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Anonymous No.213530714 >>213531181 >>213531749 >>213531782 >>213537458 >>213543369
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Arthouse and Classics

Twenty-Four Eyes edition

>QotD
Greatest glasses in film?

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Anonymous No.213530724
Queen of /film/
Anonymous No.213530798
Anonymous No.213530859 >>213531181 >>213531791
Weird question.
Anonymous No.213530917 >>213531072 >>213533143
>QOTD

Not much to chew on with today's question. I don't know. I can't think of any.
Anonymous No.213530938 >>213530979 >>213531120 >>213531216 >>213531324 >>213531815 >>213535184 >>213536476 >>213537808
What is your film of the decade so far?
Anonymous No.213530979
>>213530938
Anonymous No.213531015 >>213531417 >>213532276
>can't find il posto, distant voices still lives and five graves to cairo in 720p
help
Anonymous No.213531072 >>213531151 >>213531216
>>213530917
No, but it I hope my jokey QotD brought some mirth.
Anonymous No.213531073 >>213531842
I nominate this $10 pair of sunglasses from the vulgar auteurist masterpiece Cyborg (1989)
Anonymous No.213531120
>>213530938
Do Not Expect Too Much From the End of the World, don't think it will get topped desu
Anonymous No.213531151 >>213531404
>>213531072
It didn't.
Anonymous No.213531181
>>213530714 (OP)
>>213530859
>QOD
Do these eskimo things count? If so then that's my answer.
Anonymous No.213531216 >>213531404 >>213531818 >>213533143
>>213531072
It brought some girth if you get my meaning.

>>213530938
Evil Does Not Exist pour moi.
Anonymous No.213531289 >>213531865
Evil does exist, but it dies tonight.
Anonymous No.213531324 >>213531900 >>213532377 >>213533510 >>213536632
>>213530938
On that note, what are your thoughts on Piero Scaruffi's list of best films of the 2020s (so far)? Mine (Erice's "Close Your Eyes) did not make the cut. I have watched Decision to Leave, Minari, and Drive My Car so far and they were all good, I can't wait to watch more.
Anonymous No.213531404
>>213531151
:'(
>>213531216
:D
Anonymous No.213531417 >>213531491 >>213531928
>>213531015
https://gofile.io/d/WnjOw9
Anonymous No.213531442
blud il posto'd the link to il posto
Anonymous No.213531491 >>213531595
>>213531417
r u a wizard
thanks a lot
Anonymous No.213531595 >>213531928
>>213531491
No, thank you for sharing your location with the cartel.
Anonymous No.213531640
>What have you got in place of a conscience?
>Don't answer, I know.
>A lawyer.
Anonymous No.213531647
Thinking of becoming a scientologist.
Anonymous No.213531657
planning ahead, feeling intellectual
Anonymous No.213531749 >>213531922
>>213530714 (OP)
TWENTY FOUR EYES

I think that was the best new watch of all of last year for me. Criterion really is lagging behind with the upgrade for this, even though any transfer of this film is perfectly good because it is such a genuinely moving and sad film.

Also Hideko Takamine may be even cuter than Setsuko Hara.
Anonymous No.213531782
>>213530714 (OP)
Qotd

I just remember that one nigga from the third man when we see his glasses you know what I mean ?
Anonymous No.213531791 >>213531893
>>213530859
Twenty FOUR-EYES.
Anonymous No.213531815 >>213531951
>>213530938
Black Dog by Guan Hu

I feel like it really hits hardest if youโ€™ve ever had a pet that you soul bonded with
Anonymous No.213531818 >>213532377
I GOT 96 TEARS AND 96 EYES

>>213531216
Amazing how bangs can make even a 10 look hotter
Anonymous No.213531842
>>213531073
Heโ€™s no Chow Yun Fat in A Better Tomorrow
Anonymous No.213531865
>>213531289
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
EVIL DIES TONIGHT

*cue theme music from Itโ€™s a Mad Mad Mad World
Anonymous No.213531893 >>213531984
>>213531791
No, i got it, don't worry, just not amused by it.
Anonymous No.213531900 >>213532140
>>213531324
Now THIS is a lil Timmy list
Anonymous No.213531922 >>213531972
>>213531749
>Hideko Takamine may be even cuter than Setsuko Hara
Fighting words.
Anonymous No.213531928
>>213531417
Oh wow what a sweatheart

