Thread 213537079

Wait, it's really this easy?

>>213537079 (OP)
Do you want it to be this easy?

>>213537079 (OP)

https://youtu.be/4TVTm5xfvjk?si=ybTjUOWla3FvcwSb

>>213537079 (OP)
>>213537273

It's either that easy, or it's impossible. There's no in between where she's distant, or hard to get, or has to be won over by prolonged effort.

>don't talk about yourself
>just ask questions and pretend to pay attention
That's only half of it
>be good looking
Otherwise you won't even get to this part
>make 2 or 3 jokes relating to her stories
>all jokes MUST land
That's it. Easy shit, right?

>>213537425
Just look at girls dead in the eye while thinking how hard youd rail them. Your pupils will dilate and theyll subconsciously notice and itll trigger the female monkey brain. Cut to them blowing you in your car. Its literally that easy.
>But dont do the whole Idaho murderer crazy eyes thing

>>213537079 (OP)
Nope. Just propaganda.

>>213537079 (OP)
Yes. Just confidence and charm. Incels will cope by calling it propaganda.

>not fat
>nice hair
>confident

yep

>>213537371
The joke is prolonged effort doesn't win anyone over anymore

>>213537079 (OP)
If a woman wants to fuck you it is as easy as falling in a hole. If you have never experiienced this, you are unattractive or socially of no value.

>>213537079 (OP)
It was

>>213537933
>nice hair

You don't even need that I suck at talking to women and the ones that wanted to fuck me DRAGGED me towards the finish line. Now having the hindsight of the situations I were in I've talked myself out of so much pussy.

>>213538007
Are you bald?

>>213537940
>socially of no value.
literally me

>>213538084
Learn a unique skill to the point of mastery, or excell in your field of choice. This will provide both the training for confidence and likely the opportunity to bang. Fucking learn to juggle. Sounds dumb... but your dick is all dry and mine aint.

>>213538178
I'm pretty good at videogames. And I have a sweet manga collection

>>213537079 (OP)
There's something off with the film quality or coloring of this movie that bothers me.

>>213538243
I am so sorry for you. I am a fighter, I draw to a commercial art level, play anything with strings on it, and am a fairly decent carpenter. I am older than shit though, and my hobbies have gotten me laid more than anything else. Video games are fun, but boring to watch and talk about and manga is stupid gook shit.

>be unattractive deadbeat diagnosed sperg
>still managed to get laid with an attractive young woman
you can manage to have sex with some luck and a number of attempts corresponding to your qualities. with love it's harder

>>213538490
There are women that will fuck you really well just to upset some other guy. You just have to make yourself present and available and they will from time to time fall in your lap and grind.

It was before dating apps and social media. I’m a prototypical sub5 incel but even I had multiple hot girlfriends in high school and early college. I noticed the shift immediately when tinder started getting popular and now it’s basically impossible to get even a fat ugly gf unless you’re chad

i was in a relationship for 5 years i do not have the energy for dating anymore. heavily considering just going to rub n tugs instead. women are boring as fuck and never share my hobbies. the ones that do share my hobbies have a queue line around the block. over it.

>>213538361
>be the retard guy with a guitar who thinks he fights real gud is now the peak of commonly cited relationship advice
we are fucking DOOMED

>>213538786
I fought golden gloves out of Chicago and primarally I play piano, which is technically percussion, you jealous piece of shit. And yeah... you are doomed, and that is why at 50 I nail 25 year olds at will.

being charming is quite easy, just maintain eye contact and smile 75+ percent of the time. Always maintain the air of "just taking the piss mate" and you'll be fine literally any social situation
I guess you need a degree of intelligence to act this way so most people here simply can't into
But yes, it's often that easy OP

>>213538905
this, its insane how much more charismatic you become when you have an air of "this doesnt really matter" but in a fun way and not a depressed way

>>213538878
>his ideal of peak manliness is a mustachioed non existant 70s chicago white guy who is also a trained musician
well we are in /tv/ so dated references for larping do track i suppose

>>213538976
The point is anyone under 35 or so is so disappointing, all your women are HUNGRY for everything you do not offer.

>>213538905
it's funny that it took you so many words to say "be someone who reminds people life doesn't have to suck (even if it does)" but then you talk about intelligence.

