Thread 213546820

for england james?

Ponder the aroma

>>213546820 (OP)
Honestly I'd still hit if I could

>>213546820 (OP)
I legit haven't heard anything about this chick since like 2009

I'm white so I find this disgusting and would never, ever hit it.

>the cover of her latest album
>picture taken less than a year ago
Jesus Christ

more like belly fatlardo

>>213546820 (OP)
>I'm like a bird
>I only fly away
Not any more, piggy.

Ozempic will save her!

>>213547073
very good

>>213546820 (OP)
lmao wtf happened? wasnt this woman skinny like 20 years ago?

>>213547230
I'm Like a Bird was 25 years ago.

>>213546820 (OP)
No, for cake.

>>213546820 (OP)
We used to be a proper country, lads.

>>213547435
holy shit! I watched that shit on MTV when it was just released.

I am too old for this shithole

>>213546820 (OP)
Which motion picture or television series is this braphog known for, OP

>>213546820 (OP)
did she eat her?

>>213547910
Tomorrow Never Diets

>>213547230
>>213547435
>do it was 19 years ago

>>213546820 (OP)

>September 2023

>>213546820 (OP)
smelly fartado

Maneater is a banger. Why didn’t she do films or television? She was very popular. I dedicated a few to her and her low cut jeans back in the day. Still would.

>>213547991
>Maneater is a banger.

More like Hameater

>>213546820 (OP)
for me it's All good things

>>213546820 (OP)
>>213546946
I'm more surprised she's still doing music, than about her weight. I though she did one song ~20 years ago and then disappeared.

>>213548056
She had a number of hits throughout the 00s zoom-zoom

>>213548108
I'm 32 and only know the song where Timbaland does "ooh ooh".

no for my wee

>>213547905
You're here forever.

>>213546820 (OP)
Objectively hotter now, if you disagree you’re no man

>>213546820 (OP)
She's a maneaaaterrrr

For Real though

>>213548360
You sicken me

>>213548380
So do women

>>213547350
>I'm a like a pig
>I only waddle away
>I don't know where my sty is. I don't know where my sty is.

>>213548250
very fat and ugly player

>>213548389
Cept your mom faggot

>>213546820 (OP)
She’s got Lana Del Rey shit genetics. Imagine getting fat as a woman and not getting huge tits or a huge ass

>>213548422
Stop calling my mom attractive you sick freak

>>213546820 (OP)
absolutely fucking WOULD while listening to Say It Right

>>213546820 (OP)
shes a flightless bird now

>>213548519
Flew too close to the sun with wings made of pastrami

>>213547435
Like a Dodo now.

>>213547967
>youre now remembering that she did that song with timberland
>youre now remembering timberland

>>213548201
She had like 3 hits as a solo artist and then did a bunch of collaborations with rappers. She admitted she didnt like rap music and thought it was the bottom of the totem pole as far as music was concerned but was a mom now and its just a job. She aaid made more money from 3 hours in studio working with timberland than her entire career combined, which is kinda based to openly admit

>>213547435
I’m just a birdy too!

>>213547985
how did she do it?

>>213546820 (OP)
>Nelly TORTAdo

>>213548608
She never said that about hip hop, you dog face

>>213548608
>based to admit you didn't want to do it but we're a single mom so worked with niggers and slept around

Cuck

>>213546820 (OP)
Sigh…. WOULD

>>213546820 (OP)
Chick ruled the 2000s

>>213548880
Not at all

>>213548664

bulking routine minus the working out part

>>213548567
Justin Timberland? I thought he had AIDS from being in a boy band?

o lawd

>>213549117

Well well...

>>213546820 (OP)
excellent

>>213549117
So fucking hot

>>213549117
Jenna Starr vibes

>>213546820 (OP)
That's a good start.

>>213549117
Aging like a fine wine. Those Portuguese genes are serving her well.

>>213546916
I remember she had that song where she looked like some little Indian immigrant, then she came back and got all slutty and did some shit with Timbaland then she disappeared again.

