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>>213527437 (OP)
What branch of Judaism is this?

>>213527995
/v/ hates this fucking game but I loved every moment of it. It feels like one big shitposting passion project they coaxed a bunch of actors into doing as a joke.

>>213528017

>>213527437 (OP)
>>213527451
hitler saw this coming

>>213528244
/v/ is one of the stupidest boards on the whole website so I wouldn't put too much stock in their opinions

>>213527932
2 was not enough

>>213528456
is that will smith?
getting cucked really did him in lmao

>>213528416
were*

>>213527475
So he always had a thing for balls?

>>213528492
Is that the shogun guy?

>>213528798
Based.

>>213528798
kino trope

>>213528491
it was cute when he did it in his 20s. now he looks like a matronly man with moobs hopping up to a woman

>>213528863
I'm very much into trannies but that character made me feel gross. Funny scene though. But him swallowing tranny loads and going home kissing his kid and mom and shit. I mean he hopefully brushed his teeth.

>>213528928
well, he's Armenian

>>213528863
What retard made these subs
>>213528928
Neck yourself troon

>>213528261
please tell me this is edited from different scenes, still haven't watched it

>>213528982
>Neck yourself troon
I am INTO trannies, I am not one.

>>213528982
smth off about this guy...he got TOO triggered

>>213529017
No it's real

>>213528965
>>213528995
why would someone clip these? is it some kind of fetish

>>213529178
Guy Ritchie's masterpiece imo

>>213527437 (OP)
>>213527494
>"look, ma. I am acting!"

>>213528416
only a shiteater who cannot take 1 thousand rapes per minutes would say that.

>>213529144
not all webms are supposed to make you cum

>>213529178
based kek.

>>213529178
That's the most American looking British guy ever.

>>213529249
no, but when I can't see anything entertaining or engaging about a video I do wonder whether it's tickling someone's fancy in a particular way

>>213529178

>>213529312
that's your problem

>>213529178
I aspire to be more like this man.

>>213529082
thank god i skipped watching this in theatres, was actually thinking about seeing it when i saw the trailers at another movie

>>213529370
it's just curiosity, not really a problem
unless it ends up killing me

>>213529526
it's entertaining to me and maybe to somebody else

>>213527956
nathan fielder is jewish. this is just a take off on The Baby 1973

>>213528775
I hate this fucking movie so much

>>213529178
do you actually need a license for that?

>>213529785
this, but coffee

>>213527475
Is that Oliver Reed?

>>213529785
how does she stay so skinny if all she drinks is beer and all she eats is fried food?

>>213529971
one of the few movies that made me ill watching it there is something really disgusting about it not even extreme shit like a serbian film, augustus underground or dumb shit like terrifier got me ill... but this movie did.

>>213529785
I'm in love

>>213527451
Isn't this Little Miss Sunshine?

>>213530100
It's not what you eat, it's how much of it you eat

>>213528456
>>213528491
He's 56 what the hell is he doing

>>213528775
It honestly could have been a good horror movie why do people hate it so much?

>>213530184
its makes me sick to my stomach and is puke inducing

>>213527475
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hired_to_Kill
>Hired to Kill (1990 film), a 1990 action film[citation needed]
is this a romance theater performance?

>>213529785
you're telling me real life misato exists

>>213529017
It works fine in the movie the soundtrack redeems it

>>213530184
Its just gross and has nothing else going for it

>>213530100
Simple: the claims made are not true

>>213529600
What 2004 Newgrounds animation is this from?

>>213529213
>"look, ma. I am acting!"
Cremaster series is a series of art films. It's more like "performance art" than acting. There's a scene of thousands of bees in a recording booth, and another scene with people having sex covered in bees

>>213530814

>>213530179
mr.seagull will save cinema AND america

>>213530918
holy shit that kid is literally me..

>>213529600
this shit was so fucking gay

>>213529441
'grats on filtering yourself

>>213527451
Maga meeting.