>>213531595
Click click
Anonymous No.213531951 >>213531997
>>213531815
>soul bonded with
Is that what we're calling bestiality now?
Anonymous No.213531972
>>213531922
I love Setsuko she is the eternal waifu. But Hideko Takamine in Twenty Four Eyes may be even better. I dunno
Anonymous No.213531984
>>213531893
Framing it as a "weird question" suggests otherwise.
Anonymous No.213531997
>>213531951
Go back to twitter
Anonymous No.213532055 >>213532120 >>213532377 >>213533510
Top Gun Maverick is unironically a contender for film of the decade.
Anonymous No.213532067 >>213532083
Feeling homosexual. Might watch a Jarman joint.
Anonymous No.213532083
>>213532067
I liked the Wittgenstein one.
Anonymous No.213532120 >>213532351 >>213532377
>>213532055
Should I watch the first one to enjoy Maverick? I just want to watch some Cruise kino
Anonymous No.213532140 >>213532328 >>213532386
>>213531900
Lord Timothy.
Anonymous No.213532252
tom cruise
Anonymous No.213532276
>>213531015
https://gofile.io/d/E7tTMw
Anonymous No.213532328 >>213532410
>>213532140
>hover hand
can someone explain this phenomenon? Why is do that pose if youโ€™re not gonna touch the girls, it looks retarded and awkward.
Anonymous No.213532351
>>213532120
Watching the first one helps for sure. Iโ€™d watch it in the best quality available, but at the end of the day I think Maverick is just vastly superior to the original one and it does work as its own movie too.
Anonymous No.213532360 >>213533292
>>213521186
Can't believe she did 9/11.
Anonymous No.213532377 >>213532457 >>213533143
>>213531324
My man just booted up MUBI and listed off the "Trending" list like we wouldn't notice.

>>213531818
That's a bingo!

>>213532055
*Indian accent* American actress Jennifer Connelly was in Top Gun: Maverick.

>>213532120
It's not necessary if you only want to watch it for background context. Maverick is made for a new audience. It fills you in on what you need to know. It's a perfect script, honestly. The ultimate refinement of the Hollywood formula. The first movie is nowhere near as good. If you could only watch one, it should be Maverick. But the first is okay. If you watched it after Maverick you might be disappointed though.
Anonymous No.213532386
>>213532140
>that hoverhand

Based. Heโ€™s a lil timmy but heโ€™s alright
Anonymous No.213532410 >>213532454 >>213533323
>>213532328
Because you need to pose for the photo but some people have boundaries and personal space issues. Itโ€™s not a big deal dggy.
Anonymous No.213532454 >>213533496
>>213532410
then find a new pose, holding your arms up like Christ looks stupid
Anonymous No.213532457
>>213532377
Based Maverick appreciator. It is maximalist cinema executed at its finest. I downloaded a 70gb remux of the film which I plan to enjoy with some scotch.
Anonymous No.213532601 >>213532643 >>213532810
anyone here seen any of these movies?
Anonymous No.213532643
>>213532601
Sorry, I only saw The Sneed (1999)
Anonymous No.213532810
>>213532601
pretty sure the first 2 aren't even real movies, hallucinating ahh AI
Anonymous No.213532828 >>213532862 >>213533368 >>213533496 >>213535329 >>213535356
Serious question, with censorship on the internet going the way it is, will we some day be deprived of being able to see any film ever made at will? In the foreseeable future? I'm a bong, today I need to show my ID to watch porn, it won't be long before you need to verify your credentials to even access the internet.
Anonymous No.213532862
>>213532828
The UK is literally a dystopian society. Thatโ€™s bonkers lmao. You niggas even go to jail for being racist on the internet *skull and crossbone emoji *
Anonymous No.213532885 >>213532977
>>213481509
>Pauline Kael's take on Straw Dogs
>the first American film that is a fascist work of art
what was lil sis COOKING??
Anonymous No.213532977 >>213533100
>>213532885
Qrd on lil sis hot take
Anonymous No.213533007 >>213533064 >>213533409 >>213535234
what did I think of it
Anonymous No.213533064
>>213533007
The fish was a little dry but the turkey was good
Anonymous No.213533100
>>213532977
Begins with "early", ends with "life".
Anonymous No.213533143
>>213530917
>>213531216
>>213532377
So beautiful.
Anonymous No.213533292
>>213532360
I can.
Anonymous No.213533323
>>213532410
It is a big deal, it looks fucking retarded, just do a different pose, hands in the back, idk.
Anonymous No.213533368
>>213532828
Imagine being british lmao
Anonymous No.213533409 >>213533513
>>213533007
Go fuck yourself.
Anonymous No.213533496
>>213532454
>holding your arms up like Christ looks stupid
Sent my sides flying.

>>213532828
>verifying your IRL identity just to watch porn
Anonymous No.213533503 >>213533530 >>213533558 >>213533619 >>213533794 >>213534167
stop posting this busted jewish bitch, you are such a fucking npc man, "oh my goood, she's so hottt, why? uhhhh, everybody says so". You never had a single original thought in your life you retard, I honestly prefer every other waifufag in this thread over you (with the exception of gadonpaki) they at least have some original taste. What's next you mongoloid, are you going to start posting Monica Belucci because everybody thinks she's beautiful?
Anonymous No.213533505
Do the right thing. Always.
Anonymous No.213533510
>>213531324
It's a good list.