>>213549117
Genuinely curious, why do we all like thick bitches now? Is it an exposure thing? I don't care either way.

>>213549320
*that's a good shart

>>213546820 (OP)
She trash for fucking those black dudes

>>213547073
Brutal.

>>213549352
Years ago /fit/ got raided by hamplanets that claimed fucking fatties was high test.
Combined with normalfags worshiping blacks and it spread like a cancer all over the site.

>>213546820 (OP)
>>213549117
We have the technology to weaponize her.

>>213549285
Holy fuck this type of women make me lose my mind but they wouldn't even spit on me:(

>>213549378
Idk for me as a 6 foot guy I just want more to fuck. Nelly is probably the largest I'm willing to go.

>>213549352
It’s not “now” it’s always been that way. Shapely women are a man’s natural preference. There have been periods like in the early 2000s where gay fashion designers pushed sticky models on people as the feminine ideal but it was an artificially curated taste.

>>213549453
I guess that's true, people are just more open about it now. I still like skinny women but yeah, some of the ones pushed did feel fake.

>>213549352
It appears the gays and pedos are decreasing in numbers.

She looks horrible.

>>213546820 (OP)
Looks like the first boss from Final Fight

>>213549352
theres a difference between "thick" and "obese" that many people dont want to see

>>213547910
The Weight is Not Enough

>>213546820 (OP)
The fuck happened

>>213549352
the browning of america. attraction to "thick" is brown coded. attraction to giant obese asses is nigger coded.

>>213549486
Peak femininity is the well-proportioned nymphette (17-24ish) with an adorable face. Still not the stick-and-bones, no-ass of the gay fashion designer’s model.
Second best is the milfy, very shapely woman. That’s Nelly right now.
So nobody is going to say she’s hotter than Nell Tiger Free, as an example, but she’s still going to be attractive to all normal men.

>>213546820 (OP)
She was perfect a year or two ago but I'd still bondburger her

>>213549453
lol man's natural preference has never been for obese hamplanets unless you are a nigger.

>>213549541
Someone probably called her fat once when she was thin, so she spiraled into actually becoming fat, as a coping mechanism.

Well, /tv/?

>>213549421
fuck me that's sad

>>213546820 (OP)
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FOOKING ELEPHANT!

>>213549553
Did not ask for the opinion of someone whose knowledge of the world does not extend past /pol/

>>213549577
QTsnack

>>213546820 (OP)
>I'm like a whale
>I just can't fly awayyyy
>I don't know where the krill is
>I don't know where the shrimp is
>and I'm hungry all dayyyyy

>>213549352
>we
shut the fuck up

>>213546946
SHE'S A MANEATER

It's actually impressive how large she got so fast.
Photos from end of last year still have her looking normal, but in the ones taken last couple of months she's huge.

For that kind of size increase by my calculations she would have to eat as much as 40 cakes every day.

>>213549637
Google menopause virgin

>>213549577
tattoos whores, no thanks. but that good boi might still be saved.

>>213549628
She's been eating about 15 men a day

>>213546820 (OP)
>>213546946

>>213549647
Every woman that gets into menopause magically gains 200lbs in half a year?

>>213549678
Just google it Trevor

>>213546820 (OP)
For Lizzo, it's fucking over.

>>213546820 (OP)
Holy shit.

>>213549671
someone add 2025

>>213549332
That was way back in like 2005.
>got all slutty
I think the song was literally called "Promiscuous Girl" lol.

>>213546820 (OP)
I REQUIRE HAM

>>213549699
This is what life is all about bros

>>213549511
>"thick"
It's "thicc" dumbass.

>>213546820 (OP)
Jumbo Nelly Sofa Chungus

>>213549723
He’s a millienial boomer, leave him alone

>>213549709
Right away Miss Furtado

I dated a rich girl who lived in the same building as her back in the day. Saw her in the lobby a bunch of times and rode the elevator with her once.

