Thread 213531913

>Fast and Aggressive "ASMR"
How in the blue fuck is this ASMR in any way, shape, or form?!

>>213531913 (OP)
It has to do with triggering tingles.
Some random slut breathing into the mic got old ten years ago.

Real men crave something more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2l6s6t0-Dk

>>213531959
I prefer some random slut breathing into the mic thank you very much.

>>213531913 (OP)
Spoken like someone who doesn't get tingles but just jacks off to gym bros doing close ear to ear whispers to hustle queers out of their pinkbuxxx.

I think I have anti-ASMR or whatever the phobia equivalent would be. I remember when it first got big I tried getting into it because of the erotic-ish vibes, but the sounds and tones of their voice just made me anxious and uncomfortable. I get sick just thinking about the crumpling or the way they'd tap the mic.

>>213531959
>>213532023
real asmr is whispering slowly into the mic

it used to be that before normies and whores ruined it

who the fuck sleeps to fast and aggressive "asmr" anyway?

>>213532152
>muh troo asmr
You faggots didn't learn your lesson in the olde country did you.

>>213532152
if you want to go to sleep just put on some white noise lmao

ASMR was meant to trigger tingles down your scalp and spine, then it got co opted by horny retards who don't understand the difference between having a pretend girlfriend and experiencing a pleasant sensation travel down your spine.

>>213531959
>Real men crave something more
A methhead twitching inches from your face?

>>213532231
It adds some spice.
90% of all ASMR channels are the exact same thing, an attractive woman snapping her fingers and salivating over the microphone, trying to be as pornographic as possible while adhering to youtubes TOS, some even launching onlyfans beside their main channels.

None of them understand what ASMR actually is, how it works, or how to trigger it.
They think they do, because they have a large following of horny brown people.

Actual men need something more stimulating, something strange and unexpected is already halfway there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P7W-SnBiyo

>>213532380
You've had this incorrect autistic fixation for over a decade now, have you tried instead of being this way just being normal?

>>213532152
no, it's not. real asmr is caused by watching someone write with a pencil or something similar, i would know because i first experienced asmr in the 90s at school when my teacher leaned over from behind me and wrote something on my paper
the whole whisper thing never did anything for me

>muh tingles
Learn to meditate. Deeply.

>>213531913 (OP)
ASMR got taken over by whores and retards, it used to be good when it first started being a thing, back when it wasn't even called ASMR, or when the videos were either called "soft spoken" or "whisper" videos, and it was a secret because even I thought it was pretty weird to watch RP videos of some chick pretending to be your doctor or hairdresser or whatever
Now you click any of it where it's some OF cunt in front of the camera and she just taps shit and it's just annoying as hell, and also normies are aware of it

Now if I'm feeling like relaxing before sleep I just look up unintentional asmr

>>213531913 (OP)
ASMR in general just isn't good anymore. Really fell of hard around 2018-2020

>>213532946
>>213532989
I think oversaturation also ruins it. After a while your brain doesn't get stimulated the same way anymore.
Unintentional is best, but I find that things that break the usual pattern can work quite effectively, but as a concept it's underutilized.

>>213532989
Once the money went to streaming and away from ads it was never gonna recover. 90% of my videos now come from Koreans.

>>213532380
if you watch men do asmr you are gay

I like ASMR Shanny's stuff. She does the cosplay ASMR stuff without going into full whore territory, is actually creative with her material and her voice is perfect for my needs.

>>213533202
Thank u for sharing.

>>213531913 (OP)
>"ASMR"
so what, it's not a real thing anyway.

ASMR was never good and you're all a bunch of faggots. I'm glad you no longer enjoy it.

i only watch obscure whispered videos from like 2011 through 14/15 by doing the before:x year thing on youtube

most of them stopped posting but their videos are enjoyable and look nothing like the current slop being produced now

>>213533019
It's impossible to find unintentional asmr now as the search term has been coopted by a bunch of worthless intentional ASMR slop channels.

bump

>>213534090
Melissa's videos are pretty much the only ASMR I watch nowadays. They aren't really unintentional in the traditional sense but she puts a lot more effort in than most by going to actual people who do massages and bullshit spiritual healing or whatever so its close enough.

Also, I want to fuck Star and her giant ass until I die from exhaustion.

the fuck is ASMR?

>>213535348
Is this your first day on the internet?

>>213535384
Google isn't allowed at this retirement home

>>213535384
>>213535403
I actually looked it up but the concept sounded so retarded I thought it must be something else.

>>213531913 (OP)
It is much better for masturbating to. Especially the jerk off sounds
https://youtu.be/9R423n5Po08
Like this, very easy to masturbate with

>>213531913 (OP)
I hate that all asmr is just breathy whispery shit. I get actual asmr response from moderately loud noises.

>>213535348
A way for women to grift online incels without having to take clothes off or pretend to play their stupid nerdy video games

>>213534090
She was pretty good until I found she's a gook fucker

tranny detectors help me out here?
https://youtu.be/wGSrS_0CE4A

>>213535645
it's not something you can force and no video can give the actual ASMR feeling 100% of the time to 100% of its audience. when you get the feeling (it can happen in real life), it's very obviously enjoyable.and pragmatic.
i first got the feeling randomly when my mother was altering my pants when I was a child, or when listening to slightly autistic or schizo people talking about boring stuff with a foreign accent. but the next day, you can have the same experience, but not get any ASMR.

>>213533202
She's 100% whore what the fuck are you talking about

>*sensual whispering*
>*wet lips sound*
>*sensual whispering*
>*soft breathing*
>"and for my next trick:"
>*SCCCHCHZHZZHSSSCHCHZZHZHZHZHZSSVCHCHCHCHZZZZZSSSSSSSSS*
why the fuck are these sound whores ruining their product by stroking the microphone?

>>213535914
if you consume vtuber garbage you might as well be on HRT

>>213536081
vtubers are often better at the actual ASMR part

>>213536003
>*sensual whispering*
>*wet lips sound*
>*sensual whispering*
>*soft breathing*
none of that is asmr, find me someone tapping some wood blocks together

>>213533617
>ppomo retired
feels bad man ;_;

What exactly is the appeal of ass smear? It's up there with reaction videos for "why does this even exist?"

>>213537735
for me it's the autonomous sensory meridian response

>>213537735
Understandable take if you've never experienced actual ASMR. Some videos can trigger it, but it's extremely YMMV and usually only happens on first watch. Intentional ASMR channels are trash 99% of the time, you're more likely to get it from old videos about VCR repair or deep boring topics made by people who had 0 intention to trigger that elusive feeling.