Thread 213524066

>make a wish
how do you respond without losing your soul?

I wish for infinite wishes

>>213524077
That kind of wiseass behavior would just get you tortured for an eternity.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish for you to shrink yourself down and enter this tiny walnut shell so I can stomp on it and kill you.

>>213524666
no way satan

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish you were never set free.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish to not lose my soul.

>>213524066 (OP)
It would take someone selfless to wish he granted no more wishes.
Barring divine intervention they'd get absolutely fucked when the djinni has them in his clutches, but it's the only way to stop him for good.
Well, unless granting wishes is similar to his immortality, I suppose.

I wish to have my fully erect cock buried in famous Harry Potter actress Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson's mouth WHILE STILL ATTACHED TO ME and that nothing changes about how she looks RIGHT NOW or how I look RIGHT NOW

>>213524066 (OP)
>no thanks

>>213524685
This. The Djin only work to torture and corrupt humans. As soon as you make a wish, that evil bastatd has you trapped. Never accept wishes from supernatural jackasses.

>>213525949
You're the guy who quibbles over technicalities when someone asks what would you do if you had a billion dollars aka boring

>>213524066 (OP)
>>213525908
I don't know what show this is from but couldn't you just wish that your wish would occur in-line with your intentions?

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish for a turkey sandwich—on rye bread—with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises! You got it?!

I wish for you to turn around and walk away

>>213524066 (OP)
I wouldn’t wish for anything. I’d listen. It’s what no one ever does.

I wish for you to sit down on the floor and dont move for 100 years.

I wish Israel nukes itself while I am not there myself.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish that everyone and everything that has ever taken or owned a human slave (physically, mentally and/or spiritually) instantly ceases to exist and all their slaves are freed.

>>213524066 (OP)
The only wish that works is a time paradox that retroactively traps him before your first meeting.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish the wish granter was dead

I don't have a wish for you, more of a command... "Get lost."

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish I was a wolf.

>I wish hitler was right
>*nothing changes*

What if you wished for him to be your loving twink boyfriend. What would he do.

Remember, I said “loving”, so he can’t trick me maliciously here.

>>213527005
That jive devil was more kino than he had any right to be

>>213524066 (OP)
I'd wish for a magic monkey's paw, and then I'd use that to wish for "a fiery evening with a hot little firecracker that ends with an explosion in my trousers".

>>213527030
He conjured two thots who "loved" a guy to death in one of the movies.

I wish to replace you as the new wishmaster

>>213524066 (OP)
Genie blowjob.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish you a merry Christmas :)

>>213527265
Death by snu snu is acceptable

>>213525383
now you're locked up with him for all eternity.
>>213525570
can't lose your sould if you never had one
>>213525908
welcome to life as a statue how feels everything but his dick.

>>213527515
You don't understand how the genie twisting your wish works.

>needs three wishes granted to rule over the world
>instead of letting one person get three wishes normally, kills people after granting one wish so he has to find someone else for more wishes
What the fuck was his problem?

>>213527548
The three wishes have to be from the person who awakened him. If he could just get three wishes from anyone the movie would be over in 2 minutes.

>>213527582
Oh, yes, I forgot about that

>>213527544
I made a few spelling mistakes

>>213525908
Buried, eh? That can be arranged.

I’d expel the Jews once and for all.

I wish for you to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

:^)

>>213525908
>That guy who wishes to be a pimple on some stripper's ass
>He actually gets his wish
Wtf I thought he was evil

>>213527662
But salvation is through faith alone so he can keep sinning!

>>213527682
The 4th Wishmaster is such fucking kino. I wish more people had seen it.

>>213524066 (OP)
>I wish you weren't a jew

>>213527390
I like the cut of your jib

>>213527698
Accepting Jesus as your savior is only possible through faith.

>>213527649
>spelling it genes instead of jeans
You had one job.

The black chick stuck in a mannaquin was brutal, that shit actually scares me. (locked in syndrome)

>>213525964
Don't know much about Djins but aren't they evil just to be evil? So if you denied the wishes they would be like 'well fuck you, your wish is for death'?

>>213527789
Djinn in mythology have the free will to be either good or bad just like humans. It's just that in the stories where they grant wishes the trickster archetype is more common because a good djinn just giving you what you wish for isn't much of a story.

>>213527735
Jesus was fag, like John Wayne. That is why all the right wing ppl hate him, he was a fag. (hence all the church people being secret fags, and molestation of boys is cool.

>>213527996
The most famous djinn story of all has not one, but two good djinn that just give you what you want

>>213527784
i got a fetish from that scene

Okay, I wish to have the powers of superman. Just the powers, not weaknesses. Lets see you monkey paw that one.

>>213528355
>gives you the power of superman, turning you into an inanimate drawing on a piece of paper

>>213528355
*you gain the powers but your body remains the same causing it to explode due to the sudden influx*

>>213528090
Who's the second djinn in Aladdin?

>>213524066 (OP)
Wish one: immunity to curses, here's, and monkey paw bullshit
Wish two:all the niggers, Mexicans, and foreigners go home and never come back
Wish three: a coke

>>213528529
>*hexes shit
bitch jinn got me with auto correct, the real curse

>>213528529
You go home and 2billion people live there.

>>213524066 (OP)
"No." I then take a vow of silence so he has no opportunity to twist the most minor statement of desire into a "wish".

>>213524066 (OP)
>how do you respond without losing your soul?
Difficult because the rules of the movie are so lazy. He can just be like, do you like this? Or, do you want some water? And then you're fucked. Dude could at least have to work for it a little and make you actually say "I wish" to get cursed. But no.