>>213539019
life does not suck you depressing faggot. Your life sucks which means you suck at living it. Who would want to attach themselves to that?

>>213539007
>i've got it pegged to 35 as the scientifically deduced cutoff because as a long time /tv/ shitposter and larper i am the AUTHORITY on human psychology
shiggy my diggus

>>213539054
that's like, your opinion, man. also i meant it more in the "relative to the person you are being social with" way but i'll forgive you for that one since i know i'm among genuine autists.

>>213539055
Just my opinion... formed over more years than you have walked the Earth. Discount it and learn for yourself. I sincearly do not give a shit. The thread poses a question, and I answered it.

>>213537079 (OP)
>Wait, it's really this easy?
my thoughts when I finally went on a night out in my 4th year of uni

>>213539120
as a non retard regardless of generational status, let me assist you by informing you that the average tapout wearing goon these days (not that tapout is even a thing now) goes to the MMA gym regularly and would happily rip your arm out your socket regardless of your supposed career as a boxer. they also have access to hyper optimized resources for learning virtually any hobby and often do to an advanced level while being a combat sports CTE riddled mong, and still will hop on 4chan and shit their little weenies about muh no gf. you haven't unlocked shit, you're either a giga larping faggot or an actual shit lucker with survivor bias who doesn't realize it. either way not a good look.

>>213539327
You want me to tell you what you are? You are a guesser that uses their own shittty life as a measure of reality. You whine about what you hate instead of doing the things you love. I am by far more correct than you are.

>>213537371
There can be. Women are human too, they turn their mind around

>>213537933
>>not fat
Guess im fucked
Even then i think my self-confidence and inability to look people in the eye hurts considerably more than my weight

>>213539402
what i am is a guy making statements about obvious patterns of behavior that anyone can see if they divest themselves of being a terminally online moron for five minutes. you're the one assuming i hate anything about anything or have grievances to air outside of calling u a dum. i just think you're full of shit.

>>213539492
I am sayiing you are guessing and are unfit to measure my smarts. To say I am slightly smarter than you is the same as to say you are slightly smarter than my dog. You have not demonstrated otherwise and are just mouthy, which you would not dare in the real world. I know all of this from first hand experience with a thousand of you.

>>213539561
i absolutely would and frequently do dare in real life. despite what you see in the movies and read people say in internet comments, most people shut right the fuck down in real life when directly challenged or introduced to conflict. i'm perfectly happy to risk the one out of a thousand undetectable shit fit havers.

>>213539461
perhaps consider how much your shit self-confidence is tied to your weight and then shed it

>>213539630
I do not think you strike anyone as happy. You are threatend by the mention of confidence and success.

>>213538361
Based sensei

>>213539692
never said i did and the implication certainly doesn't bother me- things that would quake your little nuts (ego) don't work the same way on me because our brains are not the same. since you're clearly lacking the fundamental quality of reading someone even at a surface level prerequisite to being socially successful i am now even more doubtful of the voracity of your claims of non-dry penis.

>>213539772
well, you are a blowhard, but that still does not dry off my cock you angry, small person. Your doubts are yours. Not mine or my concern.

>>213538301
Now that you mention it, there really is.

>>213539797
i feel like you're a little concerned with it which is a pretty typical reaction for your age group to have when things like their virility, penis size and sexual records are challenged.

>>213539877
Your feelings? Why would anyone care about your feelings?

>>213539957
i love have always loved the dichotomy of relentless anti-intellectualism but obsessed with witty language play and one liners among the undereducated Gen X age group. i got an older brother just like you man lmao

>>213540027
and now the stutter of an angry typer... soon, you will insult me while begging me to quit. No one is laughing with you.

>>213540027
he must be so dissapointed in you.

>>213540027
you are also SLOOOOOW

>>213537079 (OP)
>here is my hot ex gf I was telling you about

>>213540046
that's obvious phone posting in a hurry learn the difference grandpa
>>213540065
he's too busy being massively depressed with his fat narcissist wife who got him several hundred of thousands of dollars in debt, actually.

>>213538178
Imagine becoming some hoe's court jester just for the chance to get pussy.... that's pathetic. Some men just have no dignity or pride it seems.