>>213532055
Not even a good film.
Anonymous No.213533513
>>213533409
รงa c'est de la bonne viande
Anonymous No.213533530
>>213533503
>busted
Sent your own freak ass flying.
Anonymous No.213533558
>>213533503
The fuck is this caveman even angry for? You think you're le emancipated freethinker yet can't even express your thoughts in a decent way. Or without slurs.
Anonymous No.213533619
>>213533503
Anonymous No.213533632 >>213533794 >>213534167
What film would you show a caveman? Presuming he can speak English

I think Iโ€™d pick High Noon
Anonymous No.213533655
Angry anon has entered the bread
Anonymous No.213533794
>>213533503
IDK who you are talking about but Monica Bellucci in her prime was a goddess.
>>213533632
Based.
Anonymous No.213533837 >>213533890 >>213534018
Wife of /film/
Anonymous No.213533890
>>213533837
cute
Anonymous No.213533998
Anonymous No.213534018 >>213534120
>>213533837
Nanako looks like THAT?
Anonymous No.213534120
>>213534018
No, that's Fake Nanako.
Anonymous No.213534167
>>213533503
An excellent suggestion, ensign. Set waifu phasers to Bellucci. Lock on to angryanonโ€™s location and send him flying at maximum warp into space.

>>213533632
I would show him reruns of Home Improvement. Tim Allen would act as the missing link from the caveman to us and would allow us to understand each other.
Anonymous No.213534254 >>213534284 >>213534358 >>213536002
Tiktok is like the silent film nickelodians of 100 years ago
Anonymous No.213534284
>>213534254
I just saw a Scandi girl dressed like a slutty Pokรฉmon dangle a pack of trading cards from her feet
Anonymous No.213534358 >>213534397
>>213534254
It's not.
Anonymous No.213534397 >>213534492 >>213536002
>>213534358
It is. Itโ€™s just that the means of production have degraded 10x fold and instead of studios we get retards
Anonymous No.213534492 >>213534924
>>213534397
The only similarity is that both are short videos.
Anonymous No.213534815 >>213536635 >>213539398
Kinskifag spotted in the JCon thread. All personal go to red alert.
Anonymous No.213534867
so glad mubis no longer have long scenes of ppl just drinking tea, coffee, soup, or milk.
Anonymous No.213534924 >>213535057
>>213534492
Thatโ€™s enough to make deeply symbolic analogies buster brown
Anonymous No.213535057 >>213535158
>>213534924
Not really, they're completely different in form and content and also in the way they're consumed. Literally the only similarity is the length, and by that metric you can then say that a sitcom episode is the modern Buster Keaton short. Makes no sense.
Anonymous No.213535140 >>213535239
Mektoub is getting good responses from Frenchies in Locarno.
Anonymous No.213535158
>>213535057
I concede. I should not posture an argument without good representation after having consumed the yellow crystals through rigorous inhalations
Anonymous No.213535184
>>213530938
Annette, Pacifiction and Afternoons of Solitude.
Anonymous No.213535234
>>213533007
Really good.
Anonymous No.213535239 >>213535578
>>213535140
Based. Was not expecting Bau to be there (and was not expecting her to be pregnant again), but it was a lovely surprise to accompany the good news about the filum.
Anonymous No.213535329
>>213532828
yeah, it's not looking good and it's not going to get better, neither in bongland, the rest of the commonwealth countries, russia, certainly not europe, china, not even the americas. having hard drives and backups for those hard drives to store valueable data is as it always has been considered an important investment.
Anonymous No.213535356 >>213535604
>>213532828
Stop. Watching. Porn.
Anonymous No.213535431 >>213535532
>seeding torrent
>british IP shows up asking for seed
>stop seeding
simple as
Anonymous No.213535532
>>213535431
You dirty dog!
Anonymous No.213535578
>>213535239
>Bau promoting it but not Kechiche
Would never have expected this outcome in a million years.
Anonymous No.213535604
>>213535356
No.
Anonymous No.213535689 >>213536040
Just fapped.
Anonymous No.213535786 >>213536075 >>213536568
>Gallo is a lifelong Republican[71] and a conservative.[72] He holds anti-abortion,[70] anti-drug, and anti-pornography views.[14]

Imagine watching porn in 2025. Get real. Letting them take your precious bodily fluids like that.
Anonymous No.213535823 >>213536040
Just fapped again.
Anonymous No.213536002 >>213536115
>>213534254
>>213534397
You got that exactly right. Since both are just two members in a long line of electric jews only intended for weak people to get addicted to and waste their lives on
Anonymous No.213536040 >>213536075
>>213535689
To who?

>>213535823
To hwhat
Anonymous No.213536075
>>213536040
To this >>213535786
Anonymous No.213536086 >>213536147 >>213536454 >>213536476
theres a WKW criterion box set at my local second hand bookstore that I'm mulling to get. Thing is there's probably a reason why someone sold that - werent they known to be defective?
Anonymous No.213536115
>>213536002
OI that gave me a new idea foh a feelm. Eh Olocost pictuh called Electric Jewish Merryland
Anonymous No.213536147
>>213536086
Color timing is all wrong shit is graded like the matrix
Anonymous No.213536192 >>213536284 >>213539553
Four later famous Hollywood Jews just got together and made this. Robert Siodmak, Edgar Ulmer, Billy Wilder and Fred Zinneman
Anonymous No.213536284
>>213536192
Better on Berlin than Berlin Symphony.
Anonymous No.213536454
>>213536086
It's WKW lil bro, but enjoy.
Anonymous No.213536476 >>213554997
>>213530938
1. Annette
2. Il Buco
3. Inside the Yellow Cocoon Shell

