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Anonymous No.213526141 >>213526220 >>213526364 >>213526594 >>213527181 >>213528482 >>213528560 >>213528600 >>213528747
the critical drinker top 10 movies
1 - The Hole (1998) – Tsai Ming-liang
2 - Clean, Shaven (1993) – Lodge Kerrigan
3 - Made in Britain (1982) – Alan Clarke
4 - Miami Vice (2006) – Michael Mann
5 - The Bird People in China (1998) – Takashi Miike
6 - Werckmeister Harmonies (2000) – Béla Tarr
7 - A Snake of June (2002) – Shin’ya Tsukamoto
8 - Katalin Varga (2009) – Peter Strickland
9 - Mother and Son (1997) – Alexandr Sokurov
10 - On the Silver Globe (1988) – Andrzej Żuławski

thoughts ?
Anonymous No.213526220
>>213526141 (OP)
Hey guys I'm not just a mainstream media slop consumer. Look at all these pretentious movies I've totally seen and definitely like more than Star Wars.

Sure Drinker. Sure.
Anonymous No.213526364 >>213528555
>>213526141 (OP)
Who cares about this cocksucking faggot tho
Anonymous No.213526448
Jesus what a dork
Anonymous No.213526594 >>213527545 >>213528769
>>213526141 (OP)
>Favourite movies shows some actual refined diversified taste
>Channel is full of whining about most mainstream blockbuster slop and complaining how it isn’t appealing to him
Anonymous No.213527067
but what about rogue elements
Anonymous No.213527107
I have never heard of any of these movies before. I guess that makes him better than me or whatever.
Anonymous No.213527181
>>213526141 (OP)
this nigga looks like Beaker
Anonymous No.213527226
>Hey grok make me sound smart
Miami Vice stays no matter what
Anonymous No.213527545
>>213526594
>Favourite movies shows some actual refined diversified taste
and he spends his time mining rage bait about latest disney tier stream slop girl boss.
Craig T. Nelson No.213527567 >>213527588
Pls, clean up India 1rst. Y'all fucked up the great Ganges
Craig T. Nelson No.213527588
>>213527567
Awful horrible people, & they're her now!
Anonymous No.213528482
>>213526141 (OP)
A tryhard list for a guy who's whole schtick is "dude, substance abuse, lmao", and who talks almost exclusively about children's movies.
Anonymous No.213528513
>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now
Anonymous No.213528555
>>213526364
Anonymous No.213528560
>>213526141 (OP)
You need to include at least one star war if you want this shit to be believable, this guy is a fucking turbo pleb that named his OC character after Jack Ryan CIA guy and a videogame character.
Anonymous No.213528573 >>213528690
Anonymous No.213528600 >>213528678
>>213526141 (OP)
any source or is this bait? pretty sure he's listed some normalfag shit like indiana jones or back to the future as his favorite
Anonymous No.213528678
>>213528600
He was on that embarrassing triggernomtry podcast and he couldnt even name 5 movies when asked what his top 5 was.

He fucking got so nervous that he said the menu was in his top 5, simply because he'd seen it a week or so before.
Anonymous No.213528690
>>213528573
Anonymous No.213528747
>>213526141 (OP)
I didn't watch those so he's a bad reviewer with bad opinions
Anonymous No.213528769
>>213526594
What do you think the lowest common denominator of people on YouTube will most likely click on, generating ad revenue?
Anonymous No.213528809
>they make shitty woke movies
>fail at box office
>this guy makes easy money by trashing them

fine by me.