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Anonymous No.213534155 >>213534371 >>213534789 >>213534872 >>213534910 >>213535125 >>213535159 >>213535302 >>213537102 >>213537160 >>213537926 >>213537988 >>213539428 >>213539574 >>213540238 >>213542635 >>213544039 >>213545583 >>213546778 >>213550827 >>213550847 >>213551346 >>213552500 >>213553678 >>213555174 >>213556749 >>213557022 >>213558029 >>213558401 >>213560906 >>213562283 >>213564114 >>213564607 >>213565131 >>213566059
ITT: β€œsexy” scenes that fell flat
Anonymous No.213534292 >>213534329 >>213535005 >>213539557 >>213557447 >>213558342
Anonymous No.213534329 >>213534536 >>213535530 >>213538737 >>213543509 >>213546870 >>213547490 >>213548173 >>213550777 >>213562974 >>213563210
>>213534292
i think that was meant to be funny and it happened to end up sexy
Anonymous No.213534371 >>213534759
>>213534155 (OP)
Why do you virgins complain about her? She's hot
Anonymous No.213534536
>>213534329
She raped her son so bad he became a tranny
Anonymous No.213534587 >>213538696
women trying to look sexy and seductive just comes across as cringey when you have a limp dick and no libido
Anonymous No.213534603 >>213534614 >>213534722 >>213534923 >>213535047 >>213537417 >>213537642 >>213537926 >>213538014 >>213538650 >>213544977 >>213547184 >>213549452 >>213550137 >>213550804 >>213550993 >>213552052 >>213552523 >>213552701 >>213553076 >>213553148 >>213553289 >>213553334 >>213554011 >>213554058 >>213554546 >>213556474 >>213557515 >>213566112
Anonymous No.213534614
>>213534603
lmaooooooooo wtf
Anonymous No.213534636 >>213534656 >>213536569 >>213538826 >>213539467 >>213539535 >>213555029 >>213565269
Anonymous No.213534656
>>213534636
I've got a moner boner
Anonymous No.213534677 >>213534732 >>213539637 >>213548153 >>213553507 >>213553649 >>213557288 >>213557484
Anonymous No.213534722 >>213549452
>>213534603
daaaaaaaamn girl!
Anonymous No.213534732
>>213534677
kino flick, nice dolly zoom
Anonymous No.213534751 >>213534843 >>213534928
"Fell flat" haha
Anonymous No.213534759 >>213537354
>>213534371
they are a bunch of faggots or are brainwashed nigger lovers and dont like her because she doesnt have a giant nigger ass
Anonymous No.213534789
>>213534155 (OP)
OP are you gay?
Anonymous No.213534843
>>213534751
delete this
Anonymous No.213534872
>>213534155 (OP)
clearly not pic rel
Anonymous No.213534883 >>213534963 >>213535091 >>213538048 >>213543397 >>213553170 >>213563783 >>213565078
Anonymous No.213534910
>>213534155 (OP)
Nah youre just into dudes
Anonymous No.213534923 >>213534987 >>213537955
>>213534603
Tbf she's a model. The most important thing is her face and being skinny
Anonymous No.213534928
>>213534751
fuck off you stupid nigger I'LL KILL YOU
Anonymous No.213534963 >>213535003 >>213538161
>>213534883
>Waits until he sticks it in to do something
Women are such retarded whores
Anonymous No.213534965 >>213562453
Gross
Anonymous No.213534987 >>213535017
>>213534923
>her face
Anonymous No.213535003 >>213537222
>>213534963
I'm more impressed by the "fully clothed to insertion" in under 20 seconds with a struggling victim.
Anonymous No.213535005
>>213534292
I M A G I N E
Anonymous No.213535017 >>213535237 >>213537131 >>213552583 >>213553183 >>213558112 >>213563040
>>213534987
Yes
Anonymous No.213535047 >>213536678
>>213534603
Unhealthy lack of fat and muscle mass. Malnourished, underfed, anorexic. Look at the boney ass on that slopehead. Genuinely disturbing to the point it looks fake at first. What were they thinking? Was it chutzpah? Or hubris?
