of the best ever, and he gave real credibility and gravitas to the role which could've been painfully generic.

>>213522304
>Tomorrow Never Dies by K.D Lang
It was Sheryl Crow you fucking retarded poser.

I've watched all Bond movies more than once. My least favourite Bond movie is "No Time to Die". I really hated that one.

Favourite Bond movie:
Skyfall

Favourite Bond:
Roger Moore

Favourite Bond girl:
Strawberry Fields

Favourite Bond villain:
Silva

Favourite Bond song:
I don't know, I couldn't just pick one.

>>213522410
His biggest villain has to be Blofeld, no? I think SPECTRE was originally called SMERSH no? Or are they not the same? Walken was a terrrible villain, Claus Kinski walked the line between being shit and good, Drax was memorable. I didn't like Bardem nor Christopher Waltz as villains. Scaramanga has got to be up there. Robert Carlyle was also a shit villain. The Bonds so far, have been better than its villains, I think. Baron Samedi (that movie was just terrible overal, but it seems to have stuck.)

What about the best Felix Leither?

>>213522242 (OP)
>Pierce Brosnan
>>213522304

i am suppose to say Crag Dave the homoking right?

>>213522426
Check your shit, secondary. Yes, the title is Surrender but the song lyrics contain Tomorrow Never Dies so it's not a mistake on my part.

>>213522527
Blofeld is his most iconic nemesis and villain but Alec is his best written and most personal adversary due to the tragedy of their ruined friendship leading to their eventual face-off.

>>213522527
No, Spectre and Smersh are different organizations. Spectre is an international crime ring, the abbreviation was explained in Dr No. Smersh was a Russian KGB subdivision and an abbreviation of "smert shpionam", meaning "death to spies".

>Girl
>Elektra King
>Villain
>Elektra King
Smart man.
Best female character in all of Bond.

>>213522688
Are you retarded?

>>213522242 (OP)
Never asked for a favourite Bond
>interesting
love myself some Roger Moore, love myself some Chris Cornell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzgdBAKyJo
Bond girl? No comparison.

>everything in between
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2hRF8T9PsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aePW0jMcmFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usihD9N66gA
<3

>>213522744
Thanks. I was always confused about that. I thought it was Smersh in the books and Spectre in the movies.

>>213522808
Anon, do you often visit gay bars, perchance?

>>213522799
>reverse satan

>favorite movie
Goldeneye

>favorite bond girl
Natalya Sexonova

>favorite bond villain
Blofeld (specifically Telly Savalas)

>favorite bond song
Dr. No (John Barry bond theme)

Didn't watch No Time To Die, I can't take it anymore

I'm a Moorechad. Fight me, /tv/.

>>213522926
1v1

>>213522856
non stop. it's all i can do to stop sucking cock.

>>213522963
He was good for like two movies and a half. Then he got fat.

Best practical stunt in Bond?
Has to be the whistle jump no? Then you have the ski jump or the jump without a parachute, or hanging from the plane cargo in full flight (Yes, Daltrey, you faggot, you get a mention too).

Cleese was great as a succesor to Q. Too bad it was shortlived.

Craig movies have a lot of redeeming elements, but yes, the love part got a bit too heavy. Very shizo run. I saw all of them in the theater, except the last one. The one where Bond and the chopper do a double loop de loop above the square in Mexico City. On the one hand, it reminded me of the car jump in 'The man with the Golden Gun' in its sillyness, but on the other hand, They always marketed Craig as being a more gritty Bond. It never knew what it wanted to be. Still, In ten years time, Craig's Bond run will be more appreciated.

Bond
>Roger Moore
Movie
>The Spy Who Loved Me
Girl
>Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)
Villain
>Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Song
>Nobody Does It Better - Carly Simon
Henchman
>Donald Grant (From Russia with Love)
Ally
>Vijay (Octopussy)

Connery returning as a Bond villain in another quintessential British franchise in a bear suit. And it was great.

