Thread 213547407

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: Kat

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previously on /bb/: >>213541447

first for jankie

kelley mixes mayo with her white rice. not sure what else she added but calls it "deconstructed sushi"

whos this

I <3 Art Deco

I'd eat lauren's poop

>>213547421
love this lil nigga

>>213547436
Rachel for whatever punishment she's doing?

Morgon is in the upstairs dr not doing well

I saw Morgan go upstairs, apparently she went to the DR up there :(

>>213547440
i thought the key hints during preseason meant the key ceremony was coming back

/ourguys/ will make it this week

Keanu says Morgan is in the upstairs DR and not doing well

Just woke up from a nap horny as fuck. Im just thinking of houseguest assholes in this order.

1)Morgan
2)Lauren
3) Big mak
4) Shelby
5) Cornbread
6)

>>213547470
how?

>please stop singing
>Did I just sing?

>>213547458
>>213547466
the cookout did her dirty

>>213547470
Both of them are wearing costumes, one gotta go

Vinny is really trying to get Keanu to throw the arena for him. What a pussy

>>213547491
>cornbread

based

>>213547511
I can already see him taking the credit for "taking out a comp beast" in a future DR

sighhhh

keanu is open to throwing the arena as long as he KNOWS he has the votes to stay. retards in this game this season

>>213547511
Keanu is gonna smoke Vinny and Morgan in the Blockbuster

Lauren spotted heading to the bathroom

>>213547551
that's what we said about veto

Upstairs DR is where they can see the house shrink. Morgan might come back with a xannie.

>>213547514
Guy really should have been on a real season.

>>213547563
house shrink has to work Saturday nights?

>>213547558
wish i was in there

>>213547562
I didn’t say that

>>213547566
yup. they only evicted him because he was nominated by america and didnt wanna go against the america vote

>>213547551
depends on the comp. arena games are for babies

>>213547421
I miss jankie. What are the chances he ever comes back?

Oh, Morgan was just in the gym

Morgan has left the DR

>>213547433
>deconstructed sushi
kek i fucking love kelley

they're just so blatant about covering things up on feeds now. i give it maybe one year at most until the abandon them entirely. Grod doesn't know what makes the show good

>>213547639
show will die without feeds just like bb can

>>213547571
They probably have a counselor in house 24/7 but not a actual therapist.

>>213547655
i'm not sure because they don't seem to care about making feeds worse and worse every year

if I was on big brother I would immediately target people like ava and rylie who say they don’t want to talk game the first couple weeks. why the fuck are you there then?

>>213547668
there’s no point in watching the episodes without feeds cause you’ll have zero clue how accurate and truthful the edit is

vince spewing some antisemitism that riley had said

>>213547697
yeah but feed viewership might be low enough where they don't care if they lose a little show watchers to not worry about feeds anymore

they're absolutely seething that Ava just wanted to get drunk with Will and be left alone for most of her HOH. she's based for that but i also get it

>>213547639
>Grod doesn't know what makes the show good

the entire concept is that big brother is watching the entire time.

no feeds, no big brother

>>213547722
they know the show won't work without feeds
they already saw it happen on canada
the day they decide to cancel feeds it's because they've already given up on the show as a whole
show still does decent rating for its timeslot so i doubt they're ready to give it up yet

>she deserves to be in jury cause she’s won this game
????

morgan says rachel DESERVES to make it to jury because she's won before

>>213547748
If Ava actually did 1-on1s with people and assured Kat and Rylie THEY WERE SAFE, then Kat would've thrown the veto to Vince earlier today. Only reason she took Vince's veto is because she was scared of going up because Ava didn't talk to her and shut literally everyone out of her HoH room.
Dumb frog bitch.

if i were vinny i'd be sucking my head down into my costume constantly to make the full egg. would definitely make the episode

>>213547817
she cant go up now being the veto holder and she can use it on vince if she really wanted him to win it

How dare you write JC and Bayleigh out of history Morgan

It came back in 25 you dolts

>>213547868
But does she fear Riley being the renom?