Anonymous No.213535091
>>213534883
>Wrong answer.
That's p. hot.
Anonymous No.213535125 >>213537466 >>213538982
>>213534155 (OP)
Anonymous No.213535159 >>213538136 >>213544891 >>213548177 >>213553184 >>213553809
>>213534155 (OP)
Anonymous No.213535237 >>213537131 >>213554746
>>213535017
She's cute.
Anonymous No.213535302
>>213534155 (OP)
give me a name!
Anonymous No.213535530 >>213535584
>>213534329
I had this on VHS and jacked off to this scene an inordinate number of times.
Anonymous No.213535584 >>213537399 >>213539488
>>213535530
based, she was hot
Anonymous No.213536569 >>213536592
>>213534636
I came buckets to this.
Anonymous No.213536592 >>213536869 >>213537149
>>213536569
big if real
Anonymous No.213536678 >>213536911 >>213537459
>>213535047
american?
Anonymous No.213536869 >>213554209 >>213562506
>>213536592
Lesbians are so hot. Especially after so much tension was building for so many episodes. I was fanboying so hard for them to ship.
Anonymous No.213536911 >>213537209
>>213536678
>sirry americerns and dar ruv fur tits and ass
Anonymous No.213537102
>>213534155 (OP)
What fell flat here? My dick after busting a fat load? She's fucking hot.
Anonymous No.213537131
>>213535017
>>213535237
>t, blind men
Anonymous No.213537149 >>213550938
>>213536592
Autism test: maintain eye contact for 20 seconds
Anonymous No.213537160
>>213534155 (OP)
Give me the next Resident Evil reboot and she's my Jill Jalentine. She has Julia Voth vibes.
Anonymous No.213537209 >>213537786
>>213536911
kek imagine being so american that the sight of a non-obese person scares you
Anonymous No.213537222 >>213537459
>>213535003
Have you never been so hard that you could have just popped through your pants and through another layer of fabric if you just moved a bit differently?
Anonymous No.213537354
>>213534759
Who the fuck ever thinks like that?
Anonymous No.213537399
>>213535584
Tummy.
Anonymous No.213537417 >>213554090
>>213534603
Ruthlessly mogged by the extra walking by.
Anonymous No.213537459 >>213537519
>>213536678
>>213537222
You don't fit in, kike lover.
Anonymous No.213537466
>>213535125
Good choice. Stripping scenes were okay, but this scene missed the mark.
Anonymous No.213537519
>>213537459
>being so mad you just randomly click on post numbers
Anonymous No.213537642
>>213534603
oof... we have a winner. I doubt there's competition against this mess
Anonymous No.213537786
>>213537209
There's a difference between "non-obese" and "a fucking twig".
Anonymous No.213537926 >>213538009 >>213558164
>>213534155 (OP)
is it weird that i find the front of her lower ody sexier than her ass?, its a nice ass tho.
>>213534603
>egg head
>no curves
>flat as fuck
>unexistant acting skills
im still figuring out why she is famous.
Anonymous No.213537955
>>213534923
No.
Anonymous No.213537988 >>213538227 >>213543041
>>213534155 (OP)
Anonymous No.213538009 >>213538158
>>213537926
>im still figuring out why she is famous
Don't make me tap the early life section.
Anonymous No.213538014
>>213534603
came here to post this, this is the correct answer
Anonymous No.213538048 >>213543303
>>213534883
I can't believe that woman has an acting career
Anonymous No.213538136
>>213535159
What was Harvey thinking?
Anonymous No.213538158 >>213543047
>>213538009
just being a jew doesnt get you roles
she clearly sucked off a bunch of producers
Anonymous No.213538161 >>213538936 >>213547021
>>213534963
it's actually based because the maleoid is at his second most vulnerable and distracted at that point. first being during the climax, but that's a small window so it's more risky.