>Bond
Timothy Dalton

>Movie
License to Kill

>Girl:
Natalya

>Bond villain
Alec Trevelyan

Favourite Bond song:
Her Majesty's Secret Service
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRf_S9DLfk

>>213523025
>film an amazing practical stunt that they couldn't do even today with 1970's rudimentary tech
>ruin it by adding a fucking WHISTLE on top

Last night I bond burgered your sister.

>>213523017
Moore was already ancient and senile by the third one

>>213523078
No, he was at his peak in Moonraker. After that? Sure, they should've brought in Dalton but don't be so negative and spout nonsense.

>>213522242 (OP)
Sean Connery is #1 and defines the movie version of Bond. Roger Moore is an acceptable second, even if he's more of a poofster. At least he still had the charm. The rest of them don't really matter, but Daniel Craig wasn't Bond at all. His movies were just generic, boring action movies, and Craig's Bond has no charm and none of the traits that would make him Bond. He's not charming, he's not confident, he has no class or masculinity, he's a sad, pathetic loser, and he's constantly upstaged and bossed around by women.
Pierce Brosnan was also kinda shit, but at least those movies tried to be James Bond movies. It just didn't work with him as Bond and the cold war being over.

>>213523069
>Dalton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-CgQT6HZU4
Based

>>213523092
NTA, but I disagree as far as Moore looking at his peak in Moonraker goes. He was better looking in earlier Bond movies. And there was a dangerous element to his portrayal, which gave him an edge. Moonraker already had him in grandpa territory. Borderline. But that's my opinion.

>>213523094
I want to tell you to kill yourself for discarding Dalton and Brosnan but you shat on Craig so on principle I have to let you slide.

>they almost cast a redneck as James Bond
imagine if this had happened

>>213523160
Unacceptable.

>>213523094
Casino Royale is alright and pretty faithful to the first Bond novel that it's based on where Bond is a cold, brooding and unsympathetic asshole.
The other Craig movies are disasters though

>>213523190
Feels like small potatoes to get mad about that considering we got Craig.
>>213523192
Casino wasn't good enough for people to keep excusing Craig putting out shit movies and overstaying his welcome for so fucking long.

>>213522242 (OP)
my favourite bond villain is Ozempic

>>213523094
The opening scene of Casino Royal was great. every introduction of a new Bond so far was probably great. I'd have to rewatch them. Pierce was suave and distinguished. In the opening scene of Casino Royale we see Daniel Craig in pursuit of a parcour runner. The parcour runner jumped over a door into a small opening. Craig ran straight through the wall. That was the opening scene and introduction to a new Bond. Pierce's Bond would have never ran through a wall. Craig's Bond did. So visually, it already told you that Craig's Bond was a brute. But he also did some things, like shooting the line of a pulley, to outpace the parcour runner, so he was smart and quick in his thinking. I think with Casino Royale, in the opening scene, they did a really good job at distantiating them of the Brosnan Bond. You knew it wasn't going to be the same. And all through visual storytelling.

>>213523256
which Youtube video essay did you steal that from, you Reddit browsing faggot?

>>213523251
>Stoveeye
>Tomorrow Never Diets
>The Weight Is Not Enough
>Diet Another Day

>>213523256
Daltrey, I think wielded a machinegun. Brosnan dual wielded machineguns iirc. And was into sex torture. They always upted the ante in some regard. And all of the Bond's tried to portray his darker side in different regards. It's a very tight rope to walk between genuinely felt danger, tongue in cheek, parody, feeling like a pastiche, keeping the British tradition in check. To find a movie within the Bond lore, that keeps it tonally in check, while swithing between them has got to be a very challenging exercise. Let alone the casting.

what is going on here?

>>213523279
I watched them at the theater. It was something you noticed. I'd been watching all of Pierce's movies in the theater, so the departure of that with Craig's opening scene was immediately very obvious.

I think Craig was the best bond actor and, after a slight power gap, Brosnan was merely 2nd. The rest are shit.
FURTHERMORE, I think the Chiffre was a good Bond villain because he was one of the few that were actually well acted (which is even more embarassing because the actor isn't even bri'ish).

