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Anonymous No.213525182 >>213525627 >>213526132 >>213526266 >>213526279 >>213526313 >>213526394 >>213527692 >>213527775 >>213528096 >>213528902 >>213529440
You have four (fünf) seconds to name two (nein) kinöes in which the protags (a man and a woman) go from sworn enemies to inseparable lovers.
Protip: You can't.
Don't worry, I'll wait.
Anonymous No.213525540 >>213525699
Barocco sort of fits the bill. Isabelle Adjani's fiance gets murdered by a hitman at the beginning and she spends the rest of the movie turning him into a replacement for her fiance. It has a similar feel to Buffalo '66 though I don't know if I can get away with calling that 'sworn enemies' to 'inseparable lovers'
Anonymous No.213525595 >>213525699
oh you've come back. you're such a faggot
Anonymous No.213525627 >>213525699 >>213527587 >>213527866
>>213525182 (OP)
>four (fünf)
I don't like this "meme." It feels like it's only getting posted by one or two guys.
Anonymous No.213525699
>>213525627
It's just me (ein)
>>213525540
Very interesting. Just marathoned the torrent tracker.
>>213525595
takes one to know one
Anonymous No.213526069
woman falling for her husbands murderer? seems too real for a movie
Anonymous No.213526113
I remember one where Harrison Ford gets trapped on a desert island with some bitch, they hate each other and are banging by the end
Anonymous No.213526132
>>213525182 (OP)
kys faggot
Anonymous No.213526151
Mr and Mrs smith (original)
Anonymous No.213526266 >>213529837
>>213525182 (OP)
That's two dudes in that pic, isn't it?
Anonymous No.213526279
>>213525182 (OP)
Batman Returns
Last Samurai
Wall-E
Anonymous No.213526313 >>213528723
>>213525182 (OP)
Is this supposed to be Kamiya and Bayonetta
Anonymous No.213526394
>>213525182 (OP)
Anonymous No.213527587 >>213527825
>>213525627
There's only a few (drei) of us oldheads left don't get scared now
Anonymous No.213527692 >>213527714
>>213525182 (OP)
How about a kino in which the protags (a man and a woman) go from inseparable lovers to sworn enemies?
my life haha
Anonymous No.213527714 >>213528079 >>213528331
>>213527692
qrd?
Anonymous No.213527721
this cringe fucking thread makes me rage for no apparent reason. fuck you assholes
Anonymous No.213527775
>>213525182 (OP)
I can only think of the third Riddick movie, and the girl isn't exactly a protag. You're overdoing the "lol wrong German number" thing though. Once per post is enough.
Anonymous No.213527825
>>213527587
high five (trei) brother
Anonymous No.213527866 >>213528307
>>213525627
The "one (1)" thing was always terrible unfunny to begin with, so I don't really mind that it has equally unfunny variants.
Anonymous No.213528079 >>213528133 >>213528193 >>213528271 >>213528331 >>213528430 >>213529488
>>213527714
>be me (male, 16)
>meet a female, 14 at a summer camp
>she really likes me for some reason
>turns out we live in the same city, stay in contact
>she asks me to be her boyfriend not even a week after we're back from the camp
>agree
>fast forward 11 years
>still in that relationship, engaged
>she's about to graduate from med school, planning to marry after she's done
>meanwhile, i had a life shattering accident that destroyed my career and been unsuccessfuly trying to get it back for 5 years now
>she was in a position to help at the time, but didn't have the balls and didn't quite grasp the gravity of the situation
>been slipping into depression ever since, pretty bad at this point, but functional
>back to the present, last ditch attempt to get the career back failed, chance to get it back ever slim to none
>fast forward half a year
>depression way worse, can't take it anymore, suicidal thoughts she's aware of, standing in the window from time to time which she was not aware of
>she can't take it anymore either, apparently, is tired of feeling guilty for not helping me and watching me be miserable, breaks off the engagement (over skype lmao)
>have a mental breakdown, almost attempt suicide, tell her
>she calls the cops, knowing that a documented suicide attempt would only make getting my career worse (same for getting actually diagnosed)
>cuts all contact

1/2
Anonymous No.213528096
>>213525182 (OP)
Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
Anonymous No.213528133
>>213528079
holy shit lmao millennials are truly fucking retarded
Anonymous No.213528193 >>213528331
>>213528079
Damn dude you played yourself you fucking idiot. Should prolly kys for real. Only way to fix it. Def should not post this on 4chan for fucks sakes you stupid bitch.
Anonymous No.213528271 >>213528331
>>213528079
Listen bro, you're probably a cool dude and deserve better but consider that everything that happened to you is the direct result of your own actions. Staying 11 years in one relationship during the years when you're supposed to be building your life? I mean come on, take some responsibility
Anonymous No.213528307
>>213527866
I like(d) it.
Anonymous No.213528331 >>213528430 >>213529488
>>213527714
>>213528079
>fast forward another 2 years
>mom helped me get therapy off the books, kinda helped
>managed to get my career back against all odds, involved jumping through some serious hoops, despite everything
>had to deny the suicide attempt for it to work, of course, because there was no actual attempt
>what even worse, I found out she didn't make the call herself, she got her female friend that i never met to do it, and for some unknown reason i was also accussed of illegal firearm possesion
>even tried to get back in contact with the ex fiancee because she was in a position to help me, again, if only she just said the call was a misunderstanding, instead she called the cops on me accusing me of stalking
Right now I'm suing the state for compensation over all these years of lost career, because it was mostly caused by an administrative decision that the court ruled to be defective. I will be requesting that my ex is a witness, which she will be legally obliged to do. I have once again tried to get in contact so we can get out stories right, because i will be denying the suicide. Called the cops again.

