Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:13:51 AM
No.213549206
>>213549524
>>213549929
>be me
>Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
>150 y/o, headmaster of Hogwarts, gay as the day is long
>sitting in my office, reading the Daily Prophet
>see a Muggle headline: “UK Online Safety Act comes into effect”
>decide to read more
>“forces websites to proactively police harmful content”
>mfw Muggles reinvent Umbridge’s Educational Decree #29
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:26:25 AM
No.213549380
>>213550354
My favorite is the one from yesterday about dumbeldore talking about taking it up the butt for slytherine rights or something Idk I was high as fuck. Still am but from a different joint
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:32:22 AM
No.213549473
>HARRY POTTER, DID YOU USE DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH FEATURING VTUBING LEGEND USADA PEKORA TO BYPASS THE ID VERIFICATION!?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:02:13 AM
No.213549881
the more i keep staring, I cannot make up my mind if ops image becomes funnier or more weird
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:03:53 AM
No.213549909
Dumbledore didn't die for this
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:05:16 AM
No.213549929
>>213549206 (OP)
GOOD FER NUTHIN MUGGLES WOULD WANT A MAGIC ANSWER TO EVERY PROBLEM NAH WE'RE BETTER OFF BY OURSELVES said Hagrid fatly while the rowboat pushed itself forward magically
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:37:30 AM
No.213550354
>>213549380
You may think you're anonymous but the interpols cyberpolice division are tracebacking your exact IP denomination right now and if they find a crumb of marihuana your parents are getting a phonecall