Young popstars can't compete with THAT

>>213549753
Sorry anon, but I'm afraid Nelly ate her.

>>213549758
>latina
don't worry, they all end up in pierce's office eventually

how did she become a whale? not long ago she wasn't fat.

>>213546820 (OP)
>I'M LIKE A BIRD
>I WANNA FLY AWAY

Good luck with that

>>213549117
what the FUCK happened? she was thin like a year ago

>>213549806
>>213549647

>>213549723
It's fat, dumbass.

>>213549816
shakira isn't a whale?

>>213549838
Not every woman who goes through menopause gets fat, it’s just a common side effect

>>213549806
She dared to dream

>>213549847
she is 4 times as large at least, this is not "normal menopause".

>>213546820 (OP)
>looked incredible
why do they lie?

>>213549882
Look at >>213549671
She’s only like 30 pounds heavier than 2023, she’s been gradually thickening up for a while

>>213546946
>picture taken less than a year ago
prove it

>>213548027
5 star post

>>213549906
So now the "menopause" magically stretches back into time to ten years ago.
Bro, she just got FAT.

>>213549906
she's a fucking whale compared to 2023

>>213546946
I'M LIKE A BIRD I ONLY FLY AWAY
I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY HOME IS
I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY SOUL IS

DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

>>213549902
They always say this shit. It's part of pushing the Jew narrative.
Read the comments on any Jew related story on that site and you'll see the most shabbos of goys commenting. For some bizarre reason it's full of Americans too. But only on the Jew stories.

>>213546946
she used the reverse ozempic

>>213549964
>So now the "menopause" magically stretches back into time to ten years ago.
Nobody presented that idea. Nobody worded that argument. Nobody articulated that hypothesis. She was tastefully filling out what was an unfuckable body of her own accord, and by nature’s own largesse, over the years, yes. That is not menopause: it’s art. The menopause to which I refer began within the past year. When she began to push the boundaries human bliss, and break through into what little minds such as yours can barely even conceive. I am not defending the effects of menopause. That’s what you don’t understand. I am worshipping them. I am evangelicizing. I am her dog.

>>213546820 (OP)
>turn off the light, turn off the light

>>213546820 (OP)
Just more of her to love bros.

Slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

>>213548027
Lol

>One celebrity attendee of Furtado's latest concert was actor Pierce Brosnan
>When asked about the artist, Brosnan said he loved 'how Furtado had grown as an artist' and stated he was excited to see what 'big things she had in store'
>Brosnan is a keen fan of music and regularly attends gigs of artists such as Soccer Mommy

MY STYLE IS RIDI-DIC-DIC-DIC-CULOUS-CULOUS-CULOUS

>>213549758
That chick is ugly whoever she is. Got crazy eyes too

>>213546820 (OP)
Ain’t got nothing on my girl

>>213546820 (OP)
Fuck everything.

>>213546946
>Corazon
Was kino if you like latina music

>>213548664
Ranch.
120 calories in a fucking tablespoon.

Sneed oils, man.

>>213549421
Imagine for her to sit your face

>>213549806
All the fat from the hollywood whores on ozempic has been siphoned to her thighs

>>213549758
She has hispanic genes too. Give it 20 years.

>>213549543
>the browning of america. attraction to "thick" is brown coded. attraction to giant obese asses is nigger coded.
100% this. Anyone who defends this is a victim of black propaganda. No true white person wants a girl to be fat. If you are attracted to this, you need to reconsider your life choices and the influences you allow into your life.

she looks good t b h

>>213549352
The attraction from a decent portion of men has always been there. Negrification of pop culture along with the body positivity movement just changed the accepted standards.

Hispanic women and sugar. A tale as old as time

>>213551282
This would never be allowed on Reddit. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable there

>>213551313
We don't breed and slaughter humans to eat yet.

>>213547905
>shithole
boomers favorite word
4chan will be better when you oldfags leave

>>213547910
Golden Eat

>>213550685
Hummina hummina.