>>213538361

I do not value traits that women find attractive, and I am unwilling to develop or pretend to care about such traits simply in order to have sex.

>>213540169
Learn to write with the energy you put into excuses, way-too-late-term abortion. YOu got nothing for me, but keepon going if you like being beat on.

>>213537079 (OP)
no.

>>213538599
this, when women didn't have endless options you could actually approach them, now they only want the best guys

>>213540184
Then, you should be content. Good for you. In other times you would be a monk and have a place in society.

>>213540214
harping on flubbed casual internet messages is also super classic Gen X shenanigans

>Voluntarily talking to a woman
Everybody makes mistakes
>Actively seeking a girl to talk to
This is inexcusable

>>213540249
speaking out about your betters is a scummy fuckhead thing the internet allows you... I ain't mad about it though. I like keeping my tools sharp on you.

>>213540277
compulsive need for the last word is also really stereotypical "this guy wandered out of the YouTube comments section if you tell him it's not 2009 he gets upset" stuff

>>213540340
In your unimformed opinion no one asked for or shares so far... the psychology which you incorrectly expouned can be applied to yourself, as all of you attemtps t find faults in my armor are simply not in me, but YOU.

>>213540382
all that to say
>muh projecting
motherfucker you really ARE lost lmao Facebook is that aways.

>>213540405
beg me to quit harder bitch. I said you would.

>>213539233
Is it the prelude to a trillion pity video?

>>213540423
...do you not know what projecting means? or what it means to have it pointed at you in memearrow format? i assume that's why we're sliding past the standard 4chan shit sling here.

>Can only attract short fat meatball women
>Not even short stack they have those weird flapjack titties
fuck my life

>>213540546
Is that a serious question? I explained it in detail. You are all sorts of slow.

okay here i'll spoonfeed you
>>213540581
yes you were claiming projection, to which i said
>>213540405
which is a clear stab that you are a funny facebook old guy who doesn't understand how to run through the common 4chan shitposting parlence and then you
>>213540423
completely misconstrued that here as a me begging you to quit

not only a newfag but one with loss of mental acuity due to advanced age yeesh

>>213540654
it is not a "stab" pussy. Yu have no edge, it is an insult beggig me to leave. That is exactly what it is anytime one of you shits beats that dead horse. It is not parlence unless "Duuuurrrr" is parlence.

>>213540654
Also, been here since week two you dipshit nostradamus

>>213540575
Men are not the attractor gender.

>>213540701
look closely anons. next time someone earnestly proclaims "you just have to get a hobby and to get laid!" remember they're this guy.

>>213540802
Oh, I am well known here. I do not even need a tryp. You have no support and I need none. Why you calling for back up?

>>213540701
My God, the ESL grammar on this site is getting worse and worse.

The only possible way for me to ever even just try to approach a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.

I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls, try to win them over and then spend money, time and effort to try to keep them with you after that. All what happens in my brain when I see an attractive girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I keep walking, that's it

>>213540802
I said learn to juggle you clown. I only got specific about me when challenged.

>>213540575

just start talking to hot women you want to actually fuck

nothing better than fucking a chick you find attractive

>>213540838
Look up colloquial speech and then bite your stupid fingers off before you hurt yourself.

>>213540847
>I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls

fucking attractive young female pussy is a life affirming experience you should try it some time

also the hard part is only fucking them the first time, after that it's basically no effort to keep fucking a girl you've already fucked

>>213540888
If someone talked to me like that I'd assume they were on drugs or having a stroke.
>Beggig
lol

>>213540968
you are all feelings and assumptions... we got a broad over here if anyone wants a date. She is slow and mouthy, but that is also a given when dealing with a fucking dingbat.

>>213541003
Uh oh thirdie melty

>>213540953
>a life affirming experience
Been there. Done that. Still hate this place.

>>213539420
>>213539420
>There can be. Women are human too, they turn their mind around
While you are partially correct, the key point is that it's very rarely worth the effort.

You are trying to turn a girl's mind around, putting in the effort and doing stuff for her trying to look cool or whatever and "buy" her interest when she would give it up easily for a dude who doesn't have to try at all if she feels genuine desire for him. Then there's the fact that by putting in so much effort and actively trying to change her mind -which she knows you're trying to, you come from a position of weakness and scarcity, while she holds all the power in the dynamic. And lastly, you might end up getting with her and finding out you don't even like her that much, you just enjoyed the thrill of the chase.