>>213547778
think we're going to bb30 and that's it

keanu thinks that mickey can sway lauren to vote zach home

>>213547889
she shouldnt, ava would be even more retarded to create that many enemies in a single hoh

>>213547882
sad they don't have an autist superfan historian this year who can correct them on their mistakes

>>213547817
ava ruins everything

Morgan has hinted that Vince smells bad on multiple occasions now. He really is /ourguy/

>>213547922
But if she thought she needed to get the veto to remain safe, then that is the only logical reason not to use it.

>>213547909
idk man, the show is pretty cheap to produce and it has fairly good ratings

>>213547934
cool it with the antisemitism

>>213547960
it was a punishment/reward veto. she got it by default at the end

>>213547963
yeah i know
i just think the big number of thirty is a good place to end it, if they're even thinking about it
can't last forever

>>213547995
Vinny made it sound like she took it from somebody.

>>213547909
I think NBC would grab BB in a heartbeat if they could. And it would probably be a good move for us because they're desperate to give people a reason to subscribe to Peacock.

God the Morgan blindside on Monday is going to be pure kino

>>213548013
rylie isnt getting evicted if this make believe scenario were to play out. if ava were retarded enough to put rylie up just because kat used the veto she would be just cooking her own self. kat holds the cards but shes probably too stupid to realize it so yeah i guess

>>213548062
kek. They will probably keep the feeds off forever because of the meltdown

fucking KYS morgan, she just put out the idea of throwing keanu UTB and telling everything he said to mickey

>>213548044
could be!
imagine how cringe it will be when the try to shove their 30 rock humor into it

>>213548107
enjoy the block bitch

Haven't been watching. Did Ava cause a big enough shitstorm that people have new targets next week or is Ashley still fucked?

Keanu did a pretty antisemitic imitation of Ava

kek Kat took the veto from Vinny

keanu feels like rylie could be his best friend outside the house

>>213548202
ouch

pretending micro-agressive antisemitism is a thing is a woke right wing agenda and they will cancel you for it. its not at all a liberal thing

rylie hates kelley kek

>>213548138
Ashley's only a direct target for Zach right now because he thinks she influenced the noms, pretty much everyone else is pissed at Ava. Kat/Rylie/Vince would still throw her up on the block though.

>>213548231
Why are you talking about Ava?

kelley is trying to be too social according to rylie

>>213548202
only because Ava didn't talk to her and say that Kat and Rylie absolutely weren't her targets. Kat thought she was 100 percent going to be the re-nom

keanu is going off the rails

>rylie: ashley gotta go

LETS GO

i love keanu so much, bros. kino machine

>>213548237
Funny he thinks it's Ashley and not Mickey, considering Ava hates Ashley.

WOOHOO THEY GOT A THIRD ONE

lauren hussling

this is so fucking stupid. they let us see cam and izzy’s punishment, they let us see angela’s punishment. nobody cares about your retarded analysis show grodner.

>>213548383
They didn't let us see "grandma" yelling at Brett in BB20

oy vey it’s so hard being hoh

>>213548383
who's punishment is being obscured?

Was Ian's punishment in all stars on the feeds? I don't remember

>>213548442
Zach and Rachel’s dual punishment in the backyard

>>213548460
ok, thanks

in hindsight, shelby should have took the 24 hours in the yard instead of baddie caddie. scott got off easy

>Mickey: I hope America doesn't see me as a savage
>Ashley: No you're one of the favourites
kek

>>213548546
She is one of the favorites. Not everyone is a racist like you.