At this point I'm tired of trying to protect her against her will, i have all the evidence and witnesses to deny the suicide, she doesn't have shit, and the illegal firearms thing i still don't understand. If she wants me to later sue her for lying under oath and defamation, her choice. Maybe even report the situation to the medical board. Should happen within months.

You could probably make a movie out of the premise at this point.

>>213528193
>Def should not post this on 4chan for fucks sakes you stupid bitch.
I do what I want.

>>213528271
>Staying 11 years in one relationship during the years when you're supposed to be building your life?
Well that's what I thought I was doing, wasn't I? I only really blame myself for not dumping her when she refused to help me all these years before. Should have realized that's not gonna change.
Anonymous No.213528430 >>213528539 >>213528712 >>213528830
>>213528331
>>213528079
I'm just going to be honest: you bagged a unicorn and then you fucked it up. Her dumb bitch of a friend probably put in every way to seppuku she could think of in that 911 call, hence the firearm possession.
Anonymous No.213528528
Enemy Mine.
Anonymous No.213528539 >>213528695 >>213528830
>>213528430
She doesn't sound particularly cool desu. Just kinda sits by and watches her bf slip away.
Anonymous No.213528695 >>213528712 >>213528880
>>213528539
>women
>doing anything
women want their boyfriend to be their rock. It's only dykes and faggots that like vulnerability. She stayed with him for a few years and for that, she's a unicorn and OP a fucking nutter.
Captcha: TRNY
Anonymous No.213528712 >>213528830
>>213528695
>>213528430
Also, I just gotta say, how do you even think about seppuku when you can pound sweet puss every day?
Anonymous No.213528723
>>213526313
chud and 'jak
Anonymous No.213528830
>>213528430
>I'm just going to be honest: you bagged a unicorn and then you fucked it up.
Nah, I thought that for the longest time too, but it's not true. The therapist (woman in her 40s) did a pretty good job curing me of that. During therapy I was still seeing and describing her through rose tinted glasses and the therapist straight up told me she sounds like a massive bitch going by how she handled it all and i should get over her, lmao. I didn't start a new relationship yet but am spending time with women casually now and see things much more clearly now.

I'm not saying i didn't fuck up a lot, in hindsight I'd obviously keep my shit together if I knew I'm gonna get my career back, but at that point it was very bleak, the retarted pencil pushers responsible straight up told me that I'm not getting it back in the next 12 years at least when i begged them to reconsider their admin decision. Considering I was in a pretty justified, chronic state of severe stress for years just because a retarded pencil pusher mada an arbitrary, illegal decision, and that my ex was very unhelpful through it all, I'd say I could have handled it way worse. People actually do kill themselves over less.

>>213528539
Yeah, to be fair I can't even recall a single instance in these 11 years when she actually did anything to help me that would inconvenience her even slightly. I mean, she literally had classes in a psychiatric hospital. She was watching and taking history from mentally ill people and had access to several psychiatrists and psychologists she could have bothered to discuss me with.

>>213528712
We've had sex hundreds of times. Believe it or not it gets pretty old after a while, i mean it's cool but it doesn't make up for your life being otherwise ruined. I fucked two girls since her and dont' really miss regular fucking all that much. Might as well be asking why would you want to an hero when you can eat a tasty meal. I don't want a tasty meal, i want my life unfucked.
Anonymous No.213528880
>>213528695
>women want their boyfriend to be their rock.
This is true btw, i did learn it the hard way. I also learned not to put women on the pedestal or sacrifice anything for them, so I'm fully prepared to ruin my ex' life and possibly career too with the defamation/lying under oath charges if I stand to benefit from it. It's only fair.
Anonymous No.213528902
>>213525182 (OP)
Gem
Anonymous No.213529440
>>213525182 (OP)
I like how she draws shota Emps.
Anonymous No.213529488 >>213529579 >>213529715
>>213528331
>>213528079
Anonymous No.213529539
id coom so hard do femchud and jak porn
Anonymous No.213529574 >>213529715
anyone but you
10 things I hate about you
when harry met sally
you got mail
6 days 7 nights
the indiana jones movies
star wars (hank solo and lea)
Anonymous No.213529579
>>213529488
I was asked for a qrd. You were not asked to show how mad it made you. Dunno why you're even here, this is my personal blog you can unsubscribe if you don't like it.
Anonymous No.213529715
>>213529488
kys
>>213529574
>arranged in descending order
wow love from fünfarmy
Anonymous No.213529837
>>213526266
Nah, but the artist is big into cuck shit, so just a different style of faggotry.