Thread 213536818

if this going to be as good as Barbarian?

Just left the theater 10 minutes ago
It had more wkuk DNA in it than I ever thought it would. It was hilarious

>it's another evil witch abducts children movie
yawn

>what happened to the children?
>exactly what you would think

whos this qt

>>213537141
>scene of the cop fucking her in imax

Barbarian sucked

>>213537232

ive seen her before havent i, like Mckennas big sis in Ghostbusters, or something

>>213537141
Certified fuckbunny

>>213537141
>we need a femcel

>>213537232
>>213537302
>>213537327


daily reminder Kstew started this hot hair style

Barbarian is better. Maybe I'm horror jaded at this point but weapons was underwhelming.

>>213537141
she was in this movie which i found similar to Wake in Fright although there is a clear dose of femenism in it and i understand why for some it would be a put off
i thought it wasn't too bad personally tho

>>213537416
I would pay good money to watch those two have sex with each other mmhmm

why didnt he just let her talk to him?

>>213537416

no its Ozark, thats where i remember her

oh no...

>>213537877
completely immersion breaking, that's way higher than the last high score
what the fuck were they thinking?

>>213537877
Leftist trash: the film

Barbarian sucked, so that's a low bar

>>213537877
i don't get it
school shooting?
but it's a fucking witch and the kids end up alive, the people who die are in fact only adults

>>213538193
He's literally me

>>213538272
gay?

>>213537141
justin timberlake in drag

>>213538308
A fan of carrots
A carrotfan if you will

>>213538245
It's obviously meant to evoke that reaction from the context of missing kids from a public school. But I think the actual reason is Archer is subconsciously aware of what the spell did to people. It weaponizes them. He's a parent to a kid in a public school in the United States and he'd know what an AR-15 is and would subconsciously think of one given the context and mental strain he was experiencing.

>>213537232

its literally just 5 thrusts

this fucking piece of shit dad who has his 5 year old watching this movie

i thought movie theaters were more strict now not allowing kids into rated r filmes

>>213538511
Are you sure they're not like 11 or something
It's a pretty light R

>>213538619

it sounds like a fucking little baby complaining about something

That ending fucking rules, as soon as Gladys hears those kids running up the basement stairs and panics you know exactly what's coming and the movie fucking delivers, those kids rip her apart like she's full of candy. I might have cheered

>>213538825
hell yeah shit was awesome

Is the villain trans coded?

>>213538825
It's satisfying to get to watch pure evil be so utterly fucking destroyed. More movies should do it.

>>213538915
Sounds like a schizoshit
I don't think the movie has anything to say about sexuality. Marcus was openly gay and very concerned about the kids and doing the right thing.

whats with the recurring coke motif?

there was no need for cop's sequence
half of it was just replay of girls, then it was replayed by junkie
they could've just cut that 10 minutes and movie would've been better for it
also I didnt care about nightmare scenes, especially when they did it 2nd time for Brolin because at this point you know its a dream sequence and doesnt matter but I guess the first half would have no action otherwise

her voice sounds familiar

>>213538915
No, if anything she's Witch-coded, as in the Witches from the film The Witches based on the children's book The Witches.

I was so certain that the girl narrating the film was gonna be gladys using her magic to turn herself back into a child after taking the lifeforce of everyone in the town

>>213539091

HOLY FUCK YES, ITS HER

>>213537877
symbolism this heavy-handed with no payoff was bizarre, enjoyed the flick overall tho

>>213537569
Becasue the mean evil witch was going to kill his parents if he told anyone about her.

>>213538350
go back to /opgen/ on /a/

>>213539077
Introducing him as a loose cannon retard willing to do shit like assault people, turn off his body cam, ignore procedure, and piss off his boss/father in law made it plausible that he could disappear by doing some shady shit with a junkie he'd assaulted and no one notice or care at first.

So like
how did the kids help with her sickness

>>213536992
every victim end up lobotomized
>>213537141
Ruth Langmore

>>213538052
Looks like this is the only scare

>>213538825
Why would you spoiler the fact that the evil witch gets torn apart by the people she's controlling? That's what always happens to evil spellcasters when their hold is broken.

>>213536818 (OP)
It is as good as Barbarian, that is, not that much really

>>213536818 (OP)
I just saw it

>>213538402
Imagine lasting that long complete bullshit took me out of the movie

>>213539740
>>213539753
It is one of the movies i've ever seen
Certainly one
You can skip the police officer, the druggie and most part of the kid's story completely and doesn't change anything. Just as Longlegs, these films seem to be written by ChatGPT or something. There's no payoff for several setups and several minutes of the running time.