>>213547910
Nelly Furtado is/was a singer.

>>213549352
We don't.

i love latinas so much dude

>>213549453
Exactly this. Man's preference has always been fertile women. Just look at the Venus of Willendorf and renaissance sculptures. Skellymaxxing is literally a gay psyop.

>>213551282
mmm, sweetie, actually it's a body admiration thread

>>213547230
FUCK!

She dropped off because shes a plagrist gritter, she stole all her music from a Finnish musician

>>213546919
She is 100% Portuguese so thus European / white. Isn’t that what you white nationalists cream your pants over?

>>213552538
South Europe isn't white.

>>213548434
Reminder that your mom has had sex at least once.
Maybe more.
Fucking slut.

>>213552546
It's a suntan retard. Stop pretending this is America and everyone who speaks Spanish is 98% Aztec.
They're only half Aztec.

wtf?

>>213552653
Anon, that photo was taken in 2006.

>>213546820 (OP)
>>213549117
She looks deformed.

I'm like a burger I always fry away

>>213546820 (OP)
Brehs can you even get in that if you're not at least 8x6?

>>213549117
HAM ON
HAM ON WHOLEWHEAT
ALRIGHT

>>213549806
She's latina

>>213546820 (OP)
>>213546946
mirin that bulk. routine?

>>213546820 (OP)
what a shame

>>213549991
"you ate 4 of them" would be more funny

>>213549117
>>213547985
how did she acquire such mass?

>>213546820 (OP)
I don't understnad the problem. She look delicious. I would slaughter her then marinate the meat for three days. Put her on a slow-roast in a wood-fired oven then serve with melted cheese.

>>213552538
>>213552570
Meds are honorary thirdies.

voracious girl
youre teasin meee

>>213552990
No

>>213553032
Yes

>PROMISCUOUS GIRL
>WHERE YOU ARE

Where has time gone bros?

WHAT THE FUCK, that was my first celebrity crush holy fuck what a fat bitch

>>213552990
No it wouldn't.

>>213547985
That's fucking great for 44yrs old.

>/tv/ niggas distraught that a mediterranean woman turned into the fat Italian-American mom stereotype
It was never the Indio genes that made the Latinas blow up, bros. It was the Indio genes that gave them the pot bellies.

>>213552961
>latina
She's 100% european, you retard

>>213549117
Disgusting, fat bitch.

>>213549647
>she's not fat because you don't have sex!

>>213553311
It's a Canadian/American nomenclature, straight from the ghetto.

>>213549693
This picture is older than lots of posters in 4chan right now

>>213553404
Think its more "you're comically asshurt about this because you don't have sex"

>>213547230
:(

>>213553311
I must go to Portugal and procure a woman.

>>213547910
Casino Royale (With Cheese)

>>213546820 (OP)
From size 2 to 18?

>>213553146
Bitch, I’m 46 and in better shape than I was when I was 22. You see so many losers just letting themselves go when they hit 40, just makes the rest of us look better I guess. 6’6” 215, all natural, 8 pack. 10k steps a day, weights 4x a week, and eat healthy, that’s it. I don’t even understand how these losers even get fat

>>213553441
What the Podesta bros said

>>213553441
I've never been there (brazilian) but "portuguese women are ugly" is a very popular saying in my country

>>213546820 (OP)
>>213547985
Would in either state

>>213546820 (OP)
Shit on the Radio is a great song

>>213553480
I'm on your boat. I lift every day. 49. Walk miles a day. I don't understand how you can physically eat enough food to get fat. I'd be vomiting all over myself and be unable to eat for the next 24hrs if I overate like these people. Cast iron stomachs and sedentary lifestyle I guess? Maybe it's harder for women I don't know. I often skip meals because I simply am not hungry. Whatever. Never did get to be 6' though. 5'11". Fucking genetics.

>>213553503
Thank you for your candor.

>>213546820 (OP)
Smelly Fartado

>>213553592
I hear that's what they call her in Brazil.