>>213536086
WKW changed a lot of stuff there and it made people seethe. He added green filter on In the Mood for Love. Changed some aspect ratio and colours in other films etc.
Anyways I don't care about him so I don't mind, he just further exposed his hackery.
Anonymous No.213536568 >>213536638 >>213536717 >>213537159
>>213535786
>anti-pornography views
Brown Bunny has an unsimulated blowjob scene, but this nigga is a literal homofaggot who's short film career existed just so that he can pretend that he is straight, none of the shit Gallo says is remotely true to his actual nature, he is just masking insecurities / being edgy.
Anonymous No.213536632
>>213531324
Mad God is one of the most overrated films in recent history. Not saying is bad, but it doesnt deserve its status.
Anonymous No.213536635
>>213534815
I saw that too. I also made a JCon thread earlier this morning but jannies deleted it early.
Anonymous No.213536638 >>213536717
>>213536568
He's a compulsive liar like Trump or Steven Seagal.
Anonymous No.213536684
Next door neighbors be grilling burgers and that shit smells FIRE
Anonymous No.213536717 >>213536767
>>213536638
>>213536568
He is effay as fuck though
Anonymous No.213536767
>>213536717
mid
Anonymous No.213536829 >>213536905 >>213537159 >>213539572
I much prefer the style of mainstream cinema before the 80s. With 80s and especially in the 90s mainstream cinema adopted a style which while many Gen X'rs and millenials associate most with nostalgia and "comfiness" I personally find unappealing. 80s-90s Spielberg, Chris Columbus, John Huges (to a lesser extent) and such, their aesthetic feels like you ate too much fast-food.
Anonymous No.213536905
>>213536829
I agree. The 50s are a pretty solid decade for aesthetics in Hollywood. We are in the peak of the technicolor era and classical stylistic aesthetic while also getting straight dramas about America rather than the subversive and counter culture aesthetics of the 60s and 70s
Anonymous No.213536974
Fr fr
Anonymous No.213537069
I am sitting on my patio wishing for the aroma of those burgers again but now the homosexual neighbors upstairs are taking about Dexter
Anonymous No.213537145 >>213537271
just go and ask them you pussy fuck
Bring a beer or something with you they're faggots already you might even have a threesome with them
Anonymous No.213537159 >>213537271
>>213536568
Why do you think he is gay? His exaggeratedly agressive behavior on the films actually ends up looking like closet homo or PTSD, so I don't know if he masked it very well lol. You'd have to be one of those guys that thinks Sam Hyde is badass to see Vince as macho.

>>213536829
Mainstream cinema was comfy up to the 00s, after that point it was too commercial and generic even for Hollywood. Nowadays most shit is straight up sovlless trash that would be straight to video in decades prior. Btw, Spielberg and Hugues are absolute masters.
Anonymous No.213537271
>>213537159
>>213537145
This nigga not even born in the 20th century
Anonymous No.213537389 >>213537581
Is the TORA-SAN-ANON still here?

How would you rank the Tora San films so far ?
Anonymous No.213537458
>>213530714 (OP)
>QotD
Anonymous No.213537548 >>213537577
>Why do you think he is gay?
Anonymous No.213537572 >>213540171
>Why do you think he is gay??
Anonymous No.213537577 >>213537632 >>213537816
>>213537548
It's just play-pretend, idiot.
Anonymous No.213537581 >>213537846 >>213552117
>>213537389
Not him but I think I prefer Tora Tora Tora.
Anonymous No.213537632
>>213537577
>he's only doing it ironically!!1!
Anonymous No.213537767 >>213537821 >>213537901
"So here it is โ€“ the third but, incredibly, perhaps not the final episode in the most bizarre arthouse franchise in film history, and which, for its sheer melodramatic ker-aziness it commands attention" hmm