>>213539342
Presumably she was stealing their lifeforce. The two people under her influence the longest were the parents and the ending mentions that they had to be institutionalized, while some of the children are learning to speak, so at a guess the longer you're under her influence the more of your life she could steal. Marcus seems none the worse for wear and was under for a couple of minutes at most?
>>213539358
Not all of them it seems.
>>213539721
Dunno, wasn't sure how much people cared about spoilers.

>>213536818 (OP)
So why didn't the witch lady control the little boy? From what I gather
>she moves in with the kid's parents
>her plan is to just take over the parents because she thinks it'll heal her
>only when that fails does she think to mind control the kids at the school
So why not mind control the kid right away along with the parents? I thought the movie was gonna have some sort of twist like the kid's immune to it somehow, or that she doesn't wanna mind control the kid cause she wants him to be her student, but nothing like that happened

>>213539342
>>213539799
The movie had multiple scenes talking about parasites, tapeworms and cordyceps, you're dumber than YouTube comments

whats next for her?

>>213539850
She stole the mom's mom's lifeforce too

>>213538402
5 more than anyone here

>>213538825
>Everyone just minding their own business as an old lady rushes into their homes then 17 kids just go through like a pack of dogs
>The pov shot of the girl chasing her
So fucking good

>>213540451
>>213538825
He can do comedy. Shrimple as

>>213539850
He helped her, she had no reason to hurt him. And feeding soup to 20 kids is a pain in the ass.

this movie has M Night Shamalan vibes, fr

>>213537141
That date scene with the cop fucked me up. All I want is a pretty girl that excited to see me.

>>213539850
Same reason vampires have familiars

>>213538335
Sexy

>>213538825
The theater was losing its shit at the end when I watched

Why are nonlinear movies so good. Never seen a bad one except for memento.

>>213538193
>>213539374
Do you think the weaponized are conscious the whole time
Bro didn't deserve that

>>213540799
>>213540769
She was peelin for him

>>213536818 (OP)
>moist hated it

It's overhyped

>>213539077
The non linear storytelling didn't work at all for me. Every switch in narrator involved a 5-10 minutes of recap from a different vantage that contributed nothing

>>213540799
>qt gets all giggly around me
>gets me drunk
>has enthusiastic sex with me
>puts me out of my fucking misery afterward
He had the perfect character arc

>>213540948
i was wondering about that myself
some here have said that the witch needed a chapter of their own (and from what I hear, she had one but they cut it to avoid explaining the midichlorines and leave her origin more mysterious and ambiguous), but I would have liked to have seen a chapter about one of the weaponized as it's happening to them
but they would have to do it really well and come up with interesting and coherent pieces of the experience or else it wouldn't be good
i just want to satisfy my curiousity of what they were going through and realistically what are their chances of recovery

>>213540799
this was a great scene because he didn't even flinch
it really drives home that whatever else is going on inside the weaponized, they are relentless and single-minded

>>213536818 (OP)
barbarian was fucking garbage

>>213541101
The parents getting 'activated' and trying to bust down the doors was legit terrifying and the best zombie acting in a long long time

>>213540948
I was very concerned about an issue thats glossed over Why did his husband make that many hot dogs god damn

>>213541117
Only the creepy stranger at your Airbnb is relatable

>>213536818 (OP)
What an outrageously overhyped movie. I mean the only person that cared about finding those kids was Josh Brolin and he was barely convincing. I mean his big discovery to crack the case…wow, no one at the police department could have figured that out? I mean way to make the villain have to do zero work. Very lazy. Even the exposition dump to start it took me out of it. It was entertaining, sure, but it’s about a 77 on rotten for me. Last third leaned too much into comedy and was goofy.

>>213537877
Our theater started laughing at this scene

this is literally /tv/'s dream

>>213541141
Benedict Wong is a big boy

great movie gotta go into it blind

Why’d she send the rabid Asian man to Naruto run after ruthie, just wait till she breaks into your house and shoot her.

>>213541317
Watching something blind is a significantly worse experience than reading the plot points beforehand

>>213541342
Needed to kill him because he wanted a meeting with the parents and she figured she could kill two birds with one stone.

>>213541246
Its an eat or be eaten type of world

>>213541194
I enjoyed the movie but I agree with you that there was not nearly enough effort from the townspeople to find those kids. It took Brolin to visit literally one other household to be able to find where they all went? It needed more time spent on that, especially considering the cop was barely a factor by the end and didn't need a whole chapter dedicated to him

>>213539342
Was she going to leave them in the basement until their bodies starve to death or cast a final spell before she left.

>>213536818 (OP)

ITS FUCKING UP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTejjm8P25E

>>213536818 (OP)
Its literally long legs all over again

Weapons is lame now, look at the post

>>213537992
It's a mislead.

There's obvious school shooting imagery, but the evil is really a tranny grooming a young boy.

