ITT: “sexy” scenes that fell flat

>>213534292
i think that was meant to be funny and it happened to end up sexy

>>213534155 (OP)
Why do you virgins complain about her? She's hot

>>213534329
She raped her son so bad he became a tranny

women trying to look sexy and seductive just comes across as cringey when you have a limp dick and no libido

>>213534603
lmaooooooooo wtf

>>213534636
I've got a moner boner

>>213534603
daaaaaaaamn girl!

>>213534677
kino flick, nice dolly zoom

"Fell flat" haha

>>213534371
they are a bunch of faggots or are brainwashed nigger lovers and dont like her because she doesnt have a giant nigger ass

>>213534155 (OP)
OP are you gay?

>>213534751
delete this

>>213534155 (OP)
clearly not pic rel

>>213534155 (OP)
Nah youre just into dudes

>>213534603
Tbf she's a model. The most important thing is her face and being skinny

>>213534751
fuck off you stupid nigger I'LL KILL YOU

>>213534883
>Waits until he sticks it in to do something
Women are such retarded whores

Gross

>>213534923
>her face

>>213534963
I'm more impressed by the "fully clothed to insertion" in under 20 seconds with a struggling victim.

>>213534292
I M A G I N E

>>213534987
Yes

>>213534603
Unhealthy lack of fat and muscle mass. Malnourished, underfed, anorexic. Look at the boney ass on that slopehead. Genuinely disturbing to the point it looks fake at first. What were they thinking? Was it chutzpah? Or hubris?

>>213534883
>Wrong answer.
That's p. hot.

>>213534155 (OP)

>>213534155 (OP)

>>213535017
She's cute.

>>213534155 (OP)
give me a name!

>>213534329
I had this on VHS and jacked off to this scene an inordinate number of times.

>>213535530
based, she was hot

>>213534636
I came buckets to this.

>>213536569
big if real

>>213535047
american?

>>213536592
Lesbians are so hot. Especially after so much tension was building for so many episodes. I was fanboying so hard for them to ship.

>>213536678
>sirry americerns and dar ruv fur tits and ass

>>213534155 (OP)
What fell flat here? My dick after busting a fat load? She's fucking hot.

>>213535017
>>213535237
>t, blind men

>>213536592
Autism test: maintain eye contact for 20 seconds

>>213534155 (OP)
Give me the next Resident Evil reboot and she's my Jill Jalentine. She has Julia Voth vibes.

>>213536911
kek imagine being so american that the sight of a non-obese person scares you

>>213535003
Have you never been so hard that you could have just popped through your pants and through another layer of fabric if you just moved a bit differently?

>>213534759
Who the fuck ever thinks like that?

>>213535584
Tummy.

>>213534603
Ruthlessly mogged by the extra walking by.

>>213536678
>>213537222
You don't fit in, kike lover.

>>213535125
Good choice. Stripping scenes were okay, but this scene missed the mark.

>>213537459
>being so mad you just randomly click on post numbers

>>213534603
oof... we have a winner. I doubt there's competition against this mess

>>213537209
There's a difference between "non-obese" and "a fucking twig".

>>213534155 (OP)
is it weird that i find the front of her lower ody sexier than her ass?, its a nice ass tho.
>>213534603
>egg head
>no curves
>flat as fuck
>unexistant acting skills
im still figuring out why she is famous.

>>213534923
No.

>>213534155 (OP)

>>213537926
>im still figuring out why she is famous
Don't make me tap the early life section.

>>213534603
came here to post this, this is the correct answer

>>213534883
I can't believe that woman has an acting career

>>213535159
What was Harvey thinking?

>>213538009
just being a jew doesnt get you roles
she clearly sucked off a bunch of producers

>>213534963
it's actually based because the maleoid is at his second most vulnerable and distracted at that point. first being during the climax, but that's a small window so it's more risky.

>>213537988
name

>>213534603
yeah it doesn't get worse than that

>>213534587
you could try being straight and male with more than an ounce of testosterone.

>>213534329
Everyone wonders where this movie fits with Cameron's others. I think this movie is the same as The Abyss: a practice film for testing new CGI. You just didn't realise the CGI they were testing was digital willy removal. You hear Cameron talking about how pissed he was that they couldn't fully remove Robert Patrick's cock during the commentary for T2. So this movie tested new DWR with Jamie Lee Curtis. You be the judge whether they did a good job.

talk about falling "flat"

>>213538227
Sherry Lee Watson

>>213538737
>hurr trannies
kill yourself, seriously

>>213534636
Am I to believe she got her pregnant by fingering her? Who wrote this slop?

>>213538161
Cope. She was into it until it was too small

>>213538783
Whoa there homo. Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite, not some mentally unstable tranny. She actually was born that way, unlike you freak.

>>213535125
Yeah... Out of all the softcore R rated sex scenes I've seen over the years this is maybe the worst one ever. Unless one wants to count the dim lit body double bait and switch fake scenes.
but other wise? Just terrible to the point I have to wonder if it was deliberately made to look stupid VS hot.. Being everything else in the film is her just being hot.