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/aug/09/mektoub-my-love-canto-due-review-abdellatif-kechiche
Anonymous No.213537808 >>213537850
>>213530938
Memoria and Pacifiction tied
Anonymous No.213537816
>>213537577
He seems more bi to me, imbecile.
Anonymous No.213537821
>>213537767
Anonymous No.213537846
>>213537581
Isnโ€™t that Fukusaku? Yeah he based too
Anonymous No.213537850 >>213538062
>>213537808
>Memoria
weakest Joe
Anonymous No.213537873
So my gf is still mad that I watched Anora. My excuse was it was a palm dor movie. She brings it up occasionally.
I hope she never watches it because it wasn't an art film at all like I thought. It was a straight up zoomer core porno. Fuck you palm d or. You frog motherfuckers.
Anonymous No.213537901
>>213537767
This guy used to make normal third world films like Secret of the Grain.
Anonymous No.213537944 >>213537974
there's a new Naomi Kawase movie and it's one of them "asian filmmaker makes a film with foreign actor" things, almost never goes well. Although she fell off long ago anyway.
Shara is still a masterpiece tho.
Anonymous No.213537974 >>213538151 >>213538345
>>213537944
Iโ€™ve always found whites do that genre better somehow.
Hiroshima Mon amour
Lโ€™amant
Dragon the Bruce Lee Story
Anonymous No.213538062
>>213537850
weakest brain
Anonymous No.213538151
>>213537974
idk
there's some insufferable orientalist slop too
Memoirs of a Geisha, Map of the Sounds of Tokyo, The Sea of Trees (one of the worst films i have ever seen, idk wtf happend there, it doesn't even feel like a Gus Van Sant movie), Cherry Blossoms (this one has good reviews but i found it to be sappy touristcore)
Anonymous No.213538345 >>213538481
>>213537974
Kiarostami made films with whites and japs. Rosselini made a film with Indians (and Renoir a film in India with almost no Indians)
Anonymous No.213538481
>>213538345
Thereโ€™s also the Sally Mae pinku films. Those are good-bad
Anonymous No.213538705 >>213539175 >>213539179
Just watched Tokyo Drifter, what a fever dream of a noir film.
Anonymous No.213539175
>>213538705
Branded To Kill is better
Anonymous No.213539179
>>213538705
It's sick as fuck, top 3 yakuza eiga of all time.
Anonymous No.213539380
Fukusaku hard mogs Suzuki
Anonymous No.213539398 >>213539820
>>213534815
Never let him forget
Anonymous No.213539553
>>213536192
It's a beautiful film, one of my favourites.
Anonymous No.213539555 >>213539619 >>213539625
Is Joe Shishido just japanese Quico?
Anonymous No.213539572
>>213536829
Agree completely.
Anonymous No.213539619
>>213539555
Indeed. Crazy he got to star in movies with those cheeks.
Anonymous No.213539625
>>213539555
Lil bro deformed but still a chad
Anonymous No.213539660 >>213540171
Don't know if Gallo is gay, but he's definitely done some gay shit, he moved to NYC alone at 16 and was involved in the art scene, no way he didn't at least jerked an old queen off.
Anonymous No.213539820 >>213539937 >>213540226
>>213539398
Only a bonafide cuck would post this image hundreds of times.
Anonymous No.213539937 >>213540069
>>213539820
Q.E.D.
Anonymous No.213540069
>>213539937
Quebecois Erectile Dysfunction?
Anonymous No.213540171 >>213540188
>>213539660
He worked as a gay gigolo. He talks about it here >>213537572
Anonymous No.213540188 >>213540659
>>213540171
Link?
Anonymous No.213540226 >>213540253
>>213539820
You're the cuck here
Anonymous No.213540253 >>213540282
>>213540226
Sent that freak flying
Anonymous No.213540282 >>213540681 >>213540767
>>213540253
>replying to your own post
>with the same fucking picture that got deleted like 5 seconds ago
Anonymous No.213540659
>>213540188
https://web.archive.org/web/20041211101932fw_/http://www.galloappreciation.com/print/genre.html
Anonymous No.213540681 >>213540767
>>213540282
Cope, BBC cuck
Anonymous No.213540767 >>213540817
>>213540681
>>213540282
Can you two virgin spergs stop with the off topic discussion?
Anonymous No.213540817 >>213540844
>>213540767
When you see the pic, you know what to do.
Anonymous No.213540844 >>213540912 >>213540923
>>213540817
Save and repost whenever k*nskicuck is spotted
Anonymous No.213540912
>>213540844
Obsessed
Anonymous No.213540915 >>213540939
>Foreign language
>Art-house
>Niggers
Anonymous No.213540923 >>213541013 >>213541291
>>213540844
No, I don't think I will.
Anonymous No.213540939
>>213540915
What?
Anonymous No.213541013 >>213541102
>>213540923
>grabbing giant black pole
She is obsessed with BBC
Anonymous No.213541102 >>213541136 >>213541291
>>213541013
Kek, I've never thought that looking at said pic. Not even Kinskibro but frankly, I think you just have an unhealthy fixation on BBC and Quincy Jones.
Anonymous No.213541135 >>213541277
Why are americans so fucking obsessed over blacks penises?
Anonymous No.213541136 >>213541161
>>213541102
We hate coalburners here. Not welcome in /film/ or /tv/ in general.
Anonymous No.213541161 >>213541216
>>213541136
No, we only hate Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix here.
Anonymous No.213541216 >>213541261
>>213541161
No, I believe you meant to say we love Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix here.
Anonymous No.213541244
>They're doing it again
These two are the original reason people hate waifufags.
Anonymous No.213541261 >>213541282 >>213542426
>>213541216
No, I stand by what I said.
This is an Isabelle Huppert general and I expect you to bend the knee, cuck.
Anonymous No.213541277
>>213541135
Gadonpaki is not American though
Anonymous No.213541282 >>213541353 >>213541442 >>213541585
I believe this is the earliest picture of Michael Haneke. Aged 33, working on a stage production, 1975.

Michael Haneke facts.

>>213541261
Can't argue with that, unfortunately...
Anonymous No.213541291 >>213542426
>>213540923
>>213541102
Monke of /film/ appreciation squad out in force today.
Anonymous No.213541311 >>213541353 >>213541585
Here's him in 1979, on the set of his TV drama, "Lemmings".