>>213541461
Probably gonna siphon their life force then skip town. She did tell her nephew they're leaving that day. Was probably gonna use him to easily snatch more kids in other places

>>213538825

but what exactly is the evil doing?

she made kids run to her basement and then feed them...why?

shes not eating them, shes not abusing them, whats the point of her witch powers?

even BlackPhone did a much better insinuation of what was happening to the kids, even without showing it

>>213538825
>I might have cheered
I did along with everyone else in the theater. The moment I saw the kid take the stick, I knew some funny shit was going to happen.

>>213541141
AIDS causes rapid weight loss

>>213541401
It just seemed like one of the first questions they would have asked, “where are these kids running to?” And the psychological impact on the town would have been substantial and we didn’t see that. I mean we only met one other parent besides Brolin. The world building was lacking to say it was a 96 or whatever it got.

>>213540558
He couldn't do horror unfortunately. The end sequence was the only part that wasn't shit

Triangle. Triangles are pyramids

>>213537141
She's getting old, which one of you anons are gonna be the better man and step up?

>>213541366
nope plot points ruin the experience

>>213541597
?? she had visibly regrown hair by her final scenes, from early on you could make a guess that she was siphoning their life force or something similar with how vampire-esque her whole character was

>>213541194
>Last third leaned too much into comedy and was goofy.
Brolin going from punching, to kicking and eventually throwing the crackhead multiple times felt like a genuine Naked Gun bit.

>>213539753

i did too, i was posting this thread while watching,

and the results are in, its not anywhere close to Barbarian and im 100% still saying this direct/writer just went full Shamalan, its that same hype-expectations to PG-13 related horror let down.

>>213541601
Another anon said it before but it really is nice to see the villain just get completely bfto in a movie like this. Really satisfying

>>213541533
The true evil was parental rights. If only the cunty dyke was allowed to invade her students lives then everything would be fine

>>213541614
>Brolin was trying to figure stuff out
>Woman says she doesnt wanna share her cam footage
>Waits til the man come home and does get the footage
The lesson is women and cops are uselss

>>213541658
And just to further elaborate she definitely had dialogue that was implying the 2 parent puppets weren't enough and she needed something more to help with her 'sickness'. Like cmon there's definitely stuff to complain about this movie but this isn't one of them

>>213536818 (OP)
my favorite horror movie of the 2020s

the witch being ripped apart by the kids makes this a slop movie without horror

evil witch should have won, would have been better instead of giving normoids catharsis

>>213541194

gee i wonder why...

also to find out at the end his kid was the piece of shit bully to the other kid, lol

Wonder if it's as good as sinister

>>213541760
Based on your previous posts I honestly wouldn't take your opinion on anything seriously. You don't seem to pay attention to the screen much

>>213537398
opposite. daw weapons, loved it. then went to see barbarian because I didn't see it - underwhelmed compared to weapons

>>213541732
Zero motivation for her not help. Also, you tell me some Karen wouldn’t be blowing up her congressman that the police department isn’t doing enough? Like I said. The town made it very easy for the crime to happen. Hard to take it seriously at times.

>>213541132

>legit terrifying and the best zombie acting in a long long time

you must be 18 years old to post here.

there was some creepy scenes and good jump scares, but them getting activated at the very end wasnt it, by that point it was already full blown ridiculous Evil Dead Rise-y

>>213541801
that was my first post itt retard

>>213541317

i did when i made this thread, not great, at all compared to Barbarian or Hereditary

What a dumb title
>the people are weapons!!!
How are they different from any other possesed in any other movie?

hereditary is still the best movie about the occult

unlike this comedy slop it doesnt pussy out of letting evil win

>>213541822
Imagine having a tantrum over someone's opinion and saying you're the mature one lmao
Embarrassing

Brainlet here, how was little alex able to activate all his classmates when he only grabbed one strand of hair?? Is he a powerful warlock??

>>213541863
Did you mean rosemarys baby

>>213541660
I think they realized they didn’t have a good thriller/horror by the end and thought some cheap laughs to wrap it up would save it.

>>213541655
This is scientifically wrong. Enjoyment of something increases exponentially the more you know about it.

>>213541690
>but it really is nice to see the villain just get completely bfto in a movie like this. Really satisfying
Same. I was expecting her to win or pass her soul onto the kid or some shit, but no, she gets absolutely decimated in the funniest way possible and it was great.

>>213537877

so what the fuck was even the point of this imagery?

there's no call back, theres no tie in, wtf?

>>213541859
it's the director being cheeky about "guns dont kill people, people kill people"

>>213541906

Grow up, you sound like a fucking redditor

>>213539791
what's with modern audiences, including many of you autistic losers, constantly needing everything spoon-fed, over-explained, and neatly wrapped up?

