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Anonymous No.213530738 >>213531748 >>213531781 >>213531982 >>213532017 >>213532195 >>213532315 >>213532387 >>213532530 >>213532963 >>213533786 >>213533919 >>213534041 >>213534115 >>213538910 >>213538928 >>213539047
Post TV scenes or movie scenes that caused your gay awakening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLYEExrAEJI
Anonymous No.213531238
Anonymous No.213531748 >>213531827 >>213532528 >>213535397 >>213538418
>>213530738 (OP)
Being gay must be really weird. I watched this and thought "I wish I had an older brother to bond with", but you fags watch it and immediately think something gross. It's like you're constantly missing out on what camaraderie and brotherhood is.
Anonymous No.213531781
>>213530738 (OP)
>gay awakening.

that was when you were abused a child
Anonymous No.213531827 >>213531945
>>213531748
meanwhile incels like you constantly obsess over every single foid you see in every movie and never shut up about them.
Anonymous No.213531945
>>213531827
You'd usually be right, but I'm one of the few noncels here and I don't care about women in movies. Either way, that doesn't dismiss what I've said.
Anonymous No.213531982 >>213532059 >>213532146 >>213532239
>>213530738 (OP)
Now I'm curious, how that shit made you gay?
Anonymous No.213532017
>>213530738 (OP)
What was it like being a teen in small town America in the early 2000's? Was it this kino?
Anonymous No.213532059 >>213532144 >>213532239 >>213533972
>>213531982
Not OP but
>main character is trying to chase after his heterosexuality and can never catch it and finally comes to terms with the fact that he is gay at the end
I see it
Anonymous No.213532144
>>213532059
Kino, thanks anon
Anonymous No.213532146 >>213533972
>>213531982
are you blind? That awkward body language and conversation?
>you got me
Anonymous No.213532195
>>213530738 (OP)
I hate how positive and optimistic and white things used to be and aren't now. Even when Smallville had the occasional black person on the show you can feel the quality go down severely. They do ruin everything
Anonymous No.213532239 >>213532392 >>213532402
>>213531982
>>213532059
I've tried understanding this as well by swapping the genders and making it straight.
>woman chase a man but he's just out of reach
I stopped at this one because it just literally made no sense, it's not romantic or sexy.
>man chases a woman but she's just out of reach
Sort of getting something here, there's a bit of a teasing element to it, it's playful, he thinks he's going to get her and she reveals she's only limiting herself for him and then blows him out of the water, and he's surprised that there's so much more to her than he realises. She's the one that got away. Sort of like a whirlwind romance you have when you're 18 during summer and then never see her again. But then that would've required OP to have had that experience to feel that.

Hard to see it from another perspective, because the platonic aspect is so much more obvious and direct in this, but it's the closest I could get to. I assume OP means something much more degenerate, though. Fags always do.
Anonymous No.213532315
>>213530738 (OP)
Smallville...
small world...
Same people that made Smallville made Wednesday TIL
Anonymous No.213532387
>>213530738 (OP)
This movie was made to bring more gay people in the military.
Anonymous No.213532392 >>213532587
>>213532239
listen to a dialogue. It is very feminine what woman and gays would say. If my best friend decided he had to join the military for the next 4 years as that was his calling I wouldn't guilt him by saying "but what about me I want you to stay". This is what feminine people say, gays and woman. A real man would tell his best friend to go and he is proud of him not to emotional manipulation games
Anonymous No.213532402
>>213532239
>woman chase a man but he's just out of reach
>I stopped at this one because it just literally made no sense, it's not romantic or sexy.
It's funny how the idea of a woman chasing a man became alien in modern society, that used to happen a lot and I'm not talking about 6/10 jane doe looking after chad, just girls falling for a guy. There is even this 80's french song called Andy that is about that, the girl is super annoying and the guy is too polite to say no, and the song is all about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae-tP-rFJl0
Anonymous No.213532528
>>213531748
I'm not gay but I thought that scene was kinda gay when I was 7 or 8. It was romantic even if it didn't show them going to town on each other's assholes. Also Lana fuckin sucked and Chloe was annoying in early seasons and I just wanted our boy to be happy.
Anonymous No.213532530
>>213530738 (OP)
power rangers gets shit on a lot for "lol black ranger is black yellow ranger is asian" but this was also retarded with how the colors coordinated with their superhero costume colors like it isn't subtle fuck off
Anonymous No.213532587 >>213532714 >>213534024
>>213532392
>A real man would tell his best friend to go and he is proud of him not to emotional manipulation games
No, that's just retarded American indoctrination. If your friend wants to join the military, it's your duty to convince him not to and to do something better with his life.