>>213529017
This happens 3 or 4 times along the movie and it just so fucking annoying you want to punch someone

>>213531138
>>213531456
who do i listen to, chat? am i retarded for skipping it or smart for avoiding it

>>213529785
>30
>"OH SHIT-"
>beer

if you think drinking cold piss water makes you alcoholic, you are not a real alcoholic, you are just casul drinker.

>>213531517
Like some anon said, it gets better with the boots soundtrack, but still really nerve wracking. It build a lot of tension and then nothing happens.

>Another thing that I found a little bothersome, was the frequent display of nudity on the zombies. Yeah I get it, they don't wear clothes. But there seemed to be an awful lot of private parts on full display, especially of the male zombies. I wonder if the director and or screenwriter had some kind of fetish for that. I thought it was inappropriate and unnecessary, and not really adding to the story.

>>213529785
my wife

>>213530100
probably gets her calories from breakfast, lunch and the drinks, then stumbles home and sleeps it off

>>213530151
she drinks her daily calorie count in just beer alone

>>213531045
dayum she thicc

>>213531328
More like Bill Clinton's parlor room.

>>213532658
Movie?

>>213530100
She doesn’t own a car, she lives in Japan.
She walks more in a week just getting to work on the clean subway and picking up food than you do in a month. You wouldn’t get it unless you have been to Japan.
Also japanese food is real, even that isukao food she is shown eating is real good, not additive stuffed fast food

>>213533376
I too consoom and regurgitate propaganda yes yes uh huh the pubric transit so crean and pristine not dirty rike in west

>>213530136
It's Bad Grandpa, that's clearly Johnny Knoxville

>>213533509
Crab in bucket cuck post

>>213531328
I hope South Park makes fun of MAGA’s promotion of drag queens and transgenderism MAGA is so weird and sexually confused lmfao

>>213530617
season 1 was so good, but they definitely ran out of ideas after that

>>213533376
Also she doesn't actually drink that much alcohol

>>213528775
why did you have to make me aware of this movie's existence?

>>213529178
>oi mate you got a loicense fer that bin?

>>213535701
what is this?
what is it supposed to be?

>>213535666
It's one licence for the bin, and then another licence for bathing in the bin

>>213535763
I'm sorry, anon, the OP said out of context.

>>213535763
War of the Worlds (2025)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fhLdREPEF4

>>213527475
This shit's too Greek for me.

>>213528053
Are americans too dumb for bidet?

>>213527475
Brian Thompson needs that role of lifetime already. He's got it in him.

>>213536172
he was just too weird-looking

>>213533327
>not knowing every uWu B0ll kino by a single frame of a scene
lurk 50 more years

>>213535763
every day he's shufflin'

>>213528017
fucking hell what the fuck is that camerawork and editing

>>213531614
Being an alcoholic is not defined by what kind of alcohol you drink

>>213536315
You could just tell me the movie

>>213531456
I was having fun in the cinema thinking that was a cool creative choice. I'm enjoying the thought of you quietly seething about it in your gay little chair.

>>213528863
I'm racist but have jerked off to Ana Foxxx at least 40 times. Just felt like confessing it.

>>213530918
Is that the kid from La La Land?

>>213529178
Unbothered.
Moisturized.
Happy.
In His Lane.
Focused.
Flourishing.

>>213533327
>>213537258
I haven't even seen it so I don't know why or how I know this, but it's House of the Dead.

>>213527475
>I DID NOT SAY I KNEW HIM I SAID HE GRABBED ME BY THE BALLS ONCE

>>213537513
sleepy t rex

>>213529373
>>213537678
don't look up how it ends

>>213537513
What in the hell is that literal trash?

>>213528053
I was confused by this scene until I learned Americans don't have toilets in their houses, they just typically use the shower as both a bath and toilet which is a lot easier for people who have a BMI over 40

>>213527437 (OP)
What am I looking at here?

>>213538756
Yeah, before they would throw the shit out the window but now they just stomp it down the shower/bath drain

>>213538756
Hey @Grok, define toilet. that like the poop tub?