Michael Haneke facts.
Anonymous No.213541353 >>213541389 >>213541526
>>213541282
>>213541311
Scary. He could be standing right next to you and you'd never know how much of a hack he is.
Anonymous No.213541389
>>213541353
>being old makes it apparent that you're a hack artist
Yukio Mishima ova here
Anonymous No.213541442
>>213541282
Rasputin lookin' duck
Anonymous No.213541443 >>213541555
ok, the last one
I promise
Anonymous No.213541479 >>213541908
harperfag moves in mysterious ways
Anonymous No.213541526
>>213541353
Based.
Anonymous No.213541555
>>213541443
Yeah, stop shilling this film.
Anonymous No.213541585 >>213541744
>>213541282
>>213541311
Thanks for these. I'd long been searching for a pic of Haneke as a young man.
Anonymous No.213541623
Portrait of the hack as a young man
Anonymous No.213541744
>>213541585
He was never young, just look at those pictures.
Anonymous No.213541887
I was never young
Nothing has transpired
But when I look in the mirror
I feel dead, I feel cold, I am blind
Anonymous No.213541908
>>213541479
Hopefully lethal ways.
Anonymous No.213542426
>>213541261
Gross hag
>>213541291
Gross coalburner
Anonymous No.213543161 >>213543534
>>>/soc/34205317

/film/ is leaking again
Anonymous No.213543343 >>213543396 >>213543534 >>213544252
>movie
No, sorry, we discuss films here. /tv/ has plenty of other threads to discuss your popcorn-shovelling schlock.
Anonymous No.213543369
>>213530714 (OP)
if i want to make a movie with my iphone, do you think i could get some actors for free from craigslist
Anonymous No.213543396 >>213543426
>>213543343
Who are you quoting
Anonymous No.213543426 >>213543534
>>213543396
Anyone and everyone in this thread who uses the term 'movie'
Anonymous No.213543534 >>213543776
>>213543161
Do threads really stay up on that board for three days with no replies?

>>213543343
>>213543426
Someone post the McDonald's arthouse chart.
Anonymous No.213543776
>>213543534
Anonymous No.213544244
We're all posting the McDonald's arthouse chart here.
Anonymous No.213544252 >>213544316 >>213544644
>>213543343
We call them pictures here.
Anonymous No.213544316
>>213544252
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous No.213544644 >>213544738
>>213544252
strange, i thought this was /film/
Anonymous No.213544738 >>213544830
>>213544644
"/film/" refers to the medium, "picture" to an individual work in said medium. This was determined at the 1st congress of Formosa.
Anonymous No.213544830 >>213544900 >>213544984
>>213544738
but the topic consists of several pictures on film that give the illusion of movement
Anonymous No.213544900 >>213544918
>>213544830
"Picture" is an old fashioned term sure for a movie, but so is "flick" which gets used more often. Films were colloquially called flicks during the silent era because of the visible flicker in projectors before a standardized framerate demanded by synchronized audio.
Anonymous No.213544918
>>213544900
In projections* not projectors
Anonymous No.213544960
I'll take a picture. Hold the motion.
Anonymous No.213544984
>>213544830
>but the topic consists of several pictures on film that give the illusion of movement
"Picture" comes from "motion picture".
Anonymous No.213545115
We're all coming from motion pictures here.
Anonymous No.213545320 >>213545714
/film/'s most frequently discussed composer.
Anonymous No.213545714 >>213546511
>>213545320
Oops wrong picture. I'm gay btw.
Anonymous No.213546198
Stop being a fag, 'movie' and 'film' mean the same thing.
Anonymous No.213546325
I had to unlearn calling them films bc it was weird to other people.
Anonymous No.213546511 >>213546564 >>213546591 >>213547886
>>213545714
Is The World's Greatest Sinner any good?
Anonymous No.213546564
>>213546511
Probably not.
Anonymous No.213546591
>>213546511
Probably.
Anonymous No.213546775 >>213546848
We're all probably (not) here.
Anonymous No.213546848
>>213546775
Ballet practice? On a weekend?
Anonymous No.213546890 >>213546914 >>213556002
what is this ballet meme
Anonymous No.213546914 >>213547363 >>213547375
>>213546890
Itโ€™s because back during slow threads during nigga/film/ Iโ€™d post

Yall niggas at ballet practice or some shit?
Anonymous No.213546918 >>213546960 >>213546993 >>213547111 >>213547304
is The Ascent actually kino or is it one of those films that's achieved acclaim because critics are flailing around for any film directed by a woman to co-opt into the nu canon
Anonymous No.213546960 >>213546988
>>213546918
>Ascent
>nu canon
you sound like a fucking retard
Anonymous No.213546988
>>213546960
trust me: I am
Anonymous No.213546993 >>213547064
>>213546918
It was ghost directed by Elem Klimov.
Anonymous No.213547064
>>213546993
so best avoided then. gotcha
Anonymous No.213547085
Anonymous No.213547111 >>213547246 >>213547304
>>213546918
Just kill yourself
Anonymous No.213547246 >>213547264 >>213547304
>>213547111
STTF.
Anonymous No.213547264
>>213547246
>sent that threak flying
it wasn't a typo i'm mike tyson.
Anonymous No.213547304
>>213546918
>>213547111
>>213547246
obvious samefag is obvious
Anonymous No.213547348
We're all obvious here.
Anonymous No.213547363
>>213546914
All me.
Anonymous No.213547375
>>213546914
Youโ€™re not black stop saying that word
Anonymous No.213547539
We're all black here.
Anonymous No.213547886 >>213548373 >>213551556
>>213546511
You get to hear the duke of prunes melody in its most beautiful orchestral form in the soundtrack.
Anonymous No.213548373
>>213547886
I know the soundtrack's good, but I'm just curious about the film itself.
Anonymous No.213548733 >>213548918 >>213549147 >>213549875 >>213551590
Lmao
Anonymous No.213548918 >>213549125
>>213548733
That's not funny, that's just sad.
Anonymous No.213549125
>>213548918
It's both.
Anonymous No.213549147 >>213549353
>>213548733
what am i looking at
Anonymous No.213549353 >>213549534
>>213549147
Read.
Anonymous No.213549521
kino alert
Anonymous No.213549534
>>213549353
someone voted for a bunch of movies. am i supposed to guess at the significance
Anonymous No.213549632 >>213549655 >>213549875
Quaker pussy.