>>213538936

>>213534155 (OP)
It’s turkey time in Gigli 2003 is at least top 5 worst most cringe scenes ever made

>>213534636
Eww, imagine getting fingered by Bella Ramsey's greasy finger. God knows what she's been touching before. Disgusting!

Scarlett Johansson in lost in translation is a bit of both to me. Her underwear butt scene is kind of hot but at the same time the way she looks isn’t really that hot

>>213535584
he should have raped her

>>213539377
she has an eating disorder

>>213538697
Ironically only actor or actress to actually live in a castle cast as the only main character that doesn't live in a castle.

>>213534636
Reminder this scene was unsimulated.

>>213534292
fpbp

>>213534155 (OP)
CRUST

>>213539535
I hope Bella used protection. Wouldn't want a pregnancy scare

>>213534677
I fucking loved this film. I never got the joint joke until I was like 20 lol (I live in a white country)

>>213538758
She’s perfect though anon, are you retarded?

>>213534155 (OP)
>ITT: "sexy" scenes that felt fat

>The White Lotus, Season One
>Alexandra Daddario unveils her bikini body in front of Sydney Sweeney
>Their jaws drop in awe of that narrow-hipped demon-eyed tranny
Not arsed clipping it but I win the thread

>>213534155 (OP)
It moved.

>>213539493
She makes it work in that scene. Maybe because it's juxtaposed with her fat friend hanging out by the pool

>>213537988
Is he playing a virgin who's never watched porn or seen a woman in his life before that moment?

"Sexy" underwear is so fucking overrated because of shit movies like this. You're just going to take them off of her anyway.

>>213538158
But there are plenty of hotter Jewish actresses willing to put out who don't make it so big.

Probably any of the showgirls sex scenes

>>213538048
*had

>>213543041
I'd figure it has more to do with the woman making it so obvious that she wants you. Not that I would know, haha.

>>213534883
She is such a terrible actor

>>213534329
This still gets me rock hard. Tummy sets off my neurons like nitroglycerin.

>>213534155 (OP)
She could gestate at least 3 humans at once comfortably.

>>213535159
what model fridge is this?

>>213534603
Disgusting

>>213534155 (OP)
works for me

>>213534155 (OP)
Find a hole to lay down in and wait for someone to come cover you up, you're already dead.

>>213546778

>>213538697
This is what I waited for the moment I saw her the first time

>>213534329
She's so fucking unsexy and gross. Holy shit. OP was wrong as hell, but this shit makes my stomach turn.

>>213543041
>Sexy" underwear is so fucking overrated because of shit movies like this. You're just going to take them off of her anyway.
I can tell you've never made a woman cum just from this sentence.

>>213538161
>maleoid
Tranny or ugly unlovable foid. Call it

>>213538650

>>213534603
humiliation ritual

>>213538826
Ellie had some plant zombie virus on her fingers and that's what's growing in moner's womb. It'll all be revealed next season.

>>213534329
i was watching true lies for the first time on VHS as a kid and my dad walked in during this scene, got mad and fast forwarded it to the end of the scene. Her face is so fucked up to me that even as a kid full of hormones I had zero sexual interest in her.

>>213534677
this is fine for a comedy

>>213534329
i bet this looks even worse with the 4k AI upscale remaster they released last year

>>213535159
yall are gay af. she looks great on the left

>>213543047
didnt suck the right penises

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>>213534722
My sister looks like this now she’s lost a ton of weight. I’m encouraging her to get boob and butt implants.

>>213534603
Came here to post this

>>213534329
Day 2 of nofap.
Not doing anything for me.

>>213534603
Post the uncropped one.
There are like 2 or 3 other women just standing there with a fatter ass.
She's mogged in her own fucking slowmo shot

>>213534155 (OP)
Who?

>>213534155 (OP)

>>213537149
>Autism test: maintain eye contact for 20 seconds
Very difficult, since she is not even looking at the camera.

>>213534603
Gaza Diet FTW

>>213534155 (OP)
The entire film only provided 3 seconds of naked boobs

>>213534603
lmaoing @ the incel horde replying to this
you'd beg her to spit on you

>>213549343
>no ryan kiera armstrong
>no ever anderson
>no anniston and tinsley price
nah, fuck you

>>213534155 (OP)
More like ROSE ERECT

>>213534603
I am convinced this was a Mossad op

>>213552052
That would be so gross haha

>>213535017
ugly jew.

>>213534603
No fucking way the director wasn't gay and/or a woman

>>213534603
didn't watch this episode of he-man

>>213534603
Ugly Jew.

>>213534883
She should've been raped and murdered in real life.

>>213535017
Worst actor of all time.

>>213535159
mentally ill, Red Sparrow is the best she's ever looked

>>213534603
Damn she on that Palestine diet

>>213534603
This probably goes hard for Catholic priests, they hardly ever get movies lingering on the bodies of ten-year-old boys like this

>>213540174
No u

>>213534677
WHADDAYA SAY THERRRRRRRE

>>213534677
I really like that scene.