There is no going back from redpill knowledge on women.

>>213541025
I am rubber, and you are retarded.

>>213541197
Whatever you say SAAR

>>213541251
French Irish, born and raised in America, with degrees in English and Lit and more. Are you ever correct in your guesses? Also, you have far more typos than I do.

>>213541279
>I AM WHITE

>>213541314
You are out of words is what you are.

>>213541327
Better than living in denial Ranjeep

>>213541386
Well, you would not know that, would you? Let it ssink in you slow fuck. All you have is your anger, bad guesses, and really bad insults I have seen many times before.

>>213541422
>and really bad insults I have seen many times before.
>your not the first person to accuse me of being an indian
strange I'm White and it never happens to me

>>213541422
You should go back to facebook and ask for bob and vagene, Ranjeep

>>213541450
That is as you noted in your most recient projection you live in denile. Go ahead and deny it and prove me correct. YOu built your own fool trap.

>>213541455
beg better than that. I have no bed time. I can go for hours.

>>213541455
pull your lip over your head and swallow and I will stop beating the shit out of your skull.

>>213537079 (OP)
Yes

>>213540575
Those are my favorite type.

>>213541511
>>213541538
uh oh jeet melty

>>213537425
Holy shit amazing summation

>>213541565
you are ripping off some other handicapped guy that tried that "joke"... unless that was you, you slow as fuck touretts case.

>>213541564
If we hung out I'd pass them all to you brother.
Unironically the most aggressive type of woman I've come across. One cornered me at a store and basically said I was hot as fuck, the other kept hitting on me at my job and asking for my dick outright one day. Got approached by one at a pool party where she said she would do thing behind one of the shed with me.

Hnnnnng

>>213541593
>Muh English and Lit degree
>Misspells like a mongoloid despite being raised in America
>Seethes at being called brown
Wew Ranjeet don't you have a street to go shit in or something?

>>213541668
she looks like someone melted plastic and stretched it over a flag pole
grim

>>213541689
Wanna do my math homework next you fucking dork? You have more typos than I do and blaim your phone. I am on a UNIX device of my own design.

>>213541711
blame... sorry... have to disarm you in the ten minutes it takes you to reply.

>>213541711
Log off 4chan and go have gay sex with Ryan Mutahar

>>213541742
that is your third beg. Do your knobby knees hurt yet?

Treat a woman as an intellectual superior in-conversation and as your lesser in-bed. It's what she wants. It's burned into her DNA.

>>213538549
>>213538490
True, true.

Basically, just be out there living your life. Opportunities will present themselves, and more frequently so the more you spend time in social activities or around women.

>>213541855
I find if you let them know they are precious to you and protected in all things that makes them come after you way after you are done with them.

>>213541855
>get fucked mentally spiritually emotionally financially by women
>but do the physical space fucking

this guy understands the XX are true machiavellians

>>213537371
do you want to be won over by prolonged effort...?

>>213541450
sure thing, rajesh

>>213541939
This will result in getting yourself ghosted, It is not dedicated and romantic. It is creepy and pathetic.

>>213541969
this brokeback cowyboy sees everyone as the same Indian. His ten gallon hat is running on empty.

>>213541979
Do you like.... creepy and pathetic?

>>213542715
No. And to a woman, she will get more out of showing all the attention you are throwing at her to her friends to bolster her own ego then she ever would out of admitting she was wrong in not liking you like that... all boys should be taught this.

>>213538878
yes, learn to punch in a square and someday you may be as awesome as this anon

>>213542756
creepy stalking faggot. I told you I was a known quantity around here.

>>213538878
lmfao DSP levels of confusion

>>213541640
Anon is rolling in meatball pussy.

>>213542756
i fought golden gloves out of chciago in 1990, who the fuck are you??

>>213542756
You are a janny you nigger... the archive search is broken since the hack.

>>213542847
what site are you using

>>213542867
I am using your empty head for a toilet. You put a lot of effort in to losing arguments

>>213542890
what?

>>213542907
nigger, it is not out loud. Read it again.

>>213538490
How tall are you? You aren't getting to first base unless your at least 6ft

>>213542926
>nigger, it is not out loud.
?