To get the context of that scene, Clark has always wanted a brother. His mum has lost her baby before, and Clark has also seen a young boy die who he'd seen as a brother as well. He was very clearly pining for that sense of belonging, a family and brothers he could relate to. Which is why he wanted Bart to stay. He saw him as an equal, someone he could have a brotherly bond with, someone he hoped he could influence into being a better person so that Bart wouldn't spend his life stealing all the time. So Clark asking him to stay isn't gay in the slightest.
Anonymous No.213532650
Why was this show so unbelievably satisfying. There is not a single bad thing I can say about it. It's like the perfect teen show and the perfect Superman show.
https://youtu.be/gPC856hrTGM
Anonymous No.213532714 >>213532816
>>213532587
>it's your duty to convince him not to and to do something better with his life.
but what if that's what he wants? Many people have joined the military and made a successful career with it. You are doing t his woman like thinking where you think you know better than your friend and it doesn't have to be military it can be simply moving away. The point was your friend wants to do something that removes him from your life, something that could make him happy and a woman or gay would guilt him to stay out of selfishness and a straight man would tell him to go and follow his dreams
Anonymous No.213532816 >>213532857 >>213533463
>>213532714
>but what if that's what he wants?
Some people just want to waste their lives in a crackden, trying to find the last uncollapsed vein for that final OD. If they're actually a friend, it's not right to just brush your hands of it and say "their decision", either. You sound like a coward that doesn't want to deal with confrontation, or just genuinely don't have friends to know what it feels like.
Anonymous No.213532857 >>213532978
>>213532816
kek I am the coward? So anyone that decides to move out of their town to try to make a better living or do something with their lives is wrong? You are exactly what I am talking about. A selfish homosexual who would pull your friend down to your mediocrity and prevent him from succeeding because you are afraid of being alone
Anonymous No.213532963
>>213530738 (OP)
Anonymous No.213532978 >>213533176
>>213532857
>kek I am the coward?
Yes.
>So
It's a safe bet when you start a question with "so", you're being a disingenuous cunt.
>... anyone that decides to move out of their town to try to make a better living or do something with their lives is wrong?
Yep, disingenous cunt. No, what you said was joining the military.
>You are exactly what I am talking about.
Apparently not, because you're talking about being such a coward that you'd sit quietly while your friend decided to ruin his life.
>A selfish homosexual who would pull your friend down to your mediocrity and prevent him from succeeding because you are afraid of being alone
Odd projection there, considering nothing I've said has remotely involved pulling anyone down, in fact I've said the exact opposite.