>>213541488

uhhhhhhh WHAT? what the fuck am i missing?

theres no fucking way this movie is some ground breaking movie

this is like that TALK TO ME bullshit all over again

>>213541597
She flat out says she needs them to get better. She is very clearly slowly sucking their life force or soul or whatever you want to call it. Compare to how she looked at the beginning towards the end of the film, she was getting less sick looking.

This is implied even more by the fact that even after she died, all the people who had been under her spell still were still zombie-like(with the exception of Matthews dad, because he was only under control for like 10 minutes.)

I swear you zooms zooms need like 30 minutes of villain exposition to understand motivations.

>>213539850
media literacy is dead

>>213541906
nah, it was lame. you are a normie

>>213541963

They're not zombies

Are you fucking rretarded

>>213536818 (OP)
>camrip up
>no webms itt
smdh. i know you're all phoneposting zoomers but come on now.

>>213541976
actually, they are

zombies being living undead is a wrong, modern take

>>213540973
>it was okay when pulp fiction did it though because it it it just was okay?!

>>213541951
>>213541966

>>213541488
literally a citizen kane of movies

>>213541078
That's what imagination is for. Do people seriously not have imagination anymore?

>>213542003

davinci appears to have removed the ability to choose manual bitrate with the newest version relaesed last night, so im going to have to uninstall and reinstall the older version.

i wanted to make a few while watching just now

>>213541194
post top 3 horror movies

>>213542060
deadstream
dashcam
leaving dc

>>213541366
this is objectively false and anyone who thinks this should frankly not be allowed to consume media if not outright tortured to death

>>213542084
t. m night sharmalayham
if your movie needs tweeeests to be good then sorry it sucks
maybe once you grow up you'll figure it out :))))

>Witch shows up at Alex's house
>Witch is sick
>Extra scene of witch being extra sick and throwing up
>Witch tells Alex that his parents were supposed to make her not sick but it's not working
>Witch tells Alex to get his classmates and that might make her not sick
>Alex helps witch collect his classmates
>Every scene after that point in the story the witch is much more energetic
>Never acts sick again for the rest of the movie after taking the kids
>Even has a little bit more hair at the end of the movie than she does at the beginning when she was sick
>"I DON'T GET IT WHY DID SHE EVEN TAKE ALL THE KIDS"

>>213541891
He just can, ok? But also how does the witch tell the weaponized what to do when it isn’t just outright strangling a target, like she has to have some real connection to get them to do fork stabs.

>>213541859
gain media literacy
>>213541863
go back to rėddit

>>213539969
Being my wife. Inshallah.

>>213542004
I'd say they're more mind controlled similar to the mushroom that takes over the ant

Was it freemason

>>213541863
literally every horror movie lets evil win or at least survive because it sets up the sequel

>>213542060
Pick any three and they were better than this knee slapper of a movie. I mean the kids chasing her at the end was SNL skit. Has the bar lowered that much that people think this is a masterpiece?

this is just because im autistic but something about how methodical the witch's magic is was really satisfying for me. you can piece together how everything logically interacts by connecting the various bits from spells you see. And I like her carting around a sinister houseplant that grows curse branches

>>213541940
You people seriously are terrible at watching movies lmao. He was dreaming, in his sons room where there was a Call of Duty style poster he fell asleep staring at why are people overthinking this. Have you never dreamed weird shit? Jesus everyone but me is fucking pathetic and retarded

>>213541891
Its probably the stick she made to control all of them and the hair you tie around it is the victim of your command like her using wongs husband and the teachers hair

>>213542246
not really
it's pretty clear you don't actually watch many horror movies

>>213541891
all classmates were bound to the one stick that he used
>>213542135
The witch was probably a master at it who could do the complete mind control thing
When Alex did it the kids just went straight up feral

>>213541194
She’s fucking with the town somehow too, that’s why junkie guy sees her in the woods without ever meeting her and everyone’s dreaming weird shit in her proximity.

>>213542220
that's what zombies were before night of the living dead

>>213542082
>found sloppage
lmao

>>213542252
>didn't post top 3
why are you afraid

>They have a touch of the consumption
I loved Gladys, I wish that crazy bitch had won.

>>213542041

nvm, figured out how to unlock it

>>213542109
>saar please tell me whole plot saar I must know like I told my doctor before I transistion saar
Indian trannies need to know the entire plot before they see a movie

I want to smell this fuckbunny's hot femcel vodka teacher breath

>>213542517
She's fast

>>213542517
What zoomers will do to boomers soon enough

>>213542417
he sees her in the woods because she followed him after she broke into the house

I think this flick would have been better if Josh Brolin played it happier, and with his mouth open

>>213542634
Whoa

>>213542549
>femcel
she literally fucks in the movie

>>213542634
People will really spoil the movie for themselves by watching it at 240p with hindi splattered all over it like diarrhea. Don't forget a URL sliding back and forth like a screensaver.

