Thread 213537403

Cast the upcoming adaptation

Brown people to capture the french aesthetic

every character is raceswapped
directors and writers dont play the game
it bombs

>>213537403 (OP)
Pedro Pascal as everyone

>>213537442
This.

>>213537403 (OP)
I feel like half the fun of the game is watching characters do their retarded Final Fantasy twirls and have magic explosions happen, it's gonna be lame as fuck to try and see people do it in Live Action

>>213537403 (OP)
can't think of anyone. Probably would have to talent scout in French Speaking countries

>Gustave
Robert Pattinson
>Renoir
Pierce Brosnan
>Sciel
Lily James
>Esquie
Jack Black
>Verso
Charlie Cox
>Maelle
Cailee Spaeny
>Lune
Gemma Chan

Cast Serkis in some cameo role and there you go instant box office success with most of the originally envisioned cast they wanted

>>213537419
What's sad is until this game I hadn't seen a white male represent France in decades. Even Jean Reno turned out to be Moroccan.

>>213537403 (OP)
Me as Lune's personal foot masseuse.

>>213537505
Frankly you could even just cast Serkis as Renoir. He's just playing an old man.

Play the piano boy

>>213537403 (OP)
The main characters seem like random NPCs

Which ending will they use?

>>213537505
Charlie Cox as verso is terrible

>>213537505
>Robert Pattinson

They can't turn this into compelling television. It only works as a game.

>>213537505
>>Sciel
>Lily James
Cmon man Sciel is just Ella Purnell in vidya form

sheesh
quick fads die hard i lament

>>213537639
Gustave was obviously modeled with Pattinson in mind, he's like a Generic Brand version of him

>>213537670
I mainly just went off their irl models. Sciel is modelled after Lily James

>>213537711
He was actually modeled after a member of the dev team, but the resemblance is uncanny.

>>213537505
>Cailee Spaeny
LYNDON SEXOOO

>>213537739
Lol you can look up most of the dev team m8. That is bait they are publicly dangling out in fear of a lawsuit over image rights.
They cast a bunch of actors in the game without permission and then didn't have the money to reel them in, so they pivoted to the likes of Cox and Serkis. Now they are saying they never modelled these characters after these specific people ofc kek

Robert Pattinson as Gustave and Kit Harington as Verso unironically

>>213537739
It was clear they might have started modelling him off a team member but it’s literallt Robert Pattinson in the game and anyone saying otherwise is delusional

>>213537711
Looks more like Pedro Pascal

>>213537403 (OP)
They're shilling this garbage here now too?

>>213537813
This meme was always funnier with Idris. Newfags ruin everything ;__;

>>213537785
>>213537711
Nigga

>>213537858
It’s extreme cope to say this guy looks more like Gustave than Pattinson

>>213537858
Lol. Thank you for proving my point you braindead consoomer

>>213537858
This guy is just off brand Robert Pattinson too, it’s clear he was just a stand in to model the actual actor they envisioned

>>213537698
I thought this game was successful. WTF

>>213537858
>uhhh yeah here's your uh real life Goostave model sir
This is the equivalent of using some else's drivers licence when you got to a bar underaged

Esquie

>>213537902
>>213537918
>>213537950
He looks exactly like Gustave.

>>213537698
>~30 hour single player game
>WHY IS NO ONE PLAYING THIS AFTER A FULL MONTH REEEEEEEEE
It's literally got GOTY wrapped up. In related news though, did you hear that people have stopped playing Conkers Bad Fur Day??

>>213538070
You know it's illegal here to not fully disclose you've been paid to make your post

>>213538049
Not even slightly. Starting to think you either work for Sandfall or are a paid shill

>>213538049
No, he doesn’t, he just also happens to look like Robert Pattinson. Gustave looks older as well. This is omega cope because you dislike Pattinson, you literally are denying reality.

>>213538092
It's also illegal to post if you're not over 18, yet here you are

>>213538129
What an embarrassing response

>>213538094
Robert Pattinson if he ugly?

>>213538094
>>213538093
I don't dislike Rpatz. Opposite actually. I dislike Gustave. Fucking cuckold simp that can't get over his worn out ex. I don't want him associate with Rob.
Thank god Verso is the actual MC.

Take this shilled waifuslop garbage back to /v/ you brown coomer retards

>>213538070
>WHY IS NO ONE PLAYING THIS AFTER A FULL MONTH
dunno anon
maybe some rpgs have staying power
>It's literally got GOTY wrapped
testament to how shit this year has been in gaming

>>213538202
No one would play this piece of shit if it wasn't a porno dating sim
Gaming is so fucking dead lmao

>>213538229
nobody would play expedition 33 which is exactly why they aren't

>>213538156
>utterly exposed
Kek, don't you have a 100 word essay due first thing in the morning kiddo?

>>213537711
>>213537858
Notice how Gustave, Verso and Renoir all look alike. That is because they all look like generic mediterranean men.

>>213538270
Imagine being the guy typing a post like that out
What a wretched existence

>>213537509
>Even Jean Reno turned out to be Moroccan.
He's spanish

>>213538202
Baldur's Gate 3 is 100 hour long RPG that is not very linear and that has many options and choices . Expedition 33 is linear with little role playing.

>>213538202
>comparing a 200+ hour game to one that is roughly 15% the size
BG3 rewards you with an entirely new storyline for replaying and exploring
E33 rewards you with... a couple of swimsuits...
I like both games enough, but incessantly annoying /v/ermin like you are why studios are increasingly making retarded decisions en masse

>>213538229
>>213538264
Both Baldur's Gate 3 and Expedition 33 are masterpieces. Expedition 33 is just more linear and is not an RPG.

>>213538342
some games are inherently better than others i agree anon

Coomers are really raging that no one gives a shit about their pornoslop kek

>>213537505
>Maelle
>Cailee Spaeny
ASS <3

>>213538313
lol keep seething newfren

>>213537403 (OP)
FOTM reddit slop

:3

>>213537505
probably the best fancast I've seen for this yet.

>>213538374
baldurs gate is good, not great, certainly not a masterpiece
expedition 33 is a dumpster fire that caught some steam because asmon declared it "antiwoke" without playing it even though it has aberrations in a european setting. makes sense that the hype is dead now

>Gustave
Charlie Cox
>Renoir
Pierce Brosnan
>Sciel
Lily James
>Esquie
Jack Black
>Verso
Ben Starr
>Maelle
Cailee Spaeny
>Lune
Gemma Chan
>Clea
Ella Purnell ;D

>>213537505
You need someone young for Maelle. Someone like Violet McGraw

>>213538313
(You) got BTFO lmao

>>213538445
>asmon declared it "antiwoke"
Is he retarded?

>makes sense that the hype is dead now
it's not. ppl are still playing and discussing it

>>213538411
Not just playing this 'game' for the pornoslop btw

>>213538458
Pedophile

>>213538458
does she have the ass?

>>213538503
Maelle is literally 14 and so is Violet. Imagine casting some woman in her mid 20s as a child

>>213538480
>it's not. ppl are still playing and discussing it
little fish big pond

>>213538533
Indian pedo freak

why does this game make troons seethe so hard?

>>213538596
All white main cast
MC is a womanizer
It's about family, siblings, fatherhood, rejection of escapism
All things troons hate.

>>213538596
>>213538730
Meds

>>213538748
Post manclitty

>>213537505
>>Renoir
>Pierce Brosnan
Love Pierce but he seems too old. And I know you ran this in Grok cause I got the same results