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Anonymous No.213549007 >>213549372 >>213549959 >>213550516 >>213551319 >>213551406 >>213551797 >>213551994 >>213554158 >>213555071 >>213555245 >>213555375
Zoomers Children of the Corn
Anonymous No.213549372 >>213549397 >>213551319
>>213549007 (OP)
zoomers dont know what corn is
Anonymous No.213549390 >>213549532 >>213549941 >>213551262
Anonymous No.213549397
>>213549372
unc pwnage
Anonymous No.213549532 >>213550069 >>213553406 >>213555375
>>213549390
i dont understand this image lol. what's the point
Anonymous No.213549593 >>213555375
Children of the Corn is a terrible series with zero good movies.
Anonymous No.213549941
>>213549390
Is this some kind of therapy?
Anonymous No.213549959
>>213549007 (OP)
turned out to be a ripoff. the breadcrumb 1st half was kinda interesting.
Anonymous No.213550069
>>213549532
Swim in corn.
Anonymous No.213550156 >>213551420
>le kids are le scary
Anonymous No.213550516
>>213549007 (OP)
better
Anonymous No.213551262
>>213549390
Nebraska Disneyland
Anonymous No.213551319 >>213551374
>>213549007 (OP)
>>213549372
Anonymous No.213551374
>>213551319
This rebuttal can NO be countered.
Anonymous No.213551406
>>213549007 (OP)
Had an amazing first half, but the second half was so over the top and different in tone that it just ruins it.
The movie goes from a horror to a comedy.
Anonymous No.213551420 >>213551445 >>213551481 >>213553772
>>213550156
This scare in particular was just pathetic. Sitting there rolling my eyes in the theater
Anonymous No.213551445 >>213551481
>>213551420
That scene made no sense outside of existing to be used for the trailers
Anonymous No.213551481 >>213551511
>>213551420
>>213551445
>giant floating ar-15
Anonymous No.213551483
There's already FOUR other threads about this. I'm not a snitch. But knock it off or else.
Anonymous No.213551511 >>213551828
>>213551481
What did the floating AR-15 actually mean?
Anonymous No.213551797
>>213549007 (OP)
kino poster
Anonymous No.213551828
>>213551511
Guns bad
Anonymous No.213551994 >>213552024
>>213549007 (OP)
>OP too scared to ask pic related for a singles ticket
>Resorts to making posts about a movie he hasn't seen lmao
Many such cases
Anonymous No.213552024 >>213552595
>>213551994
what is this goddamn euro hellscape i woke up in
Anonymous No.213552030
ha ha zoomers of the corn
Anonymous No.213552595
>>213552024
You will enjoy your 0.5kg of popcorn.
Anonymous No.213552661 >>213553318
The movies twist is a combination of Troll 2 and Hocus Pocus btw
Anonymous No.213553318
>>213552661
no spoilers, anon
Anonymous No.213553406
>>213549532
Corn is fun.
Anonymous No.213553583 >>213554268 >>213554342
I think their brains are fried from old age and watching too many shitty movies. They act like every 5/10 movie is amazing.
Anonymous No.213553772
>>213551420
both of the nightmare scenes were cheesy and stupid as fuck

especially the 2nd one because at least the first one you maybe didnt expect to be dream scene, when it happens to Brolin you know you're about to get 5 minutes of wasted time since its not real
Anonymous No.213554158
>>213549007 (OP)
Children of the Corn sucked ass
Anonymous No.213554268 >>213554342 >>213555832 >>213555887
>>213553583
Reddit Letter Media never had a good opinion on anything. I'm shocked it took people this long to figure this out.
Anonymous No.213554342 >>213554753
>>213553583
>>213554268

I stopped watch when i realised they have never saw a movie before 1980. The fact that none of them had saw a leone western until recently was a big red flag.
Anonymous No.213554753 >>213554998
>>213554342
They have talked about plenty of movies from before 1980 though? What is this post?
Anonymous No.213554998
>>213554753

Nah, they know nothing outside a few select movies and TOS. Never seen a kurosawa movie. Never seen a Elia Kazan movie. Entry level stuff.
Anonymous No.213555071
>>213549007 (OP)

I don't see this movies
Anonymous No.213555245
>>213549007 (OP)
>reddit nosleep horror
pass
Anonymous No.213555375
>>213549532
>what's the point
Playin' in the corn Chud!
>>213549593
>>213549007 (OP)
>Zoomers Children of the Corn
Children of the Quorn
Anonymous No.213555724 >>213555920
Its basically villiage of the damned. Isnt there also a stephen king story where a teacher is afraid of her students?
Anonymous No.213555832
>>213554268
Go back
Anonymous No.213555887
>>213554268
I dunno, they nailed the star wars prequels pretty well
Anonymous No.213555920
>>213555724
I think King has a few stories like that. Suffer the Little Children was one of his very early ones when he was still an edgelord. It's about a teacher who has a class full of possessed students, so she calls them to a basement classroom and executes them one by one.