>>213526009
>what would you do if you had a billion dollars
whores, sluts, more whores

>>213528452
There's the djinn of the lamp and the less powerful djinn of the ring.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish for my penis to span the milky way.

>>213528556
Test

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish god microwaved a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it.

>>213528702
That's right. He will start torturing you and then ask you if you wish for it to stop and then when you do that to stop the torture he will just kill you so you aren't being tortured any longer.

>>213524066 (OP)
I want to cum for all eternity

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish all girls had wieners.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish to be James Bond

>>213530459
Wishmaster can just be like, 'it's be nice if it stopped raining, huh?' And you're like, 'yeah, I guess' = soul trapped.

>>213530499
>they only sausages and they will never share them with you

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish to be a Djinn

I've never watched this, is it good?

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish for you, the one granting my wish, to cease to exist immediately and forever.

>>213524066 (OP)
I simply don't make a wish

>>213524066 (OP)
i wish that good and innocent people are blessed with magic, beyond that of yours.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish you'd choke to death on your own cock then turn into a pile of gold bars.

>>213531412
I wish bad and evil people get blessed with even better magic.

>>213524066 (OP)
Ask if Hell takes Jewish bank loans.

>>213531480
>the pile of gold bars never stops growing and it eventually forms a black hole which swallows the entire solar system

>>213524066 (OP)
Im a ginger, so have i worked around his requisite for granting a wish?

>>213531787
Good.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish that you will dedicate your entire existence to ensuring every last one of your kind, including yourself, is completely and permanently destroyed.

>>213532841
>you become one of their kind and he takes eternity to destroy you

>>213532950
Goes against the wish ("every last one") and he can't invent something that couldn't be implied by the wish (turning someone into a djinn doesn't fit anywhere into that wish)

I wish

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish to find an enchanted werewolf hide possessed by the soul of a werewolf and it claims me.

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish for you to pull my finger.

>>213533209
>you turn into a walking furry suit

>>213533244
Not really true. The hide would bond itself to my body.

>>213524066 (OP)
>I wish I WAS THE WISHMASTER

>>213530768
>turns you into Daniel Craig

>>213533272
>you were the wishmaster, but you're no longer one

>>213532841
>that which is eternal cannot die
>b-but I mean-
>nice try, fagit, two wishes

>>213533270
>You're still a furry suit

>>213533447
Also not true. I would gain the ability of shifting between my werewolf form and my human form.

I wish for omniscience and omnipotence. So even if he backstabs me I have the power to reverse it anyway unless he just flat out jews me and takes it away entirely rather than just tries some tricky bullshit.

>>213533090
>Goes against the wish ("every last one")
No it doesn't. You never specified the time frame, he picked you first, and when you're destroyed he'll move on to the other ones.

>>213532950
But he didn't wish for becoming one of them. The point of a djinn twisting your wish is that your wish by itself contains a possibility of a terrible interpretation, you can't just make shit up.
>I wish for a million dollars
>ok but a nuke goes off where you stand lol
Not how it works.

>>213533827
>But he didn't wish for becoming one of them.
You didn't NOT wish for it either

>>213533928
Again, not how it works. The djinn can't just do whatever the fuck he wants to you.

>>213531067
kek

>>213533958
Except he does, he twists wishes way beyond their obvious meaning to the point of absurdity

>>213534010
Well then it's a shitty adaptation of the legend. The entire point is that there are strict rules he has to follow but humans keep accidentally wishing for things that allow twisting them. There's no point if he can just make shit up that's entirely unrelated to the wish.

>>213534010
But it has to be due to a possible interpretation of the original wish. He can't just pull shit out of his ass you didn't even mention and nuke you or make you disappear in a puff of smoke. He just has to give you the wish, but just fucked enough to not be worthwhile.

>>213534054
Maybe it is, I mean a woman wishes to be beautiful forever and he turns her into a mannequin, ridiculous, also if he gets their soul either way why torture them? Just grant their wish and take their soul

>>213524066 (OP)
I wish for you to accept Jesus Christ into your heart.

>>213524066 (OP)
I want to get dubs like OP

>>213534113
>man wtf why is this mischievious genie of legend so fucking spiteful and playing games bruh
I hate zoomers so much it's not even funny anymore.

>>213534113
>I mean a woman wishes to be beautiful forever and he turns her into a mannequin
See, but this is still "logical" in the sense that a mannequin can be argued to be a representation of beauty that never ages or changes. But wishing for the djinn to kill all djinns has literally no logical path to allow him to turn you into a djinn as well. It's just entirely unrelated.

>>213534168
I'm 38 so I don't see what that has to do with me

what if you just don't make a wish, like "no thanks, I'm alright"

>>213534187
>38 and he has no understanding of the genie legend
Absolutely embarrassing. A little fairytale for children has you, an alleged 38 year old adult, stumped. Holy fucking shit lmao.

>>213534314
Yeah I haven't studied genies, eho the fuck cares

>>213534010
Name one in the first two movies (the makers stopped giving a shit after those) where there's a wish where something happens outside of the wish's boundaries where what happens isn't either defined by the wish or something that can cause the wish to be met.

>>213534291
He will disguise himself and eventually trick you into asking something of him

>"Thanks for your order, do you want it to eat in or to go?"
>"To go please"
>"as you wish"

“I wish for Ahura Mazda to complete the great work and banish Ahriman to the outer darkness”. Simple.

>>213524066 (OP)
Relinquish ownership of all your powers to me.