Thread 213526400

>>213526400 (OP)
Probably lean into being a massive drug addict / alcoholic thanks to never having to worry about withdrawal the next day. The time loop would be utterly wasted on me.

>>213526439
Imagine getting shit faced everyday to dull the pain haha

I would open a restaurant and become a business tycoon.

rape

>>213526400 (OP)
Find out how to correctly flirt with every woman in town to get in their pants that day. Though the first step is finding where I can get a gun so I can reset loops more quickly if I hit a fail state.

The movie obscures this but all he had to do was just not see his shadow.

>>213526400 (OP)
Fuck punxsutawney phil for 10,000 years

Wasn't he locked into that loop for like a hundred years? The atrocities he must've committed to the women, the children. My god.. how did he live with himself after things went back to "normal".

>>213526577
I thought it was 20,000 years

>>213526400 (OP)
If this happened to you, would you question or even possibly doubt God’s existence?

>>213526577
>>213526590
Turns out it was just 40

It rhymes with grape

>>213526523
You know you don't even need their consent in that situation, though I understand your sentiment and I would do the same as well since I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I gave into my urges

>>213526649
The first times would be nonconsensual, after that it would be figuring out each one like a puzzle because I'm stuck in this same day anyway

>>213526649
I don't avoid raping because I fear the consequences. Give me 10,000 years to stop seeing other people as real beings and that might change but most people don't want to be rapists.

>>213526577
You know he basically has to go through his whole life with that girl he ending up dating knowing that he did brutal things to her during Groundhog Day. Like whenever she cuddles up to watch a movie he remembers that time he raped her corpse in the abdomen, or whenever she wakes him up with breakfast in bed he remembers when he amputated her limbs and ate them in front of her.

>>213526523
the biggest challenge would be figuring out how to make a consensual orgy with all of them

>>213526400 (OP)
I would see the errors of my way and sort things out much sooner than Bill Murray did, it would take me definitively less than 10.000 years to get back on track.

>>213526400 (OP)
What’s better or worse Groundhog Day or this guy

One thing that confuses me was how he learned to play piano. Obviously he is able to form neuron connections because he maintains his memory but playing piano also requires a lot of dexterity and muscle memory. Does that carry over through each reset? Would regular muscle development also carry over? If he went to the gym for 200 Groundhog Days would he end up ripped?

>>213527013
Stop trying to scientifically analyze a time loop movie, CinemaSins.

>>213527013
Imagine blasting tren and then choking out the ned insurance sales guy until you squeezed the life out of his eyes with your bare hands in public

What would you do in this situation?

>>213526400 (OP)
Play, then learn.
As a man who enjoys repetition and routine, this seems very fun, to me.

I would hope my day has changing weather...

>>213527050
I'm not nitpicking or saying it's a flaw in the movie. It's just interesting. If I was in Groundhog Day I would use the time to improve myself but I'm not sure what would actually carry over.

>>213527102
>catched

>>213526400 (OP)
Probably lean into being a massive drug addict / alcoholic thanks to never having to worry about withdrawal the next day. The time loop would be utterly wasted on me.

>>213526836
Why would he do those things specifically?

>>213527274
4 da lulz

>>213526400 (OP)
I'd go and watch the groundhog ceremony
> you know, I could watch that every day

>>213526400 (OP)
Unironically just sit in the library learning shit all day every day. I would become a human database.

>>213527344
UNIRONICALLY??

Probably lean into being a massive drug addict / alcoholic thanks to never having to worry about withdrawal the next day. The time loop would be utterly wasted on me.

>>213527344
You can literally do that right now.

>>213527400
not having to go to work would be nice

>>213527102
does anyone feel any deja vu?
eh its prolly nothing

>>213527344
>>213527400
True to a degree but he is limited by aging, having to maintain diet/exercise and paying for living expenses.

If you were reliving groundhog day, you could just wake up, fap, read, fap, kill yourself, and do it all over again.

Probably lean into being a massive drug addict / alcoholic thanks to never having to worry about withdrawal the next day. The time loop would be utterly wasted on me.

>>213526400 (OP)
Probably lean into being a massive drug addict / alcoholic thanks to never having to worry about withdrawal the next day. The time loop would be utterly wasted on me.

>>213527571
Imagine getting shit faced everyday to dull the pain haha

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HBsFeAqi9XA

The original

Probably sneed into being a massive farmer / agriculturalist thanks to never having to worry about harvesting the next day. The gucci loafers would be utterly wasted on me.

Press escape.

I'm a somewhat lucid dreamer who spent way too much time playing PC games as a kid. If a dream gets too scary I can always get out of it by pressing escape in my head. It's kinda weird, but it opens some kind of menu (usually looks like the one from early doom games) and then I wake up.

(If some weird shit like groundhog day happens I'd know it is a bad dream.)

>>213527274
Why wouldn't he?

>>213526400 (OP)
If you've ever seen those vids of guys just pulling their dicks out and walking around in public, fapping, pissing on women, etc. then probably stuff like that.

I would do all kinds of silly stuff since I couldn't get in trouble for it

What would you do in this situation?

>>213527882
>The public fappers were just groundhog daying and didn't realize the loop was broken
Dare I say... quinoa?