>>213542634
sorry but this is kino

>>213542660
femcels have different rules because getting sex is inherently easier as a woman.

>>213542601
Doesn’t the teacher dream about her too

>>213540908
this made me jump in the theater

I think catatonic zombies didn't poop or pee because auntie was using their energy

little fag was a moron for not buying soup in bulk does he not have a Costco membership did he fail math

>>213542772
they pooped
and they peed

josh brolins possession item was a dogtag that's why he was dreamin bout guns.

but yes it's clear shool shooting allegory, as the asian principle even brings up cps. and yes cops are corrupt and incompetant as we see with han solo turning off the camera and his boss even helping him out.

>>213541660
Literally Austin Powers scene
>WHY WONT YOU DIE??

>>213542770
I jumped when the junkie was looking in the basement and all the kids turn to him in unison

>>213542683
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SPEND $0 YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS IN YOUR LOCAL GOYTROUGH
lmao

>>213537877
I dont get it

>>213542818
That cop had every right to slug that druggie fuck.

>>213541891
I saw a 7 year old use a cell phone the other day. Do you think he was secretly a PhD in computer science and electronics?
the kid didn't know how to make the thorn bush or make the thorn branch to control people, but he did know how the witch used hair to turn them into weapons because she showed him when she made his parents stab themselves
he just copied that part. not the whole process

>>213542818
I interpreted each chapter's protagonist as a reference to the different ways kids can be abused or weaponized in America
1. Justine - unprofessional teachers (she was an alcoholic homewrecker)
2. Archer - Distant parents/toxic masculinity (the Ar-15 dream, the fact that Brolin says he never told him he loved him)
3. Cop Guy - government abuse/police brutality
4. Druggie - drug abuse
5. School Admin - The education system at large (this one's kind of a stretch, but the administrator seemed very willing to put the whole thing behind and kind of had to be hassled into checking into the parents more)
6. Alex/the kid - Directly abusive household, or it could just be evil itself as the ultimate danger to kids

>>213542386
the ring
the living dead
the conjuring
the monkey
dead silence
insidious
annabelle
the nun
hereditary
the curse
the autopsy of jane doe
friday 13th
nightmare on elm street
halloween
I'm actually hard pressed to think of a horror movie where evil just loses, but here I am again proving brandolini's law by engaging with a low effort shitpost as if it were a staid and serious argument made in good faith

>>213543204
yep this is good.

>>213542634
are big boobs just inherently comedic? the whole cinema was giggling at this

>>213543204
>alcohol
Some irish sloptuber thought that it was a metaphor for alcoholism and having alcoholic parents. Talk about irony.

>>213542818
it's not a school shooting allegory
it's about alcoholism, and substance abuse and how they are like an evil presence that resembles a parasite
Of the main characters, 2 were alcoholics and the third was a junkie
Cleggers has spoken about his father being an alcoholic in the past
The witch arriving at his home and making his parents into listless zombies who just hurt themselves and who he ends up having to care for instead of them caring for him is exactly what alcoholism looks like
It has nothing to do with school shootings. It's a movie about a man remembering his childhood amid alcoholic parents and comparing it to an evil presence that destroyed their lives

>>213543264
Got your pussy hair

Ohhhhh they hurt themselves with Weapons

>>213542268
Okay but why did the director choose a call of duty poster with the imagery?

>>213543335
Cleggers has come out and said that this is what the movie is about
I don't know why you're acting so clever in pointing out this fairly obvious fact or why others here act so fucking stupid in pretending it's anything else

>>213543335
>nothing to do with school shootings
Okay just millions of us thought about that with the empty classrooms, memorials, angry parents, bullying, incompetent police, ar15 rifles, and child protective service drops. You're right about alocholism and parasites but there's a bunch of other themes. The movie doesn't hone in on a single theme there's a lot going on.

I
HATE
MARVEL
JOKE
SHIT

>>213542683
Really is baffling
>>213542935
You could just wait for a less shit rip. I'm sorry you were never taught delayed gratification.

>>213543264
>>213543264
Some people were saying their theater was laughing at this part? I was kind of freaked out. My theater was having a good time laughing near the end but was quiet at this part.

>>213543423
the school shooting shit isn't thematic. alcoholism is
the movie shares some cosmetic similarities with school shootings that you're mistaking for thematic

>>213543335
>it's about alcoholism, and substance abuse
yahtzee

>>213543427
There's nothing Marvel about this. Compare this to M3gan 2.0 which might as well have been an Avengers film

>>213543513
>There's nothing Marvel about this
how about the jokes in the middle of the fucking suspense? i hate this shit man, it takes away all the atmosphere

The ending was a very cute little tribute to Day of the Dead

nobody asked why little nigga was buying 20 cans a soup a day on his own?