>>213538756
>he doesn't waffle stomp

>>213528261
>the grading on those greens
Holy Battlestar Galactica Remake (2004) Season One!

>>213528677
whats this from

>>213528677
That robot did nothing wrong

>>213527437 (OP)
This show is insane. I loved Nathan For You and how ridiculous it was, but this is actually exhausting for me. I've had to limit it to one episode a night because I feel wiped afterward.

>>213528863
>>213528798
literally me
also is the first one arrested development?

>>213528017
Sorry, the editing and camera aren't spastic enough.

>>213530140
WTF is this REAL?

>>213529178
Pure of heart and unequivocally based.
In me own bin, on me own property, piss off, cunts.

>>213537793
Thanks. Has a rating of 2.1/10, should be good

>>213530184
because it's based on some retarded in joke. ironically it's a cool idea for a movie but just so poorly executed.

>>213541262
>I will now watch your movie... name?

>>213527451
is that sabrina carpenter?

>>213543874
Cruel Intentions 2 maybe? Haven't seen it.

>>213529600
Thought it was going to be a joke about the kid molesting the dad

>>213541656
Why do they get propelled TOWARDS him when he throws the spear through them, shouldn't they get thrown backwards? Why do Indians lack common sense? Even an African would manage to get that right.

>>213538512
There's an Undertale movie???

>>213544318
As while all our current movies have 2 minutes of 4x4 graphic artist indians, there's just the one guy left for all the other movies outside of america

>>213527475
gay

>>213527475
Isn't that the guy from X-Files?

>>213527475
Kojima was definitely inspired by this

>>213527437 (OP)
watching this was the time I've unironically thought literally me

>>213534423
you just brought up an extremely important question
why didn't south park make fun of the fact that biden promoted a jewish tranny into an admiral

>>213541285
I thought it was Johnny Knoxville angry grandpa on bonfire with mcjuggernuggets

>>213541127
i love tetsuo, its in my top 3

>>213541255
this makes me angry
it makes me angrier knowing people thought this was cool

>>213533376
>Also japanese food is real, even that isukao food she is shown eating is real good, not additive stuffed fast food
You are an absolutely deluded retard.
>>213534307
You are the very definition of a cuck, clueless cattle.

>>213545641
Those bits were obviously cringe bullshit but I thought most of the first two seasons were ((okay)) desu. Moffat did better with Dracula.

>>213545027
yes, and many a b-movie besides

>>213541014
Kino

>>213528863
average /tv/ poster

giwtwm

>>213528396
>/v/ is one of the stupidest boards on the whole website
Coming from us this isn't worth much as an opinion

>>213527494
cremaster kino

>>213527451
I don't get it, isn't this what they wanted?

>>213528244
I'm glad Alan Wake 2 is a sort of sequel to it

>>213528620
>That spurt at the end.
Hahahahah

>>213528706
>lying in the exact poses of the silhouettes from the show opening
It's like the see no evil hear no evil speak no evil gag Heston insisted on in Planet of the Apes, if it weren't there we'd be bitching about it for decades to come

>>213528706
Was this the Charlie's Angels remake?

>>213546797
At least you're more self-aware than the retard you replied to.

>>213533376
>Also japanese food is real
Hi Moviebob

>>213546900
also his forehead reflection on her face, causing her to squint

>>213541255
Why do his eyes shrink during the crossfade at the end?

>>213528024
is this gaza footage?

>>213547270
he unlocked azn mode

>>213546538
Is this where Final Fantasy got their wall boss from?

>>213547270

>>213535740
That's not even a fucked up scene. The real fucked up scene is how they kill the "villain" (who is literally just right - that's literally his only crime: being corrrect - not even ironically, literally). That movie really told you evil was in control at yidsney.

>>213537513
>>213538502
A TERRIBLE fucking movie. They call Quetzalcoatlus & Mosasaurus "Dinosaurs", call an Apatosaurus a "Brachiosaurus", the movie is boring, the "american" family are brown spics (because of course they are) and by the end you just end up feeling sad for the dinosaurs, just like Fallen Kingdom.

