Thread 213547206

Freeze global

>>213547206 (OP)
>>213547335
the duality of man

Talk shit, get hit, kid.

forced meme

Something something respect wahmen

I bet I could beat his ass in a street fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpVJZrabMQE

why does our boy look like a cancer patient here?

>>213547569
You'd have to kill him or seriously cripple him.
He doesn't get knocked out because losing consciousness for any measure of time less than 2 hours qualifies as a nap.

>>213547569
You bet wrong hombre

>>213547616
He's almost 50, short, and probably eats things that his "lifestyle coaches" tell him are healthy. Cat food or some shit. Also slipped up and burnt out of state once.
He had his bits of the spotlight but I doubt we'll see him acting much into his later years.

>>213547569
He grew up in the rough streets of Queens raised by a brutal Irish Italian father who he killed to defend his mother when he was merely 11. Jon would put you in the ground.

>>213547434
Actually these are not contradictory

>>213547731
You either burn local or freeze global. Pick a side.

>>213547731
Local burns beget global freezes.

I just listened to a podcast with this guy and he’s legit a habitual liar. In under an hour he said like 6-7 things I’d bet any amount of money are lies. And a bunch more shit that just sounded like bullshit. Here’s just a few highlights
>said he hit a guy at a bar one time and it was such a hard hit he knocked all his teeth out
>said he got in felony level trouble, so to escape the charges he just went to get a passport and went to Russia. No one stopped him and nothing happened when he returned
>said he got guns pulled on him multiple times within the first couple days of landing in Russia
>said that he randomly ran into a guy from Harvard, while in Russia, who begged him to come get a graduate degree from Harvard.
>he does not hold an undergraduate degree, he was not famous at this time. But he claims he flew back to the states and got a graduate degree from Harvard. Again, he never went to undergrad, anywhere
>says he got in a different fight, he hit the guy one time, and the guy went unconscious. The cops came and arrested him, took him to the station, the guy is still unconscious
>he asks god to save him. The guy wakes up, again, hours later
>it’s all good lol, they just gave him probation
>btw there’s no actual record of any of this as far as I can tell, I checked out of curiosity

There’s a bunch more but it’s just endless with this dude.

why wouldnt you burn local desu

>>213547569
I'd watch your step if I were you. He might have a kind soul, but you can look in his eyes and see that he has a darkness inside him. It'll come out if he's tested.

>>213547904
All true. And those were just the parts he's allowed to say in public.

>>213547569
Are you CRAZY? He's one of the toughest guys in showbiz. He would END you.

>>213548102
Lockdown defender too from what my homie in St Louis says

>>213548308
Why does he pull his pants all the way up? Is it some kind of power move? This man is an enigma.

>>213548332
To hide the fact that he doesn't have a bellybutton. He wasn't born, he was designed in a lab and formulated in a petri dish for the government's supersoldier program. Top secret stuff.

*YUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>damn i needed that
*EEEEEEYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>haha didn't mean to be rude im just about that burp local hombre

>>213547904
did he really say that shit?
>said he hit a guy at a bar one time and it was such a hard hit he knocked all his teeth out
why would anyone say that

Tell me about your baby /tv/

>>213548308
>>213548332
>>213548404
He's a Mount and Blade looter.

>>213547904
>>213548511
yeah I've seen shit like that too
https://youtu.be/JzmUojwdfg0
https://youtu.be/MFGEF5qyvZ0

kind of crazy that only /tv/ mocks this guy for his bullshit persona

>>213547904
All of these anecdotes are real

>>213547904
tell me about your baby, bro

'maskyou some'n rick, you burn local?

its a bad day for Nap Takers