Vile. To think that pilots that ferry hundreds of people daily in the sky do this is wild

>>213531434 (OP)
he needed alcohol to avoid dts. a little bit of booze is actually goid for him

>>213531434 (OP)
Don't get your panties in a twist zoomie. A little booze cruise never hurt a fly.

flight was okay
im more of a druk guy though

How we doing, boys?

>>213531434 (OP)
Do what? Be niggers? It’s only a small percentage of you fly the right airlines

>>213531833
>got laid off at the beginning of june
>done nothing but drink every other day
>got plenty of saved up so not hurting for money
>also feel borderline-listless when i'm not drinking
i hate not bringing in money any more but i'm terrified of trying to look for jobs again for the first time in 5 years. i don't know. fuck it.

Is this the thread?

Kind of.. kind of early to get started isnt it boys?? Ha ha..imean.. imagine waking up and the first thing you have is a nice ice cold (or warm) beer? Ha ha

>>213532210
its late enough on the other side of the pancake

>>213532210
i started it for the yuros. they are the ones who carry the thread anyway. but sadly i don't really see any today

>>213532339
They're all out drukking.

>>213531958
Sorry to hear that, lad. What are your skills?

>>213531434 (OP)
Yeah we really shouldn't let black people fly planes.

>>213532607
i'm in software so i'm not worried that much about finding a new job, but it's just the impetus of getting over that hump and starting the job search. if anything the bigger annoyance is that i've gained 15 pounds since being laid off. and i doubt i'll be doing anything differently from the past several weeks of drinking. what you got cookin up?

>>213532680
Good luck, I know it's a daunting task to job hunt. I work hvac and that keeps me busy and helps keep the beer weight off. Today I'm helping my dad with his retaining wall around his garden. After that I'll go home and start knocking them back. I've got two batches of homebrew that should be ready to drink in the next couple of days, so that's exciting

The FAA allows it. You get one get your job back card, so do that barrel roll.

https://himsprogram.com/faa-certification/

>>213532141
Probably

>>213531958
If you’re stateside here are a few pointers from a time I was laid off back in 2019. Today I work at coinbase.
1. Right now the job market for devs is booming because of the GENIUS act and Trump fixing section 174 with the BBB. Even though I’m at a prestige company recruiters have ignored me for the last 3 years but now I’m getting messages from companies every day. Especially in the fintech/crypto space.
2. Don’t tell anyone you’ve been laid off. Keep your job description in LinkedIn the same. No one cares or checks this stuff.
3. If you’re not doing anything right now, structure your day around leetcode and hacker rank questions. Chances are, you’ll interview somewhere and already know the answer or something similar
Don’t wait around for shit to happen. Lots of big opportunities right now.
Good luck, anon

>>213531833
Not good, but I have a bunch of mini bottles of rum to get me by. It's gonna be a weird night.

>>213532210
god didnt put a time frame on consuming beer so don't pigeon hole yourself

>>213531958
this gon' be me in a few months i expect
i'm actually pretty excited. i also have cash saved up and when i don't work it's much easier to get clean. when life's completely stress free and i can spend two or three hours a day in nature, i can go without booze
when i'm wageslaving i just can't wait until i get a chance to drink
a few years back i took six months off and i was the healthiest i'd been in years

>>213531833
>>213532141
Cheers

>>213531434 (OP)

bus drivers of the sky. don't expect any standards nowadays.

>>213532141
this is the thread

>>213531833
40 years old, herniated back, been drinking beers for over two years because I won't drink liquor or wine anymore. Blimped out. Going back to school since last week. Planned to go to school by bicycle every day. To lose weight. Already cheated the first day.

>>213532141
I'm in the thread now

>Parents away for the week
>Sisters away for the whole weekend
>Was going to go through withdrawals with them gone so they don't worry
>DRUK
Guess ill enjoy the ride

>>213532141
I always say I'm not gonna drink till 8pm but I never make it god

>>213532210
>warm beer
You degenerate

>>213534048
I just try to slow down. you gotta slow down before you come to a stop. slamming on the brakes ain't comfortable

>>213532141
Why not? Cheers m8

these threads have unironically got me into drinking again

>>213531434 (OP)
Those fuckers fly themselves anyway

>>213531833
Feeling comfy and enjoying some vodka

>>213534696
A king in his kingdom

>>213533912
39 here, getting old sucks. Does your back require surgery? It gets so much harder losing weight when you're our age, hopefully you can start shedding the weight again soon