>>213543561
why do they run like that

>>213543533
honestly some of those "jokes" were up for interpretation
when you get tickled and you laugh, you're actually having a small panic attack
laughter and fear are very adjacent which is why the guy who directed this and raimi have such a distinctive, organic style
I've heard that some people found this scene >>213543264 funny because of the silly walk but I found it very creepy
I don't get why people thought that brolin waking up and shouting "what the fuck!" was funny. maybe they didn't and laughed to release the tension
I felt sorry for the guy. he was having a cathartic moment in his dream and then some evil entity showed up

>>213543481
Not even the giant AR 15 over the house in Josh Brolin’s dream?

How woke is it?

From the trailer i thought it was going to be a pied piper type situation but its not which is lame.

>>213543599
what about the kids? do theey shit or piss themselves?
Why only the kids go attack the aunt and not the parents who where under control?
why does only archer recover counsciousness and not the rest?

>>213543618
no man weird shit happens in peoples dreams it means nothing even though it was intentionally put there ok???

>>213543618
no. it felt completely out of place and inorganic
like I get people dream weird shit but it was a strange choice to include.
maybe if 217 turns out to be the number of victims in school shootings in the last x years, you'd have a case
as it is, it just felt clumsy and unrelated to anything else that was going on

>>213543639
Way less woke than Barbarian

>>213543644
>what about the kids? do theey shit or piss themselves?
Their energy was being converted to auntie

>Why only the kids go attack the aunt
Axe-man's magic told them to kill auntie

>Why does archer recover faster
He was on the spell for like 5 mintues. I assume the others are catatonic cause they suffered abuse longer.

>>213543667
was there anything woke about it?
maybe the gay couple I guess. It also felt like a strange choice but for some reason it worked better than if wong had been straight and had a wife

>theres people actually lusting over the plank white bitch teacher and not the bombshell that was the cop actual girlfriend
what teh fuck is wrong with you all

>>213543714
Julia is really hot when she's scared

>>213543599
This is a town where parents freak out if a teacher hugs a crying child and the police make essentially no effort to speak to the parents of the one child who didn't go missing
>>213543611
>I don't get why people thought that brolin waking up and shouting "what the fuck!" was funny.
People laughed in my theater too. I think it's the abruptness of it and the stark contrast of what came before it. "what the fuck" is actually kind of an understatement of what he saw and experienced, and that that is the only way he can react to it is kind of funny.
>>213542268
This is actually probably closest to the truth. From Cregger:
>I don’t know. It’s a very important moment for me in this movie, and to be frank with you, I think what I love about it so much is that I don’t understand it. I have a few different ideas of what it might be there for, but I don’t have the right answer.
So it doesn't really have an explicit meaning. You can and are expected to interpret it in your own way.

>>213543702
Barbarian is literally about feminism in the most obvious way possible, the three main men in the movie representing three types of sexists, the chivalrous kind, the hollywood nice guy date rapist, and the violent serial rapist

>>213537398
Barbarian was more tight and kept the suspense going longer. This meandered in a few parts and could have used a bit more trimming. Other than that solid entry. The ending especially brought everything together in a great way.

Times you acted like the Weapons (2025)

>>213543611
>I don't get why people thought that brolin waking up and shouting "what the fuck!" was funny
I need you to know I'm being genuine
you have autism or some such mental disability.

>>213543783
right. barbarian was woke. I meant weapons. other than the gay couple I didn't notice anything

>>213537992
>brainlet gets filtered
The movie subtext was about how all school shooters are groomed and mkultra'd.

>>213543264
>>213543611
>>213543763
People laughing at the door scene is making me think I'm aspergers or something. I actually want to go see the movie in theater again to see if people find it funny. Is it like laughing as a scared response type thing? Nobody in my theater laughed but I saw a guy online say he couldn't contain himself and it's making me think humans are very different from each other.

>>213543830
It features drunk driving with no immediate consequences

>>213543857
No one in my theater laughed at that scene but for people who did I literally think it's just this >>213543298

>>213543921
did she drive drunk?
one time she was hung over and the other she was parked

>>213543951
It’s heavily implied she drove already drunk to the bar before she fucks the cop

>>213543970
she's also drunk driving while doing the stakeout of the house

>>213537141
Maaartttyyyt

>>213543949
>>213543857
>>213543611
>>213543465
>uh why is everyone making these weird barking noises in my theater. what is happening?
bunch of autists who never venture outside having a panic attack over people laughing at a comedy

>>213542517
>NO DONT SUCK MY COCK

>>213544026
Oh come on this is just IT from 1990

>>213542517
me when I finally find the /tv/ autist who keeps saying that a nigger in his theater compared this movie to a Courage The Cowardly Dog episode

>>213544049
Also Day of the Dead and The Shining and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane

>>213544047
about 16 posts in they did

>The witch is dead, but all the kids are gonna be vegetables for the rest of their lives
Dark ending

>>213541132
Last action scene of the movie was better than the whole of 28 Years Later.