>>213534155 (OP)
Doesn't look flat to me

>>213553289
several other npcs already made similar jokes

>>213535159
Some of you anons are so fucking gay, I swear. Left pic is pure white trash sexo. If you guys weren’t always so insecure about getting rejected and pointing pointy elbows you might actually get laid.

>>213552583
>>213553148
Stfu homo. She has good jeans

>>213534603

>>213538826
>>213547485
Moner was already pregnant by a few months from Jessie, her ex-boyfriend. Are you stupid?

>>213539535
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/aXPadccR95wFHvjtwLgftw/
Very sane

>>213539535
>got molested by hollywood when she was young so becomes a dyke
Classic.

>>213540174
>No ass no tits average face no hips fridge body fat arms

Just say you are ugly anon.

>>213534603
The one other woman in this webm mogs her so hard it's insane

>>213554038
Retard

>>213537417
kek

>>213536869
bait

>>213539535
Literally nothing here suggests it was unsimulated. Are you stupid?

>>213534603
the unrelatless hate of Gadot on /tv/ makes me convinced this site is filled to the brink with subhuman Mudslim shitskins. There are like 50 actresses who are as painfully mediocre as her but she gets unproportional amount of hate whenever her name is mentioned, shes barely in any movies anymore ffs.

>>213535237
Chris Pine is a semetic slayer.
I kneel.

>>213539535
>comfortability

>>213534636
That is how you become a dad, virgins!

>>213554546
>Oy vey! Why don't you like her? You some kinda terrorist?
Take a tumble down some stairs rabbi.

>>213534155 (OP)
Are you a faggot? I mean not as the insult, but you must be a shaft muncher if you don't find that woman sexy.

Fag

>>213539377
>>213539493

>>213534603
Wtf is that

>>213556474
The sexiest Jew that every lived according to Jews.

>>213554002
>good jeans
>ugly kike

>>213554546
Cope

>>213534155 (OP)
DAMN

>>213555150
>Take a tumble down some stairs rabbi.
As someone who doesn't have a strong opinion on this kind of stuff one way or another, this kind of humor is so much more genuinely funny and relatable especially compared to this >>213554546 wall of seething, desperate text

>>213539535
>this kills the monerfag

>>213534155 (OP)
only brown "people" are attracted to "sexy," slutty lardasses. Pic related is what high iq men like.

>>213556943
samefag

>>213534677
>Undercover Brother and the henchman chilling while the chicks fight

>>213534292
/thread

>>213534677
based film that clowned on blacks and whites pretty equally

>>213554090
unironic actual humiliation ritual

>>213534603
LMAO
/thread

>Ohh Mark, is that a Bic or are you just happy to see me?

>>213534155 (OP)
sluttiness, thongs and fat asses are not attractive, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>213553148
me on the far upper right

>>213535017
Why does "god's chosen people" all act and look like demons?

>>213537926
>is it weird that i find the front of her lower body [where her vagina is] sexier than her ass?

>>213558112
They fail to mention that their god is actually satan

>>213553334
Look at this heeb and laugh at how desperately he tried shoehorning in something about muh priests.

>>213534292
This is the perfect example of having a 10/10 body with a 1/10 head. Just proves you need a bit of both.

>>213534155 (OP)
that bitch is fucking hot, i wanna know what she sounds like when she chokes on a 6x6 pepperoni

>>213555029
She's a dad now.

>>213534155 (OP)
Name?

>>213534155 (OP)
I hate it when my sister does that

>>213534965
Looks like a guy with a boner is standing next to her.

>>213536869
Please kys

>>213554025
are you too reddit to get what he is saying you pitiful faggot?

>>213562506
So let me lget this straight.
You litereally want me to kill myelf because I find 2 women having some sexytime hot AF?
Show logic and working, incel.

>>213554546
fucking end thineself judenschwein. The normies are starting to notice you and soon comes another purge... tick tock

>>213534329
>boomers thought this is a sex symbol

>>213535017
>here's that famous model I was tellin you about

>>213562599
Go worship ugly women on twitter or reddit where you might get that updoot you are looking for with your weak ass opinions ESL

>>213534329
The one time James Cameron missed.

>>213563178
lmao ok fascist

>>213558029
You suffer from fagginess, son

The Keira Knightley one. You know the one.

>>213563210
no, the movie is great

>>213534883
She should have taken her shoes off and show him her feet for an instant cockblock.

>>213549452
is she cute? can i see her?

>>213534155 (OP)
bro what shes mad hot

>>213549327
>no christina hendricks

>>213534155 (OP)
I don't know, she looks really sexy to me. I like the lingerie and her body is really hot.

>>213534883
This is what women actually believe.

>>213534155 (OP)
looks like Priscilla Huggins but I'm not 100% sure

>>213534636
bruh

>>213534155 (OP)
who is this

>>213534603
lmao

>>213566112
gib cuban gf now!