Thread 213527867

holy fuck he's so incompetent

>>213527867 (OP)
Not his fault Jake defected and handed over all the human military secrets just for strange pussy.

THE WHITE MAN IS SUPERIOR- ACK!

>>213527867 (OP)
HOLY FUCK, IS THIS AN AMERIMUTT ZOOMER INCAPABLE OF HAVING HIS OWN IDEAS AND FILLING HIS BRAIN WITH TWEETS?

>>213527867 (OP)
Rightoids always side with losers.

>>213527867 (OP)
Growing up is realizing blockbuster media is trash and that James Cameron is just Nolan for boomers.

>>213527999
Like Palestine?

He's now a blue man himself and given his warhawk attitude and operator mindset he's going to go totally native.

>>213527867 (OP)
Why didn’t they just bombard the blue bastards from orbit? White mans civility and restraint is the downfall once again. Fuck em, scour the area they need to mine then drill baby drill. Humanities progress stops for no one

>>213527867 (OP)
Avatar is insane, it makes billions per movie and yet it has zero cultural impact.

>>213527867 (OP)
I think people really just like that one fake-quote that gets posted alongside this image more than the actual character. Since that quote vindicates him and makes him right but he never said that in the movie so

>failing to meet company mining quotas is a bad thing now when it's convenient for me
i'm so fucking tired of dishonest liberal faggots

>>213528060
It means you are a lazy worker.

>>213528044
Probably, since no one really remembers Avatar's plot.

>>213528044
He never cared about any of the shit in that quote, he was a military man. He's honestly more relatable than that quote because he's just doing his job, he enjoys his job, and whether people want to admit it or not, people like him are necessary. But he is not just a necessary evil, he exhibits genuine valor. He cares for his men, he tries to make good on deals he makes, he looks out of people, and he doesn't judge a crippled man when he meets him, instead giving him respect and dignity that someone who speaks like that meme quote would not. He is distinctly human. He might not have been doing the right thing or been a hero or anything ike that but he had redeeming qualities.

>>213527999
nobody does grievance politics like libshits

>>213527918
And now Quaritch is doing the same. That blue pussy is STRONG!

>>213528321
Of course he is, he's not going to choose suits and being a stooge once he gets a taste of complete freedom. He is an apex predator in a 15 foot tall terminator body now, why the fuck wouldn't he go native?

>>213527999
>t.

>>213527867 (OP)
>killfang96
it's literally current year, how are there still furries around

>>213528285
I don't know man bud lite is still getting fucking boycotted all these years later and people are still screeing about fucking obama era shit.

>>213528581
thinking about it all american political parties are lib shits so you're actually still right

>>213528044
>>213528121
Part of the problem is people still believe the RDA give a fuck about humanity and aren’t just another generic evil corporation. The movie was never
>humans vs aliens
It was
>CAPITALISM BAD
That’s why you have human characters who sympathize with the N’avi like those scientists guys. RDA has and always will be space blackrock.

>>213528581
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast?

>>213528549
furries are winning mate

>>213528121
He defied orders from the clients who hired him just so he can bomb blue people.
The guy was a backstabbing rouge.

>>213528121
grow up

>>213528622
So you're not denying it, but angry that it shines a spotlight on a real existing problem? That's cute. Shit like this happens even right now and with far less expense and effort than the company in the film went through. They spent billions to make puppets to befriend the natives so they could peacefully relocate them instead of genociding them.

>>213527867 (OP)
rightoids are retarded and lack media literacy exhibit #4684191

>>213527867 (OP)
why didn't they just nuke the catniggers?

>bone and wood arrows gain extraordinary penetrative power if big blue cats shoot them hard enough
>they also ignore all laws of material physics and don't shatter into a million pieces when making high-velocity contact with bulletproof glass and steel because said big blue cats just really believe in nature and shit
I must have missed the ballista battalions fighting off German tanks in WW2. Shit writing.

>>213527867 (OP)
the only reason he lost is because the plot armor of the main character retard, if you want to see Natives against Invaders in real life read about Spanish conquest of America

>>213528823
Because the movie clearly chose a side.
Humans can do interstellar travel but their helicopters get pierced by arrows.