>>213543006
Here is another one you can search out as you build a shrine to me. I used to be a specail needs teacher. If you expect me to inform you, you will need to pay me to come out of retirement.

>>213543032
>I used to be a specail needs
>specail
and still are, it would seem

>>213542833
They're after me spaghetti!
If anyone tells you tall guys get girls this is what they mean. They never said you'd get nice looking girls

>>213537829
Oh shit. I accidentally made highway murderer eyes at her instead of sexual eyes. The jump cut happened and now im covered in her blood. Her body's in the back seat. What do I do??

>>213543123
you do not deserve editing. Also, we are speaking colloquially you simp. You also make far more typos than I do, and call everyone Indian. So long as I get my pont across, I do not care if YOU can understand it or not. I fully doubt you can.

>>213542756
i can understand
if i were 50 with nothing to show for it id probably harp on some bullshit like that to you anons, too

>>213542833
Sounds like a monkey paw wish.

>anon: I wish for a chick who's an 8.
>genie: here's four 2's.

>>213543158
Call Mike

>>213543211
I own all my properties and vehicles and have had three kids so far. Two are adults and well on their way, and the other is 3. What have you accomplished other than hang your ass out here so everyone can see my boot print on it'?

>>213543181
>You also make far more typos than I do, and call everyone Indian.
oooh, CTE and schizophrenia

>>213543248
more guesses from miss feelings and impressions.

>>213543276
>more guesses from miss feelings and impressions.
rich coming from the guy who just accused me of being some other rando

>>213543376
if you arent that faggot you write the same.

>>213543245
you can't flex on here as an anon with no evidence of your claims, it just makes you look retarded

>>213543385
poorly and with well tread generic insults and begging me to stop over and over... if you are not him, you are no better.

>>213543385
i think you're just retarded tee bee ache
shouldn't have gotten your ass beat so much in chicago

>>213543410
according to you and your repittious stupid comments in this thread... sure. For what that is worth.

>>213543422
I am trained to judge that, and you are not. I do not think you are retarded. I think you are angry anything you see actual confidence and security and it unhinges you.

>>213543245
I have 12 properties I rent out, and four kids at half your age
now what

>>213543491
angry AT.... anything you see AS typos and whatnot.

So what about clubs that have some doorman that decides who to let in because of how they look? I know you're all retarded niggers and you probably think that's cool. But it is absolutely disgusting, night life is degenerate garbage, always has been. I'd be pretty cool with all the people inside those clubs dying in a cleansing and godly fire. And I'd be more than willing to light the match

>>213543496
good for you. I think you are lying. But good for you and your ugly kids. DId they get smarts from mom?

>>213537079 (OP)

You just have to read their body language. If she likes you it will be written on her face.

>>213537371
This post is pure unadulterated knowledge.

>>213543532
The fuck are you talking about?

>>213543600
What the fuck are YOU talking about?

>>213537079 (OP)
it's definitely easier than whatever self defeating/no attempt shit you people believe in

>>213543532
wow you sound so fat and greasy. How do you do that in text?

>>213543548
>I think you are lying.
that makes two of us
Did your kids get their skin color from theirs (plural)

>>213543655
that does not even make 1.5 of us you little turd.

>>213543640
But enough about YOU

>>213543669
shut up you tubby arsonist with no spark.

>>213543491
>>213543527
>actual confidence and security
nothing screams confidence and security like sucking your own cock for years on end on an anonymous antarctic moulin diving forum
you gotta calm down, you're so mad you're making typos in literally ever message
take a deep breath lil bro

>>213543723
that is some pretty hard begging me to quit, but you can do better. Put your neck into it.

>>213543723
>lil bro
dude is 50 acting like this on 4chan.

>>213543723
in ever message? Paint my fence when you are done with my math nigger jim

>>213543592
I cant.
t. autismus

>>213537079 (OP)
Any tips for my Hinge dates? Thinking about re-downloading

>>213543744
hence the derogatory comment

>>213543743
>>213543772
>ever message
yes, ever message

>>213540575
>Can attract
stop bragging

>>213543854
Fighting with me will make you a better poster.

>>213543773

Maybe you should try MDMA?

>>213543938
how is he going to acquire it?