Qussy.
Anonymous No.213549655
>>213549632
Clussy > Qussy
Anonymous No.213549755 >>213549829
I'd take a quaker over a clown anyday.
Anonymous No.213549829 >>213549841
>>213549755
Mirthless post.
Anonymous No.213549841 >>213549970
>>213549829
Good luck getting oats from a clown, loser.
Anonymous No.213549875 >>213550040 >>213551630
Good morning philosemitenam. I just put the coffee on, I am listening to Day Tripper by the Beatles and I am downloading a joint in 4K off a link I found on google. Nothing can shoot us out of the sky today. We're flying high with the freaks.

>>213548733
The director of arthouse classic Wayne's World didn't but Bresson and Bunuel in her top 10? Say it ain't so. It's nice to see Jack Arnold appear in someone's list, in any case. The Incredible Shrinking Man, I love it, it's my favourite atomic panic era sci-fi joint.

>>213549632
/duke/ general, /duke/ board, get this un-American commie crap out of my sight!!!
Anonymous No.213549932 >>213549978 >>213550488 >>213551817
/duke/? As in John Wayne?
Anonymous No.213549970
>>213549841
You can keep your damn oats; the clussy provideth oats for the soul in the form of mirthful mating.
Anonymous No.213549978
>>213549932
I think he meant David Duke.
Anonymous No.213550040
>>213549875
>The director of arthouse classic Wayne's World didn't but Bresson and Bunuel in her top 10? Say it ain't so.
i find your sarcasm disgusting, and it doesn't change the fact she has pleb taste.
Anonymous No.213550076 >>213550563 >>213551817
lmao, worldofreel comment sections are something else.
midwit central
Anonymous No.213550488
>>213549932
famously got filtered by High Noon; whatever happened to the strong, silent type?
Anonymous No.213550563
>>213550076
some people just live in their preconceptions of directors forever no matter what reality says
Anonymous No.213551065 >>213551098
schraderbros, we're so back
Anonymous No.213551098
>>213551065
After your remake of a certain 1942 film... thanks but no thanks Paul.
Anonymous No.213551477 >>213551817
i really liked the little foxes 1941 and jezebel 1938 for the realism depicted, in particular the disparity between the blacks and plantation owners, the dialects, and the all-too familiar treatment of southern hospitality.it is my opinion that if this shrader fellow got his hand on the script that he would change much of the aforementioned qualities herein mentioned.
Anonymous No.213551556
>>213547886
Well now that you mentioned Melody is in it so now Iโ€™m interested
Anonymous No.213551590
>>213548733
Eh itโ€™s someoneโ€™s personal top ten. It isnโ€™t like the negro situation where they astroturf all their shit
Anonymous No.213551630 >>213551817
>>213549875
W hat 4K joint you rippin?

Also what other atomic era genre films you like? I had a week last year where Iโ€™d watched nothing but 50s small town alien invasion movies
Anonymous No.213551817 >>213552056 >>213552566 >>213554030
>>213551477
>aforementioned qualities herein mentioned
You donโ€™t need to mention mentioning things twice. Youโ€™re mentioning mentioning too much.

>>213550076
Richard Kern is a real punk. PTA is less punk than the other Paul Anderson. Heโ€™s the Fall Out Boy of punk cinema. @ me when PTA releases a movie where his dick is in it like how real punk rocker directors do.

>>213551630
The Killer by John Woo.
Some of my other favourites are The Day the Earth Stood Still, Them!, and Invasion of Astro-Monster, my fav Ishiro Honda Godziller movie. I also fall asleep to Twilight Zone episodes. I didnโ€™t like Body Snatchers so much. I preferred the Abel Ferrara one with Meg Tilly.