>>213548586
Twitter and Reddit hate her now actually

>>213548586
only racist people would like her

I'm anti racist and love mickey

I’m a huge fucking slut

>>213548616
Nah

>>213548592
In retrospect, Brendon and Rachel were a cute couple in BB12, I liked their himbo/bimbo dynamic

>>213548662
post tits w timestamp

>>213548662
so is lauren

>>213548695
she's small

Kelley probably has more bodies than Kat, Lauren, and Zae combined

ashley talking about how to get the most showtime lmao

Mickey thinks she's less talkative now than in the early weeks

mickey thinks wont WILL win over her

backshots with butler keanu

Mickey is the most arrogant HG in BB history, talking about who she should sit next to in F2

>>213548977
Well, you'd be arrogant too if production told you they'd rig you to F2 with whoever you wanted

>>213548993
>thinking production is rigging the game for mickey with rachel in the house
lol

dat boi got a bubble bussy

>>213549031
>hasnt noticed the surge in black kween winners
>thinks a single person would vote to make rachel a 2 time winner of BB

The NuCookout minus Morgan decided Keanu is safe in every scenario. Their priority is to vote Zach out, then Vinny if Zach is safe.

>>213549241
Neato, I can sleep soundly tonight

Kat caught the blacks talking game

The audacity of Mickey to sit in front of Ashley and Will and ask who would be a good person for her to sit next to at f2 in order to win

remember last season when angela was doing her punishment all night and crying, while the dipshits out watching were laughing it up

>>213549444
yeah and it was cinema
cry about it faggot

>>213549460
why are you calling me a faggot when i agree that it was good fun feeds and we're being deprived of that right now

>>213549405
It’s amazing

>>213549476
>dipshits laughing
People that have fun are retarded dipshits that need to die? That's what you just said. You could make it clearer next time.

>>213549514
k i'll try

>>213549514
It's best not to take happiness from other's misfortune. But in this case they were not laughing at angela but were outside chatting to each other while they were spectating for support.

>>213549444
yeah it was fucking hilarious

>>213549444
didn't she get mad at tucker for not being outside supporting her?

Shouldn't have rejected Ashley, Zach, now she's made it her life's mission to get you out of the house.

>>213549184
miss woe is me is the queen of villainous rats and it drives me crazy that she doesnt see it and wants to be an eternal victim. her seething jealousy at britt and janelle is especially kek.

Goodnight /bb/

Ironically Rachel is going to save this season. She’s the only HG strategic enough to make a move on the blacks

>>213549659
shes throwing every comp in order to stay as small of a target as possible then say shes dr will when she wins at the end

Keanu’s plan is at 9 get the remaining 5 to go against the blacks and ava

finally new feeds

>>213549717
I hope they Mickunt out. She's by far the worst of the nu-cookout

cameraman blatantly queerbaiting

i want to give $100 to whoever thought up the egg costume

theres clearly other people up, why are they only showing us 1 cam for the past however long

>>213549800
they're saving the super fun and exciting backyard punishment footage for tv

>>213549213
Rytard had great tits

>>213549741
Kino

BBB is 100% some type of questions because production wants the comedy of the HGs competing in those costumes

giving everyone the stank eye

night vision lauren walk

rare keanu sleep cam

>you don't think I see how you look at her
Zach's harem is gonna be his downfall

Good morning ladies

>>213551690
Morning Boss Hogg

No you don't understand I'm an introvert I have so much anxiety I really struggle socially even though I'm remarkably almost supernaturally comfortable in social settings

>>213551690
morning boss

>3 poc on the block
>a white girl wins veto

this show needs to do better

>>213552619
And she's not going to use it, forcing ANOTHER "poc" to be put on the block because Zach will be forced to use his power, more seethe from the bottomfeeders

>>213551690
good morning sirs

>>213551690
morning hogg

vince leaving this early feels wrong

When the hgs say "I go to events" or "he goes to events" what events are they talking? What is a "psychedelic event"? A rave? I just feel like "going to an event" is so vague

>>213553788
ava should be leaving

>>213553788
He does have that main character energy. Idk if this is comparable but Pooch also felt like that to me but he was an early boot anyway

>>213554230
Think you might just be gay

>we lost the entire outside punishment for a 5 minute segment on unlocked
imagine forcing us to miss one of my favorite moments of pigzzy and cam
or the trial of angela last season
fuck you grod

>>213553788
he probably isn't leaving unless he's against keanu desu

>>213554377
Which is a likely scenario

Lauren is BODY-ODY

>>213554074
It could be HG code that allows them to talk about something production adjacent without getting yelled at by Mr. B

>>213553788
adrian's curse
vince, zach and lauren will be leave prejury for betraying adrian

>>213554540
Even Ashley talks about "events" daily

>>213554460
you're assuming compflop morgan comes in clutch in blockbuster

>>213548044
i subscribed to peacock for below deck

>>213554566
The wrong person wins BB every time so why wouldn't she win this week?