>>213528788
It’s more about me being annoyed people misunderstand the point of a movie that’s so on the nose. This isn’t a case like Starship Troopers or Watchmen where you can understand why people would root for certain characters, people literally do not understand the movie if they come away thinking it’s anything but anti corporations and think the RDA are representative of humanity.

>>213528014
No, like the Confederate States of America, Nazi Germany, and Rhodesia.

>>213527867 (OP)
I mean he represents Israel so he is the badguy.

>>213528972
to be fair, those are some huge arrows. I bet it's like Torkell from Vinland Saga impaling 5 people with a giant spear.

>>213528972
>but their helicopters get pierced by arrows
do they?

>>213529263
>movie about cat people
>main villain goes "you gotta be kitten me"
bravo cameron

>>213528043
Yeah, its paper thin on almost every level, except where it counts the most when it comes to getting people to the theaters. Avatar movies are a visual spectacle that look great on a big ass screen. This is why people go to see them, and then instantly forget about them once they exit the theater

>>213528972
They don't get pierced by arrows, that's why the Navi had to fly up there themselves and CQC the helicopters

>>213529263
They pierces them when the plots demands it.

>>213529465
>Neytiri: Ma-Jake, we are not strong enough to defeat them!
>Jake: I got an idea! Humans brought this thing called catnip. Take this into the forest and you'll befriend the biggest cat around to our side!
>Neytiri: This is purrrfect!

>>213528014
the political right is siding with israel though. and whatever the political wing yaps, the activist wing also yaps.

>>213529146
its just the mistake of thinking because so many resources and so much effort are going into getting value from pandora, be it rocks or land or space-ambergris, that its needed for humanity to survive. the theatrical cut also skips a line establishing a cup of basic drip coffee costs over $20, thus hyper-inflation.

>>213529572
you mean when they're being fired from above by a blue nigger riding a dragon in freefall

>>213529572
>>213529668
I was shocked in Avatar 2 when no pilot designed to install cope cages to protect themselves

>>213528043
>what the hell why aren't people painting themselves blue and converting to the fictional religion?

>>213528043
I remember reading an article when this movie came out that was complaining about people making porn of the Navi. Does that count as a cultural impact?

>>213528036
Because they're just mercenaries working for a mining company, and presumably the government of Earth doesn't allow corpos to own space warships or nuclear missiles.

>>213530038
no, cultural impact is measured by how many "journalists" you pay to shill the movie, that's why avatar doesn't have any.

>>213528036
They weren't allowed to, which is why they rigged a cargo plane with pallets of explosives

>>213528036
>Why didn’t they just bombard the blue bastards from orbit?
Not cost-effective. Wagecucks are cheaper to transport than WMDs

>>213528549
Lowtax killed himself LMAO!

>>213530174
There's also a deleted scene of the boss trying to stop Quaritch from bombing the tree but he just ignores him and tells him he's not in charge anymore

>>213529263
>>213529572
>modern chopper glass can stop heavy machine gun fire and some even autocanon rounds >somehow a sci-fi chopper cant even stop an arrow
It would have been more believable if the arrow tips were made of some magical bullshit metal or crystal. But are limited in quantity so not every navi can just 360 noscope a chopper.

>>213527867 (OP)
In real life the Europeans won and subjugated or in some case mostly wiped out the natives.

that would have been the case here too but James Cameron can and did just write up any wild fantastical story to make the natives win.

>>213529572
Na'vi are super strong so they have giga bows with insane draw weights

>>213527999
Ukraine?

>>213528043
Holy shit, you’re honestly on to something, like genuinely, you might be the first person to ever acknowledge this. It’s honestly blowing my mind how incisive your observation was, only the most refined of aficionados could grasp the complexity of your statement. The culture is an amorphous beast so few could understand, but thanks to your pledge to consume and critique the finest intricacies of popular mythology, we can discern patterns in its behaviour and in turn uncover the mysteries of franchise filmmaking. Thank you for your service.

>>213530038
Or the part where people became depressed and started to kill themselves cause pandora was not real.

>>213527999
>Forget personal ideals. Just bootlick whoever you think will win.
No.

Also don’t act like Leftist don’t support the Spanish Republicans, Communists, Palestine, and Ukraine. Everyone who isn’t a bootlicking Neoliberal getting ripped off by billionaires they support are backing the “losers” (IE: The current underdog). And the Neoliberal system is collapsing so they wont be the underdogs much longer.