>>213549932
You bet your fur. I love Rio Bravo. I dislike other Hawks joints but I love Rio Bravo. I like Assault on Precinct 13 and Ghosts of Mars even better.
Anonymous No.213551896 >>213552141 >>213552670
>went into this expecting a super serious tragedy kino
>rammstein started blasting 20 seconds in
umm
Anonymous No.213552056
>>213551817
>Fall Out Boy
>not punk
Pete and Patrick met because one of them commented on the other's Neurosis t-shirt
Pete was the vocalist for metalcore band Arma Angelus back in the late 90s
Andy was drummer for legendary 90s metalcore band Racetraitor
All members of the band have ties to the Chicago hardcore / punk scene
Fall Out Boy is unironically as trve as it gets for punk bands and their early records are great. They suck ass now, but still.
Anonymous No.213552117
>>213537581
tora tora tora was subsidized by the pentagon and as a result had its script and potentially other things related to its production altered in order to persuade public opinion
Anonymous No.213552141
>>213551896
Yeah, it's lit. They also play some t.A.T.u. later on. Moodysson's soundtracks are always the bomb.
Anonymous No.213552354
We're all the bomb here.
Anonymous No.213552381 >>213552651
Watched this today following Filho's victory at Cannes this year. Pretty good debut. Love the horror undertones and threat of violence all around, but not all the characters were compelling enough to justify the runtime.
Anonymous No.213552566
>>213551817
> The Killer by John Woo.
Nice I found the same remux link. Have you seen A Better Tomorrow?
Anonymous No.213552651 >>213552936 >>213553075
>>213552381
>Filho
That's a generational suffix, like "Junior" in English. His last name is Mendonรงa.
Anonymous No.213552670
>>213551896
garbage movie. wish i never saw it and it was never made
Anonymous No.213552936
>>213552651
Has it ever occurred to you that he knows him personally and will call him that out of familiarity?
Anonymous No.213553072 >>213553340
Personally, I'm on a first name basis with my favorite directors.
Anonymous No.213553075
>>213552651
Ya' got me, anon. I'll commit seppuku for my crime. Now, anything to say about his art?
Anonymous No.213553340
>>213553072
What about pretending to be on a first name basis with Morgan Freeman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU2TaP4UGQ
Anonymous No.213553470 >>213553549 >>213554191
My favorite filmmakers? Gotta be Bobby, Jacques and Eric.
Anonymous No.213553549
>>213553470
>Eric
Ricky Ro-Ro to his friends (and hoes).
Anonymous No.213553729
dead ahh thread
Anonymous No.213553838
*does a fouttรฉ*
Anonymous No.213553899
currently watching Nasu - Migratory Bird with Suitcase 2007 anime is the strongest the most bestest of mediums to serve as an illustration of thought consider for instance my lack of punctuation and the fact that 3d modelers from architectures and engineers take inspiration from the medium whether or not they have acknowledged it as the grounding for their occupation
Anonymous No.213553932
seanpony...
Anonymous No.213554030 >>213554817
>>213551817
Fixed your image :)
Anonymous No.213554191 >>213554269
>>213553470
Basic ahh taste
Anonymous No.213554269 >>213554428 >>213554476
>>213554191
Put your manners back in.
Anonymous No.213554428
>>213554269
Don't you ever wash that thing?
Anonymous No.213554476 >>213554488 >>213554537
>>213554269
You're right, let's all applaud anon for liking Bresson, Rivette, and Rohmer! Next they're gonna say they like Godard and Truffaut next. Truly unique /film/ taste amirite guize?
Anonymous No.213554488
>>213554476
And Wenders
Anonymous No.213554537
>>213554476
>You're right, let's all applaud anon
I asked you to put your manners back in, not blow smoke up him.
Anonymous No.213554580
seanpony bake
Anonymous No.213554610
not on it
Anonymous No.213554672
im (not) creating
courtesy
gentle
lion
prepare
i was awatching film yesterday by davies, the english bloke, and it turns out he allowed and depicted homosexual relations in his benediction 2021 film. after being exposed to them kissing and about to have sex in the film i immediately turned it off and delet from my library. im also not going to watch his earlier films because of his later intentions regardless of whether he had held those beliefs, that is, the acceptance of homosexuality, at the time of their production and release. appalling, just outright repulsive.
Anonymous No.213554817 >>213554882 >>213554993
>>213554030
>being afraid of black people

Why are you people like this
Anonymous No.213554818
We're all ignoring that here.
Anonymous No.213554882
>>213554817
>you people
Excuse me?
Anonymous No.213554907 >>213554917 >>213554980
Imma bake
Anonymous No.213554917 >>213554947
>>213554907
For real?
Anonymous No.213554947
>>213554917
He's bluffing.
Anonymous No.213554980 >>213555040
>>213554907
What've you got in store for us, anon?
Anonymous No.213554993
>>213554817
Who said anything about being afraid? All I did was improve the image by focusing on the prize.
Anonymous No.213554997
>>213536476
>Inside the Yellow Cocoon Shell
An example of how not to attempt, nvermind DO, a slow burn. Awful.
Anonymous No.213555040
>>213554980
Afraid of Black People edition (((stealth Story of OJ thread)))
Anonymous No.213555244 >>213555400
NEW
>>213555227
NEW
>>213555227
NEW
>>213555227
Anonymous No.213555400 >>213555614
>>213555244
thank
Anonymous No.213555614
>>213555400
you're welcom
Anonymous No.213555642
bump
Anonymous No.213556002
>>213546890
It's a Suspiria reference.
Anonymous No.213556049
bump