Thread 213527387

if you want to absorb the calories you have to eat it with your mouth. for some extra fiber you can add mustard and relish too. but all that said some segments of our customers insist it's better if you cram it up your ass

>>213527387 (OP)
>What the frig? How'd that come out so fast? You had it pre cooked? Yikes. What's this wad of paper? My food is IN there? Yeowzers. Could I at least get some cutlery? That'd be awesome sauce. Wow, so no cutlery? Awkwardddd.... And where am I even supposed to eat this? Don't say in my car because that's NOT not a thing. Erm wait a tick, where is the table anyway? Y'all expect me to just eat it off the ground? What do I do with all this paper though? Ugh... Well let me at least get a cold glass for my coca cola. Oh just paper cups? Let me guess, no plate, either. Right.... #NailedIt. Guess I'll just eat it off the ground on all fours with my face. Is that what you want? Because it really sounds like that's what you want. Stay classy

>>213527387 (OP)
>Do I get the burger with my left hand and the soda with the right hand, or the burger with my right hand and the soda with the left hand?

>>213527601
>Well let me at least get a cold glass for my coca cola. Oh just paper cups?
I identify with this one

WHAT IS THIS

>>213527387 (OP)
>Ok, itfs inf mah moouuuth, naoo waah?

>>213527387 (OP)
>So what do I do when I reach the helicopter?

>>213527853
I just wave to my parents through the plastic see through pane?

>>213527853
Shit your pants then slide down the slide smearing it in the process

>>213527601
i read it in my head with my voice and started crying because of how gay i sounded

Her smug aura mocks me

>>213527853
>McDonalds use to sell you socks for $1

>>213527950
>core memory unlocked

>>213528609
>so, I stick my penis in her vagina? And you sit in the corner jerking off? I don't get it, this is complicated