Anonymous No.213538175
Anonymous No.213538227 >>213538763
>>213537988
name
Anonymous No.213538650 >>213547134
>>213534603
yeah it doesn't get worse than that
Anonymous No.213538696
>>213534587
you could try being straight and male with more than an ounce of testosterone.
Anonymous No.213538697 >>213539500 >>213546816
Anonymous No.213538737 >>213538783
>>213534329
Everyone wonders where this movie fits with Cameron's others. I think this movie is the same as The Abyss: a practice film for testing new CGI. You just didn't realise the CGI they were testing was digital willy removal. You hear Cameron talking about how pissed he was that they couldn't fully remove Robert Patrick's cock during the commentary for T2. So this movie tested new DWR with Jamie Lee Curtis. You be the judge whether they did a good job.
Anonymous No.213538758 >>213540174
talk about falling "flat"
Anonymous No.213538763
>>213538227
Sherry Lee Watson
Anonymous No.213538783 >>213538965
>>213538737
>hurr trannies
kill yourself, seriously
Anonymous No.213538826 >>213547485 >>213554025
>>213534636
Am I to believe she got her pregnant by fingering her? Who wrote this slop?
Anonymous No.213538936 >>213539377
>>213538161
Cope. She was into it until it was too small
Anonymous No.213538965
>>213538783
Whoa there homo. Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite, not some mentally unstable tranny. She actually was born that way, unlike you freak.
Anonymous No.213538982
>>213535125
Yeah... Out of all the softcore R rated sex scenes I've seen over the years this is maybe the worst one ever. Unless one wants to count the dim lit body double bait and switch fake scenes.
but other wise? Just terrible to the point I have to wonder if it was deliberately made to look stupid VS hot.. Being everything else in the film is her just being hot.
Anonymous No.213539377 >>213539493 >>213555198
>>213538936
Anonymous No.213539428
>>213534155 (OP)
It’s turkey time in Gigli 2003 is at least top 5 worst most cringe scenes ever made
Anonymous No.213539467
>>213534636
Eww, imagine getting fingered by Bella Ramsey's greasy finger. God knows what she's been touching before. Disgusting!
Anonymous No.213539482
Scarlett Johansson in lost in translation is a bit of both to me. Her underwear butt scene is kind of hot but at the same time the way she looks isn’t really that hot
Anonymous No.213539488
>>213535584
he should have raped her
Anonymous No.213539493 >>213542808 >>213555198
>>213539377
she has an eating disorder
Anonymous No.213539500
>>213538697
Ironically only actor or actress to actually live in a castle cast as the only main character that doesn't live in a castle.
Anonymous No.213539535 >>213539576 >>213554035 >>213554038 >>213554319 >>213554798 >>213556943
>>213534636
Reminder this scene was unsimulated.
heaven No.213539557
>>213534292
fpbp
Anonymous No.213539574
>>213534155 (OP)
CRUST
Anonymous No.213539576
>>213539535
I hope Bella used protection. Wouldn't want a pregnancy scare
Anonymous No.213539637
>>213534677
I fucking loved this film. I never got the joint joke until I was like 20 lol (I live in a white country)
Anonymous No.213540174 >>213553400 >>213554045
>>213538758
She’s perfect though anon, are you retarded?
Anonymous No.213540238
>>213534155 (OP)
>ITT: "sexy" scenes that felt fat
Anonymous No.213541445
>The White Lotus, Season One
>Alexandra Daddario unveils her bikini body in front of Sydney Sweeney
>Their jaws drop in awe of that narrow-hipped demon-eyed tranny
Not arsed clipping it but I win the thread
Anonymous No.213542635
>>213534155 (OP)
It moved.
Anonymous No.213542808
>>213539493
She makes it work in that scene. Maybe because it's juxtaposed with her fat friend hanging out by the pool
Anonymous No.213543041 >>213543368 >>213546950
>>213537988
Is he playing a virgin who's never watched porn or seen a woman in his life before that moment?

"Sexy" underwear is so fucking overrated because of shit movies like this. You're just going to take them off of her anyway.