>>213553557
your stomach can stretch. make a habit of overeating and the nausea stops for them. competitive eaters will sometimes stretch their stomachs in training by chugging a bunch of water

>>213551094
>>213549776
she's not even latina. she's half german half filipino

fun fact: you can tell if someone's filipino if their first name is a white name and their last name sounds hispanic

>>213546820 (OP)
Imagine the logs

>>213549577
>cuck ballpit
wierd but good enough for me. i got 3 different niggers on speed dial

This can't be healthy

>>213548027
beat me to it

>>213553620
Is it? I'll have to check.

>>213553611
Then just fast or go on a diet for a few weeks and it’ll go back to normal. That Why Files guy lost all his weight and retrained his brain by eating nothing but a can of tuna and an apple for 3 weeks, then he gradually built back into eating normal meals

>>213546820 (OP)
She's a maneater

>>213553464
heh

>>213547910
The Spy Who Ate Me

>>213547910
No Time to Diet

>>213553966
Oh big!

>>213549577
>dog gets all the fun every single day
it's not fair....

>>213546820 (OP)
Nice body. Does she still have very hairy forearms?

>>213552530
That was Timbaland.

>>213547374
ol slampig

>>213546820 (OP)
>I am a supermodel and mami
>Love my ass and abs in the video for "Promiscuos"
lines that aged worse?

>>213548360
Objectively speaking, you are a negro.

>>213548608
>>213546820 (OP)
>>213546916
>>213546919

Her daughter looks like Lana Rhoades.

>>213554659
she kinda does

>>213554646
Lmao

>>213548433
>lasagna del rey

>>213549352
The internet is predominately feces-colored nowadays, has been for at least a decade.
The retards you see posting "thicc" are 25 year old Billel from Marseille, France, 17 year old Deshartawn from Detroit, Michigan, USA and 34 year old Saaramalamajeet Singh from Birmingham, UK.
It's completely joever.

>>213548608
She has the coalburner phenotype, why do you even believe womemen?

>>213546820 (OP)
holy fuck

>>213555289
Post a pic of your hand, shitskin.

>>213546916
I was one of a thousand people that liked her new album that was released last year. She was skinny as fuck in the music video so this architecture happened rapidly.

>>213555360
post a pic of your limp wrist, homo

>>213555386
>doesn't deny he's a pajeet rat
You have mental issue and are attracted to fat hogs because your mom is a hamplanet and you chose to associate yourself with niggers.
Nothing gay about liking young healthy women.
Jump off a bridge, cunt.

you can tell shes fucking a black dude

>>213547985
God she's so fucking sexy here. I thought she and her music was sexy as fuck when I was younger. What a thick latina mommy

>150lb weight gain in 1 year
PIERCE DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!!! CAN ANYONE STOP THIS MADMAN!!!!!

I'm like a bird, I'm gonna waddle away.

>>213546820 (OP)
Smelly Farturdo

>>213550685
Peepee hard

>>213551428
lol

>>213549671
Legitimately: who is her feeder?

Like this really seems like her bf/husband is telling her he just loves when she gets fatter.

>>213547985
>>213546820 (OP)
That's very sad. She must have some sort of mental health crisis going on.

She was fine imo literally last year.

>>213549671
Honestly: anything past 2006 is just obese.

>>213556010
It's not sad, it's fucking repugnant. She is fat as goddamn fuck. This disgraceful display comes down to a lack of discipline. Put down the fork Nelly.

Honestly she's too far gone. At this point I'd just hunt her for sport. Harpoon the fucking hippo.

>>213546820 (OP)
No,
For Wales

>>213546820 (OP)
Do you think she ever takes a shower and catches a glimpse of herself naked in the mirror and thinks "For fuck's sake. I really let myself go, didn't I? You can barely even see my cunt because of the overhang."

>>213549612
Banger (and mash)

>>213556193
More like glimpses a typhoon of diarrhea pouring out of her ass
>Tee hee! Guess I ate a few too many tacos!