>>213537079 (OP)
Something wrong with her underpants

>>213542806

The lack of self-awareness, and apparent narcissism are actually starting to remind me of the recent Minnesota shooter, who apparently had a similarly outsized ego (which can help you to get laid of course, but which also has certain diminishing returns). Some people actually are this dumb.

>>213542838
Notice how none of them say 'won' golden gloves.

>>213544192
Dipshit... you are not an analyst. You are a liar that has beeged me to leave and called for back up several timies because you are not able to sustain your bullshit. It also takes you ten minutes to post a typo filled thought. YOur very best insult is calling people Indain... Long said short, your mother is a stupid fat whore.

>>213544217
I have three necklaces. You do not even know what that means.

>>213544255
I think I can hazard a guess. ;)
Good on you for exploring your sexuality.

>>213544249
samefagging skinny thin wristed shithead with an obvious writting style pretending to be a whole gay bar. It does not help you.

>>213544287
all you do is guess and pull shit out of your spacious asshole.... well, when you are not begging me to leave.

>>213544306
>spacious asshole
I'm not the one who got gaped three times during the Chicago Mardi Gras parade.

>>213544324
that is from the contents of your empty head princess and has nothing to do with reality. You fucked a baby and its fist word was "meh"

>>213544362
"first word"... cant leave you to navigate context clues you thick slow fuck.

>>213544289
Yeah, stop samefagging, me. >>213544249
(You forgot to add schizo.)

>>213544249
And pedofork too, apparently, Jesus Christ.
>>213544362

>>213544405
if you are two guys, well, that is sad because you write like a pair of tits in need of support.

>>213544427
so, now you are writing me about gapping aasshole and your hope I wanna fuck a kid? Gross.

>>213544192
The narcissism is pretty insane. He keeps accusing everyone he replies to of being the same guy.

>>213544520
Maybe it is that you young dipshits all say the same stupid shhit over and over in the same thread and do not share an original thought amoung you. Also, you need back up to fight me which I find great.

>>213539055
He's right to a certain extent. Most men enter their social and sexual peak in their 30s.

>>213544547
No one's 'fighting' with you, they're laughing at you.

>>213544595
Yeah... I am funny. You are not.

>>213539420
Maybe they can be, but I don't think it's a continuous process. It's not as though you're building a progress bar that eventually fills and gives you access to sex, it's more like in some scenarios, women who get to know you better will eventually feel comfortable with the idea of giving you a chance, where they would be hesitant if you had asked too early.
I think the issue is that believing you can "win" a woman over inevitably leads to seeing the relationship as progress to a bespoke end goal, which does a disservice to the complexity of human relationships and ultimately isn't a useful way to think about things

>>213544888
In my experience, every woman I have been with knew she was going to have sex with me the moment she met me. Some were shy about it and it took time, but the notion that you are going to work your way in or wear a girl down is counter to how women work. Rewire your brain.

>>213543841
Idk, it seems pretty arbitrary, just try and be normal and see if they like you. I've felt more comfortable when I drop the pretense of trying to be normal and just let myself rant and rave about a movie I like for 3 minutes or so. You don't have to be over the top about it, but I think exposing genuine passion you have for something is a good way to make yourself stand out in her eyes, and I think that gives you better odds of interesting her enough for her to want to keep seeing you

>>213544934
>every woman I have been with knew she was going to have sex with me the moment she met me
literally
>Women know within the first few seconds of meeting a guy whether they want to marry him, fuck him, or kill him

>>213543447
>your repittious stupid comments in this thread
that was the first post i made in this thread, weirdo

>>213545066
>better odds of interesting her enough for her to want to keep seeing you
And how do you know that she is?
I'm fine on first dates. I never know if there is genuine interest in a 2nd date

>>213545490
if that is the case, you interjected in the middle of my conversation with a gaint samefaggot, fatboy.

>>213545548
I never feel like I have any sign or feeling of concrete interest after a first date, I just reach out to them and push until they ghost me. Sometimes it leads to more dates

>>213545622
>I just reach out to them and push until they ghost me
Same

>>213545609
>my conversation
oh i see, i wasn't aware this thread was reserved for your own private conversations, i thought it was a thread on a public forum, and i'm not fat either little bro

>>213545703
how big of a whore is your mother where you think I might be your brother? Huge like you is my bet.