TL;DR, the newer Bond movies are far superior to the old ones because the squeaky clean goodguy routine with quirky gadgets gets tiring real quick.

>b-b-but the older bond movies have SIR (soi?) SEAN CONNERY and one of them is even on the moon and Q was such a cute confused old scien-
don't @ me shitter, keep those opinions to yourself and your instagram
you people are clearly "born in le wrong generation" if you seriously hold those beliefs.

>>213523369
>trying this hard
I wish you are raped soon.

>"Do you expect me to talk?"
>"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die"
it's impossible to get more kino than this

For, me, the Daltrey movies are great action movies, with some Bond in them. Some of the stunts and shooting could be from a Die Hard movie or Tango & Cash. Good movies, but not Bond movies to me.

>Daltrey: a more gritty version

Like the part where he crosses the border surfing in a suitcase with a girl sitting behind him. They had plenty of sillyness in them.

Tell me were Daltrey was dark and gritty. I remember Moore's Bond pushing a guy off a cliff without giving it a second thought. Craig, the pussy, is probably the only Bond who hasn't hit a woman. Or did he? At least they made him an alcoholic, so there's that. And gay.

>>213523421
Even 60 years and numerous parodies later, there isn't a single villain line better than that ever written. Even if Goldfinger inevitably jobs, the power of that scene is intact. I can't even imagine how fucking awesome it must've been for 60's audiences.

>>213523421
>>213523498
Yeah, it is a great line. Subversion done right.

>>213523480
Anon, I have to stop and correct you before we go further. There is no Daltrey, it's Dalton

>>213523514
Shame that the film completely falls off a cliff after the laser table scene.

>>213523524
Ah shit, it's a Saturday. You know where I'm coming from. Thanks for the nudge.

>>213522242 (OP)
>Bond
Dalton
>Film
License To Kill
>Girl
Pam Bouvier
>Villain
Drax or Zorin (I like the evil corporate zillionaire archetype)
>Song
A View To A Kill or Thunderball

The "modern" Bond songs for me, have started with Moore.
> A View to A Kill

Then you had "The Living Daylights", from A-ha, which ironically sounds more dated to me. Although 'Dated' might be a wrong word. It sounds more 'of the time'.

"A view to A kill", The song, still sounds Fresh.

Then we move on to Aunte Tina with Goldfinger, Sheryl Crowe, Garbage, The White Stripes, Radiohead (denied). Remember Madonna's song? It's not that horrible.

Of course of the modern era, Chris Cornell's song in tandem with the tasteful opening credits of Casino Royale stand out. It's simply a rocking song, that fits Bond criteria. "You know My Name". Aunte Tina's song wasn't bad either, but of the modern era Bond songs, Chris Cornell's: "You know my name" is the one that takes the cake.

>>213523713
Best Bond song that bridges the gap between modern and older has to be: "Nobody does it better".

>>213523713
"A view to A kill" great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp4CR2HcHLQ

>>213523713
I forgot, correct me if I'm wrong, but Craig Daniel's opening credits might also have been the first opening credits of a Bond movie that didn't show some woman skin. So that was also a subliminal sign that things were not going to be the same.

>>213523845
Except for Dr. No. So the opening credits also showed you that it was a return to the beginning.

Best and coolest Bond song ever produced and I despise Daniel Craig and his era and don't consider it part of the James Bond canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzgdBAKyJo

>>213523845
There's no "skin" in most Bond openings. Maybe you mean black an white silhouettes of dancing women?

>Bond
Moore

>Film
Goldeneye. An amazing film the entire way around.

>Girl
Jinx (LOVE Halle Berry)

>Villain
Jaws, if not recurring then Elliott Carver

>Song
Live and Let Die

>>213523918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYQZHNwIUq8
<3

>>213523910
It's more than black and white silhouttes. Bond opening credits are traditionally an appreciation of the woman form. I don't know what Bond movie started it, maybe "You Only Live Twice". Looking at female forms during the Bond opening credits are tradition, part of the allure. Women, exotic locations, gadgets.