>>213527944
the giant cat dog thing, that the general stabbed to death with a knife, ripped off the arrow resistant armor plate btw. if it were intact, neyt couldn't do shit besides get dragged around by her hair twat

>>213527999
This is so fucking true though lol

>>213530639
2 years into a 2 week mission

>>213532052
Haha yeah lol XD

>>213529153
All of those things are coming back. You're claiming you've won when it isn't even halftime.

>>213532052
>>213532532
>Laughs in Spanish.

>>213527867 (OP)
the typical chud

The whole IP is just boring.

"What if Pocahontas but with big blue alien cat people" pffffff there are furries who put more thought into their ten million word fantasy ouvres about sucking on dog-penguin toes or whatever the fuck than this stupid shit. And the geopolitics are more complicated too. Avatar is what happens when you let normies create aliens instead of people who might as well be aliens themselves.

>>213527867 (OP)
holy shit, /tv/ btfo. the asspain ITT is palpable

>>213533032
you're brown

>>213527867 (OP)
>blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah
>blah blah blah
>blah blah blah blah blah
ok ok I hear your point but look at those muscles, cool haircut, cool scar and badass speeches he does.

I've played too many management games, all I can think of when watching these movies now is
>damn I could run this operation better

>>213528043
Wow, you come up with that idea all by yourself? We’re all on the same internet dumbass

>>213529467
I wish I saw WTWTA instead of this.

>>213527867 (OP)
> - not his job
> - His superiors literally wanted it (deleted scenes aren’t canon srry)
> - he would’ve won were in not for divine intervention
> - ??? I thought it was in humanity’s best interest that he failed
> - 70% of the praise is either ironic, linked to that one copypasta or based on the fact that he is cool, which he is, sorry.

Twitter never disappoints

the solution is simple

Avatar is a fake story with contrivances to serve a political/social point. That doesn't take away from the fact he wasn't wrong. That he "lost" in the context of hack writing is irrelevant. Nice try, leftfags.

>>213527867 (OP)
The only reason anybody remembers this character is because of that post with the made up speech that isn't in the movie.

>smurfslop
grow up

>>213527867 (OP)
>Mining quota
He wasn't in charge of the mining, he literally says "It's my job to keep you alive"

>>213529633
>the political right is siding with israel though.
christcucks are
6 in 10 americans disapprove

>>213535814
Trump won, you lost.

>>213527918
No, but it is his fault that he couldn't deal with it when that was his job.

>>213532840
Ah yes, Francisco Franco, strongman dictator of Spain, who completely failed to notice that his handpicked successor to the throne of Spain, Juan Carlos I, was a liberal lover of democracy who's first actions after Franco's death was to dismantle his dictatorship and turn Spain into a beacon of liberalism.

Franco's just as much a failure as any other rightoid messiah, he just took an inordinately long time to fail.

>>213527867 (OP)
>>213527999
>media literacy crowd cannot distinguish between character's principles and pre-ordained Hollywood outcomes
ngmi

The principle of his character (loyalty to his tribe, personal not universal morals) is what people connect with. They think there's something valuable and misrepresented in the character's portrayal.
Him failing because he's the designated bad guy is irrelevant to this. Not to mention completely inorganic. Irl arrows don't beat space ships.
People like Quaritch because he represents unapologetic communal self-interest without being individually selfish, while irl people (white people, at least) are told to put universal ideals ahead of their own wellbeing.

>>213536229
>yeah actually destroying innocent people and their homes is fine if it's for the tribe
Kikes really did a number on the American worldview huh?

>>213527867 (OP)
>furry avatar
>unironically using the word rightoid
>taking a movie too seriously
Why are leftoids so mentally deranged?

>>213536303
>American worldview
This was the norm at everywhere in the past, most places in the present, and everywhere in the future.
Universalism is a luxury belief. It doesn't work in the real world.

>>213536387
Sure, that's why they have to constantly gaslight the goyim and bombard them with propaganda and psyops, mutilating them at birth subjecting them through so much pain as toddlers their brains are rewired, all for no reason, all humans are sociopathic murderers at heart after all.

>>213536020
>ah yes

>>213527867 (OP)
hope Neytiri kills him (again)

>>213527867 (OP)
hope Varang kills Neytiri after Quaritch rapes her

>>213527999
When I look at the state of the planet I don't think the left has "won" anything.