>>213545703
you were not aware you were sliding into an ongoing thing being a smug little cunt? Get your head out of your ass.

>>213545732
>>213545756
double posting, you're big mad huh lil bro

>>213546027
no... you are lazy and super slow is all. The closes you get to touching me is tickeling my funny bone. I am not mad at ya... just dissapointed.

>>213546075
closest... would not want you to try and spell check me into the boards.

>>213538301
Fluorescent lightingcore
Not good not good

>>213541640
all of that sounds boring and redundant

it's an easy way to get told to fuck off

>>213537079 (OP)
She was cute in this movie

>>213543496
criminal niggers can stab or shoot all of your kids while they head to work or the store.

>>213546368
they could for sure but that guy cums in socks, not women.

>>213537079 (OP)
Why do people have this idea in their head that women don't like to fuck?

>>213546436
It is because they lose interest in it over time, but men do as well.

>>213546368
I don't live in a state with niggers
You are deranged

>>213546401
You cum in your golden gloves every night to the memory of getting your ass kicked in Chicago

>>213546514
tell us you are a shut in without having a wall removed so your fat, mostly coutch ass can tell us in person.

>>213546436
they want
but not with (you)

>>213546565
What the fuck are you babbling about you spastic?

gayest thread on this board

>>213546584
That was almost a sentence, you’re getting closer.

>>213546608
What? You aren't enjoying the midnight gen-x loser melty?

>>213546649
how long have you lived on your belly like a sealion?

>>213546608
that's what I was thinking.

>>213546689
how is it you can type with a lsp?

>>213546608
>>213546776
now kith and make it gayer

>>213546697
How long have you been aroused by fat men, considering that’s how you’ve been visualizing everyone berating you?

>>213546689
How is it you type with a lisp?

>>213546818
>>213546845
lol i could ask you the same thing faggot
you aint slick

>>213546839
there is at most three dipshit kids failing to do anything but function as my piss targets. I am not gay. Sorry to break your faggot heart.

>>213546853
and you are not going to win by being a stalker spellchecking idiot. You have bben done since the fifth time you asked me to go.

>>213546864
So we've gone from one samefag to three.
Come on, we can beat this schizophrenia together.
Probably not the CTE though, considering how hard you got raped in Chicago.

>>213546891
Three necklacess means I fought from 17-20 and was in the top three of my weight class all three years. You would know this, but you are a fat pussy.

>>213546883
>and you are not going to win by being a stalker spellchecking idiot.
i dont give a fuck but it clearly pisses you off enough to try and delete it in shame
>You have bben done
and youre 'abbout' to cry

>>213546913
That's so sweet, your boyfriends got you jewelry as a consolation prize for beating your ass so hard.

>>213546947
>>213546959
You faggots cannot read, or just like regurgitating older than me jokes? I do not want to have sex with you, and you cannot make me feel anger or shame.

>>213546978
>You faggots cannot read, or just like regurgitating older than me jokes?
there's some english in there somewhere, i know i can find it

>>213547034
I would not trust you to pilot a toilet without a seat belt much less find anything.

>>213546978
Perhaps you should sell your necklaces to pay for some speech therapy

>>213546436
Self-fulfilling scarcity mindset, usually tied to sexual insecurity/fear of sex. They think of sex as difficult bc they're scared of its organic realities, performance anxiety etc. Also masturbation chips away the natural male sex drive (which is what explains Schwarzenegger fucking his maid or Hugh Grant paying for an ugly hooker)

>>213547099
I have been up since five yesterday and work in the sun all day. What is your excuse for being uninteresting and devoid of wit?

>>213547065
>I would not trust you to pilot a toilet without a seat belt
i guess youre speaking from experience, i imagine itd be hard to sit unaided after getting your ass torn open in chicago

>>213547120
Why are you still working as a fifty year old?
Why haven’t your epic prize fights paid for your retirement?

>>213547163
lets say some things that never happend to you... you got laid by a female and she was totally concious.

>>213547167
I am retired. I have worked for nothing but my own interest since I was 43. I own a 100 arce farm. Its a hobby.

