Thread 213550876

are mandatory assjobs really the future of mankind?

the director's wife

>>213550876 (OP)
Sauce?

my FWB sexts with me all day every day and constantly talks about how she's going to do this to me in two months when we meet up next. I'm not looking forward to it. I can't even keep an erection and she's so boring. She won't wear the things I want her to wear so I don't bother asking. And to make matters worse, to me she's a FWB, but to her, she thinks because we had sex twice that we're in love.

I cannot Stop loving evil women

>>213551082
whats FWB?

>>213551105
Faggots We Bum

>>213550876 (OP)
people don't know if the egg became before the chicken because our minds are distant from the inhabitants background of a part time space visitor. But the tilt of the Earth is on the black hole connection to the indigenous people and the end is nigh..

>>213551105
Fingers With Bones (aka Bone-In Chicken Wings)

>>213551082
>FWB
you seem like such a retard.
>FRIEND THAT OUR ONLY PURPOSE IS FUCKING
>meeh she wants to fuck all the time
i mean is this a joke, or are you actually this retarded?
giving you the benefit of the doubt, retard anon. about the outfits. of course she doesnt want to, youre an inexperienced retard and its your second fuck. you need to compliment her in everything she wears, she needs to know youre never going to crush her confidence and she will put on this shit.

>>213551157
>having a fuck buddy
>retard
Youre totes jelly

>>213550876 (OP)
Why did he prefer to the psychopath to the chick that was clearly willing to settle?

>>213551169
dude, the way hes speaking about her shes a fat pig. i've had plenty of sex and fwb with piggies isnt appealing to me.

>>213550953
Yet he fucks Emma every time they do a movie

>>213551219
It's pretty grim honestly. He fell off hard.

I think I'd chose to be turned into squirrel. Or maybe one of those huge kodiak bears

>>213551348
why a squirrel whats the appeal of squirrel life to you

>>213550876 (OP)
Is that Ariane Labed?

>>213551434
I think he is mislead by the hot squirrel in "The sword in the stone" (1963)

>>213551460
>the hot squirrel

>>213551265
Thats so fucking pathetic, I'd feel so stupid laying there having that done to me.

>>213551348
for me it's any mid-to-large breed of dog in a household with 2+ female children aged 8-14

>>213550876 (OP)
>>213551265
that's pretty hot ngl

>>213551474
don't give me that look

I love the outfit tho, ive always had this fantasy of a maid coming on to me in a hotel. But, irl, they dont look like that.

>>213551482
have you not seen the film?

singles retreat, shes staff, sexually stimulating him and blueballing him so that he has to go socialize, jorking is verboten!

>>213551265
>/tv/ thinks this is healthier than masturbating to porn

>>213550876 (OP)
if sex work is so great and empowering why are so many media depictions sad

>>213551265
If I wasn't allowed to masterbate I would've wet the bed.

>>213551568
she's a fluffer?

>>213551265
Those panties look hot

>>213551157
This dude can’t fuck.

I liked how the film ran with its utterly silly and nonsensical premise and played it 100% straight.

>>213550876 (OP)
Can I get one please

>>213551488
The lady in the film said that everyone chooses dogs. I can only wonder why.

>>213552432
>choose t-rex
>kill everyone
whyt would this not work?

>>213551434
Allows me to dictate what is and isn't "nuts, nigga"

>>213551955
>>213550876 (OP)
i can't get past yorgos' disdain for his characters. it bothers me. his movies are intentionally awkward and stilted which is a neat choice but as such they're not compelling either.
his characters are all intentionally one-note to serve the overall metaphor or allegory and this could work to his benefit if he wasn't trying to make movies like killing of a sacred deer. that movie would fucking rock if the characters reacted realistically to the darkly comical and absurd situation the plot hinges on. but no, they're all emotionless because funny, like when colin farrell says that they can just make new children. if his character was the only detached freak in the movie, that could work, but since they're all like that, it feels hollow.
alternatively if his films honed in even more on the awkward tone and then actually said something of substance instead of being meandering, i could get behind that as well. his films are all tonal pieces but they're neither compelling nor interesting.

>>213550876 (OP)
Isnt this how stripper acted since the 60s?

>>213551265
Hellenic kino

>your biggest cinematic achievement is getting emma stone naked
>but it's middle-aged post-wall emma stone
grim

>>213551035
that's what she is trying to get. that's The Lobster 2015.

>>213551434
Because you'd be small enough to escape the notice of most people and could chill in their houses without them knowing but also it would probably be kind of fun to jump from tree to tree

>>213551035
El Cangrejo

>>213552747
It's because he is like that IRL. He's a husk who should be eliminated for the good of society.
Classically, he would have been.

I actually can't really tell what it is. A satire, take that however you will. Something about boomer culture and hating your wife vs. forever alone millenians could be a possible interpretations. However, what I enjoyed was that it kind of refuses to have a clear "message". The entire premise of the forced relationship society is portrayed in a clearly negative fashion, but the Loner society is shown to be constantly miserable and subject to the whims of a clearly underfucked woman who seems to out for vengeance on society.

>>213551105
Fat White Boy

>>213553813
That's a Langosta you retard

>>213555813
es un chiste tarado

>>213551265
Is this how babies are made?

>>213550953
*the auteur's wife

>>213550953
>41 years old
>no kids
>posting Gaza shit on social media while her successful husband jet sets around the world fucking younger and hotter women
>will probably leave her when he is ready to have kids

>>213555849
Brazilians are cap!

>>213553141
>zombieland emma stone was peak
>now we get this
fuck

>>213551105
Fugly white bitch