The thrill of it all. Why the fuck do you think we watch Bond movies. It's escapism.

>>213523996
>I don't know what Bond movie started it
The very first one. Dr No has at first dancing dots and squares, then shows silhouettes of dancing women.

>>213523402
calm down saar, will you?

>>213523791
WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN

>>213524043
There you have it. So perhaps the Craig movie "Casino Royale" was the first Bond movie that didn't show alluring women in the opening credits.

>Bond acting
Connery
>Bond looks
Brosnan
>Movie
Goldfinger
>Girl
The Felix Leiter hive mind
>Song
Live or Let Die
>Gadget
The suitcase
>Vehicle
The "Dragon" from Dr. No
>Villain
Pleasance
>Assassination
The funeral procession(s!)
>Comedy bit
Moon landing exercise

Bond 26 will be like the new Superman movie: a completely soulless recreation of the previous "silly and fun" entries while also passive aggressively mocking them and subverting them.

Expect a remake of GoldenEye but Bond is a fucking "OI DON'T BE A FOOKIN ROICIST AND SEXIST MISOGYNIST INCEL" and the villain is some British nationalist that wants to stop kids from being raped by Pakis.

>>213524115
Casino Royale was good. They even managed to get in the Guinness book of records for a car that tumbled the most times in a movie. I'd have to say I was a bit disappointed with LeChiffre as a villain and it felt a bit underwhelming compared to Brosnan movies. But the departure was necessary at the time. Casino Royale was a good movie. It depends on how much of the Bond character you want to see portrayed on screen. I think it was Craig's only good one, but there were already cracks showing. I never asked for my Bond to be a fucking brutish doorman. It was more of a question of how the Bond franchise could survive through that era and if they could reintroduce the character in a way that it was still relevant. Casino Royal succeeded in that. For nostalgia reasons, I'll always be bound to Pierce and Connery.

>>213524185
>Telly Savalas
>Donald Pleasance
>Christopher Waltz

Ah yes, who was the best Blofeld?

Bondbump

>>213522242 (OP)
>Bond
Connery
>Movie
Thunderball
>Girl
Domino
>Villain
Scaramanga
>Song
Duran Duran- A View to a Kill
>Henchman
Necros- The Living Daylights
>Ally
Draco- OHMSS

>>213526012
The Bond vibe has left me. Listening to "November Rain" right now, the radio dictated it. Not a bad place to be. The sun's out, The window's open and the curtains are moving with the wind.

>>213522242 (OP)
The intros from the Roger Moore films were more openly pornographic. And I love that. Also because the music was jazzier and fun, too.

A View to a Kill was my "autist binges Frasier" moment. I had no idea Bond movies were so goofy, funny, watchable, and memorable.
Take me back, bros.

>Bond
Dalton
>Movie
The Living Daylights
>Girl
Pussy Galore
>Villain
Max Zorin
>Song
Nobody Does It Better
>Henchman
May Day
>Ally
Pam Bouvier

>>213522242 (OP)
The Living Daylights is the best Bond film with the best Bond and it has the best Bond song. License To Kill has the best Bond Girl. You could genuinely watch nothing except the two Dalton films and get the entire Bond experience from them.

>Movie
Spy Who Loved Me
>Bond
Connery
>Bond Girl
Pam
>Bond Song
Nobody Does It Better
>Bond Villain
Jaws (more of a henchman I suppose)

>>213524318
Dawson/Pohlmann. The Blofeld's that showed their faces never managed to pull off the cool menace the original had. Pleasance was iconic but a bit too twitchy and unhinged. Each subsequent version got gradually more retarded.

>>213522304
Very based anon but I'd put the world is not enough as the best Brosnan theme. It's really grown on me over the years

>>213523391
Dr. Dough
For Your Mouth Only
Moonpie Baker
The Chef Who Fed Me
A View to a Grill
Licence to Plump
Porktopotty
Bonbons Are For Her
The Bloating Turkish Delight

>>213522242 (OP)
>Bond
Dalton. I enjoyed how tormented and conflicted he was.

