Thread 213527804

feel like my senpai left me on read, know what i'm sayin

>>213527804 (OP)
how could he have gotten away with it? the volcano might have actually worked...

>>213527936
dumping the corpses on the moon would have been the waz to go

>>213527804 (OP)
if you see a wife and her kids shoot a me a postcard from their location and I'll go look into it when I can, when I get around to it

She did have a nice ass.

!kc zulrah
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>>213528051
well said, brother

>>213528006
is it nice enough to kill your wife and 2 kids?

>>213528156
wife yes, kids I don't know they weren't on the videos.

>>213528156
Fair point anon.

>>213527804 (OP)
How did you get a 15 character username

>>213528239
it was murder

>>213528196
i didn't notice this when i first heard him say it on the interview but afterwards i watched a youtuber's breakdown and he points out how there were some subtle tells in his body language when he was speaking

>>213528465
>subtle tells
>subtle
he had a happy grin on his face

>>213527804 (OP)
He tried to build a catapult to catapult them out of his life. His wife's stupid drugs she forced fed him made him go insane.

>>213528465
>the suspect now blinks rapidly
>one may assume he may have gotten something in his eye
>unfortunately for him the detectives weren't fooled
>it's actually the Londerwen response and unfortunately for him, the detectives noticed

>>213528546
i thought that was a sign of submission to all the gods and fates pleading with them to return his family

His ass accomplice got away with it. She knew

>>213528239
he was early

>>213527936
martha's vineyard

>>213528419
I remember as a kid me and my brothers were waiting in the car after primary school while mum left to go and talk to a teacher or something, and one of us accidentally took the hand brake off and the car started rolling down the hill and none of us had any idea what the fuck to do. Luckily I just ended up pulling the handbrake back before we picked up too much speed and that just happened to be the right thing to do. I think it's very easy to forget that kids have absolutely zero idea whatsoever how things like that work.

>>213528567
apparently bjork is 100% white, not a drop of sami or eskimo or greenlander inuit blood in her. who would have thought?

>>213528605
Just be a Kennedy.

>>213528604
Kinda unfair that the bitch got away scot free. Easy mode life for women as per uge I guess

>>213528660
Some whypipo are just squinty. I occasionally get mistaken for hapa if I let myself get too pale

>>213528738
what did she do though?
inb4 poop chute vacuum, ass drunk etc

>>213528780
she made him ass drunk with her poop shoot vacuum

>>213528780
She was in on it.

>>213528780
she's giving the housewives who love truecrimeslop the ick so they suspect she played a part.
there's whole conspiracies about her father in law enforcement getting her out of it, etc.

>>213528660
Hun blood occasionally pops up in snowniggers to make their eyes slanted, as a generational joke.

>>213528937
Almond eyed cracker, can confirm.

>man, i really miss dem kids
>send me a fax when you find them

>>213527936
I think if he had a bit longer he could've pulled the moon off

Is Chris Watts a shotcaller or a lame fish?

>>213530980
kek that nigga is the cell block's fleshlight

>>213531234
i highly doubt that. sounds like its a fantasy of yours tho.

>>213528614
nobody asked?

Dotsero volcano

>>213532084
nigger

>>213531999
Chris has negro cock so far up his colon he hasn't had a bowel movement in years.

>>213532238
42 posts until mutts law

>>213532318
I was actually talking about Chris Wilson, wrong thread sry.

Just imagine that last babywhore that got to watch him strangle her sister. She's wondering if he still hasn't gotten around to squeezing the life out of her, or if she's going to be spared. I bet she tried to bargain with him when he started wrapping his fingers around her throat.

>>213528419
Did they ever come back?

>>213528006
ShanAnn? Yeah, it was alright

>>213533884
straight to the Kherson front

>>213528614
Cool blogpost bro

>>213528660
I thought that was Brett Cooper

>>213527804 (OP)
pascal should play his biopic in whiteface

>>213532084
Faggot

>>213533845
does he know?

>>213533845
Quintessentially chuddy.

>>213527936
The only winning move here is to divorce and try your best not to be raped by alimony. Sadly, Chris never thought of this.

>>213533845
>18 years old
>that hairline

Makes total sense lol

>>213534483
Or fake your death.

>>213528419
AI

I'm so devastated by the loss of - well, he hasn't died yet, but Don, and Ian and Heather

>>213534548
what part of this is wrong to you

>>213533845
ryan reynolds phenotype = psychopath with tiny peen syndrome

>>213534831
How did she think she would get away with it?

>>213527981
You know, I don't know why, maybe I'm just as retarded as Chris, but it never occurred to me that that may actually be the reason he looked that up.

>>213534926
well, she did poison other people a bunch of times and nobody ever called her out about it

>>213527936
it's not possible. wife and kids don't just go missing like that with a husband who isn't suspected

>>213533940
Threadly reminder Shanan was pronounced Shannon by her parents at the schizo just one day decided (a la chris chan) she wanted to be called Sha'nan. She would rage when someone called her by her dead name and her parents refused to call her anything but Shannon.

Just the tip of the ice berg of her insanity.

>tfw a family annihilator has better luck with the ladies than I do, post conviction

fml

>>213535177
They could have their suspicions, but if he didn't leave any evidence or confess, that's all they would be.

>>213535248
You're not murdermaxxing on your grind, get with it or you're NGMI

>>213535248
You unironically need to be a drug dealer, serial killer, mass shooter or gay to get pussy in Amerika 2025

>>213535327
Or Casey Anthony, bet she gets tonnes of puss

>>213528660
Apparently you're white but you still act like a nigger

>>213527804 (OP)
Kek it is absolutely fucking bizarre how he was giving a retarded toothy grin during this interview to the point where these threads always make me laugh

>>213535270
>if he didn't leave any evidence
Chris would have to have been much smarter, AND planned everything out meticulously, AND he still would run a decent chance of getting caught. Spouse is the first person they look at, and forensic science is sophisticated.
If they were poor blacks living in an area with lot of murders and missing persons? He'd stand a decent chance if he'd have planned it out carefully and been smart, but there's basically no chance Chris wouldn't have gotten caught.

>>213528051
this, so much this

Okay let's do a thought experiment

>have a family you're tired of and get no respect from
>have an anal mistress you want to run away with
>slowly plan your escape
>one night finally your wife knows about this and goes ballistic, one thing leads to another and she's dead in front of you
>your two kids enter the room to see what the commotion is about

what do you do from this point on?

>>213535603
I tell the kids
>I found her like this. Whoever did this, it should have happened a long time ago.

>>213535603
pretty sure he tried to kill the kids first and believed he succeeded, until they woke up later after he had killed the wife

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