Anonymous No.213543047 >>213549148
>>213538158
But there are plenty of hotter Jewish actresses willing to put out who don't make it so big.
Anonymous No.213543094
Probably any of the showgirls sex scenes
Anonymous No.213543303
>>213538048
*had
Anonymous No.213543368
>>213543041
I'd figure it has more to do with the woman making it so obvious that she wants you. Not that I would know, haha.
Anonymous No.213543397
>>213534883
She is such a terrible actor
Anonymous No.213543509
>>213534329
This still gets me rock hard. Tummy sets off my neurons like nitroglycerin.
Anonymous No.213544039
>>213534155 (OP)
She could gestate at least 3 humans at once comfortably.
Anonymous No.213544891
>>213535159
what model fridge is this?
Anonymous No.213544977
>>213534603
Disgusting
Anonymous No.213545583
>>213534155 (OP)
works for me
Anonymous No.213546778 >>213546813
>>213534155 (OP)
Find a hole to lay down in and wait for someone to come cover you up, you're already dead.
Anonymous No.213546813
>>213546778
Anonymous No.213546816
>>213538697
This is what I waited for the moment I saw her the first time
Anonymous No.213546870
>>213534329
She's so fucking unsexy and gross. Holy shit. OP was wrong as hell, but this shit makes my stomach turn.
Anonymous No.213546950
>>213543041
>Sexy" underwear is so fucking overrated because of shit movies like this. You're just going to take them off of her anyway.
I can tell you've never made a woman cum just from this sentence.
Anonymous No.213547021
>>213538161
>maleoid
Tranny or ugly unlovable foid. Call it
Anonymous No.213547134
>>213538650
Anonymous No.213547184
>>213534603
humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.213547485 >>213554025
>>213538826
Ellie had some plant zombie virus on her fingers and that's what's growing in moner's womb. It'll all be revealed next season.
Anonymous No.213547490
>>213534329
i was watching true lies for the first time on VHS as a kid and my dad walked in during this scene, got mad and fast forwarded it to the end of the scene. Her face is so fucked up to me that even as a kid full of hormones I had zero sexual interest in her.
Anonymous No.213548153
>>213534677
this is fine for a comedy
Anonymous No.213548173
>>213534329
i bet this looks even worse with the 4k AI upscale remaster they released last year
Anonymous No.213548177
>>213535159
yall are gay af. she looks great on the left
Anonymous No.213549148
>>213543047
didnt suck the right penises
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Anonymous No.213549452 >>213564097
>>213534603
>>213534722
My sister looks like this now she’s lost a ton of weight. I’m encouraging her to get boob and butt implants.
Anonymous No.213550137
>>213534603
Came here to post this
Anonymous No.213550777
>>213534329
Day 2 of nofap.
Not doing anything for me.
Anonymous No.213550804
>>213534603
Post the uncropped one.
There are like 2 or 3 other women just standing there with a fatter ass.
She's mogged in her own fucking slowmo shot
Anonymous No.213550827
>>213534155 (OP)
Who?
Anonymous No.213550847
>>213534155 (OP)
Anonymous No.213550938
>>213537149
>Autism test: maintain eye contact for 20 seconds
Very difficult, since she is not even looking at the camera.
Anonymous No.213550993
>>213534603
Gaza Diet FTW
Anonymous No.213551346
>>213534155 (OP)
The entire film only provided 3 seconds of naked boobs
Anonymous No.213552052 >>213552540
>>213534603
lmaoing @ the incel horde replying to this
you'd beg her to spit on you
Anonymous No.213552465
>>213549343
>no ryan kiera armstrong
>no ever anderson
>no anniston and tinsley price
nah, fuck you
Anonymous No.213552500
>>213534155 (OP)
More like ROSE ERECT
Anonymous No.213552523
>>213534603
I am convinced this was a Mossad op
Anonymous No.213552540
>>213552052
That would be so gross haha
Anonymous No.213552583 >>213554002
>>213535017
ugly jew.