You now remember Audrey

>>213554760
shes pretty hot

>>213554760
fucked couple trannies this year
don't see the appeal

>>213554760
You now remember the twins

what's your favorite pluto ad

daily reminder to punt boren into the sun

>>213555456
WADDA HOTEL

>>213556030
he's one of the best detectives see?
he's boiled, HARD boiled

>>213551690
Ohayouuu Hogg Senpaiii
>>213551881
>>213556030
Greatest Costume

>>213554929
Im a huge tranny chaser it's based.

>>213555456
I like the survivor one. It reminds me to watch the new straya with tony, next weekend supposed to air.
>>213554299
ye that's bullshit, was hoping for more tease than this >>213547436

>>213555456
I've had it!

>>213555456
what are you gonna do? some of that BOXING youve been trying? HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213555402
i never forgot them if you know what i mean

blockbuster is going to be a visual memory comp. keanu and or vince will still be in costume so it cant be anything physical.

kelley and kat awake

Grown adults still sleeping at 10am

>>213557710
I’m still in bed

>>213557710
i think zach and vince went to bed at like 8am

>>213557710
how late did they stay up tho

wakey wakey

GRODNER OWES LAUREN A PUNISHMENT SUIT

>luke now one of sam hydes main cronies
oh how far you have fallen, sweet luke

>>213558362
Didn't realize that's the same guy, he beat the absolute shit out of Freddie on fishtank. Dude is built like a tank

>>213557710
You never lived if you never experienced the no alarm clock, get up when you want lifestyle.

feeds

lauren is vertical

>>213554565
Doing drugs

>>213558681
I hope they have to compete in their costumes during blockbuster. oh ye forgot about this, searching for butler. Keanu outdoing Jimmy.

all 6 people are still sleeping in the open bedroom

why does keanu have to serve pigs in a blanket? like how does that relate to the season theme or the comp? or is it just random?

>>213559104
they needed guaranteed oven shots to not show outside punishment

>>213559104
Hotel Mystery is a classy joint.

>>213559104
he is a butler

>>213558534
Grow the fuck up.

>>213559239
yeah i got that part, which i didnt ask about

>>213559272
butlers make and serve food retard

Is she the only one awake?

>>213559303
Butlers don't cook, do they?

>>213559249
>seething wagie

>>213559303
you are a fucking genius anon, that they do

however the question wasnt why is a butler making and serving food, it was about the type of food.

>>213559249
My bills are paid, my house and car are paid off, I believe I'm doing this whole "grown up" thing well

>>213559579
You talking back?

>>213559548

they flambé crepes tableside

>>213559249
get back in your cagie wagie

lauren is horizontal again

most of them were up for much of zach and rachels punishment comp we couldn't see, so expect them to sleep in very late today with no punishment

Neat tip guys.

If you scratch your asshole you get the fientest smell of shit on your finger so you can pretend when your jerking off to Big mak you are smelling her ass at the same time.

say it every season but they really need to adjust the schedule. making the hoh do nominations friday is stupid. do noms on saturday and veto on sunday. veto meeting tuesday morning

>>213560035
oh nice

>>213560035
I don't jerk off to big mak

>>213559968
now the days really started

>>213560081
editors need time to edit the episodes, production doesn't care if live feeders are bored

Need Ava to fuck up and tell Kat that Rylie and Lauren aren't renom options so she can save my boy Vincenzo

>>213560335
they have plenty of time and the edits would be more accurate. its not about feeders being bored. it would give the hoh and the HGs more time to make decisions and things would play out differently.

honey mustards so good

>>213560404
>it would give the hoh and the HGs more time to make decisions
It'd be more difficult for production to rig

>>213560235
Thats a lie.