>>213541668
what am I supposed to be seeing here?
it looks like a white woman at age 23 and age 28

>>213547197
acre... oh no, a typo!

women will get upset and call you creepy if you aren't smiling 24/7

>>213547197
Whew, that was a good save. But unfortunately for you, I’ve been retired since 18 and own a 200 acre farm.

>>213541668
>22 years later
What did you expect? And Elizabeth Banks aged relatively well and seems to have avoided useless plastic surgery

>>213547175
fun game, heres one
you actually won at golden gloves in chicago in the sweltering summer of 1990

>>213547244
here is some more lies for you... you have good hair and thick wrists.

>>213544934
>In my experience
so in your very relevant sample of 0.00000001% of women out there. you're a genuine retarded mongoloid.

>>213547268
no shit it is fun... I came up with it. Your parents are proud of you and not both guys .

>>213547290
another
you aren't a 50 year old loser who's spent the past few years bragging about losing a boxing competition 3 years in a row on an anonymous television and film forum

>>213547272
I bet that does numbers at the nursing home

>>213547316
And your circomcision was not botched so much as a happy accident.

>>213547345
>circomcision
american moment
sorry your parents sliced up your dick lmao

>be average 33 y/o black dude on tinder
>never had a gf
>all of my likes are from 35+ year old fat single mothers

i'd rather die alone

>>213547316
You have been, for the entirety of this thread, so butthurt over the mention that someone got laid and has met success in life that you have predictibly and meekly flipped your shit for my entertainment for hours. You are why I am here. Never change anything but those things you wear on your weepiing fat legs.

>>213539233
monke reminds me of black people

>>213547345
>>213547385
>another double (you)
oooo he mad
>met success in life
so successful the thing he spends years bragging about losing an amateur competition three years in a row

>>213547427
You have been wrong the whole way out, and are wrong now. I am close enough to doxed and I do not want you trying to find your way up my driveway. I already have two pigs and do not need a third.

>>213547465
>You have been wrong the whole way out, and are wrong now. I am close enough to doxed and I do not want you trying to find your way up my driveway. I already have two pigs and do not need a third.

>>213537371
This is mostly true but there's a slight nuance to it
Women who are unattracted to a man on first meeting will never ever change their mind and become attracted to him
However, women also experience social anxiety and can have conflicted feelings on stranger talking to them. You may be physically attractive to her but also intimidating. You're asking her to suddenly be able to engage in conversation with someone when she has no idea what your common interests might be or what she should or shouldn't say. The only thing you can overcome is her shyness, but if it's simply lack of interest you'll never overcome that.

>>213547369
just buy a ticket to russia
women here hate their men so much they'll fuck anyone who isn't a slav

the more i read about everyone's psychoanalysis on women the more i truly believe they don't deserve rights

>>213547369
chadmarco is that you?

>>213541668
Not bad. The main issue seems to be weight. On the right, if she dropped 10 to 15 pounds then she would look similar to the left.

>>213547634
You mean everyone from this website?

>>213538084
>dude learn instruments, make money, get a six pack, bla bla bla fucking bla.
No. It doesn't matter what the fuck you do or don't do. Just literally start believing that you do have value. Once you really believe it other people will too. Its all about beliefs in the end

>>213548066
you will never be a woman

>>213537937
>The joke is prolonged effort doesn't win anyone over anymore
It never did.

The woman choses the man, and then let him think it was his choice.

>>213547369
why are you black?

>>213548112
Alright then. Go seek external validation from other people your entire life. Good luck with that

>>213548269
You do sound like a woman, but you will still have to have prostate exams.

>>213548158
Mom pooped me out instead if vaginal birth

>>213548299
>woman
>not seeking external validation
Retard confirmed

>>213548475
He said he could never be a woman, just play on on /tv/, moron.

>>213537079 (OP)
Yes and no. It depends if the woman your trying to get with is interested or not. Its basically like playing the lottery, the chances of you winning the jackpot are slim, but its there. Remember with women you get one chance and one chance only. With that being said its also important to realize that alot of them will lead you on and youll get nothing despite putting in effort which will result in you getting pissed off for awhile while she could give a fuck less. Its a tough game out there and the women are very ruthless. Hell, why do you think alot of dudes out there are checking out? The answer is so simple and yet society refuses to acknowledge it.

>>213542976
5'10.5"