Anonymous No.213552701
>>213534603
No fucking way the director wasn't gay and/or a woman
Anonymous No.213553076
>>213534603
didn't watch this episode of he-man
Anonymous No.213553148 >>213554002 >>213558074
>>213534603
Ugly Jew.
Anonymous No.213553170
>>213534883
She should've been raped and murdered in real life.
Anonymous No.213553183
>>213535017
Worst actor of all time.
Anonymous No.213553184
>>213535159
mentally ill, Red Sparrow is the best she's ever looked
Anonymous No.213553289 >>213553699
>>213534603
Damn she on that Palestine diet
Anonymous No.213553334 >>213558297
>>213534603
This probably goes hard for Catholic priests, they hardly ever get movies lingering on the bodies of ten-year-old boys like this
Anonymous No.213553400
>>213540174
No u
Anonymous No.213553507
>>213534677
WHADDAYA SAY THERRRRRRRE
Anonymous No.213553649
>>213534677
I really like that scene.
Anonymous No.213553678
>>213534155 (OP)
Doesn't look flat to me
Anonymous No.213553699
>>213553289
several other npcs already made similar jokes
Anonymous No.213553809
>>213535159
Some of you anons are so fucking gay, I swear. Left pic is pure white trash sexo. If you guys weren’t always so insecure about getting rejected and pointing pointy elbows you might actually get laid.
Anonymous No.213554002 >>213556620
>>213552583
>>213553148
Stfu homo. She has good jeans
Anonymous No.213554011
>>213534603
Anonymous No.213554025 >>213562559
>>213538826
>>213547485
Moner was already pregnant by a few months from Jessie, her ex-boyfriend. Are you stupid?
Anonymous No.213554035
>>213539535
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/aXPadccR95wFHvjtwLgftw/
Very sane
Anonymous No.213554038 >>213554064
>>213539535
>got molested by hollywood when she was young so becomes a dyke
Classic.
Anonymous No.213554045
>>213540174
>No ass no tits average face no hips fridge body fat arms

Just say you are ugly anon.
Anonymous No.213554058
>>213534603
The one other woman in this webm mogs her so hard it's insane
Anonymous No.213554064
>>213554038
Retard
Anonymous No.213554090 >>213557501
>>213537417
kek
Anonymous No.213554209
>>213536869
bait
Anonymous No.213554319
>>213539535
Literally nothing here suggests it was unsimulated. Are you stupid?
Anonymous No.213554546 >>213555150 >>213556645 >>213556900 >>213562705
>>213534603
the unrelatless hate of Gadot on /tv/ makes me convinced this site is filled to the brink with subhuman Mudslim shitskins. There are like 50 actresses who are as painfully mediocre as her but she gets unproportional amount of hate whenever her name is mentioned, shes barely in any movies anymore ffs.
Anonymous No.213554746
>>213535237
Chris Pine is a semetic slayer.
I kneel.
Anonymous No.213554798
>>213539535
>comfortability
Anonymous No.213555029 >>213559746
>>213534636
That is how you become a dad, virgins!
Anonymous No.213555150 >>213556900
>>213554546
>Oy vey! Why don't you like her? You some kinda terrorist?
Take a tumble down some stairs rabbi.
Anonymous No.213555174
>>213534155 (OP)
Are you a faggot? I mean not as the insult, but you must be a shaft muncher if you don't find that woman sexy.

Fag
Anonymous No.213555198
>>213539377
>>213539493
Anonymous No.213556474 >>213556531
>>213534603
Wtf is that
Anonymous No.213556531
>>213556474
The sexiest Jew that every lived according to Jews.
Anonymous No.213556620
>>213554002
>good jeans
>ugly kike
Anonymous No.213556645
>>213554546
Cope
Anonymous No.213556749
>>213534155 (OP)
DAMN
Anonymous No.213556900
>>213555150
>Take a tumble down some stairs rabbi.