Want to try again, this time with less emotion and more critical thinking?
Anonymous No.213533176 >>213533291
>>213532978
>Yep, disingenous cunt. No, what you said was joining the military.
The military was an example faggot. I already clarified the point was your best friend is moving away to pursue something he feels is bigger and better and you are being a feminine faggot making about yourself holding him back. Also of course this faggot does the line by line reddit reply as well it's so perfect
Anonymous No.213533229 >>213533748 >>213533953 >>213537749
the movie Vacation (2015) introduced me to shotadom, god I want to be bullied by a cute boy
Anonymous No.213533291 >>213533346
>>213533176
>The military was an example faggot.
Then next time pick a better example, faggot. That way you won't get btfo'd.
>I already clarified the point was your best friend is moving away to pursue something he feels is bigger and better and you are being a feminine faggot making about yourself holding him back.
Cool, and if you had a brain in your head, you'd realise that is entirely irrelevant because neither the Smallville scene or anything I'd said involves that, and I've even said specifically if your friend is making a bad decision, it's your duty to convince them otherwise. You're the feminine faggot that's too much of a pussy to be an actual friend so now you're spazzing about getting in the way of a good decision. It's all in your tiny head, retard.
>Also of course this faggot does the line by line reddit reply as well it's so perfect
It's necessary when I'm dealing with a literal retarded making so many mistakes. If I didn't, you'd get really confused. It's for your good, retard <3
Anonymous No.213533346 >>213533463
>>213533291
I didn't get blown out because even the military example was fine. If that's what your friend's dream is to do you support him not emotionally blackmale him like a feminine faggot like you would just because you are afraid of being alone.
Anonymous No.213533463 >>213533512 >>213533883
>>213533346
>I didn't get blown out because even the military example was fine.
Keep coping, tard.
>If that's what your friend's dream is to do you support him
We've already been over this, not all "dreams" are good to pursue. See >>213532816
>not emotionally blackmale him like a feminine faggot like you would
Yeah, I see it now, you've not had friends so you don't understand what talking them out of a bad decision is and just mistakenly see it as feminine or blackmail. Which is why you have no friends, and likely never will because you'd suck at being one. You're so afraid of confrontation with people you know that you won't even try to stop them making a mistake. What a fucking loser you are.
>just because you are afraid of being alone
Again, because you're apparently too fucking stupid to use extrapolation, I've said talking your friend out of a bad decision is your duty. Since I didn't include GOOD decisions in that, it clearly means I don't hold the same position on GOOD decisions. Which then means a friend leaving to do something GOOD is fine. It's the BAD decisions that need to be confronted. Get it now, dumbass?
Anonymous No.213533512 >>213533616
>>213533463
No just because his dream isn't something you like doesn't mean it isn't worth pursing for him you feminine faggot.
Anonymous No.213533616 >>213533653
>>213533512
You really have no clue what is or isn't feminine, do you? Stopping your friend from making a mistake is your masculine duty. You'll realise that and learn what is actually masculine when you grow up and get out of your room. Good luck, kid, you really fucking need it.
Anonymous No.213533653
>>213533616
Yes I do. Preventing someone from doing something they have their heart set on because it will make you alone is peak feminine faggotry.
Anonymous No.213533748 >>213533920
>>213533229
This guy?
Anonymous No.213533786 >>213533848
>>213530738 (OP)
Did many kids get molested while watching Smallville to become gay?
Anonymous No.213533848
>>213533786
Sounds more like OP got molested before and made gay, but this was the first scene he'd witnessed since then that made him aroused.
Anonymous No.213533883
>>213533463
>I know subjectively what is good for another human being
Anonymous No.213533919
>>213530738 (OP)
Anonymous No.213533920 >>213534044
>>213533748
Yes, the whole movie he's bullying his older brother, gave me such a boner
Anonymous No.213533953
>>213533229
based
Anonymous No.213533972
>>213532059
>>213532146
You're retarded.
Anonymous No.213533999
one of the greatest scenes in television history, quintessential wholesome bro vibe
Anonymous No.213534024
>>213532587
It is safer to work for the US military than it is to have a civilian job statistically retard
https://www.army.mil/article/260633/soldiers_are_safer_than_their_civilian_counterparts_in_the_general_u_s_population
The most dangerous jobs in the world are usually more blue collar.
Anonymous No.213534041
>>213530738 (OP)