>>213527702
holy fucking shit kid if you are still fundamentally relating to the outside world as if it was a video game a year from now maybe you should push the escape key on a pawn shop .38
are you grossly obese too?

>>213528061
Dreams are actually part of the inside world.

>>213526400 (OP)
Rape, pretty mcuh

>>213526400 (OP)
I have always wanted to watch women pee and now there would be no meaningful consequences
So of course I would abuse my powers to have the hospital run every test on every person within a half day's journey of me, watch every channel and visit every police station and coroner's office, figure out how to prevent every death within range that day all at once with the perfect series of phone calls and placing the right orders to change where people end up going, and I'd commit everything I'd need to know about the people's hidden health problems that will later kill them to memory in some sort of mental shorthand and repeat it constantly so I can write it down and re-expand it if I ever break free.
Then I'd read everything before trying to escape it.
Never give a mortal being with an appetite for life a time loop.

>>213528031
kek

>>213528097
Your jizz-stank crib world isn't an "inside world," puddinghead, not that anyone ever phrases it that way.
August 2025. Become an actual human being or stop using up precious oxygen you fucking ziploc bag full of crisco

What if groundhog day, but the protagonist has dementia? And the twist is they weren't repeating the literal same day but they thought they were. And their perception of self was the same consistent image because they can't create a new one for each day, week, month, year, years,etc. And each day was or seemed exactly like the last because the people around them knew this and tried to create a reality that catered to them about a time or place they are familiar with

>>213528469
50 First Dates

>>213528493
Damn, good point. That really is the plot I just thought of

>>213526400 (OP)
Do a 360 and walk away.

>>213526400 (OP)
All I know is that after the hundreth repeat or there'd be a loop where I just straight up rape EVERYONE. Women, men, dogs, cats, no one would be safe from my rape. With any luck that would break the curse and Id be a forever known as a notorious serial rapist that raped an entire town in one day.

>>213526483
Um, thats not how it works at all

>>213526439
imagine figuring out how to score heroin and then every high being just as good as the first time. crazy

>>213526420
I entered the thread simply to see this post. All is well and right with the world.

>>213526400 (OP)
I'd scan the local area for instances of people being raped, lie and wait in anticipation of them happening, after the perp rapes their targets I'd swoop in with a gun and rape the perp in front of their battered and bruised target.

>>213529489
Rape sloppy seconds is a pretty unique fetish. Not a good one though, mind you.

>>213529515
No, it's the rapers that I'd be raping. I'd leave the rape-ees alone. They've had enough raping for one day. They served their purpose (for me to watch and get in the mood).

>>213529568
Oh, sorry. My reading comprehension today is abysmal. Carry on.

>>213529597
No worries, although now you say it, depending on whether the raper attempted to run then I'd likely shoot them so maybe I WOULD resort to raping the rape-ee too. I'd really have to work on my threat delivery for years so that they 100% comply with instruction. Can imagine I'd get frustrated at points and end up raping the dead raper's twitching corpse before blowing my own brains out to quickly restart the loop.

>>213531227
I entered the thread simply to see this post. All is well and right with the world.

>>213526420
I entered the thread simply to see this post. All is well and right with the world

>>213526400 (OP)
Probably lean into being a massive drug addict / alcoholic thanks to never having to worry about withdrawal the next day. The time loop would be utterly wasted on me.

>>213532981
>Imagine getting shit faced everyday to dull the pain haha

I would listen and that's what no one did

>>213526400 (OP)
Given that it's like 35 years, everything. Including indulging in the most depraved of impulses, eventually, for a good 5 or 10 years. Work out all of the darkness from my system, etc.

and definitely what >>213526439 said. There's zero consequences to anything you do until you start acting in a positive manner.

I would open a restaurant and become a business tycoon.

WHAT THE FUCK IS "catched" YOU FUCKING COCK WRANGLER?

>>213527102
I dunno, maybe the same thing every day.

I would plan intricate bank robberies where I get the perfect S ranking for not getting spotted. Althought my physique would be a hindrance since I can't develop physically.

Press escape.

I'm a somewhat lucid dreamer who spent way too much time playing PC games as a kid. If a dream gets too scary I can always get out of it by pressing escape in my head. It's kinda weird, but it opens some kind of menu (usually looks like the one from early doom games) and then I wake up.

(If some weird shit like groundhog day happens I'd know it is a bad dream.)

>>213526523
He did that in the movie though.

>>213528679
>men
Ha, fag.

>>213533225
a reference to an old thread from like 15 years ago. i think it was a thread where people were dunking on an ESL poster that was speculating the the workings of digestion and defecation in a groundhog day scenario.
just unfunny spam anyways.

>>213528679
A dream come true.

>>213526400 (OP)
Probably lean into being a massive drug addict / alcoholic thanks to never having to worry about withdrawal the next day. The time loop would be utterly wasted on me.

>>213526400 (OP)
I just caught this movie on television (Apropos of nothing, I would like to mention that I live in the United States). It made me curious; are there any more movies with the 'repeating the same day' theme? I doubt any of them would be as good as Groundhog Day, but please give me some suggestions anyway. I love time travel movies and this concept is not completely dissimilar to time travel.

>>213533571
Palm Springs (2020)
Although it's two leads are insufferable, it's still watchable. Like spectating what two absolutely unlikable cunts would do.

>>213527967
I dunno, maybe the same thing every day.