>>213549604
Abysmal nudes. Disappointed that I even looked at them.

>>213556167
heheh

>>213547967
>beat was stolen from a Finnish chiptune song

>>213556193
>You can barely even see my cunt because of the overhang."
This is very hot especially if she has a very hairy belly and pussy too.

>>213556010
Ask not for whom the wall tolls...

>>213556167
Kek and pic rel

>>213546820 (OP)

I still never quite understood people who have such wild swings in their weight. I'm 35 and have been the same weight for almost 20 years now...

Never been super into fitness, and can't stand the bootcamps + diet thing. But just find something healthy that you can eat consistently, walk a ton, and push weights at home a little bit every day.

>>213557029
>i don't understand something so i'll offer unsolicited advice on it

>>213549352
Psyop trying to make you think fat bitches are hot since 99% of blacks are lardos

promiscuous foods, you're teasin' me!

>>213546820 (OP)
>height: 5'2

>>213551430
ok, zoomer

>>213556086
She can't stop growing like the Whale

Hodgy Beats has done a fine job, very architecturally sound

>>213551430
>t. Haitian

>>213546820 (OP)
Nelly Turdfarto, lol

Sad. Disgusting. But it's impressive in a way for any fatty of means to not take ozempic

>>213549117
>>213549421
>>213549671
>>213550685
>>213556086
This is the perfect body for a middle aged woman. How do I acquire such a perfect specimen

Imagine having a threesome with 2005 Nelly and 2025 Nelly.

>>213557601
I'd make 2005 Nelly sit in the cuck chair and watch. No one wants a boney bitch

>>213546820 (OP)
She's a man eater.

>>213547374
She doesn't need saving. She's perfect like this. I didn't realize over the years that she had evolved into a majestic BBW queen

Wth she's Portuguese. It's a relief to know I didn't find an Indian attractive.

>>213546820 (OP)
holy shit. she turned into HOGZILLA

>>213546820 (OP)
Nelly Fattado
Ha ha ha

>>213553480
Nigga you are 46 and still posting here? I am 26 and so is the dubs

>>213546820 (OP)
> I'M LIKE A TURD I WANNA GET FLUSHED AWAY
>I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY BOWL IS

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP

>>213553480
you are too old for 4chinz, the only acceptable age here is late 30s and you have to have been posting here since at least 2006

>>213546820 (OP)
Always wanted to bang a cute big girl, never had luck with them on the dating apps

>>213557892
nobody cares faggot.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
THAT IS ONE MASSIVE TUB OF SHIT

>>213546820 (OP)
IF YOU SEE US IN THE BUFFET
WE'LL BE EATIN' REAL NICE

>>213558078
Relax homie, i was just referecing when Game dissed Jay-Z saying he was 38 and still rapping. And just like you, i'll be here when i become 46.

>>213549352
Masculine = hard, angular
Feminine = soft, squishy, curvy
Chunky gals are literally just more feminine. If you're into chicks with abs and rock hard octagonal A cups, then news flash, faggot - you're gay. Real men slam hogs and ponder the aroma.

FAT FUCKING BITCH
YOU'RE FUCKING FAT
YOU'RE FUCKING OBESE

>>213558153
yur nigger indoctrinated brain rot reveals itself

>>213558001
you're about a decade and a half too late. back when tinder first came out, it was a pussy buffet if you were into fat chicks. Unfortunately they all figured out that guys other than black dudes would fuck them and got all high and mighty about it - back in the day, you could just find a cute fat chick online, fuck her that night, and she'd thank you.

>>213558205
lol says the gay dude admitting to being gay. go cruise somewhere else, homo

>>213557974
Yeah, like you're going to just stop, you fucking loser.

>>213546820 (OP)
How the heck does this even happen????

>>213548955
Okay i want this bitch to ride me like a horse.

>>213558153
Pudgy, yeast-scented hands typed this.