Something I've consistently noticed with most instances of characters people go and say that they "did nothing wrong", is that usually it's a situation where people go "wow he is so based, he knows what's up", only for the character to go about trying to solve the problem in the most retarded way possible.

>>213536732
awful post

>>213535834
We all lost.

>>213528321
>you think you're one of them

>>213536732
i hope they both rape neytiri, until she becomes their sex slave, because the general knows humans capacity for orgasms and pleasure, navi are tree hugging retards, might be too much for little neytiri to handle at first.
especially if they introduce fisting

>>213527999
You just hate White people

>>213536229
>Irl arrows don't beat space ships
space ships are really very fragile as they need to be very light in order to escape a gravity well.

>>213536427
>t. has never opened a history book in his life

>>213528014
Like jews, all of whom end up in hell for refusing to acknowledge their true Lord and Savior

>>213537096
ok, lets have a fight. you take the bow and arrow, and I'll take the helicopter with missiles. good luck.

>>213536962
I got exactly what I voted for lol

>>213527999
Rightoids sided with Kamala Harris?

>>213537206
Okay I’ll meet you on the field of battle with my flying dragon with whom I direct brain interfaced with. Also there’s carbon fiber in my bones and my bow and my arrows are the size of spears and twice the mass.

>>213537485
You voted for higher grocery prices and less taxes for billionaires?

>>213537909
You lost. :)

>>213537928
I'll take that as a yes.

>>213537909
>le economically illiterate face

>>213537958
I voted to make libtards seethe
I voted to put a stop to Biden's Coup
I voted as revenge against your open and brazen election fraud
I voted to avenge all those killed by your COVID vaccines
I voted in the name of everyone killed or maimed in your bullshit Floyd Riots
I vote to destroy the leftist hegemony and I got exactly what I wanted
Now I get to enjoy watching Obama, Hillary, Pelosi, Schumer and Biden indicted for election fraud

I won
You lost
:)

>>213538039
>I shot myself in the foot because the guy I hate said it's a dumb idea to shoot yourself in the foot
lol

>>213538105
You stole an election from America, you did it in broad daylight then you tried to gaslight me into insanity. You lost. Your leaders will go to prison very soon. I won.

>>213536229
To be fair it was less an arrow and more like a big ass harpoon used as an arrow

>>213537854
Don't forget that you're 12 feet tall, meaning you can draw the bow much farther back than a human could, and you are super strong, so the draw weight can be insane.

>>213538039
>I voted for a billionaire elite pedophile who raped kids on Epstein Island to make libtards seethe
>I also still think that Trump is going to LOCK HER UP even though he explicitly decided not to do that when he had the chance in his first term
kek

The worst part of this movie is that the Na'vi don't have intertribal conflicts or tensions the company just exploits to turn them against each other so they can mop them up. That's how colonization was done: they just gave guns and money to some tribes and watched them go ape then laughed when that same group wanted to play victim. The idea of paying the Na'vi to move someplace else failing and them resorting to violence instead of walking over to the other tribes and getting them to do it or even using their fake Na'vi to stage falseflags and start intertribal conflict is dumb

>>213535559
>The only reason anybody remembers this movie is because of that post with the made up speech that isn't in the movie.
FTFY

>interstellar travelling militar still uses the same doctrine and tactics as 'Nam
Thanks you James, very cool scifi

>>213538827
pmcs ain’t allowed to do much bro

>>213527867 (OP)
Was it his fault that the native arrows that were bouncing off the windshield at the beginning suddenly started to pierce it at the end?

>>213538395
Might have something to do with how they’re all direct brain interfacing with the same planet sized intellect.

>>213538395
There are differing tribes they just live away from each other. The humans lost to one tribe.

>>213538990
Kinda yeah, as even at the top of their arc with no kinetic energy they were still scratching the glass.

>>213538991
can't expect complainers to understand simple concepts of the movie you'd get just by watching it

>>213539029
there is no kinetic energy that would make a thin piece of wood break polycarbonate or whatever else future military might use.

>>213537909
Yes, because with that came deportations, tariffs, and buckets and buckets of liberal tears

>>213530458
Sub machine guns and handguns don’t have much muzzle velocity. Guns for security in pressurized zones would also have an intentionally reduced muzzle velocity so as to prevent puncturing the hull of said pressurized zone.

