>when he pulls out the HDMI cable

>when he goes to yt-dlp github and asks where's the download link

>When he takes out the Raspberry Pi with Simpsons Season 1-7 on an SD card

>see babe, I just type in 123movies and then we can search for any film or show we want

>>213541932
WHOMST!?

>>213541818 (OP)
At least she knew.
The other girl was an idiot, seriously believing in his innocent lmao.

>>213541956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugyeJTwHS4

>>213541971
shes just a bit naive

>>213542090
thanks anon

>when the HDMI cable is 10ft long

>>213542222
>Ha ha.. you like that baby?
*winks coyly*
>wait til you see how long this is
*unzips dick*

>>213541818 (OP)
I don't own an hdmi cable but every woman looks at me like this. Does this mean that I am attractive?

>>213541818 (OP)
how much do the streaming services pay you to post these?

Guys. My LG 50" died today. He has been my faithful HDMI warrior for 6 years, the Sahara of pussies. Now he is infinitely rebooting, which I know is the power supply shitting itself. It's like I lost a brother. Can't even watch kino for several days.

>>213542379
not enough

>>213542452
My LG 46" has been working hard for 10 years now. Sucks to suck bro

enslave women.

>>213542452
I'm sorry for your loss

>when he uses a home-made soundbar with vacuum tubes

>>213541818 (OP)
>when he loads the VCR

>>213542452
>the Sahara of pussies
Kek. RIP in pieces brother.

>>213542671
Zamn!
Selena Gomez looks like that now?

>he sets the jellyfin playback speed at 2.5x

>When he places the Roku Stick in his rectum

>>213541818 (OP)
Lmao she's calling Javarius later

>>213541937
>You mean... without paying for it? :/

>when he pulls out the Sharp 13" TV Retro Gaming CRT TV With Remote! (Non working VHS)

>>213542222
>Momona and Xochitl
Holy based

>>213541937
Chuckled heartily

Good one anon

>when he opens Jellyfin and starts playing The Simpsons S01-S09

>when he boots up the plex and says "wait I gotta turn on my pc"