>>213533552
>>213533552

>>213534896
>>213533552
fucking shit, i forgot the text, forget what i was going to say

>>213531434 (OP)
He drove a plane not a ferry you dumb shit

>>213534612
No they dont

The FAA is okay with pilots
>drinking 8 hours before a flight
>flying with a BAC under 0.04%

>>213534955
Etymologlet

i thought i can do it i cant

>>213533524
so don't reward yourself from the shitty day with booze

I used to drink daily but I completely stopped caring for it when I started taking opiates instead. I've been doing poppy pod tea, oxys and tramadol and apart from the constipation it's so superior to alcohol that it's not even funny.

>>213535303
Junkies get out

I think it's safe to say that throughout 99% of human history most men were at least slightly inebriated as they piloted large ships, drove carts, rode horses, managed machines of war, rode dog sleds, carried the litters of kings and emperors, and pretty much everything else.

>>213535303
>poppy pod tea
tell me more about that. i've heard a lot of shit about that, that you need to be careful where you get the poppy seeds from because there's sooo many alkalines on them and shit. is it not possible to just buy a bunch of poppy seeds locally and use them?

>>213534696
Its so easy to avoid letting things get this bad, but its even easier to let it go to complete shit. Have a drink to celebrate your accomplishments!

>>213534696
Get your shit together anon...

>>213534877
I should've gotten surgery. But I was dissuaded from it. I got four epidurals. I'm pretty much fine. I just can't lift heavy stuff anymore, lel. But yeah, I need to shed some weight. And start spending less time on /tv/, lel. Going back to school is a step in the right direction. Fucking 40 years old and they have to teach me how to work with a computer, how embarassing. We'll take it one day at a time.

>>213535362
I just grow em during summer and stay high for a month on a small crop. There are a ton of different strains and some have basically none of desired alkaloids while others are extremely potent. I just tried a handful of strains until I found a few that work. I keep it very simple and just eat the sap that I collect by scoring the pods with a knife or grind down the pods and make tea.

No druk for me this weekend. Have one for me, fellas.

>>213535572
Best of luck to you

>>213535621
Nobody likes a quitter, anon

>>213535621
i'll have plenty for ya espeically because i said i was quitting this weekend too

I tried guys. I really think I did. I got sober... got into great shape.. started putting myself out there.. joined extra curriculars.. but I just always feel on edge and have such difficulty communicating with people. It feels erratic and forced and either too fake or too detached, and people notice. So I gave up, and havent left my house in 7 months. My body has completely atrophied.. ive never been so weak. Its terrible. Im still sober but to what end? Lmao. I miss drukking

>>213534696
i really need to up my druk game if this is who i'm posting with

>>213535629
Don't fret. I'm still full of life. No hot chicks in my classroom, alas. Guess I'm finally going to get taught how to work with a computer. I'm 40 and never had a facebook or even held an X account.

In the beginning it’s really hard, but the challenge and the need to win usually get you past it, then after a couple of years the feeling decreases in intensity, could be the high of feeling like you actually managed to quit fooling you, and for a while you think like it might actually be over. Then time passes, and the novelty of quitting wears off, and it starts to come back, it grows every day, but you tell yourself it’s ok, that what is to come is better, you just need to have a family and then it will all be worth it. Then it’s been 6 years in and the doctor calls you in, you hold your first born son for the first time and… you realize that it doesn’t really feel as good as even an average night of drinking and accessories used to. You keep up the act till you get to a private place, you sit down, breathe for a while and it hits you. It’s not something you quit, it’s not an addiction you had, it’s not a disease you fell into. It will never go away as long as you breathe. It’s who you are, and you can keep pretending you’re someone else to keep up appearances and make other people happy. But you, the real you, he’s a fiend, and he’s only happy on that line between fucked up and too fucked up, he doesn’t want to live a long time, he doesn’t want to be dependable, and he damn sure doesn’t give two shits about his kid’s school shit. The real you wants to throw back those first few drinks in seconds, the first lines need to be thick, and a joint or cigarette needs to be lit at all times. And it’s only sad and you’re only a loser if you can’t afford a nice hooker to share with.

bump

i only have two 9% beers left after last night's drukking
it's over

>>213535888
Nobody's gonna check my trips hugh? I'm going to a birthday party of one of my friends who's turning 40 next week. He's been married for a long time. His wife told me two weeks ago I could spend the night over and didn't have to ride home ( We were getting drunk or were already wasted in group). He's invited 20 people, only six of them will be women. His wife is trying to hook me up with one of of her spinster girlfiriends, that's why she said I could spend the night there. I wonder who she's going to try to hook me up with. Yes, well, you are my blog. Thank you for reading.