As someone who doesn't have a strong opinion on this kind of stuff one way or another, this kind of humor is so much more genuinely funny and relatable especially compared to this >>213554546 wall of seething, desperate text
Anonymous No.213556943 >>213557189
>>213539535
>this kills the monerfag
Anonymous No.213557022
>>213534155 (OP)
only brown "people" are attracted to "sexy," slutty lardasses. Pic related is what high iq men like.
Anonymous No.213557189
>>213556943
samefag
Anonymous No.213557288
>>213534677
>Undercover Brother and the henchman chilling while the chicks fight
Anonymous No.213557447
>>213534292
/thread
Anonymous No.213557484
>>213534677
based film that clowned on blacks and whites pretty equally
Anonymous No.213557501
>>213554090
unironic actual humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.213557515
>>213534603
LMAO
/thread
Anonymous No.213557528
>Ohh Mark, is that a Bic or are you just happy to see me?
Anonymous No.213558029 >>213563299
>>213534155 (OP)
sluttiness, thongs and fat asses are not attractive, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Anonymous No.213558074
>>213553148
me on the far upper right
Anonymous No.213558112 >>213558238
>>213535017
Why does "god's chosen people" all act and look like demons?
Anonymous No.213558164
>>213537926
>is it weird that i find the front of her lower body [where her vagina is] sexier than her ass?
Anonymous No.213558238
>>213558112
They fail to mention that their god is actually satan
Anonymous No.213558297
>>213553334
Look at this heeb and laugh at how desperately he tried shoehorning in something about muh priests.
Anonymous No.213558342
>>213534292
This is the perfect example of having a 10/10 body with a 1/10 head. Just proves you need a bit of both.
Anonymous No.213558401
>>213534155 (OP)
that bitch is fucking hot, i wanna know what she sounds like when she chokes on a 6x6 pepperoni
Anonymous No.213559746
>>213555029
She's a dad now.
Anonymous No.213560906
>>213534155 (OP)
Name?
Anonymous No.213562283
>>213534155 (OP)
I hate it when my sister does that
Anonymous No.213562453
>>213534965
Looks like a guy with a boner is standing next to her.
Anonymous No.213562506 >>213562599
>>213536869
Please kys
Anonymous No.213562559
>>213554025
are you too reddit to get what he is saying you pitiful faggot?
Anonymous No.213562599 >>213563178
>>213562506
So let me lget this straight.
You litereally want me to kill myelf because I find 2 women having some sexytime hot AF?
Show logic and working, incel.
Anonymous No.213562705
>>213554546
fucking end thineself judenschwein. The normies are starting to notice you and soon comes another purge... tick tock
Anonymous No.213562974
>>213534329
>boomers thought this is a sex symbol
Anonymous No.213563040
>>213535017
>here's that famous model I was tellin you about
Anonymous No.213563178 >>213563272
>>213562599
Go worship ugly women on twitter or reddit where you might get that updoot you are looking for with your weak ass opinions ESL
Anonymous No.213563210 >>213563689
>>213534329
The one time James Cameron missed.
Anonymous No.213563272
>>213563178
lmao ok fascist
Anonymous No.213563299
>>213558029
You suffer from fagginess, son
Anonymous No.213563317
The Keira Knightley one. You know the one.
Anonymous No.213563689
>>213563210
no, the movie is great
Anonymous No.213563783
>>213534883
She should have taken her shoes off and show him her feet for an instant cockblock.
Anonymous No.213564097
>>213549452
is she cute? can i see her?
Anonymous No.213564114
>>213534155 (OP)
bro what shes mad hot
Anonymous No.213564233
>>213549327
>no christina hendricks
Anonymous No.213564607
>>213534155 (OP)
I don't know, she looks really sexy to me. I like the lingerie and her body is really hot.
Anonymous No.213565078
>>213534883
This is what women actually believe.
Anonymous No.213565131
>>213534155 (OP)
looks like Priscilla Huggins but I'm not 100% sure
Anonymous No.213565269
>>213534636
bruh
Anonymous No.213566059
>>213534155 (OP)
who is this
Anonymous No.213566112 >>213566138
>>213534603
lmao
Anonymous No.213566138
>>213566112
gib cuban gf now!