>>213560508
Why would I lie to you?

my nigga keanu gotta survive the week

>>213559583
It's because jimmy was a glowfren so it is symbolic about how they cooked the fed

>>213560035
my assholes always clean

>>213559583
because he doesnt have the skills of a real butler so they give them easy food to cook in the house

>>213560911
have they complained that it's super cold in the house again? wearing a hoodie to bed is crazy

>>213561017
CBS being cheap about the thermostat, also playing psychology warfare on the weaker houseguests

>>213561090
but keeping the house colder is more expensive

this the fuckin keanu show now

>>213547440
We do ^v^
>>213560705
Keanu looking classy

best butt currently in the house - mickey (not including keanu hehe)

best boobs in the house - ashley with the stealths

best feet in the house - lauren

best chicken salad recipe - me

>>213560999
paulie had to make pies
alex had to make shepards pie

>>213561442
how did you get a phone inside the house?

>>213561239
>Keanu shit testing production by calling them "assholes"
How much leeway do contestants have when it comes to expressing frustration?

>>213561451
He had to make them the week he knew he was finito too.

>>213561477
i'm using an intern's phone that i caught stocking up our food

>>213561583
studying the quran with kelley

>>213561583
kelley looking very haram

>>213561583
rachel starting to look like the secretary from Monsters Inc

>>213561442
>best butt currently in the house - mickey
kelley's is better

>>213561651
she's a close second in my house rankings

>>213561442
>Best feet Lauren
Not with those bunions.

missed yesterday and saw kat won veto
does she plan to use it or no?

>>213561696
currently plans not to but might change her mind, especially since Ava doesn't care if it's used or not

Mickey reassuring keanu he should be safe, but still should win the blockbuster. Against Zach, keanu thinks he should have 5 votes.

>>213561686
i don't mind dancer feet. adds character

>>213561686
delicious

>>213560911
>>213561646
lel i cant unsee it now

>>213561829
She looks like the boss orc from Fellowship of the Ring here. The one that kills Boromir

>>213561853
laurens horny for kelley

>>213561696
she plans to use it as a dildo

>>213561907
I like that Lauren legit really likes Kelley. She even said that Kelley is one of the people she’d wanna hang out with outside the house

morgan melty monday coming up soon

>>213561957
Honestly Lauren does seem like a genuinely nice person.

>rope: its funny how i was cooking my way to the top, and now...
>keanu: im cooking my way out of the bottom

>>213561957
thats awesome lauren knows kelleys real

>>213562018
a real meeting of the mind

ASHLEY JUST TRIED TO POUR WATER FROM THE KETTLE FROM THE STEAM HOLE HAHAHAHAHA

>>213562071
eggbros...

>>213562071
kek

I like how he always has his hands on his chest or awkwardly in his pockets and not as a bit but just how he feels comfortable

>>213562018
me hanging on the wall

>>213562071
eggregious photoshop

yeah honey mustard

>>213562103
>i just microwave water
ye keanu had to show her to open the spout lid.

the idea of keanu and vince having to wear these costumes for the arena against morgan

>>213562071
NOOOO JULIE'S LAUGHING AT US EGGBROS

>>213562071
>>213562105
owari da

>>213562175
>I could get so many hookers with 10k
>This might be God testing me

>>213562103
how does that bitch remember to breathe

>>213562103
tkor smores tier sweet jesus lmao

>>213562175
>kat to rope
>i think im not gonna use it
>me keeping the noms the same guarantees safety for me and others
AVA 15K

boots and jeans

>>213562018
>>213561957
kelley 4 convincing lauren into a post-season menage a trois

>>213562354
HERE COMES THE MONEY

>>213562354
>>213562233
he better use that power

zach's power is going to really drop a bomb tomorrow kek

if lkat doesnt use the veto im done with her and her retard simp

>>213562594
she won't

>>213562594
Her and Simp just started playing the game last week. They have no idea what's happening in the house

vince lookin like a sperm now

NEW

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