So I just leave, or what?

>>213540634 (OP)
Say, you kids ever heard of Jeffrey Epstein? He’s a friend of mine.

>>213541523
Who?

Is it real ham?

How come the last Founder thread got deleted? I thought it was pretty funny

>Was this made fresh today?

dead forced memes general? how keyed

>Where do I shit after I eat it?

>You gotta download the sangwich metadata mang

>>213541964
jannies hate funny threads

>Do I fuck the wrapper?

>is this halal?

>where's the second breakfast?

>You stop serving breakfast at 10:30?

>the ice cream machine is broken?

>>213540634 (OP)
>not until after the covid pandemic, sir
>that's when we'll introduce the tip option on all our pin-pads
>*leans in close*
>of course, you can always pay in cash, and if you do, use both a bill and exact change in order to get a bill back
>*snickers*
>it's hilarious watching this young generation of teenagers brains literally break as they try to calculate the change

>How much you want for em?

>>213540634 (OP)
>appetizers?

>>213543941
Covid is when I stopped tipping everyone including waiters.

>>213540634 (OP)
>I haven't even seen the wine list yet

>I'm lovin it?

>>213543198
if you still think these threads are funny after the joke has been made 50+ times, you are mentally ill.

>>213544015
>You're lovin' it? Stop singing!!!

>>213540634 (OP)
>HOLY GUACAMOLE THAT WAS FAST!!! WOWEEE!!!

>>213543064
a daring synthesis

this shit is so fucking funny to me i have no idea how this meme could make anyone mad

i might apply to mcdonalds. it seems pretty based working there. maybe i'd get free orange liquid too

>>213540634 (OP)
>YOU GOT ANY BISCUITS FOR SALE IN DERE?

>>213544194
same. no one will believe me but i believe i started the Founder meme. i always get so happy when i see them and some anons still make fresh memes

why does he seethe so much over lettuce? i swear so many boomers think that vegetables don't belong on burgers. they only want cheese and ketchup

>>213544201
are they boiling fanta? wtf

>>213544206
No, but the fries are pretty good.

>>213544298
it's what powers the grills and ketchup/mustard rotators. you boil the orange liquid and the gas conducts enough power to run an old McDonalds like that. wouldn't be able to do it nowadays though

>>213544300
why did he seem so scared of a guy wanting french fried potaters? like he didn't want to take his eye off of him

>>213544298
>he's never had boiled soft drinks before

>>213544201
did ron swanson really invent that speedee shit? would've thought factories like ford motors figure that shit out and he just copied it

>>213544365
Probably because he’s that weird Karl guy that hacked his mom to death.

>>213544300
>THE BIBLE SAYS TWO MEN OUGHT NOT LAY TOGETHER

>>213543017
>in the street... anywhere you like!

>>213544201
>squirting ketchup for a living could afford you a nice suburban house and a vacation to Disneyland every year in 1960

>you don't need my address? how will you know where to mail it?

cringe kino. am i supposed to get a boner from some milf eating a burger? i'm getting mixed messages here

>>213544397
Yeah… we don’t sell hot dogs

>ligma

>>213544440
i like how he kinda looks disgusted when he smells the bag

sometimes i daydream that he actually took over mcdonald's just so that he could fire this condescending prick

>>213540634 (OP)
>my ass from a hole in the ground??

>>213544440
She enjoys hot meat in her mouth.

>>213544487
his buddy in the back sees that there is a situation going down with this customer

>>213544201
>arthur leigh allen founded mcdonalds
zodiac bros we eatin good

>>213544260
He was seething more over the fried chicken and the litter. The lettuce was the straw that broke the camels back.

>>213544506

imagine not knowing how to eat a burger without utensils and then going to own the restaurant. that's like next level skills as a human

>>213543972
same. then you do some digging and realize wa*ters make like $40/hr and still bitch about muh 20%. fuck them all. learn to code or something idgaf. you being poor, lazy, and/or low IQ is not my fucking problem. ask shlomo for a raise or starve to death.

>So they drilled the cow?

>>213544440
>do I publicly masturbate before I eat the burger?

>>213544665
>I cannot eat a burger, but I can make a great restaurant from a little one
-Themistocles