>>213539129
Obviously there is. Proof is right on screen.

>>213530104
Drop rocks.

>>213536732
>>213537078

>>213538124
pedo worshipper lmao

>>213539403
You've been told a thousand times: you don't drop rocks on a planet you want to preserve and live on. Now stop being a retard.

Why am I so emotionally tied to this franchise like why am I dreading jake dying this time

>>213539142
Based, I don't care if the rich get richer at the expense of everyone else, so long as we own the libs!

>>213528036
> First film
They wanted to avoid bad publicity initially
> Second film
Earth is so fucked they want to settle pandora now, would be stupid to damage it too much

>>213539489
because it's been a part of our lives for so long by this point

>>213539489
Because despite the constant complains, Cameron knows what he is doing and is a better writer and creator than any of the people here could ever dream to be.

>>213528043
> where is all the Godfather fan fiction?? Checkmate atheists

The book that Cameron stole everything from handled it better. First it didnt have blue humans, and the natives won through sabotage by disabling base defenses and the planet, being extremely dangerous to begin with, taking its toll after.

>>213539129
Anon they’re not thin pieces of wood. They’re like six feet long and made of wood that’s infused with naturally occurring carbon fiber. The bows are twice the size of ours, the wood is stupidly strong, which means the draw strength is absurd, and they were being fired downward from free fall.

Now, one real problem with the physics of the movies is if humanity was truly serious, all they’d to do is drop shit from high orbit to destroy literally any point on the ground.

>>213539771
>naturally occurring carbon fiber
that is called wood, yes

>>213539771
>"all they’d to do is drop shit from high orbit to destroy literally any point on the ground."

How is media literacy so bad my god they wanted the resources

>>213539808
surely there were other places on the planet they could have gotten it from

>>213527867 (OP)
Say what you will but Stephen Lang gave a good performance and was one of the best characters in the film.

>>213539507
Yes. Literally yes. I know you think you're "getting me" with your sarcasm, but the people hate you SO MUCH we would rather be poor and alone, so long as you suffer. Most of us already feel poor and alone, we literally just want YOU people to suffer, that's why we'll vote for an orange pedophile. ANYTHING that pisses you off, makes your life worse, and makes you feel what you've been doing to us for over twenty years is worth it.

>>213539788
Carbon fiber is diamond.

>>213539808
They weren’t bombing the tree of souls for resources bro.

>>213539840
They wouldn't be at this specific place if there "surely" was another one just as good.

>>213539771
>Now, one real problem with the physics of the movies is if humanity was truly serious
By the time they got serious, they had been driven off the moon. When they returned they did go scorched earth and fucked the Na'vi up completely. They do not want to destroy the rest of the moon as they want to live there now.

>>213540389
The rest of the moon’s atmosphere is toxic.

>>213527918
>Not his fault Jake defected
>>213535944
It was 100% his responsibility to ensure the unwavering loyalty of his men and to root out dissidents and he failed in that pursuit.
A man like that would assume blame for the sun rising in the morning if his superior, the night before, ordered that it should not.

imagine seriously discussing hollywood script, jesus christ. These people dont give a single shit about anything besides 5 seconds of screen time per period.

>>213537764
no... but they had guaranteed the victory of a dem in 2028. usa is a joke on the international scene of escalation ladder in the fog of war.

>>213540955
>the international scene

lol

>>213527867 (OP)
yeah he was a wanker
cooler in part 2

>>213528014
Most non-blackmailed right wingers oppose pissrael, yeah.

>>213539449
mmm hissy kitty want to play?

>>213536229
Don't try to reason with people who didn't reason their way into their opinions.

>>213541384
>vast majority of powerful and rich rightoids support Israel and suck jew cock
>poor nobody rightoids make every excuse in the book for them, still elect them, and still believe they have their best interests at heart
kek you morons are so funny

>>213527999
Indigenous or what ever people?

>>213541592
both of your parties do it retard

>>213527867 (OP)
oh boy I bet purple wolf furry killfang96 is a real winner and really cool and smart and not a chronic masturbator and loser

>>213535814
>>213535995
>>213541384
>>213541592
>213541773
>213537154
>213529174
thousands of palestinians die screaming daily, you can not save a single one