It's good you realized it early, since it gives you more time to build self-confidence. I found out I was a serial killer when I saw the suffocation scene in Paint it Black(1989 movie)
Anonymous No.213534044 >>213534144
>>213533920
Why didn't the brother correct him?
Anonymous No.213534115
>>213530738 (OP)
God remember how in the late 90's early 2000's every major teen show ended with some random song from a pop band or random rock or country band? Like Buffy and Angel did that too. I miss it. I hate how hip hop is rammed down our throats now all the time
Anonymous No.213534144
>>213534044
because he secretly enjoyed it
Anonymous No.213534205
Anonymous No.213534519 >>213534774 >>213534805 >>213535243
My neighbor just came out as gay at 40. The dude doesn't look or act or sound gay. His wife is super hot. He has 2 kids. There was nothing weird about him. Now he wants to be gay and it is tearing him family apart. How the fuck does this happen? How did his wife not detect it? How did he have sexual intercourse with a gender he has no interest in sexually and produce offspring and do this all for 40 years then decide to ruin it all? Makes me think it's a fetish or mental disease
Anonymous No.213534774
>>213534519
i think homosexuality is the product of having too much hetereo sex (boredom) or bullying due to not following "gender norms", beahviourly speaking, i dont think being gay is real
Anonymous No.213534805 >>213535635
>>213534519
I can understand wanting to suck dick but what I don't understand is wanting a romantic relationship with another man. Gross
Anonymous No.213535243 >>213535668
>>213534519
>The dude doesn't look or act or sound gay.
Truth nuke: most gays don't. They're just regular bros who happen to enjoy sucking dick. As for how it happened, it's just something that happens, like how you can hate pineapple until you're 40, but suddenly start liking. Women being unbearable is often a reason, though.
Anonymous No.213535397 >>213535706 >>213535923
>>213531748
This is the kind of Christian closet-casedness that gets a scene like this written and performed without anyone raising the question.
Anonymous No.213535635 >>213536032
>>213534805
It's the opposite actually. Women are insufferable why would you want to be in a relationship with one other than for the sex?
Anonymous No.213535668 >>213536405
>>213535243
yeah no, that's not a thing. you don't start getting a boner while looking at a hot dude when you're 40 when it's never happened before
Anonymous No.213535706 >>213535831 >>213535917
>>213535397
no he's got a point and it's coming from a gay guy, we still haven't normalized male camaraderie type friendship in the lgbt community
Anonymous No.213535831 >>213535956 >>213538871
>>213535706
"No!"
It's fine to hug and hold your friends, that's not the gay part, it's the longing looks and pregnant pauses. That's gay as fuck.
Anonymous No.213535917
>>213535706
How do you handle a straight guy you have an attraction to?
Anonymous No.213535923
>>213535397
Sounds more like a classic case of fags intentionally misinterpreting things to justify their own degeneracy.
Anonymous No.213535956 >>213536057
>>213535831
i'll pregnant pause you
Anonymous No.213536032
>>213535635
I knew many cute women. And having relationship with men is just degrading for both of you.
Anonymous No.213536057
>>213535956
*punches you in the throat while sliding your pants off*
Anonymous No.213536405
>>213535668
For me, it's started at 38.
Anonymous No.213537749
>>213533229
blew your power level wide apart huh anon
Anonymous No.213537930
This scene made me a lesbian.
Anonymous No.213538418 >>213538453
>>213531748
>It's like you're constantly missing out on what camaraderie and brotherhood is.

The irony of saying that on a site where 99% of guys missed out on
>spring break
>prom
>sports
>sex
>friends

And they’d have a shitty little brother to show for it. lol I was friends with a younger brother… his older roided up brother would beat the dog shit of him in front of me…

Had another good friend who was an older brother. His lil bro collected American girl dolls, would sift through garbage for wigs and had a penchant of false accusations.

BROTHERHOOD.

I’ll admit it could have been worse though. Older sister bros will tell you all about that.
Anonymous No.213538453
>>213538418
having a hot older sister was awesome, used to sniff her panties back in the day
Anonymous No.213538871
>>213535831
The scene is about Clark saying goodbye to a friend. Yeah there are longing looks because he longs for his friend not to leave. There's no sexual connotation implied by that. Men are allowed to love each other without wanting to suck penis.
Anonymous No.213538910
>>213530738 (OP)
I remember 10 year old me in the theatre being jealous of Saurman in that room where he is alone with Lurtz.

Also gave me a thing for orc men.
Anonymous No.213538928
>>213530738 (OP)
Anonymous No.213539047
>>213530738 (OP)
>run really fast
>other kid runs faster
>"yea i need to fuck his bussy"
it must be hell being gay