Why was he so fucking useless?

>>213544128
The outro monologue did say some of them started talking again, we don’t know how much. The parents are completely catatonic though, very sad.

What was up with the aids needles? He fucked teacher after getting aids poked right? That's pretty dark

>>213542713
yes but the crackhead wasn't dreaming

>>213544156
He does more and better detective work than the cops

did anyone else think the little kids dad was almost exactly like trevor from wkuk? couldnt stop picturing the dad as trevor in that first scene in the car

>>213544195
We don’t know if the meth head was sharing his needles or if he had any blood born disease, that makes it scarier imo

>>213544210
He still fumbled and let the teacher get all the kills

>>213544211
oh god you might be right

>>213543604
Witch does a little trolling

>>213536818 (OP)
>Over hyped summer horror movie for retards
>Forgotten 3 weeks later

>>213544156
No infinity gauntlet

Three words
Hot dog buffet

>>213544448
how many minutes away was this from the cop asking the thug if he has aids?

>>213544448

better q

>>213544128
some of the kids eventually recovered but the parents being stuck like that was indeed dark
if you notice when josh brolin arrives at the killing circle, he calls out to his kid and the his kid is the only one to turn his way so while the damage might be permanent, there seemed to be hope there

>>213544489
Between this and Barbarian Zach really loves to see people’s heads get crushed or torn apart

>>213536818 (OP)
This was some retarded ass shit. I hate you people.

>>213544673
It was fun

>>213544336
name a better movie this year
seriously. It's been a shit year for movies and I loved this so if you know of something better I'd be happy to see it.
Bring her Back was sorta like this with very similar vibes but I hated everyone in that movie and didn't care what happened to them.
MI:FR was shit. the worst mission impossible movie
F1 wasn't bad but it was just a poor mans Top Gun: Maverick. Not that I'm complaining but it wasn't great.
Until Dawn, The Home, Jurassic World, Fantastic Four, and Superman were all shit. Just very mediocre shit.
Companion was just a rehash of Ex Machina and not a good one at that
Death of a Unicorn, Mickey 17, Karate Kid all shit
28 years later was interesting but not as good as Weapons
What's left? what did I miss?

>Witch clearly has experience parasitizing couples and draining their lifeforce
>When this stops working, is forced into desperate measures which she is evidently way less prepared for (abducting many kids at once)
>Downfall ended up being that in the past few years 24/7 doorbell surveillance became a thing when before that it would have been impossible to find those kids
>Appears like an evil mastermind when dealing with obstacles when she has the element of surprise but genuinely has no plan B for when the tables get turned because it's such a unpredictable series of events that would lead to her ever not having the upper hand on people
I thought Gladys was really interesting.

>>213544613
Trauma from letting Hollywood throw his best friend off a building. I'm sure Trevor's head exploded back then.

>>213544673
name a movie that you like so I can triangulate what type of people hate kino

>>213536896
Are you the stupid fag who was commenting the entire time out loud?

just imagine if we got Jordan Peele's version instead

>>213544748
trevor was drunk when he fell off the balcony
stupid way to die
Cregger's dad was an alcoholic
>>213543335
He wrote this movie about how addiction and substance abuse destroys who you are

>>213536970
Name five examples of this.

>>213544752
All movies are slop

This was my first time as an adult seeing a horror movie in theaters and it just ruined the vibe having blacks laugh at everything. Like what the fuck was so funny about about Justine buying vodka the first time?

>>213541953
Some of us don't enjoy dogshit

>>213542005
Is the triggered snowflake crying about his little arthouse horror flick?

>>213541801
Actual schizo retard

>>213542517
anons on opposite day

>>213542517
watching this scene again, was that an actual kid or a grown woman who happens to be tiny?
if it's a kid that's some amazing physical work

>>213542696
Shit was great, full on girl failure.

>>213542772
Im doubtful she was even the kids aunt. It sounds like she might have been super old and just inserted herself into their life somehow, they make comments about barely seeing her.

>>213544489
>>213544842
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213544761
>witch is still white
>solely targets capital-b Black youths
>film is an allegory for how big scary whites try to weaponize niggers
>film doesn't even touch the idea that it's Jews who control niggers as golems in real life

>>213543298
Should've added an unreasonably loud timpani noise whenever they move.