>Movie
Goldeneye. A perfect blend of realism and OTT action, with fantastic characters.

>Girl
Melina Havelock. Gorgeous and badass.

>Villain
Alec Trevelyan. One of the greatest "evil counterpart" characters ever.

>Song
The World is Not Enough. Elektra's fantastic villain song.

>Henchman
Necros. A cool, efficient professional with fantastic fight scenes. What all henchmen aspire to be.

>Ally
Kerim Bey. A lovable rogue who steals all his scenes.

>>213528643
Nice.

The best Felix Leither. The American got the drop on Bond. I think in the book he got mangled by a shark and they showed it in a movie too? Jeffrey Wright was Ok, but he was a black Felix Leither.

>>213522926
THE SAINT!

>>213529202
I loved Inspector Gadget.

UNTIL WE
DANCE
INTO THE FIIIIIIIRE

>movie
Die Another Day (misunderstood, high IQ choice)
>girl
Pam Bouvier
>villain
Trevelyan
>song
You Know My Name

>>213522772
There's a 2 or 3 minute clip on youtube dedicated to Brosnan making pain faces during his Bond run, kek. Who made it?

>>213522527
Smersh was a different organization.
Mr.Big / Kananga was a member of that and one of the most powerful criminals in the world according to the novels.
The film doesn't do him justice at all, and he's downgraded to a heroin drug lord.

>>213523251
For me it's Dr. Now.

All of them are pretty good and on the same level of quality, more or less, until Daniel Craig. He's the only Bond actor, sans Lazenby, that I hate to actively remind people of his name. That tells you all you need to know about his impact despite 15 years in the part.

>>213522242 (OP)
Goldeneye
Thunderball
The Spy Who Loved Me
License to Kill
are my top 4

/tv/ is a Pam board it seems...

>>213531266
Pam a cute.

>>213530926
Post the webm

>>213531300
>>213531266
literally perfect

>>213531266
>>213531300
god almighty..
>>213531802
seconded
>>213531145
does anyone actually like Thunderball?

>>213527392
Why do Bond movies always use such terrible fonts even into the modern ones?

>>213531838
>does anyone actually like Thunderball
The theme song and babes go a long way for me, but its a step down from Goldfinger as a movie. 7/10

>>213531802
Legit one of the top 10 most beautiful actresses I've ever seen.

>>213532107
qt lazy eye.

How can you top this smug man?
License to Kill is so underrated. As much as I love Brosnan I would love to see Dalton in Goldeneye

>>213532174
The Daltster had the best girls, he could not help but be smug.

>>213532131
Wtf

>>213532435
It was a different time.

>>213522242 (OP)
>favourite movie,
they kinda all feel the same
goldeneye or the one on the moon
>favourite Bond girl,
sophie marceau face, barbara bach whole package google her nude
>Bond villain,
scaramanga or alex 006
>Bond song
goldeneye ofcourse tina turner

>>213532478
>Uh, Sean what are you doing this isn't in the script...
>Pisch off. Itsch what Bond would do.

>>213532131
After the 2nd take the crocodiles (or was it alligators?) were expecting him , kek. So they called it quits. Insane stuntman.

>>213532131
The clip you posted? I think they did one more take after that. Total insanity.

>>213532131
> One attempt resulted in the crocodile biting his heel, requiring 193 stitches.
wtf, crazy basterds

>>213532131
Absolute madlad

>>213529105
>>213532174
>>213532363
Norwood bros...I feel seen and valid now. This is powerful.

Use the element which brings life.

>>213534072
Is this Never Say Never Again?

>>213534869
Holy based

>>213534847
Yea.

>fell for the meme that never say never is an underrated gem
>watch it
>it's actually total dogshit
stop this buffoonery immediately

>good evening mister bond
>vodka martini, shaken not stirred?
no I'll have a pint