Thread 213526304

Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favourite horror movies...

This guy is such a dweeb. Zero Concept.

that hairstyle with that hairline
oof

>>213526304 (OP)
>OHH, THE N-WORD, THAT'S SO RACIST
>anyway, this guy was cut in half and throwed into a industrial machine and you can see guts and everything, BASED

>>213527617
>*character gropes a woman without her consent*
>"Uhh... filmmakers...? Maybe... don't? Okay? Anyways, WOW LOOK AT THAT GUY GET CUT IN HALF WITH A CHAINSAW!"

same fag. who cares. buy an ad

>shows basically the entirety of a slasher or monster movie
>doesnt get dmca
this nigger doesnt deserve to make a living wage doing this shit content NIGGER

There's probably millions of zoom zooms who pretend they watched a movie and only watched the kill count.

>>213526304 (OP)
and now, the chainsaw of shame go to that gratuitous shot of women escaping the killer in a bikini, hello producer, maybe don't

i liked when he did older movies more, now he does stuff that came out like 4 months ago and 90 percent of the time it's "i'm going to gush over the inclusion of a lesbian" or talking about how the monster is actually the representation of the generational trauma of black americans

Now post his big titted wife and then post yours

>>213528382
billions even

>>213526304 (OP)
>Dude gets bisected by piano wire
>"HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!"
>Girl gets her ass groped
>"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film-makers watching? Maybe... don't?

>>213526304 (OP)
Why though

His wife is hot

>>213530350
now post yours

>>213529435
*respectfully nods towards you*
solidarity for women brother

>>213529371
She's not really big titted

>>213532005
They would be difficult to fully fit in your mouth so they're big enough