>>213536879
It could be a new beginning.

>>213534696
Damn nigga

>>213537395
i'm drinking them right now, will have to get some more vodka tomorrow

>>213534997
Agree to disagree

>>213531613
>goid
oy vey

>>213537023
Don't get too drunk that you can't smash puss! Cheers bro!

Do I make a beefeater G&T right now or have a wild turkey bourbon

>>213531958
>every other day?
Why would you do that? That's hangovers every other day.

EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERTHING EVERY EVERYTHING I'M INVISIBLE I'M INVISIBLE I'M INVISIBLE I'M INVVIBLE THAT AND A RAZOR OF LOVE THAT AND A RAZOR OF LOVE THAT RAZOR OF LOVE FED IN A RAZOR OF LOVE WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME I FEEL LIKE FLYING TO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TySnF_Pb3M&list=RD5TySnF_Pb3M&start_radio=1

>>213537718
If it's as hot where you live as it is here, I'd go with the G&T. I get being on a budget but you need to upgrade your booze, son

>>213535836
>but I just always feel on edge and have such difficulty communicating with people. It feels erratic and forced and either too fake or too detached,
I feel the exact same way. Is it autism?

Planes fly themselves. By the time he has to get the landing gear out, which could also be automated, he's sober.

>>213537843
none of us were meant to live like this, in grotesque systems where there is only representations and nothing lived directly

>>213537663
No you are wrong and I can cite the FAR/AIM

>>213531434 (OP)
I really admire the men and women who can chug vodka like this, me personally I can't. Heroes,all of you.

>>213537675
Kek. Cheers! We'll she how she goes.

>>213537727
i can't bring myself to drink on hangover days. i know that's the last jump to oblivion

>>213537783
Meh theyre both mid shelf choices

>>213538035
You're already slurring, friend. Dial it back and rock that lady's world tonight

>>213538126
Lol, what a pussy.

>>213538126
>I have been hungover every morning for over 20yrs
Feels good

All you drunk retards are niggers incapable of self control. Replace your dopamine numbing with real shit like running a mile or eating a plain apple.

>>213538624
Alcohol is a friend of the white man, mehmet

>>213534696
What's the face-down penguin book?

>>213538668
How does being an addict make you white retard?

>>213538782
He's already lost his phone in all of that shit and he's too shit hammered to find it. You probably won't hear from him again today

>>213538822
Whoa now, what makes me an addict? Why are you so weak that you need to cast aspersions on others. Let me guess, you are brown?

>>213538876
You will die alone nigger

>>213539014
We all do, as death is a purely personal event. I will at least have lived a fun, meaningful life full of friends, family, relationships and great experiences because I wasn't a cowering pussy. Yet, I will still outlive you and that's really gotta make you mad lol

>>213531434 (OP)
Drinking and driving is based beyond belief

>>213532141
A toast! To /tv/

>>213539258
It's our white culture and I celebrate it daily

>>213539187
Took you that long to come up with the gayest post ever

>>213537904
What is the answer? What do we do? What can I do?

woodford reserve for me lads

>>213539326
I was driving to get more beer, fag

>>213539291
Cheers!

>>213539387

>>213537675
Now THIS is podracing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213539387
Damn legend this guy. I kept my hospital band on for about 6 months before it got too stinky and weird

>>213539326
>doesn't refute anons argument
>sober and alone in his mom's basement
You truly lost at life. Have a drink and loosen up, you might actually have fun

>>213539366
Whats your get anon?? Are you cracking one for the road?

>>213539476
I brought 3 with me and brought home 18 more. It's been a good day. What's on your menu?

>>213531833
Watching a 35mm scan of Blade Runner while the dog sleeps

>>213539352
i guess there is nothing to do but wait around and die

>>213539471
>You truly lost at life. Have a drink and loosen up, you might actually have fun
Nta but i hope I can do this again someday.. been sober for a year amd a month though and it feels like im just biding time in anticipation for chaos. I am Frank from hellraiser, but im behaving like Christis dad instead. Anyways /blog