Thread 213536680

No, don't eat it

>>213536707
>why not?

no dumbass ya put it on your mantle

>>213536680 (OP)
>I ordered one food and one drink, not a paper bag and a cup.. you screwed up my order again you jackass!

>>213536680 (OP)
I’m sorry sir, we only sell hot dog buns.

>get MiChael Donald keaton to play the founder of McDonald's

hmm.

>>213536864
>"i'll take six hot dogs and six hot dog buns."
>"sorry sir, the buns only come in packs of three."

what do you do?

>>213536900
Put the rest of the hotdogs into my baked beans

>>213536874
curiously enough his name was originally Michael McDonald's Keaton, but he changed it when he started acting

>>213536959
Originally he was actually called Michael Ronald McDonald Big Mac Drive-through Keaton but he changed it before he started acting

>>213536680 (OP)
>what about second orders?

>>213536900
Order 2 packs of buns and one pack of dog.
Separate orders.

FUN FACT:Every few years local Chicago news raises hellabout the fact that hot dog buns do not contain the same amount of buns a crappy grocery store dogs.
That just prove that Chicago has absolutely zero problems.
Other than the murders and homelessness and theft and kidnapping and rape and corruption...

Why did this movie portray Keaton going to ask jews to work for him as something evil?

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>>213536959
So he doesn't use his middle name just like everyone you have ever met.

Shit,I just realized you where making a fun post.
Sorry,I hope you have a nice day.
Here is a picture of a fat cat.

>>213537081
To make you tired enough to not interact with others.

>>213537109
Is this the white line for hamburgers?

>>213536959
he's also a distant relative of the McDonald's brothers, hence the middle name. however when his acting career took off he changed it, in order to avoid confusing him with the popular restaurant chain founded by Ray Kroc.

>>213537109
>is this the service entrance?

What was the best Steve Jobs film? Only seen Pirates of Silicon Valley.

how do i pay for this food?

What the fuck is this? I ordered a box of milk and a piece of cake.

>>213537109
>why aren't you getting my food?

>>213537543
>they come in pints?

>>213537109
Is this the line for fried chicken and collard greens?

>>213536784
lol

Do have Scottish food? The sign says McDonagals…

Welcome to McDicks. Can I get you a Dickhole or maybe some McDick Cheese?

Did you know that everyone from Pittsburgh is born with a photographic memory of everyone who has ever been famous from Pittsburgh? RIP Mac.

Ray was kind of a dick (not to be confused with Dick McDonald).

Hey little girl, you want my pickle?

>>213536680 (OP)
>Sir, there's a line bigger than your mother's ass, can you please take your fucking order and fucking get the fucking out of fucking here? Fuck

>>213538726
>On July 18, 1984, a man named James Huberty walked into a McDonald’s restaurant in San Ysidro, California, killing 21 people including an 8-month-old baby boy.

>>213537109
>Cotton? I pick it? Like, with my hands?

How would he react to this?

>>213539333
>i catch the fish?

>>213539333
For my wife?

>>213539287
>how do I eat these potaters without chop sticks? No free butter? Fuck this place.