AND THE FUCKING PRODUCT PLACEMENT. Holy shit I had a headache within the first 40 minutes of the "movie" just from the product placement. This beat Fagtastic 4 and El Superhermano Goblino too.

>>213528677
What show is this?

>>213530179
this is like a sequence in uncharted games or something

>>213527475
wtf that's ollie reed

>>213529062
Neck yourself while you're in one

>>213546692
I watched this movie but forgot all about it, what was it?

>>213546538
Source?

>>213530064
HE'S FAT

>>213538512
>the bom
ebin

>>213527494
Yiddish art is so beautiful..... :')

>>213535740
Watch out!
Tomorrowland, underrated inspiration kino!

>>213541262
Cruel intentions 2 with Amy Adams

>>213550054
Caligula

>>213527494
>björk tier nothing saying nothing but its art because its different or something

>>213532658
how'd they get motion blur on the background of the 360's? I assume it's a 360 rig much like they did in the matrix, but were all the camera's in motion as they took their shots?

>>213550679
>what is depth of field

>>213550735
are you a fucking retard or what?

>>213550735
"depth of field"

>>213550762
>>213550747
No, but you are obviously. Do you think they didn't do any effects work on those shots? Just do some fucking interpolation.

>>213550778
if it was interpolation, he'd be equally as blurred horizontally you dumb fuck

>>213550790
Did you know that technology exists that can prevent certain parts of a shot from being edited or manipulated in some fashion? It's not even new technology.

>>213550825
you think they went and masked out transparent smoke particles from the gun for every frame and somehow preserved your "interpolation" behind it?

if you do that's very funny

>>213550840
Can you prove that the smoke we see in that shot was there when it was shot? Because, check this out: We can also add smoke later on! Mind-boggling, isn't it?

>>213550867
I can actually, it's in the making of featurette, but I can't be fucked finding the clip

>>213541168
>>213547992
Read the filename you plod

>>213528024
This says alot about our soicety.

>>213528053
Speaking of moments like that

>>213528053
Hot.

>>213541255
Wait a minute, that card...

>>213550042
the green mile

>>213533376
>She gets tired after a 10 minute walk
Kek, she must walk a ton, desu.

>>213550970
And they don't talk about how they made the blurry background?

>>213551663
nope, but you can see the 360 camera rig in some shots and it looks to be on some kind of mobile rail system

>>213551720
Sure, that's how bullet time shots are usually made

>>213551746
Is that the guy from Charmed?

>>213529178
Absolute kino.
Still don't know what the plan to get out of there was.

>>213533376
She’s just still relatively young. For many people mid 30s is when metabolism really slows down and “walking to the subway” isn’t going to stop her from getting fat if she keeps living that same lifestyle

>>213542074
>look back at convos with my ex near the end of the relationship
>im sending not only triple texts but quadruple texts with her sending 1 word replies
it was so over and i didnt even realize it for months

>>213552256
Léa Seydoux vibes

>>213528506
>Hibiki Sakura is a second-year high school
every time, are they not allowed to make anything else

>>213550679
You think Uwe would pay for that shit instead of doing the old, have the actor stand still and send the camera around him at higher frame rate trick?

>>213546970

>>213546970
No? Fucking zoomer retard

>>213527437 (OP)

>>213527451
>this was viewed as crass and absurd just over 10 years ago

>>213528024
I would feel uncomfortable eating like that with jeets staring.

>>213527956
protestantism

>>213530115
Have you watched green elephant (1999)?

>>213530918
The original reality tv show was pretty funny. But too much shit was obviously staged.

>>213530918
Pretty sure this kid died in the Ukraine War

>>213554935
how do you know? not even meming, but all gopniks literally look alike

>>213527437 (OP)

>>213546538
Damn, Rome niggas were crazy

>>213537299
I'm having fun thinking how you paid money to watch this slop and now you must convince yourself and others that you didnt waste your money :D

>>213546538
Why didn't they use that machine in agriculture?

>>213557299
they didn't want to use it to cut grain they wanted to bury people in the ground and decapitate them