Thread 213545584

>OH FUCK THAT'S CRUSTY
>OOPSIE
*sniffs*
>WHAT'S THAT SMELL BABE?
>I THINK MY ASSHOLE IS LEAKING A BIT
>DON'T WORRY BABE WE CAN USE IT AS LUBE

Wtf was this scene and dialogue really necessary??

>>213545584 (OP)
I look like this and do this

this post insists upon itself

>>213545584 (OP)
The Plap of Crust

Honestly my FAVE show fr ngl

>AH FUCK OUCH MY BUSSY! BREAK MY CRUST SHIT IN MY CRUSTY BUSSY! OUCHIE WA WA
what did he mean by this?

>>213545783
>doesnt pull out the shit spaghetti strand and reinsert
Do you even love me?

>>213545783
look at him go!

Common sense crust control.

this threads are spammed by an (actual) pajeet who frequents coprophile threads on /trash/ btw

>>213545878
I'm a white American and I post in these threads because they're funny

I am a common crust conservative.

>>213545891
it's gotten to a point where the details on the pastas are too disgusting to be funny

>>213545783
Looks really enjoyable for both parties. Fun, even!
inb4 obligatory "straights don't clean their asshole" post

>>213545909
>jeet doesnt like poo humor
Bit close to home, eh?

America is an idea. Anyone who busts crusts can be an American.

WHEN IT CUMS CRUSTING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
YOU GOTTA BREAK THE CRUST WITH NO ASTROGLIDE
WELL YOU HURT MY ASS AND YOU HURT MY GAY PRIDE
GOTTA FUCK A MAN CANT LET MY ASS SLIDE
I AM A GAY AMERICAN
BREAK THROUGH THE CRUST OF EVERY MAN
I AM A GAY AMERICAN

>>213545783
>MAKE IT HURT LIKE WHEN I WAS RAPED AS A BOY
unrealistic dialogue

>>213546059
I dont remember this intro

HOW MUCH CRUST COULD A CRUSTBUSTER BUST IF A CRUSTBUSTER DID BUST CRUST?