>>213542517
One of my favorite parts was how long ut went on for, other movies would just end the chase as soon as they escape, but here we see her freaking out and being chased for quite a while.

>>213544673
Shut the fuck up faggot, it was great

>>213544725
Your defense of a bad movie is that other movies were just as bad? This is a joke post right?

Hair = target
Personal item = possession
Why hair isn't a personal item, I don't know. The Witch's wig should have caused her to be possessed by that logic.

>>213543264
I find it creepier when you can actually see the threat clearly moving (i.e. that shot towards the end of the original Halloween where Michael is pursuing Laurie across the street). I guess I'm just tired of cut teleportation/jumpscares.

>>213541141
hey 4 each is reasonable... right???

>>213545109
I thought about the wig too and if he had used the wig to make the thorn branch, he could might have been able to control her, but control seemed to be a more complex spell
the reason he took the wig is because on the inside it had some wisps of her actual hair and that's what he used, with the thorn branch the witch made for the kids, to turn them into weapons against her

>>213541141
>>213545134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRh91b74zTU

>>213544156
Deadpool taught him that it's never too late to change

>>213541141
I mean he looks like he eats that many, thats for sure.

>>213541141
it was like 5 franks right?

>>213545148
yes he clearly takes a white hair from the inside of the wig

>>213542634
lmao imagine actually watching a bullshit quality cam with a url going pong on the screen and subtitles in bionicle

>>213536818 (OP)
Sucked, boring, ugly.
No horror, just jump scares.
4/10

>>213544725
you don't like eating shit? Well this shit has some corn in it!

>>213537877
It literally just means the kids who came out at 2:17 became weapons lol

>>213538193
It's Giving The Wailing

>>213539023
It's a cinematic device known as product placement

>>213544468
>>213545175
>>213545175
Exactly 7

>>213539850
she was trying to remain inconspicuous, if Alex was missing they'd be questioning the parents a lot more who she already zombified, that and well she needs a means to get the children ultimately

>>213545080
>>213545324
the problem with trying to have a real conversation here is that you faggots are so focused on "winning" that you forget to actually read
I'm not defending anything. I don't have to. I enjoyed the movie. If you didn't enjoy the movie, that's sad but it doesn't impact how I felt.
but if you read what I said here >>213544725 carefully I simply ask for other movie recommendations
>name a better movie this year
>seriously. It's been a shit year for movies and I loved this so if you know of something better I'd be happy to see it.
but you're so used to fighting like niggers at a waffle house when someone likes something you don't, you both immediately fell into a defensive crouch and started screaming like retards

>>213541141
that dinner looked nasty it had to be just for the gag

>>213544779
I actually had to check to make sure it wasn’t one of his. Very similar feel, with the comedy breaks.

>>213545399
checked
that can't be a coincidence

>>213541342
think critically...she was trying to avoid getting the police involved because she has to hide 17 kids and cover 2 braindead parents each time, it's enough that she's the random guardian of the only non-missing kid

>>213545399
ballparks are nothing but the buns are filling. I'd imagine 4 for the 300lb ching chong and 3 for the bottom who can still be mistaken for a top

>>213545557
Yeah I was just posting the sketch because it was funny but given it's literally 7 dogs I think it actually is a deliberate reference.

>>213543991
I don't .. think so man

mfw gabe newell sells me an mtx that projects my cs2 kill count over my house

>>213544211
Damnnn I can definitely see his personality being like Trevor

Utter trash, the audience laughed from start to finish.

>>213543377
because he wanted to. not everything has to mean something. why are modern audiences like this

>>213545748
>not everything has to mean something.
So hes a shit director putting in meaningless filler

>>213543465
Some people at my showing laughed when she stopped at the window and Justine was still asleep.
I also had a few people in my row actually cheer when Justin Long appeared (I guess they were Barbarian fans).

>>213545399
What were their drinks because for this I would need a gallon of water

>>213545790
>I also had a few people in my row actually cheer when Justin Long appeared
happened in my theater. why do people feel the need to announce to everyone they know Justin Long? I'm never going opening weekend for a horror movie again.

>>213539850
Do you see how the zombies move
You think that wont raise a single flag to anyone

>>213545790
Or you know, the myriad of horror justin has been in

>>213537141
A perfect Jewish whore.

>>213537232
Weapons wasn't even shot with IMAX-certified cameras. You'd be wasted money paying to see it in IMAX.

Certified Kino.
Saw a matinee yesterday morning. Me and several other kinoisseurs.
>slow first act
>good lore
>based acting
>good cinematography
Honestly a 10/10 for me just because I’ve been watching WKUK since highschool and if anyone’s gonna get a benefit form blood sacrificing Trevor, at least it’s WKUK.

>>213538825
It was basically like a high budget WKUK sketch

>>213538825
Anyone got a webm?