Thread 213529936

Their silence is deafing

Their refusal to review Batman has put /tv/ into a mental prison

>>213529961
That was Mike feeding his paypigs a line they could trot out. They'd been figures of fun long before any shitty Patman movie.

>>213529936 (OP)
I wonder whether they will review Shelby Oaks (Stuckmann, 2024)

We need another covid it was their peak period

I can't believe they haven't watched and reviewed kpop demon hunters. These hacks do not deserve the patreon money from me any longer..

>>213530890
they're seething so much they wont even mention it

>>213529936 (OP)
They never review movies anymore other than old VHS tapes nobody has heard about or will never watch. Why review a movie nobody cares about watching? Now they just review movies in big catch up videos that have barely any segments per movie. Fucking hacks and frauds.

>>213530944
Why do they hate animation so much?

>>213530965
Anime is not cinema. It's for faggots

>>213531006
fax no printer

>>213530965
They are cowards, scared to expand their horizons.

>>213531040
You are a coward escaping reality with anime

>>213531006
*Mike drop*

>>213530965
Mike loves Big Mouth, Bojack Horseman, Rick & Morty all the good shows. They just have a low opinion of the toy commercials from their youth.

I dont like horror movies and think people who love them are weird

>>213531178
dont open netflix

>>213531178
you'll grow into them

>>213530964
>They never review movies anymore other than old VHS tapes nobody has heard about or will never watch
You mean movies like Superman, Sinners, The Minecraft movie, and Back to the Future?

>>213531059
Those three years when I was a 2-cour a day man are the three years I have the least regrets from.

>>213531239
Why? They give me nightmares

The last funny HITB I can remember was when they were going over shitty bait titles/posters on streaming services or something like that.

>>213531255
Let the schizophrenics have their hallucinated realities, hon.

>>213531255
>Superman
Wokeshit slop flop
>Sinners
Wokeshit slop flop
>The Minecraft movie
Nobody fucking cares
>Back to the Future?
Proto-goonershit for Gen X fucking retards

Feels like it's been ages since a Mike & Rich video. Do they really have nothing to say about TAS, Voyager, DS9, or Enterprise?

RLM hasn't been good since their Force Awakens video. That was nearly 10 years ago now. Yes, its been a decade since they have been good.

Lost all credibility when they reviewed Minecraft without watching the whole movie

>>213531440
they dident even make it to chicken jockey... the best part of the movie

>>213531440
it was a pure cashgrab review, they added nothing of value with the video

What will they review for the next HitB you think?

>>213531652
Prolly some horror movie no one gives a shit about knowing them

>>213531652
Weapons and Together dual-review. They're both Jay Bait.

>>213531440
>Watch movies and talk about them for a living
>Can't sit down and watch a crappy movie

>>213529936 (OP)

Jay is refusing to make new content until Mike actually addresses the Aidsmoby allegations, they've already confirmed theyre getting rid of Beardfat after they've rightfully removed Aidsmoby, but they still havent addressed the elephant in the room so to speakalbeit.

>>213531059
>says this on a movie board
lmao, weird WEIRD.

prequelfags seething
snyderjeets seething

We didn't know how good we had it. Unironically their most productive period in years.

>>213531876
that was a year ago? goodness time flies and i'm wasting my life.

>>213531795
THEY'RE CALLED SNYDERBROS!

>>213530965
Remember when they pretended to care about cartoons after Smiling Friends became their most mainstream role so they pitched Spitballs?

>>213531674
This seems likely

it's crazy because the well of bad movies isn't even tapped at all, think of all the awful foreign movies they could review!

>>213531954
They've made animations since high school though.

>>213531876
This was Mike fundraising for the ghost hunting larp

>>213532172
And now they look back on those earlE cartoons with shame, just like Trey Parkerts and Matt Stone...

>>213532393
Mike being paid $3 Billion to make fun of Trump is what will win Democrats the next election sources say.

>>213529936 (OP)
They cant review it now because it went viral and their eternal hipsterdom refuses to be in the same room with the plebs even in the abstract

>>213529936 (OP)
They will redeem themselves with a Megalopolis Plinkett Review.

>>213531876
They should talk about Cronenberg more. Really wish they did a video on him the same way they did on Carpener

>>213529936 (OP)
Oh hey, look at him! It's him! bopbopbaaaap
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

>>213531006
incredibased

inshallah the tranime menace will be defeated

>>213531876
You Killed them with your demand for blockbusterslop.

plinkett review for episode 9 when

>>213534285
Mike has lost it with Plinkett better to just stay away from it.

IT'S UP

IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTejjm8P25E

>>213531674
Lmao you were half right

>>213531674
>Weapons
Hi, Jay.

>>213535483
>What the heck is a Naruto run? I keep seeing comments that the kids in Weapons do the "Naruto run" when they leave their houses. Is this some kind of anime crap? Keep those filthy anime comparisons out of our comments section. We don't need that pervert filth around here. If you leave a comment about a Naruto run, we're going to email you a computer virus. Anyway speaking of pervert filth, we're here today to talk about the new film from the director of Barbarian!

>>213535483
Mike confirmed too cheap to run the AC in the warehouse in the middle of Midwest summer lmao

>>213531288
You wake up every morning and stare at the face of a man in your mirror.

>>213531263
Why do horror movies give you nightmares? I stopped getting scared by horror movies when I was in middle school.

>>213530928
It absolutely was not. It was the beginning of the end for them.

>>213536245
Yeah once movies were streamlined to on demand or streaming it was over. Mike also seems to have the worst luck in theaters

>>213530890
I really hope Stuckmann makes it big in Hollywood. The seething would be delicious.

>>213536202
My dreams are out of control atm
i think its cuz my life is so miserable my brain is escaping into dream worlds

>>213536639
>The seething
you mean your autistic e-celeb fanfic?

>>213535483
Someone please make a looping gif of Jay chair dancing at the 1:00 mark.

>>213531081
on his head when he was a baby

>>213531261
I want to protect cute anime girls

>>213536702
It's ok, Jay. I'm sure it won't be better than Space Cop.

>>213535976
would AC even work in a big warehouse like that?

>>213537153
Not one they're likely to have.
But it's probably just an excuse to do even less videos.

>>213537378
they need to spend less on blue raze and get some AC