Why was she so big in Japan?
Plastic surgery made her pretty and hid her ancestry
funny how Japs never really go for blondes. they like brunette white women with eyes a little larger than they're used to.
>>213532381 (OP)I am big in Japan and I'm only 4 inches full erect.
>>213532473I think you're onto something, or perhaps they just have impeccable taste.
>>213532381 (OP)Oh, when you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1hqXFIvZzA
>>213532638kek they spelled her name wrong
Many Japanese men are pedophiles.
Because she was underage the time, and all brown people are pedophiles
As an elementary grade-schooler when I lived in Okinawa, I was already taller than basically all the Japanese adults around me.
No joke, when attending church, I had two Japanese high-schoolers ask to be my girlfriends. I have a pic of me princess-carrying one of them while she made a "peace sign" on the steps somewhere...
>>213532381 (OP)Just going off this picture, her teeth probably had something to do with it. Slight snaggle like a lot of Japanese women and therefore relatable to them.
>>213532417>Jennifer Connelly wasn't popular in JapanYou sadly ignorant person.
>>213532929Not that "perfect" white, straight teeth weren't always pretty... they weren't exactly a go-to "beautiful" characteristic before.
The joke in Austin Powers is real, you know?
>>213532412She just got her Irish nose
She was popular in my pants too
>>213533155god she was so perfect , ass sculpted by the gods
>>213533190Where's the ass? No hips either.
>>213533041buckteeth must've helped too.
>>213532473blondes are typically delinquents or sluts
Back then it was frowned upon to work in ads like that, it was not nearly as common as it is today. Most actors would not accept doing that so not to hurt their careers. However, there was no internet, so there was no way for American or other audiences to know you were in an ad in Japan, so a lot of actors in the 80s and 90s went there for easy paychecks.
Today people don't care about selling out, every movie star is also the face of some brand, sometimes watches, perfumes, clothing lines, you name it.
>>213532381 (OP)because she was uncannily beautiful
>>213533378Plenty of 70s/80s actors began their career in commercials
>>213532998>>213532591>>213533111retards, there are literally literal who Slav models appearing in commercials in Japan and China and no one acts as if they are famous
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjGl-pq4RxQ
>>213533378I remember when I first got on the internet in the late 90s early 00s, back before centralized video sties like YouTube, there were sites dedicated to uploading Quicktime and RealMedia files of Japanese ads of US celebs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkw-5htPw0
>>213533477https://youtu.be/q367MgxcA3o
>>213532381 (OP)more important question. why are the japs unparalleled in photography?
>>213532381 (OP)The japanese are based and have based taste.
>>21353383880's were a different time for Japan
>>213532381 (OP)>appears in one or two commercials>she was big bro!Sure, zoom zoom. Your JewTube celebs are big too.
>>213533477>Big in Japan is actually about an average size western guy who find himself the onwer of the biggest cock among japanese male populationThings are easy when your are BIG in Japan
>>213532381 (OP)She sort of looked like an anime, or a child with an adult body from the neck down. That's it.
>>213534602I love Melody marks so much
The Japanese really love Jewish women for some reason
>>213534748It's because they resemble their form of idealized Whiteness
>icy pale skin>thick, dark hair>full lips
>>213532381 (OP)She was the most beautiful woman in the world
>>213534946She wasn't even more attractive than Brooke Shields
>>213532381 (OP)Because japanese are pedophiles
>>213532998this isn't enough, many celebrities were used as video game reference models
>>213533838Japan was always top tier in graphic design. They had posters and collectionable cards long before photography. They know how to handle ink, paper, composition like no other people in the world. Add to the fact that they were the best in photo tech at the time and there you have it.
>Konnichiwa! I am Ken-Sama, an American Otaku who's all about that anime life.
>>213534602the chubby weeb is better
>>213532381 (OP)Same reason this guy is famous.
Japan wanted that pop American look, to them the US is the quintessential white culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPq4nDT7R-c
>>213533838>>213535675They learned it from the US.
>>213532381 (OP)Because she looks similar to Japanese women except she's cute and has soulful eyes and nice features. She's everything a nip wishes they could be or have depending on gender.
>>213536155No, they were good before Meiji Era
>>213536432That's so you know she's cool
Japan also had good looking dudes
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>>213532381 (OP)She was popular and she looked like an idol but white, I can see the appeal.
It made less sense when they took Mussolini's granddaughter (who later became a politician here in Italy) and turned her into a J-pop singer for a single album. And the crazier thing is that she wasn't even that bad at it
https://youtu.be/c3F8kLoazGg?si=a5kylbgF7SvvzNrc
>>213532473well, they're a civilised race.
>>213538002Looking at thw pics in yhis thread, I think I'm turn Japanese. I really think so.
It's making you cry every time
You give your love to me this way
>>213532381 (OP)Why didn’t I get in trouble for making a Howard Stern / Dana Plato thread but this is fine?
>>213538911i don't know. why didn't you?
>>213535553Like i said, they're based.